Before the show was officially recorded, the third-term students who had just defeated the second-phase students and got the opportunity to appear opened the door of the lounge, but they were surprised to find that Zhang Yifan was already standing in front of everyone.

Zhang Yifan: As you can see, there are two boxes in front of me, one of which contains everyone's condolences for today, and the other is a "dark dish" made by the former red team before the show starts.

Subtitle Jun: The rush of the middle pit.

Zhang Yifan (self-applause): yes~!

Everyone's Expressions: ......

After deliberation......

Hao: We finally decided to choose this!

Zhang Yifan (opening the box): So what will it be?

Zhang Yifan: Super pit daddy pudding! Don't be polite, you don't need to grab one person~!

As Zhang Yifan opened the box, a strange smell of Xiang-like mystery came to his nose.

All the students of the third phase (pick up their share of the pudding): I wish "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" a better result!

After saying a sip of booze......

Everyone in the third phase vomited......

Subtitler: You're idols......

Zhang Yifan (to Tang Yujie): Then please shout out the opening remarks of today's show!

Tang Yujie: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" begins!

All staff: yes~~!

MC Jun: (While speaking, playing Silandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Singing to the Future You") What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiqian (running towards the camera): "Poof"~!

Zhang Yifan: The new issue of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" has begun, and we are the host Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shidi: Zhu Shidi!

Zhang Yifan (from High): The first episode after New Year's Day, so let's be full of enthusiasm and invite the two teams today!

However......

The scene was completely silent......

The laughter of the staff could be heard.

Choreographer: Today is a special edition.

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiqian (surprised): Alas?

MC Jun: That's right, that's right! Slandau has begun to enter its third year since its establishment, but many fans have posted hot posts on the official website to point out the incredible phenomenon among the members of Slandao, so let's use a whole issue today to answer these questions one by one!

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Although this is not bad, there may be a lot less variety show atmosphere in this episode.

Subtitle: The premonition of going home early......

Zhu Shiji: But since this is a question from fans, let's have a big dissection of the members today!

Zhu Shiji (looking at the big screen behind him): First of all, the first one is ~ "Qiang ~ Qiang"......

Zhu Shiqian (looking at the words typed on the big screen): Can Chief Shen Jianyuan really use different five female voices to speak and sing?

Zhu Shiji: Indeed, since the last time I inadvertently said something in a female voice on the show, the official website immediately boiled.

Zhang Yifan: I can say a few words about this, this can indeed be regarded as a killer feature of Jianyuan, because the first album of the new group of the team 13. (background music sounded 13. The title song of the first album "I am 13." "Sound Fight") in the four chorus songs Jianyuan was sung with a female voice, which really scared the entire recording studio staff at that time.

MC-kun: As evidence, please join us in watching the chief's female voice performance!

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Outside the recording studio, 13. All four of them were discussing the details of the song "Silver White Wings" with the staff, at this time.

Staff (to Shen Jianyuan): Because since the last show, everyone has been looking forward to you singing a whole song with a complete female voice on the official website, so I wondered, this time, especially in this song, can you use a cute voice that is very different from the other three members.

Shen Jianyuan (surprised): Alas~?

But for a moment......

Shen Jianyuan: If fans don't reject this kind of voice at that time, I can try it.

Staff: We'd like to pick and choose which one is more suitable, so can you use all of your female voices here to summarize them at once?

Shen Jianyuan (obviously a little embarrassed, scratching his brow uneasily): Okay then!

MC-kun (freeze frame): Fans of the chief manager, it's time to give benefits, so please listen carefully!

Staff: I'm going to talk to you very often, and you can say everything you know.

Shen Jianyuan (little girl): Okay!

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Staff: Is there anything you'd like to say about this album?

Shen Jianyuan (female voice with a delicate voice): It's a very special album, all the songs are not sung according to common sense, (laughs) I don't know what kind of evaluation fans will have at that time!

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The three people beside him at this moment......

Zhang Yifan (laughing and applauding): It's a bit of a pit.

Staff: So, do you have anything to say about putting the four of you together in such a group?

Shen Jianyuan (rough female voice): Everyone has their own characteristics, and because of this opportunity, it has become such a peculiar combination, I hope everyone can show their own level in it.

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Staff: So what do you want to say about Slandau or the current 13.?

Shen Jianyuan (normal female voice): Although there is one more job all of a sudden, I think we will coordinate well, whether it is in Slandau or at 13., we can bring vitality to our fans, and finally I hope that fans and fans will be very interested in whether it is us in Slandau or 13. Please support together!

