house.

The atmosphere was slightly awkward.

Chen Feng has just been blown to the sky by Lu Yuhu, and he himself acquiesced, but now he was casually caught by Rao Aimin A tenant turned out to match all his couplets perfectly, not only on the top, but also sarcastically mocked him in the couplet, and his face was swollen!

Pretend to be like whom?

Who pretends to be whom, who is like whom?

Scolding people with couplets, what kind of realm has your mother reached!

Chen Chen smiled evilly and said to Zhang Ye: "I'll just say that you can do it, I'm optimistic about you." ”

"Just you goblin, talk well." Zhang Ye pulled Chenchen's head for a moment.

Rao Aimin looked at his junior brother and Chen Feng out of the corner of his eyes, "Why don't you speak?" Is it better than that? I'm okay as a guest, right? ”

Lu Yuhu said angrily: "Senior sister, where is this okay, who is your tenant, although I don't know much about couplets, I can also hear it!" ”

"He?" Rao Aimin sells Guan Zidao.

Chen Feng said helplessly: "Let me lose convincingly, who is this?" ”

"Eh, wait!" Lu Yuhu said suddenly: "You can scold people with couplets, and you're good at this, I'm sorry, you won't be Teacher Zhang Ye, right?" That's right! Chenchen seems to have called you Zhang Ye just now! ”

Zhang Ye smiled.

Chen Feng was stunned, Zhang Ye? That Zhang Ye?

"It's really you!" Lu Yuhu slapped his head suddenly, looked at Rao Aimin with a smile and said, "Senior sister, you are too unsophisticated, why is Zhang Ye your tenant?" How do you live here? Oh, co-authored you let my brother compare his literary literacy with Teacher Zhang Ye? Aren't you bullying? I have seen the news in the past two days, Teacher Zhang Ye has joined Peking University and teaches literature in the Chinese Department! This is a professional literature lecturer, what is it better than! Senior sister, you are a pit for our brothers! Not authentic! It's so inauthentic! ”

Chenchen ate and laughed.

Lu Yuhu glared, "Chenchen, you also cheated your Uncle Lu!" Don't sue me for a word! ”

Rao Aimin spread his hands and said, "It's your kid who said it himself, we don't want to compare, but you don't have to go, you don't meddle in things, who do you blame?" ”

Lv Yuhu: "......"

Chen Feng also stepped down at this time, if he loses to others, he really can't save face, but if he loses to Zhang Ye, a literature lecturer at Peking University, then there is nothing to say, it should be, and it can't be convinced, after all, he is an amateur literature lover, and the other party is a professional, and he has a specialization in the art industry. And even if his teacher came in person, Bacheng would definitely not be Zhang Ye's opponent, let alone an amateur!

Chen Feng stretched out his hand generously, "Teacher Zhang Ye, I have been looking up for a long time, thank you for your advice just now." ”

Zhang Ye looked at it and shook hands with him, "Hello, I'm sorry just now, I don't mean anything else, I can't talk about advice." "People's attitudes have changed, Zhang Ye doesn't care anymore, this is not a competition, "Originally, I didn't want to fight any couplets." "This is indeed, he said it before.

Chen Feng smiled: "You didn't want to be right just now, it was to save face for me, but I was abrupt, but fortunately I asked you for advice, these links have trapped my teacher for a long time, I went back to get it to the teacher, he must be very happy, if it is released at that time, we will definitely indicate that the next link is from you." ”

Zhang Ye said casually: "It's okay." ”

Still a little surprised, Chen Feng pretended to look at his watch, "Hey, it's all this time, then we won't bother, Lao Lu, let's go." ”

Lu Yuhu smacked his lips and said, "I haven't eaten white fungus porridge yet." ”

What else to eat, what else to eat, Chen Feng lost face, he didn't want to stay for a long time, and he could see that Rao Aimin was not interested in him at all, and there was no point in staying, besides, Lao Lu's senior sister was indeed several years older than him, and her age was not so proper.

Blind date, it's good to get together and disperse, and if you can't get along, you're all friends.

"Senior sister, then we will withdraw, and we will come back next time to eat." Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng said goodbye and left, no one held too much grudges, it could be regarded as smoothed.

……

As soon as the people left, they were left in the house.

Chenchen's eyes flashed, "Zhang Ye, you are so good." ”

Zhang Ye said proudly: "That's, who is your Uncle Zhang." ”

"That's amazing." Chenchen said.

Zhang Ye squirted, "Of course, um, but it's really bullying, the literary attainments of the couplet, I call myself the second, then no one dares to call it the first, hey, why are you so abnormal today, praise me so much?" Finally realized your Uncle Zhang's ability? ”

"Well, I see." Chen Chen took out a small notebook as he spoke, and said, "Zhang Ye, you helped me write my language homework." ”

Zhang Ye fainted, "Wait for me with you here!" ”

Rao Aimin patted her niece, "Write it yourself, hurry up." ”

The little lady Chenchen pouted and reluctantly returned to the hut.

The living room was suddenly left with Zhang Ye and Rao Aimin.

Lonely men and widows, no one around, Zhang Ye's heart beat slightly, and his hand reached over very dishonestly, touched Rao Aimin's waist, and in an instant began to touch her beautiful buttocks wrapped in a long skirt.

