For Guo Kexin, life does not seem to have stopped because of the emergence of contradictions, and getting up early every day is just a habit that has been formed early.

Put on the beautiful clothes and high heels that you prepared last night, wash your face and brush your teeth in front of the mirror, then carefully groom your hair and put on a finishing touch of nude makeup.

The image of a standard female white-collar worker appeared, and when she drank all the hot soy milk she bought from the breakfast stall for five cents a piece, the bus slowly drove into the station.

Even in such a noisy environment, she still had to take out the mp3 from her bag, put on headphones, and listen to half an hour of English speaking training during this half-hour drive.

"Uncle Lin, get up. At this time, a little guy was lying on a big guy with a mischievous face, his little hand pinching his nose, and his little face was full of innocent smiles that could not be concealed.

In his sleep, Lynch only felt that his breathing was a little unsmooth, shook his head from side to side, slowly opened his eyes, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Little white pigeon, is it okay to let my uncle sleep for a while?"

"Not good. The little white pigeon shook his head vigorously, and said in a milky voice: "Aunt Kexin said, let me wake you up at eight o'clock, it's eight o'clock now, she said that if you are lazy, you will really become a big lazy pig." ”

yes, it's been three days.

In the past three days, Lynch didn't know why, he went to bed early every day, but woke up very late, as if he had a little drowsiness.

"That uncle is sleepy. Lynch wrinkled his nose and sold a cute, intending to cure the cute with cuteness.

"No, no, Aunt Kexin said when she was leaving, this is the task assigned to me, if I can't complete the task, she won't bring me chocolates to eat when she comes back. "What the little white pigeon thinks about is mellow and sweet chocolate, which is worth more to her than gold.

Lynch thought for a moment and pinched her little face: "If you let me sleep for a while, I'll buy you a bunch of chocolates, which come in all sorts of flavors, how about it?"

"Well, this ......" In the face of temptation, little Lori still hesitated, only to see her scratching her little brain thoughtfully, tilting her head and saying: "However, if Aunt Kexin knows, she will be unhappy, no one will like children who love to lie." ”

"Then you just don't want to eat it?" Lynch said.

"I want to eat, but I don't want to lie to anyone. The little white pigeon said in a daze, and that cute look made Lynch sleepless.

He felt that he shouldn't be depressed like this, and that he should find something meaningful to do, but what was something meaningful.

Lynch may not be able to say it for a while, but through the secret information sent by Han Xiaoniu, Lynch has learned that the eldest wife's love affair in the past few days has been quite stable.

It's just that every day when she comes home, she still locks herself in the study, and she doesn't want to see anyone, just listening to music or reading books alone.

Oh, and the amount of rice has also dropped a lot, and I used to eat only half a small bowl of rice per meal, but now I have changed it to a quarter small bowl.

"Wow, there's something delicious to eat when you wake up. When Lynch got dressed and walked into the living room, the smell of food immediately attracted him, and he saw a bag of his favorite fried fritters on the table, golden and crispy, full of fragrance, which Guo Kexin bought at the breakfast stall at the entrance of the community, it is said that the master there has been frying fritters for more than 20 years, and there will be people lining up to buy them every morning.

In addition, there is a little French dessert that the little white pigeon loves to eat, accompanied by delicious jam and two glasses of fresh milk.

"Hurry up and wash up and start eating. Lynch gave an order, and the two scrambled to run to the bathroom, brushing their teeth and washing their faces face-to-face like a race, that is, who was faster.

"Uncle Lin, is it okay to drink milk for the competition?" When the two of them had almost eaten, the little white pigeon picked up the remaining half a cup of milk and said provocatively.

Lynch naturally responded, but he deliberately did not win, and it was important for him to make the little white pigeon happy.

"Look, it's clean, right?" The little white pigeon after drinking the milk did not forget to stretch out his little tongue to lick the mouth of the cup clean, and then pointed the cup in the direction of Lynch, silently waiting for praise.

Lynch smiled and pulled out a tissue, carefully wiped the milk and snacks from the corners of her mouth, and asked, "Let's discuss, where to play?"

"Playground!" the little white pigeon blurted out.

"Ah, I've taken you to the playground seven or eight times, and I'm not annoyed by you. Lynch looked at her with chagrin.

"Well, then I want to go and see where Aunt Kexin works. ”

"What's so nice about that. Lynch's face was black.

"No, then I just want to go and see, if Aunt Kexin is tired from work, I can help her beat her back. The little white pigeon said sensibly.

"Okay then, but just for a look. For the little white pigeon's whimsical request, Lynch actually refused from the bottom of his heart, but he couldn't explain anything to this cute little Lorido.

At least in terms of the current situation, the eldest wife's state is quite normal, at least she didn't cry, make trouble and hang herself, and he also knew that if he appeared now, he would definitely touch the ashes of his nose.

This kind of bad thing, both sides need time to think about it.

