MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shidu: "Poof"~ The battle between Slandau and the 100 people has started again, and we are the same for thousands of years to host Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shidi!

(Applause.)

Zhang Yifan: Little Pig, do you have anything to say about the set of today's studio?

Zhu Shiji: (laughs) It's really worth complaining about.

Zhang Yifan: Today is the first pit daddy program of Slandao's battle with 100 people, OH~yeah. (Applause for self-amusement, wanting to whistle but trying a few times but not blowing)

Zhu Shiji: (Looking at Zhang Yifan's nonsense) In fact, the director of the program team has finally fallen into the bottleneck of program conception, please forgive the audience in front of the TV!

Zhang Yifan: The choreographer is already very apologetic, so don't pour cold water.

The camera turns to the choreographer standing below, and the choreographer apologizes again and again.

Zhang Yifan: The rules of today's program are as follows, the division of labor between the two teams to start today's challenge, after we give the requirements, use the modeling diagram to fabricate the required items, but a person can only use a color and a shape bar, each person for 5 seconds, let the last person guess, on the other side, the two teams will choose one more person to be idle, will sit on the lift slide, guess the wrong group where the lift slide will rise, until the first person falls into the powder pool below.

The two teams were ready to stand on either side, waiting for instructions.

Zhang Yifan: Then please choose the two people who will go on the slide today.

Zhou Weichao: I think it's a manual job, and I may not be able to complete the task well.

Zhang Yiming: Although I can play basketball, I don't have much confidence in my physical strength.

Subtitler: This routine......

Shen Jianyuan: (closes his eyes and laughs self-deprecatingly) I'll come, I'll come!

White Team Members: Please, please!

Zhang Yifan: Chief, do you have anything to say, if you continue like this, you will really become the emperor of the gun in 10,000 years.

Shen Jianyuan: What's the solution, who made the fans of the Slandau fan base look forward to seeing this scene before the show starts.

Subtitler: Great chief!

The red team is in charge of the slide part by Gu Haosheng.

The division of labor between the two teams is as follows:

Red team: Qiao Xicheng in the first bat, Chen Lilai in the second bat, and Ye Ziwei in the end.

White team: Zhou Weichao in the first bat, Zhang Yiming in the second bat, and Jiang Yiwei in the end.

Start with the red team.

Zhang Yifan: Is the red team ready?

RED Team: OK!

Zhang Yifan: (as he speaks, he lifts the title card) So what is the first thing to be done with the modeling drawing!

The red team, except for Ye Ziwei, who was blindfolded, saw the "guitar" written on the inscription.

Zhang Yifan: So let's get started.

MC Jun: After hearing the order to start, Qiao Xicheng, the first member of the red team, began to shape with modeling soil on the wooden board, but this modeling technique ......

Zhang Yifan: Woo~Woo~Woo, this kind of modeling technique is really good for you, I am starting to worry a little about whether Ye Zi can guess it.

Qiao Xicheng: (Replying while busy) What's the solution, I haven't played with this thing since I was 3 years old.

5 seconds passed between Qiao Xicheng spoke, and he just used simple yellow modeling soil to slap it flat on the wooden board at will.

MC Jun: And Qiao Xicheng's casualness immediately brought trouble to Chen Lilai, who was the second stick.

Chen Lilai: Mo~ (widening eyes full of surprise)

Zhang Yifan: Lai Lai, it's going to be fast, time flies quickly.

Chen Lilai didn't care about 3721, and used white modeling soil to put vertical strips on the yellow flattened objects, but only put three sticks, and the time was up.

Zhang Yifan: OK~ Yezi, it's time for you to guess this cheat.

Ye Ziwei took off the blindfold and looked at this mysterious work in the midst of a burst of laughter in the audience.

Ye Ziwei: Three strings?

Subtitler: Sure enough...... But the guess was close

Zhang Yifan: It's a pity that this is just that Lai Lai didn't finish the last work, but the guess is close.

Ye Ziwei: Huh?

However, when Ye Ziwei didn't know what to say, the time came.

Zhang Yifan: It's a pity that I didn't answer correctly, so let Chen Lilai, who is the final model, tell you what this mysterious work is.

Richard Chen: Guitar.

Ye Ziwei: (surprised) Alas, the guitar, without the white vertical bar on it, I thought it was a ping-pong board.

Qiao Xicheng: (pretending to be unhappy) Hey, hey~ Who's the table tennis board.

While everyone laughs, the red team slides and decides to punish.

Zhang Yifan: This is a turntable, which is rotated by the white team, and the final pointer falls on which degree, and how much the height of the slide will rise.

After speaking, Zhang Yiming stepped forward and turned the turntable, the turntable stopped, and the pointer fell on the height of 75 degrees.

Zhang Yifan: It was not good at the beginning.

However, the white team has already begun to celebrate.

Zhang Yifan: Then the slide ascent begins!

When Gu Haosheng of the red team shouted that it was not good, the slide gradually rose 30 degrees, 40 degrees, and finally 75 degrees, Gu Haosheng tried his best to spread his limbs, but the expression that appeared on his mouth from time to time was obviously a little difficult.

Changing hands for the white team.

Zhu Shiji: So what is the topic of the white team? (Flip over the board)

White Team Item, "Fan"

Zhu Shiji: It's a bit difficult~ Then let's start!

