December 15, 2124
MC Jun: Following the first Winter National Games in Slandau, which did not end last week, this week is the second half of the game.
MC Jun: (While speaking, play Slandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Sing to the Future You") What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!
Zhang Yifan: "Poof"~ Hello to all the viewers in front of the TV! The first Winter National Games of Slandau finally ushered in the end of the battle, which athlete can win the "crown" today, please witness with us......
Zhu Shiji (elbowed Zhang Yifan) :(laughing) It seems that someone has been in a bad mood since just now.
MC Jun: Ye Ziwei, who was in last place at the end of the show last week, seems to be a little anxious now.
Camera No. 1 took a close-up of Ye Ziwei.
I saw Ye Ziwei fall into deep thought with a bitter face.
Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Hey~ Hey, don't forget that it's a live broadcast now.
Perhaps Ye Ziwei also felt that his current expression was not allowed in the show, and immediately smiled wryly at the camera.
Zhang Yifan: Forget it.
Ye Ziwei: (annoyed) Hey~ But you made me laugh.
Zhang Yifan: So, let's start the second half of the National Games immediately!
Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: Then the first event in the second half of the battle, long jump.
Zhu Shiji: (laughs) It's good that I said that Evie didn't come today, basically the projects are aimed at his weaknesses.
Subtitle: The sorrow of short legs......
MC Jun: According to last week's ranking, the first batter is Chen Lilai.
Ready, with a serious look, run~run~jump~!
Zhang Yifan: (Running to Chen Lilai's landing site) Oh~ It seems to be a good distance.
Zhang Yifan: 2.51 meters
Everyone exclaimed.
The second stick Gu Haosheng. But just when he was ready, Zhang Yifan glanced at Gu Haosheng.
Gu Haosheng: ???
Zhang Yifan: ......
Ready, with a serious look, run~run~jump~!
Zhang Yifan: 2.37 meters, (looking at Gu Haosheng) Although the results are good, the laughing fruit (effect) that should have come out has not come out!
Perhaps it was inspired by Zhang Yifan's words, and Shen Jianyuan, who was on the third stick, suddenly had a flash of inspiration when he was preparing, and nodded thoughtfully.
The third stick is Shen Jianyuan.
Ready, serious look, run~run~run~...... It actually stopped at the starting point.
Subtitler: What's wrong?
Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shi approached.
Zhang Yifan: What's wrong, Jianyuan.
Shen Jianyuan: (holding his head) One more step down, stepping on the wrong step!
Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Although the smile is good, don't make a problem that only Chen Lilai has!
The close-up of camera No. 1 shows Chen Lilai, and Chen Lilai hesitated for 2 seconds before pointing his finger at himself, looking surprised.
The fourth baton Zhang Yiming.
Ready, with a serious look, run~run~jump~!
Zhang Yifan: (surprised) Woo~ Lai Lai's record was exceeded, 2.66 meters
Zhu Shiji: It's all monster-level that can't be seen.
The fifth stick Qiao Xicheng.
Maybe it was affected by everyone's good results before, and I began to worry about it.
Ready, with a serious look, run~run~jump~!
Zhu Shiji: Danger ~ Danger.
MC Jun: Good start, but I don't know if I'm starting to worry, Qiao Xicheng's feet in mid-air began to swing involuntarily like a bicycle. But fortunately, there was a buffer from the bunker, and the whole person was planted in the bunker. All the people rushed to the bunker.
Everyone: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter......
Seeing that the picture was still for a moment, Qiao Xicheng moved, raised his face full of sand and looked at everyone.
Subtitler: Still alive?! ……
Zhang Yifan: May I ask what happened to that action in mid-air just now? (In the lower right corner of the screen, the unknown action of Qiao Xicheng in mid-air just now is played)
Qiao Xicheng: Because I didn't skip at all, I didn't know which foot should have landed, so I got tangled in mid-air.
Zhang Yifan: (laughs) It's like something you would do.
The sixth baseman Zhou Weichao.
Ready, with a serious look, run~run~jump~!
Zhang Yifan: 2.44 meters
MC Jun: In everyone's applause, Ye Ziwei, who was the last stick, began to prepare.
Zhang Yifan: Yezi, the situation is in your favor, regardless of the two results, no matter how much you jump, as long as you don't foul, you can get off to a good start.
Maybe it's because I care too much about last week's bottom, and when I hear that I can turn the situation around, I suddenly have momentum.
Ready, with a serious look, run~run~jump~!
