MC Jun: In tonight's "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", a group spoof that hasn't appeared for a long time is on the scene! The second phase of Slandao, are you ready to try the old evil of your predecessors......

MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: Puff ~ A new episode of the battle between Silandao and the 100 people has begun, thank you for locking the show at this time, I am the host Zhang Yifan who has been the same for 10,000 years!

(Applause.)

Zhang Yifan: Before the program starts, I apologize to all the viewers in front of the TV set, Xiaozhu and Evie were absent from today's program recording because of their studies at school. But it shouldn't affect the joy and relaxation tonight, (to the camera), right?

Subtitler: Who are you asking?

As he spoke, the red and white teams appeared.

Zhang Yifan: (rolling up his cuffs) Today, due to the special situation, I will temporarily replace Evie's position to join the white team.

Everyone: Oh~~

Subtitle: Zhang Yifan, who has been the host of the show, is finally going to go into the water......

Zhang Yifan: But let's talk about it, today's punishment has brought back the group evil rectification projects before the program was just established.

First-term students: Ah~~......

MC Jun: (The screen suddenly switches to all the evil pictures before the revision of Slandao) Speaking of "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", the first thing that comes to mind is a creamy face, and there is no lower limit to evil, SO~SO, with the consciousness that idols don't need to be beautiful, the members of Slandau convey their joy to fans who like them in their own way.

Zhang Yifan: Does Wei Chao have anything to say?

Zhou Weichao: I used to watch shows on TV all the time, and these punishments are really not ordinary cheaters......

Zhang Yifan: Just have this awareness.

Subtitle:......

While speaking, the staff pushed the selection machine up, and Jiang Yiwei turned the selection machine, and after a while, the game items of the two teams also rolled out of the hole today.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Hold your breath in the water.

MC: The rules are very simple, the two teams take turns to play, and the team with the most time added up to the last two teams is the winning team.

Zhang Yifan: It seems that we all play a lot of ball, and our physical fitness may be good......

Subtitle: Zhang's theory, physical fitness = lung capacity!

Zhang Yifan: But I'm a little worried about our Evie (looking at Jiang Yiwei).

Yiwei Jiang: (full of confidence) It doesn't matter, I can do it.

Zhang Yifan: Did you finish drinking today's milk?

Jiang Yiwei: (at a loss) Huh?

Shen Jianyuan slashed at Zhang Yifan's head with a knife. In a burst of laughter, today's competition officially began.

The order of the draw is that the red team will attack first, and the order of the red team is: Gu Haosheng, Chen Lilai, Qiao Xicheng and Ye Ziwei.

Zhang Yifan: Do you have confidence in holding your breath?

Gu Haosheng: Actually, I can't swim.

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Can you still drown in this small glass box?

Subtitle: There has never been a show in the history of the show that drowned the star

Despite laughing, after starting to enter the countdown of the timer, Gu Haosheng's expression became serious, and after a password, he plunged into the water tank.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Yes, very good beginning.

Time passed, I didn't expect Gu Haosheng, who was not absorbent, to make a very good start for the red team, 46 seconds passed, looking in from the transparent glass, his expression was still very relaxed, but as soon as 50 seconds passed, the situation took a sharp turn for the worse, and the bubbles in his mouth spit out, and came out of the water with a "poof".

Zhang Yifan: Very good, 52 seconds.

In the applause, the second baton Chen Lilai appeared.

Influenced by Gu Haosheng in the first base, Chen Lilai in the second stick also showed a good record of 47 seconds, and Qiao Xicheng in the third stick exceeded one minute and 65 seconds.

Ye Ziwei, the last stick of the red team, began to prepare until the final score came out 41 seconds, and the final score of the red team was 205 seconds.

It is the turn of the white team to appear, and the order of arrangement is: Shen Jianyuan, Zhou Weichao, Jiang Yiwei and Zhang Yifan.

Qiao Xicheng: Are you embarrassed to hide in the last one?

Zhang Yifan: (Silence for a moment) This is called strategy, if the previous time exceeds yours, there is no need for me to go out.

MC Jun: The strategy is good, but it's still a bit ...... to hide behind my little brother Jiang Yiwei

Under a command, Shen Jianyuan, the first baton of the white team, began to enter the water, and the time passed second by second, until more than a minute, everyone was stunned by the lung capacity of the total chief, but the total length of the water seemed to be very relaxed, and he opened his eyes and made a playful expression towards the underwater camera.

Zhang Yifan: It's 1 minute and 09 seconds, it doesn't matter if you are long, don't force yourself.

As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Jianyuan under the water seemed to finally can't stand it anymore and came out of the water.

Zhang Yifan: (holding a stopwatch) 71 seconds, stream B......

Shen Jianyuan: Because I studied Peking Opera, luck is very important, maybe that's because of this.