"Uncle Lin, I'm going to ride a big horse. "As soon as I went out, the little white pigeon's laziness was committed.

Lynch could only squat down helplessly and let the little Lori ride on his neck.

Walking on the road like this, it is a unique scenery, especially the well-dressed little white dove, which is completely the image of a noble little princess.

I saw that she was wearing a sky blue dress, her hair was tied in a fresh double ponytail, and the lower half of her body was pure white pantyhose and small black leather shoes.

Anyone who sees such a dazzling little Lori, I'm afraid they can't help but look at it twice, not to mention this favorite combination of uncles and cute loros.

"Uncle Lin, the car is coming, hurry up and let me down. Seeing the car coming in, little Lori quickly got off Lynch's neck and took two coins from his hand.

Every time she got in the car, she would ask Lynch to put her down and throw money into the coin box on tiptoe, which she thought was a particularly fun thing to do, allowing her to pretend to be an adult.

"Well, there's no place to sit. Little Lori muttered to herself as she walked, the buses in the city center are like this, although there are a lot of trips, but there are more passengers.

"Okay, let's be here, uncle hugging you, otherwise there are too many people and it is easy to be squeezed. When she moved to the back door, Lynch picked her up from the ground.

At this moment, the car started suddenly, almost everyone's center of gravity deviated, and their bodies involuntarily leaned forward.

But the soles of Lynch's feet seemed to be stuck with super glue, not only did he not lose his center of gravity, but his hands didn't even grasp any handrails.

Standing like a pine in martial arts, it is said that this kind of kung fu and stable people are not easy to be defeated.

After a few stops, a few passengers came up one after another, and the space that was not rich became a lot more crowded.

However, the main road section in this kind of city, even if you drive a private car, it is the same, there are many people and congestion, and it is difficult to improve it, so the people have long been accustomed to it.

But for some people, crowding is a good thing they can't ask for.

Not far from Lynch, a pickpocket with a sharp face and monkey cheeks was quietly stuffing his hand into the satchel of a woman beside him.

In the blink of an eye, he used tweezers to take out a pink wallet from it, and then stuffed it into his pocket as if nothing had happened.

The whole process of committing the crime seems to be so handy, and the woman who stole the wallet didn't even notice it, and was still playing with her iPhone with her head down.

However, this scene was watched by the little white pigeon with a wide field of vision, she begged Lynch to let her down, and then moved over one by one, stretched out her white and tender little hand, and pulled the corner of the thief's clothes.

The thief was secretly cooling, and suddenly felt someone pull the corner of his clothes, and his heart chuckled, and then he looked down and saw that it was a beautiful little girl, looking up at him with a look of adoration.

"What for?" the thief wondered, he didn't know her.

"Uncle, are you a magician?" asked the little white pigeon innocently.

"What magician? I'm not, you've mistaken someone. The thief looked at her inexplicably, and said to himself, "Where do you see that I am a magician?

"Uncle is lying, I just saw you change Auntie's wallet from her bag to yours, so powerful, uncle, can you sign me?" The little white pigeon still has an envious expression, these days she has watched a TV variety show, what is the name of the Great Magician, which gathered the top magicians from all over the world, and there is a competition here, including a shape-shifting performance.

When the thief heard this, his face turned green with a brush, and he stared at the little white pigeon and said viciously: "Little thing, what are you talking nonsense!

Faced with the thief's hideous expression, the little white pigeon was suddenly frightened stupid, are all magicians so fierce?

The voice of the little white pigeon soon aroused the woman's alarm, she glanced at the thief beside her in disbelief, and quickly reached into her satchel.

Sure enough, the wallet was gone.

"Ah, I've lost my wallet! Catch the thief! That's the 3,000 yuan I used to treat my mother!" The woman cried out in a hurry, and it could be seen from her dress that she was not a person with rich family conditions at all, if it was a person with good family conditions, she would have bought a car and drove it a long time ago, who would come to squeeze the bus.

When the passengers heard the woman's cry, they all praised and were angry, and they hated the bus pickpockets the most. After all, the people who can take the bus are basically ordinary people, that is, the so-called poor, the poor themselves are poor, and they have to be stolen by thieves, which makes people not live.

"Ah...... It turns out that the uncle is not a magician, but a thief?" the little white pigeon realized that this uncle was not performing a magic trick just now, but stealing someone else's wallet.

Someone who steals someone else's wallet is probably a bad guy, right?

Looking at the innocent little Lori, the thief really strangled her heart to death, you said you are young, what do you like is not good, why should you be interested in magic?

Although technically speaking, our line of work is indeed similar to magic, but magic can be exposed, and if we do this, we must not be beaten to death?

But thanks to the buddy's skills, thinking of the thief here, he immediately pretended to bend down inadvertently, pointed to a pink object and asked, "Sister, is this what you dropped?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, then looked down, good fellow, her purse was lying at her feet.

