December 29, 2124
Before the official recording of the program, the guinea pigs in the Silandau lounge were leisurely making final preparations for the official recording for a while.
At this time, Zhang Yifan and the film crew pushed the door in.
Zhang Yifan (to the mobile phone in his hand): Thank you for your call, thank you for your attention and support to our Slandao, see the active figure of all the staff of Slandao, do you have anything to say!
All the staff looked confused.
All: Whose phone number? ……
Subtitler: Which big name in the industry will it be?
Zhang Yifan: Ah~ That's right, I still have concerns about their future! Uh~ Okay, please wait!
Zhang Yifan (facing Zhang Yiming): Yiming!
Zhang Yiming (pointed at himself with a blank face): Eh~ What's the situation, do you want me to take it?
Zhang Yiming (took the mobile phone in Zhang Yifan's hand): Hello!
The other end of the phone: Hello!
Zhang Yiming (surprised): Ah~ Mom!
The whole team cheered and applauded in amazement.
Zhang Yifan: Auntie, can you break the news for us about Yiming's childhood?
Yiming's mother: When I was in the first grade of primary school, I had to stay with him until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark.
Subtitle: 8 years old can't sleep alone.
Zhang Yiming (blushing and began to quibble): Isn't there often that kind of legend, children are always the first choice for those messy things.
Zhang Yifan (wry smile): What kind of logic are you doing?
MC-kun: It's a rare opportunity, so this time! ……
Zhang Yifan: Auntie, please shout out our opening remarks today~!
Yiming's mother: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" begins!
All the staff of Slandau: yes~!
MC Jun: (While speaking, play Slandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Sing to the Future You") What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!
Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji ("dong" jumped out from under the camera) "Puff~" The new issue of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" has begun, and we are the host Zhang Yifan!
Zhu Shidi: Zhu Shidi!
Zhang Yifan: So this week is the second half of the battle between the second and third students that did not end last week.
Zhu Shiji: I didn't expect the two teams to draw last week.
Zhang Yifan: So, let's wait and see which side will win the final decisive battle this week.
Zhang Yifan: First of all, please invite the third phase of the team!
IN THE SONG "MR. Under the accompaniment of S", the third phase of students entered!
Zhu Shiji: Then the second phase of the students is invited to enter!
With the accompaniment of the song "Legend of S", the second phase of students entered! ……
The atmosphere was ......
Wang Hao: Wait, wait, I suddenly feel that there is a senior team in the second phase that is completely inconsistent with our model (talking and gesturing with both hands).
Zhang Yifan: Ang~ Is there something wrong?
All the members of the third phase (stretched out his hand to a tall and burly strong man among the four students in the second phase): This!
Zhang Yifan: Isn't this your predecessor Jiang Yiwei?!
All the members of the third phase waved their hands and shook their heads in denial.
Zhang Yifan: It seems that everyone is very suspicious of you, Evie, as a senior, it is very bad not to have this kind of aura, so let's make another statement to everyone present.
Jiang Yiwei? (rough voice): Okay, hello everyone! I am a member of the second phase of Silandau, my name is Jiang Yiwei.
The scene laughed wildly.
The picture freezes, and the subtitles are played: Because Evie has an announcement to rush today, he temporarily substitutes played.
Zhang Yifan: So little pig, what is the first item in today's decisive battle?
Zhu Shiji: Duel, physical competition!
Zhang Yifan: As Piggy said, the two teams each selected one player to enter the transparent room behind us, and then the two teams each chose one of the various balloons in front of them to put into the opponent's room, and then the other three players injected gas into the balloon to inflate and finally explode a game, which is obviously a test of everyone's physical fitness.
Shi Wei (claw raised): Zhang Yifan's senior!
Zhang Yifan: Yes.
Shi Wei (hands keep gesturing to Jiang Yiwei?) ): It seems that no matter what point of comparison, it is beneficial to the seniors of the second generation.
Zhang Yifan (facing Jiang Yiwei): Everyone still seems to be a little ...... about you, let me introduce myself to you again, ...... are you?
Jiang Yiwei (rough voice): I'm Jiang Yiwei.
The scene laughed wildly.
But despite complaining, everyone was still ready, and Zhang Yiming, who was a second-year student, and Tang Yujie, a third-term student, entered the room.
Zhang Yifan (walked to the room where Zhang Yiming was): Yiming, do you need me to take special care of you and turn on the lights or something?
