December 22, 2124

Before the program was officially recorded, the second phase of students walked to the lounge.

And just around the corner.

3… 2… 1

With the sound of "pong", the feet of the four people stuck to the board, and all the staff fell to the ground and poured their whole bodies into the prepared cream pool, and all the staff rushed to the street~

At this time, Zhang Yifan ran forward with the camera crew.

Zhang Yifan: Do you have any thoughts?

Jiang Yiwei: ("poof" squirts a stream of cream from his mouth) It tastes quite sweet.

Zhang Yifan: Let's shout out the opening remarks of today's program together.

All the second phase students: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" begins!

"Pong" again, and a huge amount of cream fell on the top.

MC Jun: (While speaking, playing Silandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Singing to the Future You") What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Poof~" The new issue of "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" has begun, and I am the host Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shidi: Zhu Shidi!

Zhang Yifan: So without further ado, let's invite today's two teams!

Red and white teams entered.

Zhang Yifan: Good evening, everyone!

Everyone: Good evening!

Zhang Yifan: (with a serious expression) But today's protagonist is not everyone.

Everyone was surprised and let out a cry of "sigh~".

Zhang Yifan: Today's protagonists are the teenagers who were born in the third phase of Slandau, please!

Accompanied by the melody, the three students entered one by one.

Wang Hao: (Leader shouts) 1... 2… 3

All members of the third phase of the students: Hello seniors of the first phase of the students!

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Woo~ It's so polite to come up, okay, let's start today's program around the third phase of the student today.

Seeing this, Ye Ziwei took a step forward.

Ye Ziwei: No... No, it feels a little wrong, our second-year students are about to graduate from the conservatory, don't we even have a word of blessing?

Zhang Yifan: All the viewers in front of this TV can see it, (stretching out his hand to point to the third student) a small and fresh feeling, (pointing to the second phase of the student) has no freshness at all.

Subtitle: Phase 2 = no novelty

The second phase of the students: we are not convinced.

Zhu Shiji: It's very imposing.

Zhang Yifan: So today's program is the second phase of Slandau and the third phase of the war. Come on!yes!~~

Third term students: yes!~~~

The second phase of the student was depressed and put on a bitter gourd face.

Subtitle: Zhang Yifan's third phase of life is bursting with love

MC Jun: Is it the third student who is below the gram, or the second student who perfectly keeps his honor.

Zhang Yifan: Speaking of which, when the audition recruitment for the third phase of students began, we were present at the first term, but I didn't expect a few familiar faces I saw at that time to stand here today, first of all, please wait, although our program does not stipulate what state everyone will be in on the show, but Wang Hao, what is the matter with you holding a basketball, do you know how to play basketball?

Wang Hao: Yes, I actually like sports very much, and my favorite thing is playing basketball.

Zhang Yifan: Then let's show us one.

Zhang Yifan: (Looking at Wang Hao's basketball show) Awesome!

Second Student: The leaves on our side are also good basketball players!

Zhang Yifan: Alas~ Yezi, you can also play basketball.

Subtitle: Installed until the wind and water

While speaking, Ye Ziwei came to a more difficult crotch dribble, but was stopped by Zhang Yifan at the moment when he turned around with the ball.

Zhang Yifan: Ye Zi, when filming a show, please don't put your butt at the audience in front of the TV.

The scene laughed.

Zhang Yifan: I remember that one of you received a letter from one of you in one episode, who is it?

Shi Wei raised his claws.

Shi Wei: Because I was a fan of Slandau before I didn't participate in the third-term student selection, and my favorite member is the chief executive, so I didn't expect to write such a letter after coming to this point today, and I want to ask how to have a good relationship with the chief executive at that time.

Zhang Yifan: I remember that it was Joe who answered this question last time, (pretending to try to recall) that is, if you have nothing to eat ramen with him, and to coax him if you have nothing to do, ah~ Just like a little pet.

Shen Jianyuan: Hey~

The scene laughed.

Zhang Yifan: Little pig, sure enough, when it comes to "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred", the first thing that comes to mind is cream.

Zhu Shiji: That's right.

Zhang Yifan: Then, the first battle of the second phase of the Slandau vs. the third phase is to lose the cream paste in Truth or Dare.

The two teams wailed, but they were divided into the second phase of the student team on the left and the third student team on the right to challenge.