When she spoke, the thief had already bent down to help her pick it up, respectfully handed it to the woman, and said politely: "Sister, take a look, if there is less money, if there is less, our big guy will help you find out the guy who stole the money, don't worry, I am so big, what I hate the most is the person who steals other people's things, this passer-by, when he goes out, he should be hit by a car and killed!"

Seeing that he was filled with righteous indignation, and the wallet was also returned to her own hand, the woman subconsciously didn't think much about it, opened the wallet and counted, no more, no less, exactly three thousand yuan, all new tickets, just taken out of the bank.

"Nothing is missing, is it?" the thief took the initiative to ask, well, if I hadn't been in a hurry and threw the stolen goods on the ground while people were not paying attention, I would have to capsize in the gutter today.

"No less, no less, thank you, big brother, thank you so much. Seeing that he was so eager to help, the woman thanked him repeatedly.

When the onlookers saw this, they didn't take it too seriously, and they fell to the ground, not some bus pickpockets.

But the thief is very angry, okay, he earns 3,000 yuan in a single shot, which is enough for one person to eat and drink, and he has not encountered this kind of fat sheep for many years.

Now it's okay, Nima, this little thing, with a word, the cooked ducks are on the table, and they just flutter their wings and fly away.

I don't want this kind of thing to be okay, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, he simply grabbed the arm of the little white pigeon and shouted: "Whose child is this, why is there no education at all, in front of so many people, he slandered me as a thief, what about the family, get out of Lao Tzu to comment." ”

The little white pigeon's frightened face turned white, and tears swirled silently in the black crystal-like eye sockets, as if the uncle in front of him, who was not a magician, seemed to be about to eat her alive.

When Lynch heard this, he frowned impatiently, walked over through the crowd, hugged the little Lori who was sobbing quietly, and helped her wipe her tears in distress.

"Don't cry, my uncle is here. "Even though Lynch didn't see what was going on, this guy was a little too deadly, wasn't he? to scare a little girl who was only five years old.

"Woo woo woo ......" fell into Lynch's arms, and the little Lori couldn't suppress her feelings anymore, and cried directly.

The thief glanced at Lynch, and then said arrogantly: "Hey, you are the parent of this little thing, why don't you discipline it well, if your child continues like this, sooner or later he will become uneducated, okay, it's not like that, it's not like that, you slander others as thieves, if I say you're a thief, will you be happy?"

"Yes, yes, children's affairs, adults should take care of it. ”

"If you want me to say, you can apologize to someone, it's just a trivial matter. ”

"The child is still young, and it is understandable that he is not sensible, and he will strengthen education in the future. ”

"You comrade, your attitude just now is really not very good, how can you swear. ”

The passengers engaged in a rambling discussion, some towards the thief and some towards Lynch.

"Woo woo, I'm sorry Uncle Lin, I did something wrong again. The little white dove cried and apologized to Lynch, even though she had no idea what was wrong.

"It's okay, uncle, tell you, what you just did was right, there was nothing wrong at all, and you were very brave. Lynch said while wiping her face: "Okay, okay, don't cry, cry like a little flower cat when you're crying, and it's not good to look like a little flower cat when you cry." ”

"Well, I don't cry anymore, uncle hug. With Lynch's comfort, the little white pigeon stopped crying and sadly slipped into his arms.

When the thief heard this, his nose was almost crooked, and he pointed at Lynch and said angrily: "I said why are you so unsophisticated, your child made a mistake, not only did you not stop it, but also told her that she did it right, the big guy gave a comment, did he educate the child like this, did he protect the shortcomings like this?"

"That's it, why is this person like this, his own child says the wrong thing, and he doesn't have such a habit, right?"

"Just say a few words, it's not a thing, hey, young people now......" An old man couldn't help but interject.

In the noisy discussion, Lynch slowly stood up, hugged the little Lori and chuckled: "I said that you are really interesting, you have done something wrong, you can stop if you escape, and you still say so many strange things? Do you think that if you don't admit the identity of a thief, I have no evidence to expose you?"

"Ha, what am I doing to be sorry? Did I nest in a prostitute or get together to gamble, or did I put your daughter-in-law in bed and slept with him?" The thief squinted his eyes, he didn't look scared at all, as the saying goes, the master of art is bold, and the thief has cultivated to his realm, which is already considered to have touched a little way, and some of the peers who have just started are frightened when they are caught, and they can't wait to dig a pit in place and bury themselves.

But some things are like this, the more afraid you are, the faster you will die, pretending to be righteous and awe-inspiring, but you will not be questioned.

After all, people who have a righteous heart speak with a majestic spirit, because they don't feel guilty at all.

So he tried his best to pretend to be like this, and with this clever trick, he escaped one disaster after another, and now he is a well-known thief in the industry.

"Heh, since you're going to hit the muzzle of the gun yourself, then I'll have to give you a ride. Lynch smiled confidently and said, "Everyone, please look at his hand and see if there is anything different from others." ”

When the passengers around heard Lynch say this, they all looked at his hands.