After receiving the start order, Zhou Weichao, the first batter of the white team, began to make it seriously.

Zhu Shiji: It's okay to do this, but people like to make round pie-shaped shapes.

(laughs)

5 seconds passed, Zhang Yiming, who changed hands to the second stick, Zhang Yiming saw the round cake made by Zhou Weichao of the first stick, and immediately understood that he added a thin fan blade on it.

Zhu Shiji: It's time! So Evie guess what this is!

Jiang Yiwei removed the blindfold, but the moment he saw this item, the answer was already formed in his mind.

Jiang Yiwei: Electric fan?

Zhu Shiji: Correct!

MC Jun: Due to the efforts of everyone, the white team escaped the fate of the first round of slide ascent.

MC-kun: Then the second round will be held again, and the audience in front of the TV will also guess what the members of Slandau are pinching.

After seeing the words that appeared on the second round of question boards, Qiao Xicheng, the first member of the red team, nodded.

Zhang Yifan: The second round begins!

Qiao Xicheng quickly pinched out a strip with red on the wooden board, and simply completed it in time due to the time, and handed it over to the second stick Chen Lilai, and immediately understood that he pinched out two thin strips with green on the top of the strip.

Zhang Yifan: It's time! Then Yezi, it's time for you to guess the riddle again!

Qiao Xicheng: Ye Zi, if you can't guess this, don't blame me for cheating.

But in the end, Ye Ziwei lived up to expectations.

Ye Ziwei: Carrots?

Zhang Yifan: Correct!

This was followed by the second round of the white team.

After seeing the questions on the board, Zhou Weichao, the leader of the white team, let out a "sigh?" sound uneasily, until Zhu Shiji also looked at the content on the board and laughed.

Zhu Shiji: Then the second round of the white team, begin!

Zhou Weichao pondered for a long time, and finally made up his mind, and quickly pinched a big round face with modeling soil on the wooden board, but when the time came, it was too late for Zhou Weichao to do further processing, and the wooden board was sent to Zhang Yiming with a conveyor belt in front of the second stick, obviously Zhang Yiming has been worrying about the topic, but the time is moving forward minute by minute, and at the last moment, he pinched out an extremely large pair of frames on the big round face.

Zhu Shiji: It's time!

The camera zooms in on the newly-born mystery creatures up close, and the studio laughs like crazy.

Zhu Shiji: Then, Evie, the final problem is up to you!

Looking at the big round face with glasses in front of him.

Jiang Yiwei: (Bursting out of his mouth) Ah~ Zhang Yifan's senior!

Zhang Yifan: (pretending to be angry) You just look like this cheating father.

But he quickly thought of something, and solemnly bowed deeply to the camera position to apologize.

Zhu Shiji: It's a pity, the time is up! So let Zhou Weichao, who is the first stick, tell you who this is.

Zhou Weichao: (laughing) XXX teacher! (a leading figure in the burlesque world)

And just after the answer was announced, all the members of Slandau stood up and bowed deeply to the camera.

Everyone: Teacher XXX, even though it's a game, I'm really sorry to pinch you out of this kind of pit daddy style.

Gu Haosheng: I can understand everyone's feelings, but please also consider my situation, it's not good!

As soon as he finished speaking, when everyone looked at Gu Haosheng, who was still fighting tenaciously on the slide when it rose to 75 degrees, Gu Haosheng finally couldn't hold it anymore, slid down the slide, and fell straight into the powder pool.

Zhang Yifan: I said you should bear with it! And half of your face is covered with powder, which is not good at all in terms of variety show effect!

Subtitle: Variety show

Zhu Shiji: For the sake of fairness, Gu Haosheng will turn the turntable and see how much the white team slide will rise if there is no problem, and give you one last chance to turn the tables.

Hearing the chance to turn the tables at the end, everyone on the red team bet all their final chances on Gu Haosheng.

Gu Haosheng walked to the turntable and looked at the turntable with a solemn expression......

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Back in the studio, Gu Haosheng turned the turntable with the expectation of everyone in the red team, and the turntable turned slower and slower, knowing that it had stopped completely and fell to a degree.

Zhang Yifan: 5 degrees.

With a "snap", the red team all fell to the ground.

Zhang Yifan: But today, the chief doesn't seem to have hit the crater at all!

Shen Jianyuan stretched out his thumb and made a playful smile at the camera.

MC Jun: Who knew that the naïve chief didn't expect that there would be a follow-up.

The total length who was about to come down the slide suddenly noticed that the slide began to rise.

Zhang Yifan: Because Haosheng's muddy collision just now is not the variety show effect that we should have, so the chief will give full play to your fraternity.

Shen Jianyuan: Hey, hey~.

Ignoring Shen Jianyuan's words, the elevator continued to rise until it became a vertical height of 90 degrees, and Shen Jianyuan grabbed the gripper at the top of the slide with both hands like rock climbing.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ The chief is very tenacious, but let's come down, it will be dangerous if I hold on any longer.

Just as Zhang Yifan's words fell, Shen Jianyuan fell vertically from the slide, and the whole person fell into the powder pool, and his whole body was dyed white.

(laughs)

At the end of the program:

The second album of Slandau will be released at the end of November, and in the next four weeks, we will continue to send you the four groups of songs that have just completed the final modification, and today is the suite of the Hua Dan group led by Shen Jianyuan of Slandao, please enjoy!

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!