Lounge, opening skit:

Zhang Yiming: Ten (four) is ten, ten is ten (four), don't say ten (four), don't say ten (four), don't say ten (four) as ten......

Yip Tsz Wai(??? ): What are you doing?

Zhang Yiming: Actually, I found that I didn't know the difference between flat tongue and warped tongue very clearly, so I started to learn tongue twisters.

said that he was about to start again, but was stopped by Ye Ziwei.

Ye Ziwei (patient persuasion): I heard it right just now, it seems to be the same going around and around.

Zhang Yiming (looking incredulous): Really?

Ye Ziwei: You don't need to finish it all this time, you just need to say ten and four again.

Zhang Yiming: Ten, four.

Ye Ziwei: Yes, that's how it feels, so do it again!

Zhang Yiming: Ten (four) is ten, ten is ten (four), don't say ten (four), don't say ten (four), don't say ten (four) as ten......

Ye Ziwei (pretending to be annoyed): You deliberately played with me.

Zhang Yiming: Do you have any tongue twisters that you can teach me?

Ye Ziwei (coughing lightly): Ten (Si) is (four) Burrow.

Zhang Yiming (laughs): Isn't it exactly the same as me?

Ye Ziwei: I haven't been brought over by you.

Choreographer: The show is about to start, please move to the studio, the last 10 seconds......

The two gestured to the camera and ran towards the studio.

Choreography: 9 seconds, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2......

At the same time, the two ran into all the members of Slandau who were already waiting in the studio.

Stations:

First row: Gu Haosheng, Jiang Yiwei, Zhou Weichao, Chen Lilai

Second row: Wang Hao, Jing Yu, Shi Wei

Third row: Ye Ziwei, Zhang Yiming, Zhou Huali, Hua Ziyi, Tang Yujie

Opening Song Time:

"Legend of S"

Lyrics and composition: Gu Hongbin

The quiet summer blows the trade wind, and the leaves of the small courtyard sway

The days when the small fan shook gently、There is a special touch、Wake up and find that it is just a dream

The swings that were played in the past have long since decayed many years later

When we were young, we agreed、You taught me the melody、Before I knew it, I hummed again

You and I buried our memories under the tree, and today it has long been shaded by green trees and changed its appearance

We are still each other when we were young, but we are covered with the weight of growing up

Chorus: When we were young, we agreed, performed our legends, didn't want adults to disturb, our youth

Whether it is like the weather, losing the enthusiasm of midsummer

Then it is destined to freeze in winter

Youth brush in hand、How to color it all depends on yourself、Holding black hesitating、YES or NO?

Even if it's a naughty graffiti, it's a legend that belongs to me

Shouting a new round of legends coming

(2nd paragraph): You who shine under the neon lights, want to tell me something

Because of the waving youth、Accompanied by staggered jet lag、Try to read the meaning of your lips

In the middle of summer, the low atmosphere is shrouded, and even the night is extremely cold

The branched branches of the tree witness the growth of you and me, and accompany me into sleep again and again

Said that one day with you、Like the **** sprouts on the tree, they will grow strongly

Why is it like this today、I looked up at you under the flashing lights

Chorus: When we were young, we agreed, performed our legends, didn't want adults to disturb, our youth

Whether it is like the weather, losing the enthusiasm of midsummer

Then it is destined to freeze in winter

Touching the surging in your chest, feeling the sea of your own well-being, transforming into a legend of the night, forward or backward?

But I tell you, when I turn around, it's pitch black

It definitely makes more sense to move forward

Zhang Yiming pushed open the door.

Zhang Yiming: Si is a burrow!

Shi Wei/Zhou Huali (appeared in front of the camera again): Hello everyone!

Shi Wei: I'm Shi Wei......

Zhou Huali: I'm Zhou Huali!

Shi Wei: Today, we are still the commissioners of "Si is Burrow", infiltrating the scene of the seniors who work in the headquarters building to promote the program!

With that, the two moved around the headquarters building with the film crew, and finally stopped outside a break room.

Zhou Huali (surprised): Teacher Wu Xu and Teacher Zhang Yifeng's lounge?

Note: Wu Xu and Zhang Yifeng are the most popular cross talk actors under Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media.

Shi Wei was extremely nervous, pacing back and forth outside the lounge, and finally knocked on the door of the lounge.

XXX: Please come in!