Zhang Yiming immediately thought of the scene before the show started, and waved at Zhang Yiming with a wry smile.
Subtitle: It has become a proper black history.
The two teams began to choose balloons and placed them on top of each other's rooms.
Zhang Yifan: I have a supplement here, because the purpose of our program is "spoof lying gun without lower limit", so don't think that this is just a simple balloon explosion, in fact, there are different things in each balloon, so what are they, let's look forward to it.
At the moment when Zhang Yifan finished speaking, the two people who found out that they had been fooled planned to come out of the room, but they didn't expect the door to be locked.
Zhu Shiji: Then, the first battle of the decisive battle, the two teams, prepare ~ start!
At the sound of the order, the two teams mustered up their best strength and began to infuse each other's balloons with gas pumps.
Zhang Yifan: The third phase is so fast, and the third phase is so fast!
MC Jun: And what I don't want to do is that the second phase of the student team......
MC Jun: Maybe it's because the pump doesn't correspond to your body shape at all, and it's very hard to see that Ye Ziwei and Chen Lilai finally injected enough gas into each other's balloons, but because of Jiang Yiwei? One inadvertently knocked over the gas pump and let the gas run out again, it doesn't matter!
Zhang Yifan (covering his ears with his hands): The third phase of the bunker is heavenly, and it is about to explode!
Almost the moment Zhang Yifan's words fell, he only heard the sound of "poof~", and a huge muffled sound came from the transparent small room, and the third student first made the balloon of the second student team explode.
MC Jun: What kind of speech by Zhang Yiming made the audience laugh, and the advertisement was very short!
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Good morning and Dao'an greeting bells for Slandau members have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the fifth issue comes from Jiang Yiwei!
Jiang Yiwei: I will give you a reward for not lying in bed today, and a breakfast coupon!
Jiang Yiwei: It's late, good night!
Back to the scene
"Ahem~"
With a cough, the bursting of the balloon also brought down the white flour in the balloon, and Zhang Yiming came with a puff all over his body.
Zhang Yiming (ignoring the snow white of his whole body): One thing I have to say is that the explosion just now can really scare people to death.
Zhang Yifan (laughing): Because I was next to the small room just now, and although I covered my ears, the sound just now was absolutely huge.
Ye Ziwei (raising his claws): I also have something to say.
Zhang Yifan: Please~
Ye Ziwei: This Jiang Yiwei? It's so unimpressive, at first I thought this size was definitely an advantage.
Hearing Ye Ziwei's complaints, Jiang Yiwei? Apologetically apologized to the camera.
MC Jun: In a happy atmosphere, the third student took the lead to get a point, the score was 2-1, and the second phase of the student team, come on!
Zhang Yifan: So, today's second battle of the tiebreaker... (After speaking, he looked at the board and laughed) Little pig, come on.
Zhu Shidu: A big showdown of strange cuisines, crushing his taste buds.
Zhang Yifan: It doesn't really matter if the strange dishes of the red team have become commonplace and often brought to the stage? Other second-year students, how do you think about your cooking skills?
Zhang Yiming/Ye Ziwei (without hesitation): It must be dark!
The audience laughed.
Ye Ziwei: Don't be nervous, don't we still have Evie? Are you there.
Zhang Yifan (slightly comforted): Yes, yes, yes~ Evie? In, there's Evie? At.
Camera number one given to Evie? A big close-up.
Zhang Yifan: Do you have confidence in cooking?
Hua Ziyi: Because we all come from different places, after we come together, we basically solve the three meals a day by ourselves, so I think we have confidence.
Zhang Yifan: It's a good momentum, I'm starting to look forward to it.
Next is the selection time of the two teams, and the recipes of the two teams are as follows:
Phase 2 team: minced pork, celery, carrots, cabbage, corn kernels
The third phase of the team: beef, green pepper, red pepper, green onion, garlic
Zhang Yifan: Looking at the posture of the second phase of the team, it feels like making dumplings.
Second Student: Actually, we want to cook vegetable soup.
Zhang Yifan (pretending to be surprised): Oh~ I see, I see, I am very skillful.
Zhu Shiji: So, what do you want to do in the third term?
The third phase of the student: stir-fried beef tenderloin.
Zhu Shiji: Listening to it, I think it must taste good.
Zhang Yifan: Before the official start of the competition, I would like to convey one thing to you, that is, after the birth of the works of today's competition, your own team will score your own works.
