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Subtitle: On March 22, after the recording of "Give It to Slandau", all the staff did not delay, and immediately rushed to the recording site of a certain program, which is now late at 22:00 at night after the end of the recording.

Narrator: In order not to affect the recording of the next day's "Battle of the 100 Men on Silan Island", the staff will temporarily arrange to stay in the nearest hotel after discussion. I thought that the first time the big boys stayed together, there would be a lot to say, but the actual situation was......

(Hidden camera in the room):(~『~)~zZ......

Narrator: After a day of rushing, everyone has already fallen asleep.

Subtitler: 06:45 the next morning

Through the camera that was already on standby outside the room, Zhang Yifan and Qiao Xicheng slowly emerged from below and appeared in the camera.

Zhang Yifan (softly): Everyone, good morning!

Qiao Xicheng (softly): Good morning!

Then he pretended to look at his watch.

Zhang Yifan (glanced at the rooms of the members around him): It's almost 7 o'clock, and it seems that the lazy pigs in the room don't plan to get up yet.

Qiao Xicheng (softly): The second and third students are very free!

Zhang Yifan (softly): So...... (Bad laughs) The appetizer of "Slan Island and the Battle of the Hundred", the members get up and start the trick!

Narrator: I have confirmed with the front desk of the hotel in advance, and obtained the key of the administrator.

With a sound of "drip~", Yi Fan opened the room of the members of Slandau with the administrator key, and then made a soft gesture to the film crew behind him and prepared to sneak in.

Narrator: But at this moment......

"Bang~"

The camera carried by the cameraman accidentally hit the door frame and made a collision sound, Zhang Yifan laughed helplessly, but after confirming that the inside was not awakened by the loud noise, everyone continued to walk inside......

Zhang Yifan (softly): It feels so dark......

Qiao Xicheng (softly): You're wearing sunglasses.

Zhang Yifan tried to hold back a laugh and took off his sunglasses.

As he spoke, he came to the main room.

Zhang Yifan (softly): Very good sleep.

At this time, the naughty Zhang Yifan took out his mobile phone.

Narrator: First of all, it's a rare photo shoot without makeup.

Narrator: Now it's the highlight, get up and play tricks, and begin!

Zhang Yifan took the large balloon snorkel handed over by the staff, put it at the head of the bed where the four people were sleeping, and after confirming with the staff 321, the gas began to pour into the balloon, perhaps because of the huge sound of the hair dryer......

Zhang Yifan (back to normal tone): Alas~10 seconds, temporary surprise inspection, wrong answer, the balloon on your head exploded!

Total: (⊙0⊙)

Zhang Yifan (handing the microphone to Wang Hao): Please name the three songs in Slandau's first single!

Obviously, everyone had just woken up from their sleep and still hadn't recovered a little.

Wang Hao (confused): Three songs? (start to seize 10 seconds) Alas...... "Dream Distance", "S Legend", "First Day"

Narrator: After answering, I thought it had been more than 10 seconds, but the hair dryer stopped.

Qiao Xicheng (holding the stopwatch in his hand to the camera): 7.54 seconds.

The confused crowd breathed a sigh of relief and fell on the bed.

Narrator: However, apparently the novices have not yet caught up with the rhythm of our show......

Just as everyone was relaxing, the hair dryer began to deliver more power than before.

Before everyone could react......

"Bang~", the balloon exploded, but what I didn't expect was ......

Wang Hao (fully awake): Is there water in the balloon?

Looking at a group of people who are falling into the soup.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Shout out the opening of our program today!

Everyone: "Slan Island vs. the Hundred Battles" begins!

Without warning, there was another "bang~", and the second balloon that the choreographer tricked everyone exploded, and this time everyone was scared and laughed.

MC Jun: (While speaking, playing Silandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Singing to the Future You") What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Puff~" "Silan Island and the Battle of 100 People" has begun, I am Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shi's exhaustion of the humanoid poster (with subtitles): I am Zhu Shidi!

The crew pushes the selector onto the stage.

Zhang Yifan: So, what is the event of today's game between the red and white teams......

Zhang Yifan turned the selection machine, the ball fell, and Zhang Yifan picked up the ball......

Zhang Yifan: The event of today's competition between the two teams is a physical showdown!

Everyone was puzzled.

Zhang Yifan: Because of the SH Spring Festival Marathon in April, Wang Hao and Hua Zi will also participate, and at the same time, for everyone, because it is a dance rehearsal and a concert, the physical requirements are very large, so we will start such a physical showdown today, the never-ending "Legend of S"!

Narrator: Physical fitness is the life of the entertainment industry, so in today's red-and-white showdown, we specially selected the most popular and most intense dance song "Legend of S" among the many songs of Slandau The chorus part, at the same time according to the requirements to complete the modeling with modeling soil, as long as the modeling is not completed, the dance can not stop, because to complete the modeling homework, so the movements of the hands can be discarded, but as long as the members of the dance dance is not in place, even if the out, the last member of the most party wins, and at the same time wins the title of the king of physical fitness! So, does the teacher have anything to say to all the Slandau............?

Neon Teacher (a murderous aura): If someone jumps out to discredit the dance of "Legend of S", I will unceremoniously let him out!

Everyone couldn't help but stroke their own cold hairs.

Narrator: Gambling on the dignity of the physical showdown that must never be out, all three members of the red and white teams are dispatched.

Everyone was ready, and at this time, Zhang Yifan threw the stalk of the last episode of the show to the red team Zhou Weichao.