The two pushed open the door, and Teacher Wu Xu and Teacher Zhang Yifeng appeared in front of everyone.

Shi Wei/Zhou Huali: Excuse me, good evening, two teachers?

Four people (extremely tense): ..................

Suddenly facing the camera.

Four: BOOM~~

Note: Explain in detail the well-known jokes of Mr. Wu Xu and Mr. Zhang Yifeng, of course, Du Niang does not provide an answer for the time being, even if you want to know, there is no way, Zhang Yifan's opening "poof~" in "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" came from this.

Teacher Wu Xu and Teacher Zhang Yifeng applauded.

Wu Xu: It's very good, keep up with the rhythm!

Zhou Huali: The teacher has won the award.

Shi Wei: Actually, we had a reluctant request, and at the end of the show, we wanted to trouble two teachers to do a performance for our show.

Zhang Yifeng (suddenly angry): Although our brothers are not famous, it is too shameless for the juniors to come forward after begging me like this.

Wu Xu: Then what kind of request do you have to come forward......

Zhang Yifeng: At least it should be different from just now.

Zhou Huali: It's very troublesome for the two teachers, if you can......

Zhang Yifeng: Go to !!

Wu Xu (patted Zhang Yifeng): The attitude changed too quickly.

Shi Wei and Zhou Huali thought that they had said the wrong thing and angered the two teachers, but after understanding that it was the stalk of the two teachers, Zhou Huali cried worriedly.

Zhang Yifeng: Boys can't shed tears easily.

Zhou Huali (stop crying and crying): ..................

Moment.

Zhou Huali / Zhang Yifeng (in front of the camera): BOOM~

Wu Xu (laughs): I said how many times are you going to come?

Shi Wei: So, Mr. Wu Xu and Mr. Zhang Yifeng, can you perform live for our show at the end of the "Si is Burrow"?

Wu Xu/Zhang Yifeng: Of course no problem!

Narrator: Please wait for the next infiltration invitation!

Ye Ziwei pushed open the door.

Ye Ziwei: Si is a burrow!

Short Drama Time:

Trainee Detective

Starring: Zhou Weichao, Ye Ziwei, Chen Lilai, Xu Tong

Xu Tong (handed the report in his hand to Zhou Weichao): Director, this is the report, and the evidence at the scene has been collected.

Zhou Weichao (looking at the report): It seems that this case can only be dispatched......

XXX: Director, there's no problem with me.

Zhou Weichao: Finally appeared, Detective Chen Lilai.

Saying that, Chen Lilai walked into the room, but Ye Ziwei, who was following behind him, couldn't see the way clearly because he was holding a package in his hand, and hit the door.

Zhou Weichao: Hey, hey, hey~ There are precious fingerprints on the door.

Ye Ziwei: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Chen Lilai (looked at the scene): This case is very common, as long as my assistant Ye Ziwei comes out.

Ye Ziwei (ecstatic): Really? Did you really hear me right, it's finally my day of appearance?

After speaking, he directly threw the package in his hand on the ground.

Zhou Weichao: Hey, hey, hey~ There are precious footprints on the floor.

As he spoke, Ye Ziwei took out a magnifying glass and carefully observed the deceased, and ...... for a moment

Ye Ziwei: I see......

Zhou Weichao (with an excited face): Do you know who the murderer is??!!

Ye Ziwei: The deceased is dead.

Zhou Weichao: Do you still need to tell me? It's not that I said this is okay......

I saw Chen Lilai make a gesture not to worry about and stopped talking.

Immediately, Ye Ziwei began to rummage through the cabinets.

Zhou Weichao: Hey, hey, hey~ This is the precious first scene of the crime.

At last.

Chen Lilai (pushed his glasses seriously): Have you come to a conclusion?

Ye Ziwei (closed his eyes and moved out of the door, hitting his head on the door again): ............

Chen Lilai (to Zhou Weichao): Then, let's take our leave!

Looking at the figure of the two walking away, Zhou Weichao shrugged helplessly and laughed.

Xu Tong: Director, what are the two of them here for?

Xu Tong turned to look at the scene.

Xu Tong: Director, the evidence is gone.

Jing Yu pushed the door open.

Jing Yu: Si is a burrow!

