Chapter 317 [Fighting with Zhang Ye?]
Hut.
Chenchen cut his voice.
"Cut what?" Zhang Ye asked.
Chenchen smacked in the direction of the door, "Here's a guy who can hold garlic better than you." ”
"Are you listening too?" Zhang Ye was not angry this time, and said happily: "This person is a little pretending, a company, an ancient book, and how is his father, is it interesting?"
Chenchen said while doing his homework: "My aunt won't take a fancy to him." ”
Zhang Ye coughed and said, "Little guy, then do you say that your aunt can take a fancy to me?"
"You?" Chen Chen looked at him for a while, "You can't beat my aunt." ”
Zhang Ye raised his shoulder, "Then what if your Uncle Zhang beat her one day?"
The corners of Chenchen's mouth twitched twice, "...... Hehe, let's talk about it when you've beaten it, don't brag about it, you haven't practiced martial arts, you can't even beat Xiao Luzi. ”
Zhang Ye smiled, "This is not necessarily. "Rao Aimin, he definitely can't do it, he doesn't need to ask, but Lao Rao's junior brother is obviously much worse than Lao Rao, it's hard to say if he hasn't tried it, in fact, Zhang Ye himself doesn't know what stage his kung fu is, he has no idea.
……
Living room.
Rao Aimin said: "Shanglian is good. ”
Lu Yuhu pouted: "Senior sister to one?"
"I don't, I don't have this literary background. Rao Aimin drank tea by herself.
Chen Feng said with a smile: "It's okay, I don't have a good connection, we can discuss it with each other, maybe we will come out with inspiration." ”
Rao Aimin put down the teacup, "I'm not interested in studying this, it's not too early, Xiao Luzi, senior sister won't send you." ”
Lu Yuhu sighed and said: "Senior sister, why are you so boring, we are all here, you have to give me some face, Lao Chen's literary literacy is very high, you can just talk to him, didn't you appreciate talented people before? Lao Chen is the best, it's not me bragging for my buddies, his literary level, there are few people in the whole capital who can compare with him, and he has also published a collection of essays." ”
Chen Feng pretended to be modest and said, "It's not that evil. ”
Lu Yuhu said: "Come on, this is not the time to be modest, my senior sister said before that she admires two kinds of people, one is able to beat her, and the other is talented." ”
Chen Feng smiled, "I've practiced judo for a few years. ”
Rao Ai Min was happy, "Young man, do you want to practice with me?"
Young man, Chen Feng knew that the other party didn't take himself seriously, and he was also a little angry, he really meant this, practice and practice, I can't beat you as a big man? Even if you have practiced Baguazhang, the identity of this senior sister is also senior, she doesn't even have any muscles, of course Chen Feng is not scared, he has really practiced judo since he was a child, and it has been interrupted for a few years, but the kung fu is still there, he and Lu Yuhu also met in the gym, he admitted that he is definitely not Lu Yuhu's opponent, it is far behind, but he can spare Aimin a woman, he is naturally not a problem.
But when Lu Yuhu heard this, he almost vomited blood, and seeing that Rao Aimin had already stood up, Lu Yuhu was busy in horror and went up to stop it, "Senior sister is angry, senior sister is angry, Lao Chen has no other meaning, I don't want to compare with you, you sit down quickly, I look cautious and panicked when you are like this!"
Chen Feng was stunned, "Old Lu." ”
Lu Yuhu looked back at him with a smile and a smile, "Lao Chen, you hurry up, just your three-legged cat's judo, and you still compare with my senior sister? You can really do it, haven't I told you? This is the senior sister of our generation of Baguazhang, not according to age, understand?"
Not by age?
Is it arranged according to kung fu?
Chen Feng didn't believe it, this woman is more powerful than Lu Yuhu?
Of course, about Rao Aimin's affairs, Lu Yuhu actually has something to say, and he can't say it, Chen Feng doesn't understand the things in the national art world, he is not a person in this circle after all, and he doesn't know what the three words "Rao Aimin" represent in the national art world.
Rao Aimin sat down again.
Lu Yuhu wiped his sweat and said: "Let's not do it, we will meet friends with text, and we will meet friends with text." ”
Rao Aimin struck: "I admire the talented master, but he is still far away, you are your senior sister who has never seen the world?
Chen Feng really can't listen to it, arch fire!
Lu Yuhu immediately said: "If my brother is not yet literate, then the capital will not be able to find anyone else, of course, I am talking about the younger generation." ”
Rao Aimin was annoyed, "I said you kid are not rolling, are you looking for me to do it?"
Lu Yuhu knew the temper of the senior sister, the knife mouth was tofu, and he said with a hippie smile: "You put the upper link on the top, let's go, and meet friends with the text, this is not going to happen." ”
Rao Aimin looked at him, "Okay, Changxing City, are you still here with me?"
Lu Yuhu said: "I brought my brother here, just to rub you for a supper, I just sat down for a few minutes, where can I just leave, I haven't drunk the white fungus porridge you have in your hand for more than half a year, I have to drink a few bowls this time, and I have to pack and take it back." ”
"You just said thesis studies, right?" Rao Aimin cocked Erlang's legs.
"Yes, you don't know my brother's talent, and you don't understand it, that's why you said that, if you ......" Lu Yuhu still had to give Chen Feng two blows.
