2127-01-02
Lounge, opening skit:
Jiang Yiwei (holding his chin in one hand and whining on the table): Whew~~~~~~
Wang Hao: How do you feel listless?
Jiang Yiwei: I have always hoped to be able to throw out laughs at any time like Zhang Yifan's predecessors and you.
Wang Hao: Oh~ Is there anything you can do to give us a paragraph recently?
Jiang Yiwei (grimacing as he says): Make a grimace.
Wang Hao (wry smile): This kind of grimace can be considered beginner level.
Jiang Yiwei: So what kind of amusing everyone, can you give me a demonstration so that I can learn too?
Wang Hao didn't hesitate, and was just about to grimace at the camera, but was stopped by Jiang Yiwei.
Jiang Yiwei: If you think about it, grimaces are not a decisive joke.
Wang Hao (helpless): I showed you what you said you were making a face.
Jiang Yiwei: Then I'll count 1, 2, 3, and let's make the most powerful grimace together.
Wang Hao: Okay.
The two covered their faces with their hands.
Jiang Yiwei: 3, 2, 1......
As a result, only Wang Hao made a grimace.
Wang Hao immediately realized that he had been tricked, and looked at Jiang Yiwei who was laughing angrily.
Wang Hao (pretending to pat Jiang Yiwei with one hand and complain): You are learning.
At the same time, the inertia of Jiang Yiwei's pretended to slap his body on his body dodged backwards.
Wang Hao: The response is good!
Choreographer: The show is about to start, please move to the studio, the last 10 seconds......
The two made a playful gesture to the camera and began to run towards the studio.
Choreography: 9 seconds, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2......
At the same time, the two ran into all the members of Slandau who were already waiting in the studio.
Opening Song Time:
"The First Day"
Lyrics and composition: Gu Hongbin
Today I finally stood on this long-awaited stage and listened to the melody of shouting for me from the audience.
When I think back to the hardships of this struggle, I can't stop moistening my eyes with a warm current.
Sweat and tears, unity and not giving up. All the efforts, just to thank you behind you.
Laughter and sweetness, troubles and loneliness. We said yes, and we will share the sweetness together.
At this moment in the day, it is impossible to thank you for a simple gratitude.
(Chorus): Dreams are the memories you give me, so that today's moment is no longer dull, let me convey the mood of the first day to you again.
(Chorus): Dreams are raindrops under the sun's rays, blooming unknown light to ignite new miracles, all of which I will always remember in my heart.
Today I finally stood on this long-awaited stage and listened to the melody of shouting for me from the audience.
When I think back to the hardships of this struggle, I can't stop moistening my eyes with a warm current.
Sweat and tears, unity and not giving up. All the efforts, just to thank you behind you.
Laughter and sweetness, troubles and loneliness. We said yes, and we will share the sweetness together.
At this moment in the day, it is impossible to thank you for a simple gratitude.
(Chorus): Dreams are the memories you give me, so that today's moment is no longer dull, let me convey the mood of the first day to you again.
(Chorus): Dreams are raindrops under the sun's rays, blooming unknown light to ignite new miracles, all of which I will always remember in my heart.
Wang Hao pushed open the door.
Wang Hao: Si is a burrow!
Zoom in from a distance.
All members of Slandau: Good evening everyone, we are Slandau, and the new program "Si is Burrow" is officially launched!
All (very high): yes~~!
Gu Haosheng: Chief Executive, do you have anything to say about the new program?
Zhou Weichao: Not at all.
The members around him were all anxious.
Zhou Weichao: I was very happy when I received the announcement of the new program, but afterwards the program team told me that the format of the program is not according to common sense, so I didn't know what to do until the program started recording.
Wang Hao (laughs): Is it really okay to record the show like this?
Zhou Weichao: Before the official start, the choreographer told me that if we can think of any section, please tell him.
Tang Yujie (wry smile): I am not optimistic about the prospects.
Zhou Weichao: But for now, don't worry too much about the length of the program.
Jing Yu: What do you say?
Zhou Weichao: Because the scene of the show is in the headquarters of our brokerage company, the company has agreed with the above, as long as the time allows, the artists of Junteng Xingshang can come to the scene to dedicate 5~10 minutes to perform for us.
Subtitler: In a word, this show started with such capriciousness.
Zhou Weichao: Despite this, it is our title program after all, and all of us will work hard to make this program a good one!
All (waving to the camera): Be sure to see the end!
Zhou Weichao pushed open the door.
Zhou Weichao: Si is a burrow!