Narrator: At last year's Slandau Graduate Student Conversion Conference, graduate students He Ziliang, Duan Penglei, and Pan Shaojie were nominated for regularization by virtue of their hard work in the past year, and were officially incorporated into the Slandau RAP, Rock and Treble Group.

Subtitle Jun: The total length of the small black house.

"Knock knock~"

Zhou Weichao: Please come in.

The three pushed the door open.

Three: Good Chief!

Zhou Weichao: You may be seated!

Zhou Weichao: Congratulations on finally gaining recognition for your efforts, congratulations. Now that I've started to change the environment, will I feel uncomfortable?

Ho Tsz Leung: After all, when I entered the graduate team, I was always in the graduate team, and I have become friends with everyone, but in other words, becoming a full member is the goal of all our graduate students, so I am actually quite happy.

Zhou Weichao: Very mature.

Pan Shaojie: Actually, the seniors of the second phase of the student also took great care of us.

Zhou Weichao: Peng Lei is in the rock group I am in, when I first came in, I had few words and was pitiful, and I had a fight with the beginning, after all, I was not ready in terms of age or heart, and I would be a little helpless and hesitant.

Duan Penglei (looking at Zhou Weichao): But the chief took great care of me......

Zhou Weichao (shy): Don't say it, don't say it, stop.

Zhou Weichao: But Evie is also very concerned about you, (pretending to complain) obviously not a member of his own group.

Duan Penglei: Maybe it's because of my young age.

Zhou Weichao: It's about the same age as when Evie entered Slandau. I am surprised that Evie is now better able to take on the role of senior.

The three nodded.

Zhou Weichao: Speaking of which, you also appeared on the summer tour last year!

The three nodded.

Zhou Weichao (trying to recall): Let me think about it, Ziliang and Shaojie appeared in "Legend of S"!

Ho Tsz Leung / Pan Shaojie: Yes!

Zhou Weichao: Peng Lei is "H.D.C"

Duan Penglei: ???

Zhou Weichao stuck out his tongue and looked embarrassed.

Duan Penglei (give a hint): Wind... Wind......

Zhou Weichao: "Wind and Sand Blowing a Face"?

Duan Penglei nodded.

Zhou Weichao: Although I didn't see it clearly when I was on the scene, I watched the recorded version of the concert afterwards, and everyone was very handsome.

Duan Penglei (still haunted by the wrong name of the song before): But the chief said it wrong just now......

Zhou Weichao (evasion): That's not the point. Because everyone was too handsome at the time, they didn't pay attention to the title of the song.

Zhou Weichao: What is the motivation for everyone's hard work? I remember that Shaojie wrote in the materials of the graduate student selection meeting that he would continue to work hard to become a member of Slandau like Qiao Xicheng.

Pan Shaojie: Yes, in fact, I have been a fan of Qiao Xicheng since the first establishment of Slandao, but I didn't expect to stand on this stage today and enter the RAP group that Qiao Xicheng's predecessors worked hard for.

Zhou Weichao: What is Peng Lei's motivation?

Duan Penglei (mouth vacuum): I... Forehead......? Enough......

Zhou Weichao laughed.

Duan Penglei: Actually, I haven't been very good at dancing.

Zhou Weichao: But with my own efforts, I've gotten better now, haven't I?

Duan Penglei: I will be very happy if I am really said like this!

Zhou Weichao: Everyone is worried about the dance part of "Legend of S" in the finals of the graduate school selection meeting.

Duan Penglei hugged his head and smiled bitterly.

Zhou Weichao: But what we didn't expect was that there would be such a big change in a single year's efforts. So is there a day when you stand in the position of the members of the center and lead everyone to sing and dance together?

Duan Penglei: No, no, no, because I don't have a good memory, and the dance is ugly, and it won't be too obvious when I stand in the back, and if I stand in the front row, I'm afraid I'll make a joke.

Zhou Weichao (laughs): What kind of divine logic are you?

Zhou Weichao (complaining to the camera): I feel that you who were born in the sixth phase have no vitality, does it really matter?

Ho Tsz Leung: It doesn't matter, we will work hard!

As he spoke, the two beside him made OK gestures and spoke with He Ziliang.

Zhou Weichao: So, in the future, in order to make Slandau shine more brightly, let's work together!

Narrator: At the end of the program, the cross talk "Dark Horse" performance brought by Wu Xu and Zhang Yifeng, the seniors of Slandao.

Narrator: This show is the same as previous shows, even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!