MC Jun: What happened to Ye Ziwei that caused the audience to burst into laughter...... More nonsense in the second half of the battle!
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Good morning and Dao An greeting bells for members of Slandau have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the third issue comes from Zhou Weichao!
Zhou Weichao: A new day has begun, let's face it with new vitality!
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Returning to the scene after the advertisement, it was the turn of the last Ye Ziwei, only to see everyone holding their breath and cheering for Ye Ziwei in their hearts!
Ready, serious look, but only 1 second... 2 seconds... 7 seconds, 8 seconds passed, and Ye Ziwei still stayed motionless.
Subtitler: What's wrong?
Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shi stepped forward with all their might.
Zhu Shiji: Ye Zi, what's wrong with you?
Ye Ziwei: Speaking of how to jump in the long jump?
Subtitler: Another sports idiot?
Zhang Yifan: (surprised) Really?
Subtitler: Result ......
Ye Ziwei: I abstain.
Staff: Alas~~~?
MC Jun: In the end, because of Ye Ziwei's abstention, the rankings are as follows:
Chen Lilai - 15 points
Zhang Yiming and Gu Haosheng - 11 points
Shen Jianyuan - 6 points
Zhou Weichao - 5 points
Qiao Xicheng - 2 points
Ye Ziwei - 0 points
Zhang Yifan: (angry and shocked) Yezi, you are really fake.
Ye Ziwei apologized again and again.
MC Jun: Although he apologized again and again, this is the truth, due to the last round of ALT+F4 Dafa, Ye Ziwei decided to punish! But before that, let's send our best wishes to Chen Lilai, who won the crown. Then Ye Ziwei, it's time to punish!!
Zhu Shiji: Punishment game, help you grow quickly!
All of them looked puzzled.
Zhang Yifan: Today we invited the owner of the XXX shop, who has been making "food" for our program, to bring the latest popular winter health soup!
After speaking, the boss personally came to Ye Ziwei's seat with the soup with the lid and put it down, and then under the curious gaze of a group of people, he opened the lid, and suddenly a smell of Xiang-like mystery began to emanate. Mixed with 30 kinds of Chinese herbs and 20 kinds of health and nourishing ingredients, the soup is limited to 50 servings per day, and the supply exceeds demand every day, and it is the most popular soup in XXX shop.
Ye Ziwei: (looking at the boss with a bitter face) Alas~~ I actually wanted to ask a long time ago, do anyone really like these things? Is there really anyone who patronizes it?
The boss nodded.
Zhang Yifan: There are surprisingly many customers, and this soup is one of the most popular soups in the season, the main effect is to relieve fatigue and enhance physical fitness, and it is a special drink soup that is very suitable for drinking in winter.
Despite the flickering of Zhang Yifan and the boss, Ye Ziwei, who had already seen other dishes, still showed a trace of fear in the face of the bowl of strange soup in front of him, but after thinking that since he lost the game, it was natural to face punishment, he picked up the bowl, tilted his head back, and began to drink.
Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Yes, yes, Yezi, how about expressing the taste to us!
Ye Ziwei just wanted to speak, but couldn't help but burp~~
The scene laughed.
Ye Ziwei: (Suddenly) Oh~! I suddenly felt a warm current flowing through my body now.
Zhang Yifan: (to the boss) Does the boss have anything to say about the efficacy?
Boss: (laughs) Normally, it's not so fast!
Subtitler: Of course......
MC Jun: Next week's "Slandau and the Hundred Battles", when the second phase of the Conservatory of Music is about to graduate, the third phase of the students began to mess in, and countless fierce news broke out, looking at the juniors of the third phase who directly won themselves, can the first and second phase students parry it?
MC Jun: At the end of this episode, I would like to send you the first team of Slandau that will be officially established, consisting of guitarist Shen Jianyuan, bassist Qiao Xicheng, keyboardist Zhou Weichao and drummer Zhang Yifan 13.13 and the song "Rhapsody in the Rain 13 Movements" in the first subsidiary album officially released after the year (1) "I am 13.", it is reported that the team does not have a captain system, 4 ensemble songs and another 4 special songs in the album once a year, when it is the turn of the elemental song, Which member is the captain who led the 13. Advance this year, and the 4 element songs of the key first year are high-pitched songs, so the captain and lead singer of the first year is served by Zhang Yifan, it is reported that among the 4 ensemble songs, Shen Jianyuan will use a female voice for the first time, what will it be like, let's have a sneak peek!
MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!
(1): Subsidiary album: The album that is added to the Slandau album and included is called the subsidiary album.