Chapter 51: A joke that can't be messed up

Li Jiaming and they are on vacation, and high school students are also on vacation, in addition to the eldest brother and second brother who want to make up classes, the third brother and the fourth brother came back first, and the two of them waited for the car to stop and called the uncle who was drying the braised meat in the valley.

The little sister who was making rice crackers (spherical fried food made of rice, glutinous rice, and sweet potato flour) heard the sound of the car, and immediately threw away the rice flour ball in her hand and rushed out, seeing that her father did not come back and walked back disappointed, but she heard the voice of the fourth brother and the third brother calling her, and pounced on it with a smile, dragging them to taste her masterpiece.

"Fourth brother, third brother, you eat rice crackers, put bee candy, it's delicious!"

The fourth brother and the third brother, who had just finished washing their hands, bit the strange-shaped rice crackers on the chopsticks of the little sister and the full sister, and praised while eating: "Well, it's delicious, did you make it yourself?"

"Of course, third brother, you eat duck. ”

"Fourth brother, you eat rabbits. ”

Jin Mei also skewered two with chopsticks, and proudly said: "Fourth brother, third brother, this is the cat I made." ”

"Well, delicious, thank you".

As the family became wealthy, the fourth and third brothers, who were usually cold, also began to have a temperature, and began to make love with their cousins. Li Jiaming came out from the kitchen with a dustpan of freshly fried rice crackers, and was happy when he saw these two brothers, "What about the eldest brother and second brother?"

"Oh, they still have to make up for it, and they won't be back until twenty-eight. ”

Pouring the fried rice crackers into a clean rice basket, Li Jiaming also came to rub the rice crackers, and by the way, he cared about the eldest brother and the second brother's learning peerless cultivation system. The family is now wealthy, and if there are two more full-fledged college students next year, the Li family in Yinzitan Huangniping will be even more famous.

"Well, it's good, the eldest brother has advanced to the twentieth place in the whole grade this time, and the second brother is seventeenth. Judging from the situation in the past two years, there is no big problem in taking the examination for the Normal University and the Medical School. ”

That's good, that's good, Li Jiaming happily encouraged these little guys who were making trouble: "Did you hear that the eldest brother and second brother can be admitted to college, you also have to work hard!"

"I'm going to Peking to go to college!"

"I'm going to Shanghai!"

Jin Mei and Little Sister took the lead, and the delicate Man Mei immediately raised her hand and said, "Fifth brother, I want to study abroad!"

The second aunt, who was rubbing the rice crackers, knocked on the head of this unbelievable full girl, and teased: "Cowskin ghost! If you can go to the provincial city to study in college like Da Yan and Erling, I will burn high incense!"

"Hmph, I'm going to study abroad!"

Ambitious, Li Jiaming smiled and said: "Sister Man, work hard! As long as you can pass the exam, the fifth brother will send you to study abroad!"

Li Jiaming is a god in the eyes of these little guys, and the man sister, who was unhappy just now, immediately became triumphant, "Yes, the fifth brother said that I can go to study abroad!"

The little sister, who was already as cheerful as a normal child, and even more skinny, immediately shouted: "Then I'll go too! Brother, I'll go too!"

"Okay, my brother works hard to make money, and he will definitely send you to study abroad! Jin Mei, Gui Mei, what about you?"

Jin Mei is more than eight years old this year, she is no thicker than the two sisters, she shook her head and said: "I want to be a teacher, I will go to Peking to study at the best normal university in the future, not to study abroad." ”

Gui Mei is older, and she can't be coaxed, "I want to be a doctor, like Mrs. Chen!"

"Well, they all have ambitions!"

Li Jiaming praised again, and the aunts also looked at these girls happily and laughed, of course, Mao Tong and the thin dog were also laughing. Their sports results are very good, as long as their grades can keep up, they will be able to take the physical education department of Normal University in the future.

Especially Mao Tong, who participated in the basketball team organized by the township during this year's National Day, competed with the teacher team in the county, and won the favor of the two professional physical education teachers for his outstanding height and technique. The two young teachers who graduated from the physical education major of the Normal University, after the ball game, took Mao Tong to the test, and tried their best to persuade the county principal Li that as long as he could pass every subject in the high school entrance examination, he could be specially recruited into the county for special training. The physical education teacher in the county is no better than Li Jiaming, who is half a bucket of water, and he is also trained in this way to boast about Haikou in front of Li Chuanzong's brothers, just with Mao Tong's height and physique, as long as he works a little hard in three years of high school, it is a sure thing to take the physical education major!

