Before the show starts, the backstage lounge:

"Knock knock~"

The choreographer pushed the door into the Slandau lounge, and all the staff stood up and looked at the choreographer in confusion, but they still greeted politely.

Choreographer: Yi Fan!

Zhang Yifan (I don't know what the situation is): Yes!?

After the choreographer finished speaking, he took out the fart machine that Slandau often appeared from behind him.

Choreographer (handing the fart machine to Zhang Yifan as he spoke): Because many members will be returning to school from today, (pause for a moment) The laughter will be handed over to you......

Zhang Yifan (a smiling face pointed at himself): Me?

However, despite the helplessness on his face, the variety show director of Slandau quickly thought of the material.

Zhang Yifan (walks to the member): Then, Wei Chao and Wang Hao, please take a seat!

The two looked at each other and sat down without thinking too much.

Zhang Yifan: Sure enough, it's still too easy for you. Next, do as I say, raise your hands, and slowly stand up.

The two of them didn't think much of it, just as their legs were about to straighten......

Zhang Yifan: Stop~!

said that it was too late, and immediately put the fart machine brought by the choreographer on the seat of the two.

The picture shows two people with expressions: ╯_╰

Wang Hao: My legs are so tired......

Zhang Yifan: Next, it depends on what jokes you can deduce......

As a result, before Zhang Yifan's voice fell, Zhou Weichao couldn't support it, and everyone thought that they would hear the sound of "poof~......

“pong~”

All (surprised): What's the situation?

Zhou Weichao looked into his chair......

Zhang Yifan (laughing): The fart machine was actually blown up......

At this time, Wang Hao on the side could no longer support it, and his legs finally softened in the laughter of everyone and sat on his chair.

"Poof~"

Zhang Yifan: This is the development that should be!

Wang Hao: 52KG

Zhang Yifan: How much does Wei Chao wei?

Zhou Weichao (seems to see something): 55KG

Zhang Yifan: But how tall is Wang Hao?

Wang Hao (who also seems to know): 179.

At this time, Zhou Weichao already understood, and shyly turned his head over and laughed.

Zhang Yifan: ......

Zhou Weichao: 175.

Subtitler: So it's a matter of course to say that it exploded.

All the staff ran to the camera:

Zhang Yifan: "Slan Island and the Battle of 100 People" has begun!

All staff: yes~~!

In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Silandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Puff~~" Good evening, everyone in front of the TV! I'm Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shi's exhaustion of the humanoid poster (with subtitles): I am Zhu Shidi!

Zhang Yifan (smiling at Zhu Shi's humanoid poster): I feel that there is no sense of disobedience.

Zhu Shi exhausted the humanoid poster with teary eyes.

Laughter on the spot.

Zhang Yifan: As you know, starting this week, the program team will start a period of temporary rectification, and only 6 members of Slandau will appear, (facing the choreographer and director in a soft voice) Is the choreographer confident that the ratings will not drop?

The director of the close-up of the first camera shook his head helplessly.

Zhang Yifan: In short, with a sense of engagement that is no different from the previous show, we will continue to bring laughter to the audience!

Narrator: Due to the special circumstances this time, the red and white teams were temporarily drawn, and the two teams were grouped as follows:

Red team: Qiao Xicheng (captain), Zhou Weichao, Hua Ziyi

White team: Zhang Yifan (captain), Wang Hao, Tang Yujie

Zhang Yifan (looking at Zhou Weichao): Thanks to the part before the start of the program, I now have the project of today's two teams competition.

The audience, including myself, laughed.

Subtitle: Weight has properly become black history

Zhang Yifan: So, what is the project of today's game between the two teams?

Zhang Yifan (pretending to nod): Today's project is...... Mud puddle tug-of-war!

Subtitler: ⊙_⊙‖∣ This is okay?!

Switch to Studio 2:

Narrator: The rules of the game, each of the two teams sends a member to tug of war at both ends of the mud pit, and the remaining members of the other two teams start to answer the questions, and the one who answers correctly can choose the right to add materials to the mud pit, which team will enter the pit in the end......?