Zhang Yifan: What is Wei Chao's weight now?

Zhou Weichao (smirked helplessly): I think there should be no problem!

Then......

Qiao Xicheng: Yifan, the distance between you and everyone seems to be a bit big.

Neon-sensei (laughs): His range of movements is too large, so for everyone's safety, I still want him to stay away from everyone.

The audience laughed.

Narrator: So, the never-ending "Legend of S" physical showdown has officially begun!

With the end of the voice-teller's voice, the melody of "Legend of S" began to sound, and everyone began to dance for the first time.

At the end of the first pass, just when everyone felt relaxed, the speed of the second pass was much faster than the first pass, and at the same time, it was ......

Narrator: Please use the modeling diagram to pinch any kind of pet......

After hearing the request, everyone immediately reacted by taking out the modeling soil from the bag tied to their crotch and starting to styling.

Zhang Yifan (complaining): I'd rather jump more than a dozen times, the styling requirements are a bit high.

Laugh.

Immediately entered the third pass, and the speed increased again.

Teacher Neon (laughs): Doesn't it matter to everyone? I feel that Yifan is a little out of breath.

Zhang Yifan (roaring and the picture with large subtitles): I'm so tired~~~

Laugh.

Narrator: But despite the fact that they are tired, everyone's uncomfortable spirit still ushered in the sixth time, what will happen to the final battle......

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Notice: In order to complete the leap of their own body and mind, Wang Hao and Hua Zi will also participate in the Spring Festival 40-kilometer marathon next month! So will the last two be able to defeat themselves? Let's wait and see.

The first short drama of Slandau has begun to be officially planned, and it is expected to be published in the program every week, please look forward to it!

Back to the show.

Narrator: Because of the gradually increasing pace, Zhang Yifan, who had already begun to be a little messy at this time, suddenly made a force in his hand and threw out half of the modeling soil.

The audience laughed.

Zhang Yifan (gasping and laughing): Alas, what should I do, the modeling soil flew out.

Neon Teacher: You can't stop dancing!

Freeze frame.

Narrator: No one expected that because of Mr. Neon's words, the variety show leader who refused to admit defeat did something that made the audience laugh.

With a left-footed kick, Zhang Yifan's right foot was supported and began to jump in the direction where the modeling soil flew out.

The audience laughed like crazy.

In the end, to the surprise of all the people present, with a turning movement, he deftly picked up the modeling soil on the ground.

Subtitle: Flexible Fat Man......

Narrator: The chorus part of "Legend of S" has come to the eighth time, and the styling in everyone's hands is almost complete, but at this time, the first person who is out of the game also appeared.

Neon Teacher (laughs): Wei Chao's feet seem to have become heavier, and Wei Chao feels a little bad.

Zhou Weichao persevered for a while......

Neon Teacher: Zhou Weichao is out.

Narrator: What's next......

Tang Yujie (gasping): My styling is complete!

Neon-sensei (laughs): I can't tell what kind of animal it is at all, so go on~!

Tang Yujie: Alas~~~~

Narrator: Next, members who can't keep up with the rhythm appear one after another......

Neon Teacher: Tang Yujie is out...... Qiao Xicheng is out......

Narrator: Who can make it to the end?

Subtitler: Enter the tenth time.

Neon Teacher (laughs): Yifan, the expression is very bad, is it okay?

Subtitle Jun: The variety show in charge of the instant petrification of facial expressions.

Neon-sensei (laughs): I feel like something will happen if I don't have a champion anymore.

Subtitle: Everyone who has already danced stupidly.

Subtitler: Fourteenth time.

Neon teacher: Zhang Yifan is out!

Zhang Yifan (panting and sitting on the ground complaining): Relief in disguise.

Laugh.

Narrator: I'm about to enter the showdown between the two seeded players, who will win in the end?

Subtitle:After the seventeenth time......

"Ding Ding Ding Ding~~"

Neon Teacher (applause): The duel is over, and the two survived to the end! I really didn't expect to be able to pull in seventeen times, congratulations!

Wang Hao and Hua Zi, who survived to the end, also gasped and hugged each other to celebrate each other.

Subtitle: Hey, hey~ You're a rival team......

Zhang Yifan (continues to gasp): So in other words, the result of today's game, a tie!

Narrator: Because both teams are so pitiful, the punishment part of this episode has been temporarily canceled.

Teacher Neon (applause): Everyone has worked very hard.

At this time, I received a big-character poster from the director.

Zhang Yifan (looked at the posters under the audience and began to complain): Laughing? Isn't it enough to laugh when all the staff look kneeling? (serious) I also obeyed you and came up with an episode like today's.

The audience laughed.

Narrator: So, at the end of the show, what do you want to say about today's physical showdown, the two winners who persevered to the end?

Wang Hao (gasping): I am very happy to persevere to the end, and I hope that I can also run my own good results in the marathon next month and break through my limits.

Narrator: So, what does Zhang Yifan have to say?

Camera close-up.

Zhang Yifan (looking at the camera and shaking his hand desperately): I don't want to dance "Legend of S" again for at least 3 months.

Everyone around him nodded in approval.

At this time......

Director: The show is over, everyone is happy!

Applause.

Choreographer: So, the last song link of today's show is "Legend of S"!

All the staff (one by one angrily ran to the choreographer under the stage): Hey, hey~~~!!

The staff in the audience laughed.

Narrator: At the end of the program, we will present you with the studio version of the song "The Sun Will Rise Again", which was not included in the single, please enjoy!

Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!