Shi Wei/Zhou Huali (suddenly appeared in front of the camera): Hello everyone!
Shi Wei: We are Shi Wei and ...... of Slandau
Zhou Huali: Zhou Huali.
Shi Wei: Today, as the correspondent of the new program "Si is Burrow", we infiltrate the site of the seniors who work in the headquarters building to promote the new program!
Zhou Huali (a pair of sinking photos): Shi Wei, help me.
Shi Wei (took over the giant camera in Zhou Huali's hand): Because everything started very suddenly, the program team didn't find a small camera temporarily, so they moved this large camera out.
With that, the two of them walked towards the interior of the headquarters building and stopped outside a room.
Zhou Huali (looking at the name plate outside the door in surprise): Teacher Zhou Huijia's lounge!
Shi Wei (to the film crew behind him): Doesn't it matter if you just go in?
The film crew nodded.
Shi Wei knocked on the door.
XXX: Please come in!?
The two pushed open the door and looked at the program team at Teacher Zhou Huijia, who was confused about the members of Slandao who appeared in front of them.
Shi Wei: Excuse me, good evening!
Zhou Huijia: I heard from the company that you have launched a new title program.
Shi Wei: Although the company helped us to inform us, we thought that we would ask the seniors to help, so after discussing it, we decided that we would talk about it ourselves anyway.
Zhou Huijia smiled and nodded silently.
Shi Wei: Actually, the opportunity is rare, and we also want to verify a long-standing research, that is, our Zhou Huali has always said that the relationship with the teacher is very good, is it true?
Zhou Huijia: Yes, because I remember the last time I recorded a show, I came to the end and asked me for an autograph, and I was a very cute junior, and I met at that time.
Shi Wei looked incredulous.
Zhou Huijia: But although we know each other, how can I say it, alas~~ In terms of age, I have been in this industry for more than 30 years, and I have almost never watched any of the movies and TV series Zhou Huali has filmed.
Shi Wei (skeptical): Then what do you like about Teacher Zhou Huijia?
Zhou Huali: I like it everywhere! from the inside out!
Shi Wei: I said that I understand a little bit that I can't.
After laughing with Teacher Zhou Huijia......
Shi Wei: In any case, you should know the teacher better.
At this time......
Zhou Huali (turning on his indistinguishable woofer): If it rains, it's providential.
"Bang~~Bang~~"
Shi Wei (playing with the two juniors and pretending to be Zhou Huali's mosquito sound slapping around): Teacher Zhou Huijia, it's not mosquitoes, it's singing here.
After the joke.
Shi Wei: So, Mr. Zhou Huijia, at the end of the program "Si is the Burrow", can you sing live for our program?
Zhou Huijia: Yes!
Narrator: Please wait for the next invitation to infiltrate.
Tang Yujie pushed open the door.
Tang Yujie: Si is a burrow!
Short Drama Time:
The producer of the show appears.
Producer: Good morning, everyone!
Zhang Yiming/Jing Yu/Ye Ziwei: Good morning!
Ye Ziwei: I have known Mr. Shi Chun for a long time, and the programs I am responsible for have ushered in super high ratings.
Shi Chun: You complimented you.
Shi Chun: Then I'll talk about the filming process of today's show!
Everyone: Okay!
Shi Chun: First of all, in order to match the song you are going to sing, you will pass by a swimming pool after you enter the venue, and you should be careful not to fall into it.
Zhang Yiming/Jing Yu: Okay!
Ye Ziwei: Be careful not to fall in?
Ye Ziwei: Is it hinting at us?
Shi Chun: No, no, no~ It's not a hint, it's just to tell everyone to be careful.
Zhang Yiming/Jing Yu (puzzled): What do you mean?
Ye Ziwei: You don't know? When you are told to be careful not to fall into the swimming pool or anything, you actually fall into it decisively.
When Zhang Yiming and Jing Yu seemed to be believed by what they said, producer Shi Chun stepped forward to stop them.
Shi Chun: Don't believe him, you really don't need to fall into it.
Ye Ziwei: You really don't need to fall in? Doesn't this make it clearer? Please rest assured that I will not hesitate to fall into the pool when I am by the pool, you don't need to stop me, (turning to Zhang Yiming and Jing Yu) When the time comes, don't push me behind my back!
Shi Chun (looking helpless): Are you Ye Ziwei from Slandau?
Ye Ziwei: I'm Ye Ziwei!
Shi Chun (laughs): Are you sure it's not Mr. Ye Ziwei?
Note: This is the famous comedian Ye Ziwei with the same name and surname.