Zhang Yifan: Although the third phase of the student has only not been formed for a long time, compared to outsiders, the friendship between everyone is the most real, so now the time to start blacking each other is the time to keep exposing other people's embarrassment if you want to get points, and finally judge whether it is interesting.

Ye Ziwei: I... I... I

Zhang Yifan: (pretending to be angry) It's good for the show, but as a senior, it's really not good at all.

Subtitler: The Real World......

Zhang Yifan: So, can Ye Zi's revelations be appreciated by the judges of the first term?

Ye Ziwei: (laughing wildly) It's really funny, I once went to the lecture hall, because Yi Ming was very tall, the academician asked him to sit in the back row, but I didn't expect to sit in the first row the next day, the academician asked him how he was, and he said I was afraid of heights.

Audience: ............

Zhang Yifan: So hurry up, is there anything worth breaking the news about the third term?

Only Ye Ziwei, who looked like a bitter gourd on the side, was left.

Tang Yujie: I... I... I

Zhang Yifan: There must be brave men under the heavy reward, so can you get the crucial first point for the third term of the students?

Tang Yujie: Because the courses of the conservatory of music for our third students are very late, so although we have only been in for a short time, one day because of the course in the early morning, because of the late night, we slept in the dormitory of the college, but the next day very early I heard Shi Wei call me, I thought something was wrong, he told me that Wang Hao had not come back since he went out in the middle of the night, so we were in a hurry to look for it, but finally found Wang Hao sleeping soundly on the chair outside the toilet, half-asleep and half-awake and told us that the bed in the college is really hard.

Zhang Yifan: (applauding) Okay... Good!!!

Phase 2 student: (Rage Groove MAX) Hey~ Don't take you so obviously.

Subtitles:=、=

Zhang Yifan: So in other words, it is the third student who wins the first battle, and the second student who receives the baptism of cream.

Second Degree Students: ...... (Blank)

MC Jun: After the advertisement, the second phase of the students collectively received the baptism of cream for the first time, and there was a big exclamation from the front field~~~!!

Ad:

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Good morning and Dao'an greeting bells for Slandau members have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the fourth issue comes from Qiao Xicheng!

Qiao Xicheng: Morning! Use hip-hop tones to awaken the energy of the day!

Qiao Xicheng: It's already the third time you said it's 9 o'clock, and I don't want you to say the fourth time. Rest early!

From the ad back to the scene.

Zhang Yifan: Next is the punishment time!

Ye Ziwei: I'm not convinced.

Zhang Yifan: Because our show is humane, let fate decide. There are two sealed huts, you choose one of your own, one of which will have an amazing amount of cream on top of it, and the other will have nothing to do, you decide whether it will be A or B.

Subtitler: Don't say I didn't take care of you.

Zhang Yiming: I think there may be something wrong with B.

Ye Ziwei: I think A is the problem.

Chen Lilai: On the contrary, I think there is a problem with both.

Jiang Yiwei: Anyway, it feels very strange, what should I do?

The crowd began to ponder.

Subtitler: This feels ......

Camera No. 1 switches to Shen Jianyuan.

Shen Jianyuan: This is a live broadcast, how can you continue to do so hesitation, then let me choose one, and then you can go into the other.

All staff of Slandau: Please~Please~Please!

Shen Jianyuan was petrified in an instant.

Subtitler: The old routine, the end of the mouth......

Zhang Yifan: (to Shen Jianyuan) Then choose one.

After pondering for a moment, Shen Jianyuan walked into Cabin B, and all the second-stage students entered Cabin A.

Zhang Yifan: So, in the end, is it the second phase of the whipped cream paste face or the total length of the 10,000-year shot, please......

Caption:

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With a "click", the baffle on the small roof where the second student was located opened, a huge amount of cream fell, and in an instant, everyone disappeared into the white expanse.

Zhang Yifan: (pretending to be nervous) It doesn't matter to everyone, it doesn't matter to everyone, do you want me to call for help.

Subtitler: It's not that exaggerated......

MC Jun: Because the second-term student accepted the punishment of creamy face, the third-term student got one point.

Zhang Yifan: The second battle, the red and red competition, the challenge of taste buds.

Zhu Shiji: (laughs) When I heard it, I felt that it was good for the second phase of life.