MC-kun: Anyway, the monster that exceeded 1 minute and 10 seconds was born in the show.

And then everyone's performance was not bad, Zhou Weichao 53 seconds.

And now the key is here, it's the turn of Jiang Yiwei, who is the third stick.

Zhang Yifan: (The screen switches to what Zhang Yifan said when the show starts) But I'm a little worried about our Evie.

MC Jun: So the youngest of Slandau, can you let us see your backbone?

Zhang Yifan: Are you ready, Evie?

Jiang Yiwei: Begin.

With a command, Evie took a sharp breath and plunged into the water.

But just after 40 seconds, Evie exhaled bubbles underwater, and things weren't good.

However, there was no response to the cheers of the surrounding players, and only 2 seconds later, 42 seconds, Evie regretfully came out of the water.

Maybe it was because he didn't show the level he should have, or maybe it was because he was worried that his mistake would affect the final result of the white team, Jiang Yiwei cried after learning that he only lasted 42 seconds.

Shen Jianyuan: Evie doesn't cry, don't cry, Yifan, who can't make the last stick, is not as good as you.

Zhang Yifan stared at Shen Jianyuan with wide eyes, subtitle: Who did I recruit to provoke whom......

MC Jun: At present, the difference between the two teams is 39 seconds, can Zhang Yifan bring surprises to everyone?

MC Jun: Take a break and enter an advertisement, and by the way, I will send you the suite "TheRomanceOfTheBlues" of the rock group led by Zhou Weichao, the last group of the four groups!

The song is over and you return to the studio.

Shen Jianyuan: Yifan, more than 40 seconds shouldn't be a problem.

Zhang Yifan: .............

At the moment when everyone was holding their breath and concentrating, Zhang Yifan finished his last ideological work and planted himself in the water.

MC-kun: However............

Unexpectedly, the white team just wanted to cheer for Zhang Yifan, but Zhang Yifan, who had only been in the water for 1 second, immediately came out of the water.

Subtitle:?????

Everyone: What's the situation......

Zhang Yifan: I forgot to inhale.

All:........................

MC Jun: Such a thunderous excuse, only you can think of a variety show, but no matter how good the excuse is, it can't offset your fate of accepting punishment, Slandau's variety show hanging, are you ready?

Qiao Xicheng: (Turning the punishment machine) So what is today's punishment......

And the people who stayed on the side at the moment were crazy with joy.

Zhou Weichao: It's a rare opportunity to see a host of him being punished.

The punishment machine stopped spinning, the ball fell, and Qiao Xicheng picked up the ball.

Qiao Xicheng: Open super loud stinky fart attack!

Crowd: (confused) Alas???

MC-kun: This time the punishment is for the punished team member to press the fart mechanism on the buttocks, and come to the subway, which is now the peak hour of the night shift, and let out a super loud fart sound in the quiet carriage.

Zhang Yifan: Huh?

After listening to the commentary, Zhang Yifan's face had a sense of uneasiness for the first time, but although there were thousands of expressions on his face, thinking of the show, Zhang Yifan finally began to move towards the subway station after the staff installed the props.

Staff: Is there anything you'd like to say about this punishment?

Zhang Yifan: Everyone has been saying that you are too cunning to be the host, and you don't have to accept punishment, and now it's time for me to punish.

Under covert filming (due to the special situation, all the faces in the camera have been blurred) Zhang Yifan came to the subway station and boarded a train full of office workers who got off the night shift.

Shen Jianyuan: (staring at Zhang Yifan in the camera frame) It seems that the whole carriage is quiet now, everyone seems to be tired after a busy day, Yifan, now is the time.

Through the Hidden Mike

Zhang Yifan: (whispering) Shen Jianyuan, you wait for me.

However, Zhang Yifan still came to a seat where no one was sitting, looked around again, and after making sure that no one was looking at him, he sat down.

"Poof~" There was a loud noise, it seemed that even Zhang Yifan himself didn't expect the sound to be so loud, and the passengers who were drowsy were awakened by this sudden fart sound and looked at Zhang Yifan one after another.

Qiao Xicheng: Laughed, a few people next to me laughed.

Shen Jianyuan: Oh ~ Yifan, you did a good job, do it again.

Although this is a big shame, for the sake of the effect of the show, Zhang Yifan stood up decisively and sat down again.

MC Jun: However, the naïve Zhang Yifan didn't know that our program team had prepared another prop for him.

"Poof~" was another sound, which made several passengers who tried not to laugh finally couldn't help it, and laughed out loud with a "poof".

MC-kun: But that's when the tasks of our staff began......

I saw that the staff hiding in the corner where no one saw opened a bottle and began to fan Zhang Yifan's position with a small fan.

Passenger A: Wow~ It stinks.

Passenger B: What is it!~

And at this moment, the studio has already gone crazy with laughter.

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!