Everyone: Huh?
Zhang Yifan: Because the last time the Lai Lai created the Mysterious Creatures of Xiang after the show, many staff members were greedy to try the taste, but the second cameraman went to the hospital with a stomach upset the next day.
Everyone laughs, and camera number one gives camera number two a close-up.
Zhang Yifan: So the final evaluation of the work is up to you.
I didn't know if I would be able to make a dish to my taste, but both teams started cooking with the momentum that they couldn't lose to each other.
Zhu Shiji: Everyone in the third phase of the student team is very skilled, and I am a little starting to look forward to the final product.
The words are divided into two ends, and the other table with the third phase of the student team is in good order......
Because he has no experience at all, or maybe because he is afraid that the third-term student team will catch up with his own progress, Jiang Yiwei? Reaching out is to grab the minced pork and put it in the pot, but because I grabbed too much, I fell on the table, and at this time, I ......
Only see Jiang Yiwei? Ignoring the exclamations from all around, he reached out and grabbed the minced pork that had fallen on the table and put it in the pot.
Zhang Yifan's expression beside him: (⊙0⊙) ......
Zhu Shi exhausted (comforted): It doesn't matter, it will be high-temperature sterilization in a while, high-temperature sterilization!
Because of the mess, the director was helpless, for the sake of the psychological impact of the underage children in front of the TV, he reluctantly put on the mosaic, everyone forgive me!
Fifteen minutes later......
Phase 3 Student Team: It's done!
With a shout of completion, the fried beef tenderloin of the third phase of the student team was put on the table steaming.
Phase 2 Team: We're done too!
Under the applause of the scene without expectation at all, the second phase of the team's pot of "Death Terror Call No. 3", which resembles the call of hell, appeared on the stage, looking at the bubbles rising one by one, does this pot of soup really matter?
Zhang Yifan: I'm glad I'm a spectator in this game!
Subtitle: I'm a spectator, I'm proud!
Zhu Shiji: So, when the time comes for the evaluation, who will win this battle? I count 3~2~1, everyone moves chopsticks together, and the party that can't stand this horror the most is the loser.
Both teams used chopsticks or spoons to clip a part of their own artwork and put it in their mouths at the last moment after the screen was played 3~2~1.
Subtitler: So......
With a "poof~", the second-stage student team spit out the food in their mouths into the prepared trash can almost at the same time.
Subtitler: Sure enough
Zhang Yifan: Then, the winner of this battle was the third-term student team, and the final score was 3-1, and the third-term student team won the final victory!
All the students of the third phase cheered.
Zhu Shiji: But I really want to try this stir-fried beef tenderloin made by everyone.
After speaking, Zhu Shi picked up a chopstick and sent it to his mouth.
Zhang Yifan: So little pig, how does it taste?
Zhu Shiji (exclaimed): Ah~ Eh, it tastes good, but I'm not good at commenting on food.
Zhang Yifan: Then I'll leave it to Jianyuan, who "has difficulty finding the chief manager" to comment.
Shen Jianyuan walked out of the judges' seat and also picked up a pair of chopsticks and put them in his mouth.
Shen Jianyuan (thumbs up again and again): mu~
All of them were amused by the chief's brief comments.
Zhang Yifan: Because the third student defeated the second student, at the beginning of the next episode, the third student will replace the second student to join the competition in "Slandau and the Hundred Battles"!
Unlike the petrified faces of all the second-phase students, all the third-term students cheered.
Zhang Yifan: The three students in the second phase, what about Jiang Yiwei today? Is there anything you would like to say about the performance?
Three of you, you look at me, I'll look at you, when you're young
Three: Pig-like teammates! (There is no deterioration here?) Meaning,It's just that this slot is really classic.,I feel like it's used all of a sudden.,Sorry)
Jiang Yiwei? He apologized to everyone with a smile.
Zhang Yifan: It's New Year's Day soon, and our program is about to usher in the new year, thank you to all the viewers who pay attention to our program in front of the TV, we will continue to work hard to bring laughter to everyone in the new year, at the end of the program, (all members of Slandau) wish everyone a happy New Year's Day!
MC Jun: Major announcement, the DVD release decision of "Slandau and the 100 Battles" will be released, and there will be a lot of hilarious scenes that have not been included in the official program, please look forward to it!
MC Jun: At the end of the show, the first, second, and third phases of Slandau will bring you "Legend of S"!
MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!