Qiao Xicheng: When it comes to tug-of-war, our side is Wei Chao!

RED laughs.

Wang Hao: We decided to be Zhang Yifan's senior!

Zhang Yifan ran to the camera and made a confident gesture, and then returned to the team, but he didn't expect the sound engineer to start selling cute.

Sound effect (the sound of the monster walking): Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock......

Zhang Yifan (wry smile): I haven't reached that tonnage yet.

The audience laughed.

The two teams put on their respective team's color vests, and the red team Zhou Weichao and the white team Zhang Yifan, who were in charge of the tug-of-war, were in place.

The competition officially begins:

Narrator: The two teams are starting to take their places......

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Narrator: The first question, look at the picture question! A 3D three-dimensional Chinese character will appear on the big screen, please guess what the character is according to the appearance!

At the same time, the first 3D word appeared on the big screen, and I saw that all the staff were constricted eyebrows, and they almost didn't lie in front of the big screen...... However, it was at this time......

Hua Zi of the "Ding Dong" red team also took the lead in pressing the answering machine.

Hua Ziyi: About!

Sound Effect: Toot ~ ~

Hua Ziyi: No, I think it must be right.

It was at this time......

Tang Yujie of the "Ding Dong" white team pressed the answering machine.

Tang Yujie: Recognize!

Sound Effect: Ding Dong~~!

The white team cheered for their first victory, and the red team looked incredulous.

Narrator: The white team is the first to get one point and has the right to choose one of the 1~6 or 6 boxes above the mud pit.

After the white team deliberates......

White Team: No. 3!

Narrator: So, what will the 3rd do?

Everyone waited with bated breath......

With a "pop~", box No. 3 opened, and a huge amount of durian juice was poured into the mud pit.

The two teams were still surprised......

Zhang Yifan (covering his nose): It's really not that you are on the edge of durian juice, hurry up and ask the second question.

Narrator: What will happen to the second question? What will appear in the second open box that makes everyone's eyes widen? The advertisement is very short, and we will be back soon!

Ad:

In order to give back to all the members who support the Slandao, the Slandau fans who buy the handicrafts of the Slandau members are now sent an electronic clock with the time of the members!

Shen Jianyuan: It's 06:00! Maybe it's time for you to get ready to get up!

Jiang Yiwei: 11:00! No matter how busy you are, you should rest, and only when you are full of food can you have the energy to face the challenges of the afternoon!

Qiao Xicheng: If you are free at 12:00, don't you feel very comfortable taking a short break!?

Zhang Yifan: Let's meet at 19:00 for the daily news time!

Wang Hao: It's time to turn off the lights at 22:00!

Back to show:

Narrator: The second question, look at the picture question! Each team will have a shuffled Rubik's Cube in front of them, and each side will be printed with a scrambled star picture, a total of 6 people, and the team with the most guesses wins!

At the sound of an order, the game began, and the two teams couldn't wait to remove the cover covering the Rubik's Cube.

Narrator: At this time, Wang Hao of the white team showed us his astonishing side......

I saw that the two members of the red team were spinning the Rubik's Cube with their heads buried in their heads.

Only 23 seconds passed......

"Ding Dong~"

Wang Hao (showing the finished product in front of the camera): It's done!

Narrator: Name the celebrity!

Because the picture of the 6 people was completely transferred to the correct position, the name of the star was obviously difficult for the white team, because of Wang Hao's unexpected talent, the white team scored a point.

Narrator: The white team gets the second round option!

Zhang Yifan: One of the remaining five is empty, although I don't know who will enter the pit in the final tug-of-war, but still (hesitate for a moment)...... Check the empty one!

Subtitler: Scared?

After the two deliberated......

White Team: Number 4!

Narrator: So, what will the 4th do?

Everyone waited with bated breath......

With a "pop~", box No. 4 opened, and a huge amount of cream was poured into the mud pit.

Everyone looked at the current situation in the mud pit, and all of them stretched their faces.

