MC-kun: (Playing Slando's Legend of Slandau while talking) What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shidu: "Puff" Slandau and the battle of 100 people have started again, because the choreographer still hasn't come up with a new plan today, so the pit dad continuous program has also ushered in the second episode, we are the same host for 10,000 years, Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shidu.

Zhang Yifan: (hands crossed on his chest looking old) Little pig, it seems that after the end of the last program, the ratings dropped by 3 percentage points all of a sudden.

Subtitle:==You just have to cheat your father.,It's only a few points in total.。

Zhu Shiji: So we need to work hard.

Zhang Yifan: So what is today's plan?

Zhu Shiji: (took out a question board behind him, uncovered it with one hand, and patted it) "Qiang ~ Qiang", today's plan is a big English collision between Slandau and foreigners.

Zhang Yifan: Alas~ It seems that there is nothing new.

Zhu Shiquan: Of course, there is nothing new in ordinary spoken dialogue, and what we are asking for today is narrative.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ The difficulty has increased a lot all of a sudden.

Zhu Shiji: In addition, today's punishment dish was produced by XXX Restaurant, the sponsor of the last show. (As he spoke, the staff served an unknown "delicacy" with a lid on it)

Zhang Yifan: Obviously, the final punishment food will make everyone a little interested, (laughs) So let's start today's show.

As soon as the words fell, the red and white teams began to enter.

Zhang Yifan: Chief Executive, doesn't it matter, yesterday's birthday just ended, don't receive the first pit after your birthday today.

Shen Jianyuan: (full of confidence) It doesn't matter.

Subtitler: Today, our program team will make up our blessings to Shen Jianyuan!

Zhu Shiji: Then please put the two teams in place first.

Zhang Yifan: It seems that today's plan is absolutely powerful for Qiao Xicheng, after all, he has lived abroad for a while.

Qiao Xicheng confidently stretched out his thumb.

Zhu Shiji: Okay, I would like to invite Peter, a foreign guest from XX today.

After a round of applause, the guests entered.

Zhu Shiji: But since I don't know Chinese at all, everyone starts to start conversations in English as much as possible.

Zhang Yifan: Hello, Whereareyoufrom? (Hello, where are you from)

Zhu Shiji: (patted Zhang Yifan's head) You still need to ask.

(laughs)

officially began, the guests were in place, and the order of the draw was drawn successively, and the white team played the front, in the order of Zhang Yiming, Jiang Yiwei, Shen Jianyuan, and Zhou Weichao.

Zhu Shiji: Is Yiming ready?

Zhang Yiming: OK!

With a whistle, when the timer on the big screen began to move seconds, Zhu Shi tried his best to remove the first question board.

"Please tell your guests about the local cuisine and hope that they will enjoy it with you."

Zhang Yiming: What a topic of cheating?

However, despite the complaints, he began to introduce the guests in English.

MC Jun: (The screen stops for a moment) However, the next word that broke out made the scene burst into laughter.

Zhang Yiming: ...... Laugh ~ deaf ~ burst (xiaolongbao).

The scene laughed wildly.

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Pronounce it correctly.

Zhang Yiming: (glancing at Zhang Yifan angrily) The feelings are not that you are racing against time here, but also talking endlessly.

(laughs)

However, Zhang Yiming still showed us his good spoken English, and also obtained the confirmation of the guests, and completed it within the specified time, and it was the turn of Jiang Yiwei, the second batter. However, after a few embarrassing sentences that I don't know how to describe, I completed the task without danger, and then Zhou Weichao of the third bat, Shen Jianyuan of the fourth bat, and the white team completed the task within the specified time.

MC-kun: However......

Zhang Yifan: Wait a minute.

Zhang Yifan suddenly stopped the progress of the show.

Zhang Yifan: Don't forget that our show is a variety show, laughter, laughter, this is indispensable.

Subtitle: It is worthy of being the leader of the Slandau variety show.

Zhu Shiji: Then please give me a demonstration.

Zhang Yifan: (moving his hands) Oh~

Everyone: yes, yes, give us a demonstration.

MC Jun: Zhang Yifan played temporarily.

