November 10, 2124

This day is 1 hour before the official start of the show.

Through the camera placed in the lounge in advance, the door of the lounge was opened, and Shen Jianyuan was the first to arrive.

Maybe 10 minutes of boredom in the lounge alone, the sharp-eyed chief immediately found a large box on the table with the words "Do not move" written on it.

After several hesitations, and after looking around left and right and no one, Shen Jianyuan's hand slowly stretched out to the box and slowly grabbed the lid with curiosity.

"Poof", I didn't expect the table under the box to be hollowed out, and the staff stood up from under the table with the cake in their hands, and slapped the cake on the face of Shen Jianyuan, who was full of surprise.

The door was opened, and Zhang Yifan approached Shen Jianyuan with the film crew.

Shen Jianyuan: (chuckles) Play this again!

Zhang Yifan: But it seems to be quite interesting! Chief Executive, look at the camera and say hello to the audience in front of the TV!

Despite the resentment on his face, when a camera chased him, he smiled politely at the camera!

Shen Jianyuan: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" begins!

Unexpectedly, as soon as the chief finished speaking, the second cake in Zhang Yifan's hand slapped on his face without warning.

MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Poof" ~ The battle between Silandao and the hundred-man man has begun, and we are Zhang Yifan, the host of Silandao for ten thousand years!

Zhu Shidi: Zhu Shidi!

Zhang Yifan: Then this week's show has started again!

Zhu Shiji: It seems that the trick at the end of last week's show suddenly aroused strong comments around him.

Zhang Yifan: (The screen plays the last trick of the previous issue) I thought it should be over in the end, but I didn't expect there to be a stink bomb attack at the end, so I knelt down for the staff!

Zhu Shiji: (laughs) So let's get back to the point, let's get on the stage!

Two teams appeared.

Zhang Yifan: Today's program is a bit special, because everyone knows that the recruitment of the third phase of Slandau has been completed, so we, the first and second phase students, have to set an example on the show, and we can't let the third phase of the students say, ah? This is the words of Slandau and the 100-person battle!

Zhu Shiji: Oh~ I'm very motivated today!

Zhang Yifan: But before starting today's showdown between the two teams, I would like to read a letter from one of the third students for you, and I asked the chief manager!

Shen Jianyuan: Oh?

Zhang Yifan: (opening the letter) How do you have a good relationship with the chief after entering Slandau?

Zhu Shiji: Oh~ It's a very precautionary question!

Zhang Yifan: So the answer to this question is, Joe!

Everyone's eyes turned to the big screen behind them, and a line of words was typed:

1. Sweet words about it

2. Do what you like (ramen) and play with you

Zhu Shiji: (laughs) How does it feel like talking about pets!

The crowd laughed.

The staff pushed today's selection machine up.

Zhang Yifan: So what is today's showdown project?

After speaking, the selection machine was turned, and after the selection machine stopped, the ping pong ball rolled out of the hole.

Zhang Yifan: (picks up the ball) Who the hell is lying!

Everyone made a puzzled "sigh" sound.

Zhang Yifan: First of all, let me make a simple explanation, each side will send a person to play against each other, and each will have a staff member to inform a different keyword through the headset, but the final answer is the same, and after taking off the headset, each other should try to hide their own keywords on the basis of the other party's keywords, so as to guess the true meaning of the keywords linked.

After discussion, the succession of the two teams is as follows:

Red team: Qiao Xicheng, Gu Haosheng, Chen Lilai, Ye Ziwei

White team: Jiang Yiwei, Zhou Weichao, Zhang Yiming, Shen Jianyuan

After the grouping, Qiao Xicheng and Jiang Yiwei, who were in the first group, walked into the two sides separated by a curtain and sat down, put on headphones, and waited for the staff to tell them the keywords.

The first keyword: the red team receives the fruit, the white team receives the circle

The two who served as the first baton took off their headphones, pretended to understand, and nodded desperately at each other.

Zhang Yifan: Then the first battle, start!

Qiao Xicheng: That thing is actually very delicious and round.

Jiang Yiwei: Actually, the shape of that thing is a bit strange.

Qiao Xicheng was taken aback.

Jiang Yiwei: (Continuing to chase after victory) Actually, we often eat that thing.

Qiao Xicheng: (immediately realizes that Evie is starting to talk) Oh~ We can often eat that thing in snack bars.

Subtitler: This is the beginning of the blow......

Perhaps Qiao Xicheng's words made Evie, who originally had the answer in his heart, overturn the previous quasi-answer.

Zhang Yifan: It's time! So the two teams, do they already have the answer?

The two of the first sticks had bitter looks on their faces.

Zhu Shiji: That's what I want.

Zhang Yifan: Then, please show the title card!

Qiao Xicheng: Pineapple

Jiang Yiwei: Buns

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Evie, what reminds you of steamed buns?

Jiang Yiwei: The shape is a bit strange just now, I don't think it's possible, it should be Qiao Xicheng lying, but I think the snack bar I just mentioned should be a little possible, and when I think of my keyword, I think of steamed buns.

Subtitle: It's really a god's unfolding......