Narrator: The last question of the third question, look at the picture question! A small dot will appear on the big black screen, and the small dot will be part of the face, and the longer the time, the small dot will gradually get bigger, and the team that can guess the person behind the black screen the fastest wins!

Zhang Yifan (complaining): Teacher XXX (narrator): You really like to look at picture titles.

Camera No. 2 close-up of XXX teacher's smiling face.

At the beginning of the game, because it was a key match point, this time both teams used full energy.

Small dots began to appear on the big screen, and the dots were wandering around irregularly......

"Dingdong~Dingdong......"

RED Team: XXX Teacher!

Sound effect: "Dood~"

White Team: Teacher XXX?

Sound effect: "Dood~"

Both teams were unsuccessful in the first guess, and both teams began to adopt the strategy of waiting for the dots to get bigger and see more clearly.

Then......

"Dingdong~Dingdong......"

Qiao Xicheng: XXX.XXX

Sound effect: "Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ......"

All surprised: foreigners!

The black part of the large screen is all removed, and all the portraits appear, which is XXX.XXX for foreign singers.

Narrator: Congratulations to the RED team for winning the final round of selection!

This time, the three of them discussed it together......

RED: Number 6!

Narrator: So what will appear in box 6?

"Bang~", box No. 6 opened, but to everyone's surprise, nothing fell, just when everyone thought that the empty box was drawn......

Chocolate liquor falls from chest 6, and the mud puddle turns into a sea of chocolate.

Narrator: So, the key answer box is over, and the final tug-of-war is ready to begin!

looked at Zhang Yifan and Zhou Weichao with helpless faces.

Qiao Xicheng (comforting): Because of the chocolate syrup cover that appeared at the end, there should be no taste of durian by now.

Zhang Yifan approached the mud pit and sniffed it, and immediately ran back and covered his nose...... But because he was in too much of a hurry, he ran out of the original position, and for a while the rope tied to the waists of the two began to tighten, and gradually Zhou Weichao was driven, grabbed the rope and began to exert force.

Subtitle: Hey, hey~ I haven't shouted to start yet...... What two people who are self-paced

Despite Zhang Yifan's sudden strength, Zhou Weichao, who did not show weakness, pulled back the lost distance, relying on the will of the two, back and forth, and did a tug-of-war with difficulty.

But......

Zhou Weichao suddenly exerted his strength, and Zhang Yifan, who had no strength, was finally exhausted and fell into the mud pit.

Subtitle: In front of the TV, Zhang Yifan's fans must not miss the first time that the variety show is in charge of entering and leaving the bath......

Qiao Xicheng (laughs): It is worthy of Yifan, it is very beautiful to fall!

Zhang Yifan tentatively poked his head out of the mixed mud.

Subtitler: Who are you?

Qiao Xicheng (running forward with a face to interview): Do you have any feelings?

Zhang Yifan (silence for a moment): It stinks!

The audience laughed.

Narrator: As a fetter for the first term, Qiao Xicheng at this time extended a helping hand to Zhang Yifan in the mud pit.

But Zhang Yifan, who was holding Qiao Xicheng's hand tightly, suddenly exerted his strength.

Qiao Xicheng (regretted no way): You come up for me.

At last......

With a "poof~", Zhang Yifan pulled Qiao Xicheng into the mud pit.

Subtitle: Broken Bonds......

Just as Qiao Xicheng was about to complain, Zhang Yifan hugged Qiao Xicheng.

Zhang Yifan: It's me who is not good.

Qiao Xicheng: No, no, no~ I deserve to be tricked by such an obvious stalk.

After speaking, the two hugged each other and comforted each other.

Subtitle: Two people with an unusual relationship......

At this time............

With a "pop~", all the remaining boxes were opened, and a huge amount of flour was dumped into the mud pit.

After a fog......

Subtitle: It's become two statues!?

The audience laughed.

Narrator: At the end of the program, we will present you with the studio version of the song "The Guide of Tears and Sweat", which was not included in the album, please enjoy!

Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!