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(Freeze frame)

MC Jun: After that, the chief minister's words killed everyone present......

Staff: I didn't expect to be able to make so many different female voices, it's amazing!

Shen Jianyuan (baby voice): Although it's disgusting to speak in this voice, it's barely one.

All the people present were stunned, and they all stared at the chief with wide eyes.

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MC Jun: The above is the incredible from the chief Shen Jianyuan!

Back in the studio, there was applause.

Zhang Yifan (the result of the forced female voice is very strange): At that time, everyone present was really stunned.

Zhu Shi smiled and patted Zhang Yifan's shoulder.

Zhang Yifan: Because when I was still in the Conservatory of Music, the professor said that maybe it was because I learned Hua Dan since I was a child, and I needed to protect my voice, so maybe this is the reason why the total length of the vocal range has become so wide.

Zhu Shiji: But anyway, it's really a very amazing technology.

MC-kun: After the commercial, there will be more incredible things that will be released one by one.

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Good morning and Dao'an greeting bells for members of Slandau have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the sixth issue comes from Gu Haosheng!

Gu Haosheng: Get up! I read a book last night and saw that I got up so late, don't lose to me!

Gu Haosheng: It's late, rest early! Good night!

Back to the scene

Zhu Shiqian (looking at the big screen behind him): Then the second one is ~ "Qiang ~ Qiang"......

Zhu Shiji (looking at the words typed on the big screen): Is Chen Lilai really slow to react?

Zhang Yifan (snickering): He is no longer just slow, the last time he was in the lounge, because everyone still has something to do in the school next week, so he is going to record another issue next week, so in the lounge after the end of this issue, the staff sent us a box lunch, I left halfway through the meal because the choreographer asked me to discuss the details, and walked away for about 30~40 minutes, (with a surprised tone) As a result, everyone began to prepare after coming back, and he was still there to eat.

Subtitle: I'm slow and I'm proud~!

Zhu Shiji: Then we also have a VCR as evidence, please!

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MC Jun: During the rare New Year's Day holiday, it coincided with the birth of the big family of the third phase of Silandao, so the program team paid for everyone to come to a big party......

Subtitler: Of course it's fake!

MC-kun: But the excited mice were moving towards their destination without knowing it......

MC Jun: In the picture of the hidden camera, Chen Lilai appeared, dressed in casual clothes, as if he was still listening to something, and his body was shaking with the music.

MC Jun: At this time, our Xiao Nei appeared, Ye Ziwei!

Ye Ziwei (with a sinking face): Alas~~ This doesn't need to be verified, this guy doesn't care about the things around him.

MC Jun: But with that, Ye Ziwei still walked towards Chen Lilai, just when the two were facing each other......

Ye Ziwei: It's so early!

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Sound Effects: Crashing sounds

Chen Lilai didn't notice Ye Ziwei standing in front of him at all, and the two bumped into each other like this.

Chen Lilai (without raising his head, still immersed in his own world): I'm sorry.

After saying that, he walked around for a while.

Ye Ziwei: ........................

Back to the studio.

The scene was crazy with laughter.

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): There really is such a thing.

Zhang Yifan: Isn't it often said that smart people often don't care about other things around them because they are thinking about other things in their heads.

Zhang Yifan finished speaking.

Scene:............

Zhang Yifan: Hey~ Don't cold my field.

The scene laughed.

Zhu Shiqian (looking at the big screen behind him): Then the third one is......

However, just as Zhu Shi was about to speak, Zhang Yifan seemed to have a premonition and immediately stopped Zhu Shi.

Zhang Yifan: I suddenly felt a possibility.

Subtitler: Is this feeling......

Zhu Shi laughed meaningfully.

Zhu Shiji (looking at the big screen behind him): Then the third one is ~ "Qiang ~ Qiang......

Zhu Shiqi (looking at the words typed on the big screen): Is Ye Ziwei really the No. 1 idiot in Slandau?

Zhang Yifan (laughs): It appeared, it appeared!

MC Jun: As we all know, Ye Ziwei is the No. 1 idiot, but is he really a big idiot, or is he pretending to be himself?

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): So as evidence, let's take a look at this VCR!

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The day after New Year's Day this year, a super popular noodle shop opened on XXX Road, so how do you comment on the diners who have dined at this store?

Random Street Interviews:

Passerby A: It's unpalatable, it's really unpalatable.

Subtitle:????

Passerby B: Xiang's general taste.

Subtitler:(⊙_⊙)?

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MC Jun: You heard it right, you heard it right, as the so-called delicious food reaches its peak and cannot go to the next level, but the unpalatable will never end!