It's all a great thing, everyone laughed for a while, and the hearty Aunt Hongying saw that Cousin Li Jiaming was diligent, good-looking, and good-looking, and suddenly smacked her tongue and said: "Tsk, Honghong is getting more and more beautiful." ”

My cousin is shy, and when she praised her, she blushed, and Aunt Hongying even quipped: "Honghong, did you say that no one else? What do you think of our soldiers? The soldiers stammered a little, but they looked like a talent, their personalities were as good as yours, and they could drive." ”

Teng, my cousin was just red-faced just now, and now her face is so red that she is about to drip blood, but the second aunt next to her also joked: "Honghong, it doesn't matter if your cousin didn't make money before, you are such a neat (beautiful) girl, it's too much of a loss to marry." Now Uncle Chuan will make money, and the military will pay more than 1,000 yuan a month, and he won't lose money if he marries!"

"That's it, you used to be classmates, right? Don't you know the temperament of a soldier? Don't eat cigarettes, don't eat alcohol, don't play money, and are honest, tsk, where can you find such a guy?"

The two aunts laughed and didn't allow her to leave, and the cousin with a hot face couldn't leave, so she had to lower her head and rub the rice crackers to put the porcelain of the ostrich rebirth to run. While he was talking and laughing, Uncle Li Jiaming, who had already marinated the meat, and his second uncle came in and put a large wooden basin of meat on the prepared table of the Eight Immortals, so as not to be eaten by the dog when he was not paying attention.

"Chengwan, do you want to give us the army?"

This is also a joke with the juniors, how can Uncle Li Jiaming, who came to help kill the pigs, take it seriously, opened his mouth and said: "Yes, the bride price is 10,000 yuan, and a house in Yuanzhou!"

"Cut, what are you marrying a daughter?

has been an old relative for more than ten years, and the joking You Chengwan took the cigarette from the second uncle and retorted: "Nonsense (nonsense), the bride price is set as a dowry, and they live in the house by themselves, and I am still selling my daughter?"

Money is a person's confidence, Aunt Hongying really likes this cousin and niece with a gentle personality, not to mention that it is just a joke, and she also scolded with a smile: "Chengwan, don't look down on people, if our ancestors are brutal and take tens of thousands of yuan out, will you really marry? Honghong goes to be a worker, and earns three or four hundred yuan a month, but our military is more than a thousand yuan a month!"

This joke can no longer be made, his daughter is eating the national grain, and she is about to go to the city to work as a worker, how can she still marry a wage earner? You Chengwan doesn't know how profitable they are in opening a decoration shop in the county, but Chuanmeng and Chuanmin are scary with their money during this time, and the motorcycle of more than 5,000 yuan said that they would buy it, and hurriedly admitted defeat and said: "Hongying, don't force me, it's not as good as before, and the children are in charge of their own affairs." ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart, and Li Jiaming, who is listening on the sidelines, is a person with a heart.

My cousin is too soft and good-looking, and when he goes to Yuanzhou to work as a worker, what he is most worried about is being deceived. Although he could go and beg Teacher Zhong to let her brothers and sisters watch it, after all, what if he fell for those flamboyant bastards?

Yuanzhou is not a place like Dongguan, where there are more women and fewer men, and beautiful girls are very sought-after. At the age of ten*, if someone deliberately pleases her, it will be difficult for Sister Hong not to be deceived. Brother Junyan is handsome, even in a big city, it is rare for him to be so handsome, and what is even more rare is that he has a good temperament. If Sister Hong can be with him, then everyone is really relieved.

Love is to find the person you like, and marriage is to find the right person, the right person.

Hey, I just don't know if Brother Jun, has he found a girlfriend outside? A handsome offspring like him, even if he stammers a little, I'm afraid he is the object of many girls' pursuits, right?

Thinking of this, Li Jiaming shouted at Aunt Cha Ju in the kitchen: "Aunt Cha Ju, Aunt Hongying has told Brother Junyan that she is a matchmaker, do you want to come and listen?"

The son will be twenty years old after the New Year, but he doesn't even dare to talk to the girl outside, Aunt Cha Ju, who was worried about this matter, heard this, threw down the tongs in her hand and ran out, and asked her sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, have you found a suitable one?"

This matter really can't be joked anymore, Aunt Hongying hurriedly explained: "Don't listen to Jiaming's nonsense, I'm just joking with Honghong." She is going to Yuanzhou to work as a worker, how can she marry in the mountains?"

This is impossible, one eats the grain of the country and will be from the city in the future, and the other eats the grain of the countryside and will come back to work in the fields in the future. Aunt Cha Ju sighed in disappointment and continued to go back to the kitchen to fry rice crackers with Aunt Lianxiang.

But Li Jiaming has the bottom in his heart, Brother Junyan usually messes with Sister Lan, and Sister Lan didn't tell Aunt Cha Ju that he found a girlfriend, that is, he didn't find a girlfriend. When my father and them come back tomorrow, I will go to Sister Lan and say, whether they can look at each other or not, we will make a match for a while.