Close-up of camera No. 1 Ye Ziwei.

Zhang Yifan: (holding a can of chili powder) This is the spicy powder of the last game, and this time it was put on the stage again, maybe everyone who is born in the third period does not know the horror of this, so let the last unfortunate winner win the lottery vertically The result is that the general manager of the field will make a speech.

Shen Jianyuan: (smirks and waves) It's really not a joke, believe me, good children really don't try indiscriminately.

Zhang Yifan: The name of the second game is a multiple duel, which is very simple, it is to shout out a number, when the two sides are increasing the number, whenever they want to shout out the multiple of this number, they will be replaced by Slandao, and those who do not shout out Slandau will be out, and as the winner, you can add spicy noodles to this bowl of ramen at will, and the last losing side will eat these ramen.

Zhu Shiji: It's a test of reflexes.

Zhang Yifan: Then the showdown begins.

Zhu Shi: First multiple, 3

MC Jun: The result was unexpected, here, Wang Hao, who was born in the third period, made a serious mistake.

Wang Hao:1

Jiang Yiwei: 2

Wang Hao: 3

The lighting effect of the scene of "Tuk Tuk~" immediately flashed a striking red light, and at this time, the naïve Wang Hao didn't seem to understand that he was out.

Zhang Yifan: Because I just started the game, I didn't fit in, so the first game was not counted.

Phase 2 students: (grinning) Hey~

Zhang Yifan: ......

Subtitle: You can only kneel here, and you can't cause public anger

Because Jiang Yiwei defeated Wang Hao, he first added spicy noodles to the big bowl of ramen, perhaps in a hurry to defeat the third stage of life, but without cause, he opened two cans and poured them into the bowl, and the audience instantly resounded with a wail.

Zhang Yifan: Evie, if you lose in the end, I can't imagine that everyone will forgive you.

Jiang Yiwei: (full of confidence) I have self-confidence!

MC Jun: Maybe it was influenced by Jiang Yiwei's self-confidence, or maybe everyone was afraid of the stimulation of the terrifying red, the second battle was the second phase of the student defeated the third phase of the student, in the face of the crucial third battle, can the third phase student grasp it?

Zhang Yifan: (Lifting the bowl) As you can see, this bowl of noodles is basically no longer visible, and it is hard to imagine that you are about to accept the terrible doom, so is it the second or third students?

The third game, Chen Lilai VS Zhou Huali.

Zhu Shiji: This time the multiple is 18.

MC Jun: Contrary to everyone's expectations, the two have been persevering unto be outdone, 2 minutes... 3 minutes, until the number shouted to a terrifying 300-plus, and the result ......

Zhou Huali: 378

The lighting effect of the "Tuk Tuk" scene immediately flashed a striking red light, and with Zhou Huali's elimination, the second game, the second phase of the student won the victory.

Zhang Yifan: This is the reality, and the reality is indeed so terrifying. So, you're welcome to all of you who are in the third term, let's do the bowl~~!!

Subtitle: Feelings are not for you to eat

looked at the hesitant faces of the third phase students.

Zhang Yifan: (whispering) Maybe you can give full play to the strength of your third-term students and let the Shotman help you solve it, after all, it is his favorite pasta. (As he spoke, his little hand secretly pointed at Shen Jianyuan on the side)

Subtitler: Result ......

The third phase of the students: (running to Shen Jianyuan with their respective bowls and feeling affectionate) Chief Chief!!

Shen Jianyuan's face immediately petrified again.

Zhang Yifan: Looking at such a lovely junior, as a representative of the whole team, let's sacrifice.

Shen Jianyuan: (smiling bitterly) You wait for me.

Although he complained, in order to live up to the expectations of the third student, the chief still picked up one of the bowls and put a chopstick into his mouth without hesitation.

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Shen Jianyuan: Water ~~~~~~

Zhang Yifan: (Pretending to look around for water, and immediately picking up something and sending it to Shen Jianyuan) Give~~

Shen Jianyuan poured it into his mouth without hesitation.

Subtitle: The double stimulation of spicy powder!

Shen Jianyuan hit the street again~~~ and lay down horizontally!

MC Jun: This week's duel between the second and third students reached a draw, and in the second half of next week's decisive battle, in the end, the final winner will be the second or third students, please wait and see!

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!