Rao Aimin interrupted directly, "Xiao Zhang, come on!"
The door opened, and Zhang Ye just listened to it, but because he was chatting with Chenchen later, he didn't listen to it much, "Aunt landlord?"
Chenchen also came out to see the excitement.
Rao Aimin then sneered at him Lu Yuhu: "Don't you kid want to eat supper?" Okay, if your friend's literary talent can compare to my tenant, let alone white fungus porridge, I will make it for you for the whole banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty!"
Lu Yuhu was greedy when he heard this, and said in surprise: "Senior sister, this is what you said, a word!"
"I said that!" Rao chuckled.
Lu Yuhu slapped his thigh, "Haha, Lao Chen, we have a good fortune today, my senior sister's cooking skills, I can't forget it once I eat it for the rest of my life!"
Chen Feng was moved in his heart, but he pretended to be smiling on his face, "Okay, I also want to try Ms. Rao's cooking skills, is it as divine as Lao Lu said." ”
Rao Aimin curled the corners of her mouth, "Let's talk about it first, it's too early." ”
Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng both laughed and said nothing, compared to a tenant you caught casually? What is this compared to! He doesn't even understand what format the couplet is, how to fight neatly!
Learn from Zhang Ye's thesis?
Compare couplets with Zhang Ye?
Seeing this, Chenchen sighed.
Zhang Ye looked at this Chen Feng, who was a bit pretending to be forced, but he was not interested at all, compared to what, isn't this bullying, "Aunt landlord, forget it." ”
Rao Aimin stared at him, and Erlang's legs changed, "Don't talk nonsense!"
Chen Chen also cheered: "Zhang Ye, you can do it." ”
What do you call me okay, Zhang Ye smiled bitterly, compared literature with a layman, he really couldn't be interested, "Okay, then just pair the couplet?"
Lu Yuhu smiled: "Yes, come on, brother." ”
Huh, Zhang Ye?
That's a familiar name.
However, Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng didn't care, and looked at it with a smile.
Zhang Ye also walked over and looked at the table.
Shanglian: Qiangossip, Kun gossip, eight-eighty-sixty-four hexagrams, hexagram Qiankun has been decided
Zhang Ye had no expression on his face, he looked indifferent, he knew that Chen Feng was deliberately looking for a topic with Rao Aimin, and Bacheng was also Lu Yuhu's idea, so he made a link to write gossip, Zhang Ye picked up the pen without thinking about it, but found that there was no brush at hand.
"Use mine. Chenchen brought a pencil.
Zhang Ye took it and wrote under his upper link: "Luan nine sounds, phoenix nine sounds, nine hundred and eighty-one sounds, the sound of Luan and Feng together." "The couplets of this world, he basically has them in that world.
This couplet is out.
Lu Yuhu was stunned!
Chen Feng was also stunned for a moment, "This ......" He just kept saying that there was no lower link, in fact, how could it be possible, he had a lower link, but it would definitely not be neat and meaningful than the young man in front of him, the other party's lower link was actually better than his, and the other party obviously didn't use his brain to think about it!
What's the situation?
Who is this tenant?
Rao Aimin smiled: "Is it okay?"
Lu Yuhu coughed and said, "Senior sister, you are a tenant ......"
Chen Feng was not convinced, opened his mouth to stare at Zhang Ye and said: "You will visit the West Lake to mention the tin pot and the tin pot will drop the tin pot in the West Lake." "This is not the couplet he came up with, but asked from his teacher, these couplets are also his teacher can't come out or not very neat, this time he took it out, he just pretended to be forced for a long time, the cow has been blown out, and he doesn't want to lose face in front of his friends and Rao Aimin at this time.
Zhang Ye said helplessly: "You go to Xishan to take the clothes and clothes to the Xishan and cherish the clothes." ”
Lu Yuhu exclaimed: "That's right!"
Chen Feng's face changed, "Smile when you open your mouth, smile at the past, smile at everything now." ”
Zhang Ye said listlessly: "The big belly can tolerate it, and the sky and the earth can not tolerate it." ”
Chen Feng said with a black face: "The white snake crosses the river, and there is a round of red sun on his head!"
Zhang Ye yawned and said, "The green dragon hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 gold stars." ”
Damn! This is a riddle couplet! The riddle of his upper link is an oil lamp, and the lower link of the other party is actually a riddle joint -- scales!
Chen Feng was stupid!
Lu Yuhu was also stunned!
Zhang Ye was sleepy and said, "It's almost, right?"
Chen Feng was still unwilling, gritted his teeth and burst out, "Look at me not me, I look at me, I am not me!"
Zhang Ye wasn't very happy anymore, didn't he say that it was just a couplet, it was endless, so he directly gave a lower couplet, "Who pretends to be whom, who pretends to be whom, who is like who!"
This couplet doesn't seem to be anything, it seems to be talking about acting, what does acting mean.
But if you think about it carefully, why do you always feel that the intention of this next link at this moment is that your mother is scolding!
Who's pretending!
Chen Feng's face turned green!
Rao Aimin couldn't stand up with joy, "What's the matter?
Chen Feng didn't speak, and he couldn't even match himself and his teacher, but the person on the other side of the family not only came out, but not only did he agree with the neat artistic conception of the battle, but he even said scolding and sarcastic words in it! Fools know that the literary level of the two of them is not the same level at all!