Zhu Shi tried his best to remove the question board, and Zhang Yifan's title was "Introduce to the guests a car accident that he witnessed, the vehicle that caused the accident escaped, and then tell the police who arrived at the scene"

MC Jun: In the second half of the show, Zhang Yifan attracted a lot of laughter at the scene.

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Back to the live studio.

MC Jun: Zhang Yifan, let's meet the soul of your variety show.

Zhang Yifan: (After a beep whistle starts) Hello~ Peter, oneday, I, see, one, car, come. one, car, come, too. Spit (two), car, "bang" (crashing sound). one，car，go。 then, babbling ~ woo, babbling ~ woo (siren).

After Zhang Yifan's discussion for a while, Peter heard it in a fog, but we were already laughing on the spot.

MC Jun: It is worthy of being the variety show of Slandau.

The laughter continued for a long time, and Peter, who was confused, finally asked the translator on the side:

Peter: What, he, said

And the translator also replied with a humorous smile.

Translator: Chinese-English

However, although Zhang Yifan's English can enhance the excitement of the show, the red team did not adopt it after coming on the field, looking at the time of the white team played by the timer, they were thinking about each other.

The first batter of the red team is Gu Haosheng, the second batter Ye Ziwei, the third batter Chen Lilai, and the last batter Qiao Xicheng.

Zhang Yifan: Do you have any strategies?

Gu Haosheng: We plan to take a look at the time in front of us first, and if it takes a long time, Qiao Xicheng will be responsible for catching up at the end.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ It's very comprehensive. Then the timing begins.

After the whistle, the timer began, and Gu Haosheng took a breath and began to speak English to the guests.

Qiao Xicheng, who was fourth in the batter, was the last to appear, and the clock showed that he only had 17 seconds left to surpass the white team's record.

Without delay, after seeing the title, Qiao Xicheng immediately entered a state of imminent battle, and began to talk endlessly, but the red light signal that the time was about to arrive flashed at the scene.

MC Jun: 3 seconds, 2 seconds, the last moment, the last moment Qiao Xicheng finally finished speaking, so did our guests understand?

Peter: yes, I, got, you.

The RED team hugged each other and celebrated that they had completed their mission within time.

Zhang Yifan: Although the task was completed within time, it was a tie with the white team.

Zhu Shiji: Alas~ It's difficult now.

Zhang Yifan: Then it's decided, the two teams will be punished together today!

Everyone: Oh~~?

MC Jun: After the song "Sonic Boom" from the treble group, please continue to pay attention to the final punishment part of the show.

The staff brought all the punishment "food" up.

Zhang Yifan: So what I want you to taste today is... (Lift the lid while speaking)

Because they had already had their first experience in the show beforehand, when Zhang Yifan opened the lid, everyone stretched their heads back and didn't dare to look directly at the so-called "food" on the plate.

Zhang Yifan: Today's food is the hand-grabbed ant cake, a newly launched product of XXX, which has been sponsored by us.

Qiao Xicheng: I'm really starting to wonder if there really is a store that sells this thing.

Zhang Yifan: Because it's a collective punishment, you don't need to be polite, one piece per person, let's eat.

Although everyone picked up the finger cake full of ants for the variety show effect, the resistance from the body repelled the finger cake again and again.

Zhu Shiji: When I was a child, I often caught ants on the ground without anything, so I grew this virtue!

Everyone: (annoyed) Hey~.

Subtitle: These are all edible and safe ants.

Qiao Xicheng: Last week, my friend asked me if I would eat this strange thing when I joined Slandau.

(Laughter)

But despite everyone's complaints, everyone finally put the finger cake into their mouths.

After everyone reluctantly swallowed, they ran to the water delivered by the agent off the field.

Zhang Yifan: You can't.

Shen Jianyuan: You can try it whenever you want.

Zhu Shiji: But the leaves seem to be eaten with relish.

Zhang Yifan walked up to Ye Ziwei and put his arm around his shoulder.

Zhang Yifan: Ye Zi, sometimes I think you are quite happy.

Immediately, the scene resounded with malicious laughter.

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!