It's all meat!

Elasticity in one hand!

Rao Ai Minle was happy, "You kid is getting fatter and fatter, aren't you?" Let you go once or twice, and you will give me three or four inches, itchy skin? ”

Zhang Ye was bold and said in a low voice: "Isn't this missing you?" ”

"Fuck off, stinky hands." Rao Aimin glanced at him.

Zhang Ye stiffened his neck and coaxed: "Don't take it!" ”

"Do you want to take it?"

“…… Don't take it! ”

"Okay!"

"Hey, hey! Stop, stop! Don't do it! My arm is broken! ”

"Hehe, do you want to take it?"

"Take it, take it! If you have something to say, it's good to say! ”

Zhang Ye was pinched by Rao Aimin and grabbed the acupuncture points on his shoulders, his entire shoulders and arms were suddenly weak, and he had no strength at all.

Rao Aimin let go of his shoulder, squinted at him, and said in a bad voice: "Don't do anything with me in the future, if you let Chenchen see it, I will unload you kid!" ”

Zhang Ye said with a dead face: "The child is doing his homework, isn't it that I haven't seen it." ”

Rao Aimin ignored him, sat on the sofa leisurely, and Erlang picked his legs, "You said you wanted to wash the dishes today, you kid will play online after eating, and the bowl will be kept for you, go, do some work." ”

Zhang Ye said confusedly: "Did I say I washed the dishes?" ”

Rao Aimin looked at him unkindly, "Really? ”

"Okay, okay, I said it." Zhang Ye had no choice but to go to the kitchen.

Rao Aimin laughed and scolded with a smile: "This little rabbit cub." Then he said loudly: "Don't fool me, brush it clean, and I'll check it later!" ”

"Got it." Zhang Ye feels that he is an exploited laborer, alas, but who let himself take advantage, the landlord's aunt is not so easy to take advantage of.

Brush the dishes.

Brush the pot.

Wipe the table and sweep the floor.

This work took more than half an hour.

"Xiao Zhang." Rao Aimin commanded: "Make a pot of hot water." ”

Zhang Ye glared, "I'm a people's teacher anyway, are you really going to die?" ”

Rao Aimin stared at him, "Then do you think that if you leave for a month, who cleaned up your house for you?" Yes? Who washed your sheets and covers? Yes? Who gave you the cockroach medicine on your ground? Who swept you the dead cockroaches? Hurry up and get to work, nonsense, rabbits are more diligent than you! ”

Zhang Ye was speechless, and he was silent, yes, let's do it. His house did let the landlord and aunt clean up, and he couldn't refute it.

It's finally over.

It was past eight o'clock.

Chenchen came out of the room rubbing his eyes, "Auntie, I'm done with my homework, I'm sleepy." ”

"Well, go to sleep." Rao Aimin said.

Zhang Ye also said: "I'm also sleepy." ”

Rao Aimin said, "Get out." ”

Zhang Ye blinked, "I live here, I tell stories to Chenchen at night, and recently I have created a few new fairy tales, which are particularly interesting." ”

Rao Aimin smiled non-smiling, "Do you go by yourself or will I throw you away?" ”

Zhang Ye said to Chenchen: "Uncle told you a story to coax you to sleep, do you listen?" ”

Chenchen yawned, "Don't listen, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep now." As he spoke, he clumsily climbed to the top of the building to the second floor.

Zhang Ye sweated, this kid who lacks virtue doesn't give you Brother Zhang's face too much, you don't listen to the story, how can the buddy get into your aunt's bedroom!

"Are you leaving?" Rao Aimin looked at him.

Zhang Ye was very thick-skinned and said, "Oh, I'm suddenly not sleepy again, I'll stay for a while." ”

"You're not sleepy, I'm sleepy!" Rao Aimin raised his chin and stood up with his legs, "Hurry up and get out, let's talk about your class tomorrow, don't stay with me." After a pause, she smiled and said, "You kid is really idle, I heard that many people in the industry are going to Peking University tomorrow to listen to your open class, right?" There are people in the education world, there are people in the literature world, I don't know how much trouble there will be tomorrow, do you still have the heart to rub shoulders with me? Think about how to talk about your "Dream of Red Mansions" first, if you don't tell it well, your reputation will stink, and you won't be able to run away from the hat of the wrong child, remember to save some money first, don't let Peking University fire you, you have no money to pay the rent. ”

Zhang Ye said leisurely: "You don't have to worry about this, since I dare to say "Dream of Red Mansions", I must be sure, what I am most concerned about now is not this, what I am most worried about is ...... Where do I live tonight, I always feel that my family has a yin qi, today is not suitable for living, I pinched my fingers, today Feng Shui is the best place for me to sleep, is a duplex room...... Eh, eh! Don't do it, don't do it! I'll go on my own! Go on your own! ”

Bang dang!

The door is closed!

Zhang Ye was bombarded by the landlord and aunt with a depressed face, alas, life, lonely as snow!

He had no choice but to go back to his house honestly, and prepare the materials for tomorrow, and then made the bed and got into the bed safely.

Tomorrow is an important day, and Zhang Ye is ready!