Ye Ziwei (laughs): I'm not!
Shi Chun: You just need to sing seriously, you don't need anything else, you don't need it.
Ye Ziwei: I see, you must want us to have a quarrel and get me into the pool when the time comes. In fact, the two of us here are both acting schools, you don't have to worry about being seen through, let's play it for you first.
Ye Ziwei (to the two people next to him): Anyway, I'll start by saying, what are you two arguing about in broad daylight, and then you say, it's your business.
Zhang Yiming and Jing Yu nodded helplessly.
Ye Ziwei: What are you arguing about in broad daylight, you two.
Zhang Yiming (softly): It's your business.
Ye Ziwei: Be louder!
Zhang Yiming (into the play): It's your business.
Ye Ziwei (Emotional MAX): What is it about your.
Shi Chun immediately stepped forward to stop Ye Ziwei, who was out of control.
Shi Chun: Calm, calm, I really don't need to laugh, I really just need to finish singing this song well.
Zhang Yiming/Jing Yu/Ye Ziwei (get up to prepare for the shooting): Okay, we know what to do for a while.
Shi Chun (to the three people who went away): Really just need to sing well, really!
Zhang Yiming pushed open the door.
Zhang Yiming: Si is a burrow!
Subtitle Jun: The total length of the small black house.
Zhou Weichao (complaining): I don't know if I can grasp the crucial 15 minutes for a while.
"Knock~Knock~"
Zhou Weichao: Please come in!
Pushing open the door, Jiang Yiwei entered the room.
Zhou Weichao: Oh~~......
Jiang Yiwei: ......
Subtitle: Two three-stick people can't hit a fart meet.
Jiang Yiwei: What are you doing here?
Zhou Weichao (laughs): You can know it at a glance, record the show, record the show.
Jiang Yiwei began to look around.
Jiang Yiwei: ............
Zhou Weichao: ............
Zhou Weichao (laughing and complaining): I said something, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
Jiang Yiwei (covering his mouth and laughing): It's a little shy to chat with you like this.
Zhou Weichao: What are you talking about, it's disgusting.
Jiang Yiwei: Don't say anything disgusting.
Zhou Weichao: But to be honest, I can still have a good chat through this link.
Yiwei Jiang: Yes.
Zhou Weichao: Shen Jianyuan's predecessors have graduated, how do you feel now?
Jiang Yiwei: Yes, in fact, we still continue to contact each other in private!
Zhou Weichao: Oh!
Jiang Yiwei: Also, every time my seniors go abroad, they will bring me something back.
Zhou Weichao: Shen Jianyuan's predecessor is gone, do you think that such a big brother is no longer in the group?
Jiang Yiwei: mu~~ How to say it, isn't the fourth team of Slandau reshuffled now, and I also took on the role of the team leader who led the group forward, maybe like the predecessors, when I saw my juniors, I would unconsciously think that the seniors were also encouraging me behind my back with such a look.
Zhou Weichao: I didn't expect the idea to be so mature.
Zhou Weichao: At last year's annual tour, when Jianyuan's seniors announced their graduation, I remember Evie in the audience falling to the ground and crying when they heard the news.
Jiang Yiwei: It was the most uncomfortable time I cried so much, and I always felt as if I had lost something.
Zhou Weichao: The mood at that time must have been difficult to suppress.
Yiwei Jiang: Yes.
Zhou Weichao: After all, this news came too suddenly.
Zhou Weichao: But I'm quite surprised, seeing your changes and growth now, I believe that Jianyuan's predecessors will also be very pleased.
Jiang Yiwei: Speaking of which, haven't all the seniors of the recent term graduated, and there are many new members joining, I feel that I have the pressure of the seniors on my shoulders, and I want to gradually have the ability to care for the later generations like the seniors of the first semester cared for us.
Zhou Weichao: Speaking of new members, because you are originally a person who can't hold back a word for a long time, have you established a good friendship with the new members?
Jiang Yiwei: When I was recording the show a few days ago, I said hello to Lu Xin, who also belongs to the Hua Dan group in the fourth phase, for the first time.
Zhou Weichao: It's a great leap, what did you talk about?
Jiang Yiwei: How old are you?...... Something like that......
Zhou Weichao (laughs): Just ask how old you are? actually started to get closer to the relationship with the later generations from a few years ago, and it was really Jiang Yiwei's pace.
Narrator: At the end of the program, Mr. Zhou Huijia, a senior teacher from Slandao, presented the song "The Shadow of the Sunset".
Narrator: This show is the same as previous shows, even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!