Manager: Don't you think it's delicious? It's just that people don't know how to art.

MC Jun: It is precisely because of this sentence that we came up with today's Mars collision with the earth showdown, Taste Idiot VS "Art".

MC Jun: So how unpalatable are the noodles in this shop? Before the official showdown, we invited Shen Jianyuan, who is "difficult to find the chief manager".

Staff: We wanted to shoot a location for the show, which was a food report, because it was noodles, so we all thought of you!

Shen Jianyuan (surprise): Oh~ Thank you!

Subtitle Jun: The chief of the sad urging has entered the pit again......

XXX noodle shop.

Store Manager (holding noodles): I've been waiting for a long time.

Shen Jianyuan just wanted to say thank you, but when he saw the scene in the bowl, the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, and he looked up at the store manager.

Staff: Then we officially started filming, 3~2~1

Shen Jianyuan (picking up a chopstick): I have always heard that the noodles in this shop are very popular, just looking at this noodles is a mouth-watering feeling, plus this rich soup, HA~, so what is the taste, please wait!

At the same time as the sound of Shen Jianyuan sucking noodles, the background sounds of the four sides were all quiet.

With a sound of "poof~", Shen Jianyuan squirted out unabashedly.

He opened his mouth wide and looked at the store manager next to him with an unbelievable expression.

Subtitler: Can it be more unpalatable?

But the thought of recording a food report was just two seconds later.

Shen Jianyuan (smiling and thumbs up): It's really good!

Subtitle: If you believe it, you'll also fall into the pit.

Staff: Okay, the shoot is over.

At the moment when the camera was turned off, the chief chief's face instantly lengthened, and he kept drinking the water on the side.

MC-kun: Then it's time to reveal the secret to the dazed boss!

Staff: In fact, the noodles in this store are not famous because they are delicious, Jianyuan, you have eaten it just now, and now you have turned off the camera, please make a serious evaluation!

Shen Jianyuan (wiping his mouth with a tissue with one hand and undisguised): It's unpalatable.

The scene burst into laughter.

Staff: So this shop is actually unpalatable to attract people's attention!

After hearing this, Shen Jianyuan stared at the store manager behind him with wide eyes.

The store manager had no expression on his face.

Dialogue: You're not my oil!

Shen Jianyuan (quickly thought of something): So that means ......

MC: That's right, that's right, so this time you're in the pit again. However, it is still a good way to convey this "deliciousness" to everyone, and then, our final showdown begins!

The next day, the staff used the same reason to trick the mouse Ye Ziwei into coming to the store.

Staff: Then we officially started filming, 3~2~1

Ye Ziwei: From the moment it was served, the aroma came to my nose, and it is conceivable that the owner did not know how much effort to make this soup. So, what does the noodles taste like here?

While Ye Ziwei was sucking noodles, the background sounds all quieted down.

(Freeze frame)

MC Jun: In the final showdown, who wins and who loses!

As Ye Ziwei sucked a chopstick noodle into his mouth, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became tense.

Ye Ziwei shook his shoulders and stepped his head off the table, just when everyone present thought that "delicious" had sunk Ye Ziwei.

Ye Ziwei (suddenly raised his head with an excited expression): So rough!

Audience: ..................

Ye Ziwei (holding the hand of the store manager behind him): The boss's noodles are so delicious, I want to recommend them to our chief executive, he likes to eat noodles very much, he will definitely like it.

In the corner of the picture, a picture of the total length of tears is hung

Subtitler: I've hit the streets.

Unexpectedly, the two shook each other's hands at first sight, and in the end, Ye Ziwei also broke the record of this store and was the first to eat them all.

Back in the studio, the scene was already laughing like crazy.

Zhang Yifan (wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes): It's really a shame that he really finished eating.

Zhu Shiqian (holding a bowl of noodles on stage): Because everyone may still not know much about this noodle, our staff bought one before the show, so (said and gave Zhang Yifan a hint)

And Zhang Yifan seemed to understand, and picked up the noodles that Zhu Shi had tried his best to get his hands on.

Subtitler: I'll leave the jokes of today's show to you.

Zhang Yifan: It looks completely delicious, then, you're welcome~!

Almost as soon as he heard the sound of sucking, with a "poof~" sound, Zhang Yifan spit out his noodles.

Friendship: The picture is serious, and the mosaic is ......

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): How does it taste!

Zhang Yifan (took the paper towel handed over by Zhu Shi): Very "delicious"~

The scene burst into laughter.

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!