Zhu Shiji: So, Qiao Xicheng, what kind of dialogue reminds you of pineapple!

Qiao Xicheng: First of all, I think the shape is a bit weird, and with my keywords, I think I can only associate it there.

Zhu Shiji: Ah, even though that's what he said, maybe Evie is lying.

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Yiwei immediately raised his hand to signal.

Jiang Yiwei: I know, I know!

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ so fast!

Jiang Yiwei: Yuzu?

The wrong sound sounded.

Qiao Xicheng: Oh~ I know too!

Sound the right sound.

The RED team begins to celebrate!

Zhang Yifan: Amazing, can you start to associate with this?

That's how the red team went down for the first point.

The second round was reopened, but in the end, because the answer could not be guessed within the allotted time, the result was a tie.

At the beginning of the third round, at the last second of the specified time, Zhang Yiming of the white team successfully guessed the answer and scored a key point for the white team.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Today's game has also reached the match point.

Zhu Shiji: The key battle between the two teams is over!

Ye Ziwei and Shen Jianyuan, who were in charge of the final battle, looked at each other, and the flames of war were already burning in their eyes.

Zhang Yifan: Then, the last crucial battle begins!

After Zhang Yifan finished speaking, the two teams shouted out the last set of keywords of the day in the headphones, the red team: rats. White Team: Humanoid.

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Both of them are confused. Then the game begins!

MC Jun: However, at the beginning of the game, Ye Ziwei's words made the audience burst into laughter!

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Ye Ziwei: I have a lot of this at home!

Shen Jianyuan: (surprised) Ah~~!!

The audience laughed.

Shen Jianyuan: Alas??Can this thing still be raised at home?

Zhang Yifan: But maybe Ye Zi is lying.

Shen Jianyuan: This is very common in cartoons.

Ye Ziwei: Ah~ I know, I know!

Zhang Yifan: (surprised) So fast! So the answer is......

Ye Ziwei: "Little Brother of the Elf Mouse"

The wrong sound sounded.

Perhaps inspired by Ye Ziwei's answer.

Shen Jianyuan: I see! Cat and Mouse

The wrong sound sounded.

Zhu Shiji: But the guess is close.

Shen Jianyuan: "Mickey Mouse"?

Sound the right sound.

The four members of the white team cheered.

Zhang Yifan: So, today's red team punishment decision!

As he spoke, the staff pushed a turntable.

Zhang Yifan: Because our programs are becoming more and more humane, the final punishment will no longer be selected for not performing well, and it will all be left to the arrangement of fate to turn this disc.

Qiao Xicheng: (stepped forward to stop Zhang Yifan) Wait, wait, this hit rate is a bit high.

Subtitle: Qiao Xicheng's name on the disc accounts for more than half

Zhang Yifan: As a captain, do you have to be responsible?

Qiao Xicheng: Oh?!

Zhang Yifan: (whispering) When you are drawn later, you have to pretend to be surprised!

Qiao Xicheng: (whispering) I see!

Subtitles:=、= I heard it......

Zhang Yifan: So, who will be punished today?

After Zhang Yifan finished speaking, he began to rotate the turntable, and everyone was also very cooperative, staring at the turntable with their eyes, and the speed slowed down, knowing that the turntable stopped in an area.

Zhang Yifan: It's decided, it's Qiao Xicheng who will be punished today!

Qiao Xicheng: (surprised) Oh~~~~???

But I was relieved immediately.

Qiao Xicheng: I'm sick.

The audience laughed.

Zhang Yifan: So today's punishment is, "Towel, cream, stupid and stupid can't tell the difference."

Zhang Yifan: As you can see, there are two big pools in front of us now, and one of them is a snow-white towel in it, and the other one is cream, because it looks exactly the same, and Qiao Xicheng will jump into one of them later.

After listening to Zhang Yifan's speech.

Qiao Xicheng: Alas, the previous punishments were all given to themselves, but this time they punished themselves?

Zhang Yifan: Of course, in order to prevent Xiang Qiao Xicheng from daring to jump into the pool just now, we have also prepared a trick.

When everyone was puzzled, a staff member ran out behind Qiao Xicheng, holding a plate of slow white cream in his hand!

Zhang Yifan: Run, run!

Qiao Xicheng shouted Zhang Yifan, you wait for me, and under the siege of the staff, he ran closer and closer to the pool, and finally had no choice but to jump into one of them.

With a "poof", the pool splashed with white and thick cream!

Qiao Xicheng came to bleached all over his body in the pool of cream.

Zhang Yifan: (approaching the pool) Alas?~~ Is there anything you want to say?

Qiao Xicheng: The other one is also cream, right?

Zhang Yifan: The other one is a towel.

looked at Qiao Xicheng's eyes in disbelief.

Zhang Yifan: Okay, then let me try it myself.

After speaking, there was a "poof" sound, and he was planted in another pool.

Zhang Yifan: Dizzy~ No one told me that today's punishment is cream in both pools!

Choreographer: It's always everyone who punishes, and occasionally you have to balance it, and it just changed before the show started!

Zhang Yifan smiled bitterly and slapped the cream pool.

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!