Chapter 4: Friends with Broken Sleeves

The system alerts: "The host has a linguistic talent and can actively learn the local language. ”

Xiao Senhan couldn't help but scolded: "Garbage system, you crawl away for Lao Tzu!"

"Brother Tai, in Su Shi, Xia Meizhou, is there a CD Mansion ahead?" A young student wearing a cyan robe, a black tripod-shaped hat, and a basket made of bamboo, about twenty or so.

"Su, your mother!" Xiao Senhan scolded. Suddenly remembering why this name is so familiar, he kept asking, "What did you just say your name?"

"In Su Shi, Xiameizhou, Zizhan came to CD Mansion to participate in the provincial test with his father Su Xun and younger brother Su Zhe this time, but he was separated from them on the way. ”

Su Shi kept looking at Xiao Senhan, and when he saw Xiao Senhan's strange behavior and unusual clothes, he thought: "This is the person from the provincial capital? Although my father has been to the provincial capital several times and has not talked to me about this matter, this is the gap between the provincial capital and the provincial capital!"

Xiao Senhan's jaw almost fell to the ground in surprise, and he shouted incoherently: "I know you!"

Su Shi looked dazed and asked, "When and where did Brother Tai see me?"

At this moment, Xiao Senhan happened to meet a celebrity in history, as excited as meeting a star in reality, and said: "Aren't you Su Dongpo? I also know that you are one of the three Sus, I remember that I have seen you in the history books, haha!"

Su Dongpo pondered and asked softly, "What do you mean by Sansu?

When Su Dongpo asked Xiao Senhan like this, he knew that he had missed his mouth, and quickly explained: "Sansu is your father, you, and your brother, and the three of you together are called Sansu." This history book is the old name of my family's place, and it's normal that you haven't heard of it. ”

Su Dongpo looked embarrassed and said, "Brother Tai is really funny when he speaks. But it's also appropriate to describe the relationship between my father and my brother in this way, dare to ask my brother's name?"

Xiao Senhan thought about it, learned Su Dongpo's student demeanor, and said: "Under Xiao Ming, the word Senhan." ”

"Brother Sen Han is polite. Su Dongpo respectfully raised his hand to salute, and Xiao Senhan learned his movements to return the salute.

Su Shi judged from Xiao Senhan's actions that this person must also be a scholar, so he asked, "Dare to ask which college does Brother Senhan study at?"

Xiao Senhan was a little difficult, he was determined to make friends with Su Dongpo, at least to get an article of his Mobao, and said: "School of Social Sciences, the old man won't let me wait for his name to be mentioned, so that Brother Dongpo will laugh!"

Su Shi had a yearning expression on his face, and said, "It's Dongpo who is presumptuous, presumably your master must be a master." ”

Xiao Senhan saw that Su Shi completely believed what he said, and said confidently: "Of course! By the way, I remembered that the Dongpo elbow made by your family is the most delicious, do you bring it with you?"

Su Dongpo's face turned red instantly, and Xiao Senhan suddenly remembered that this Dongpo elbow was her wife's specialty dish after Su Dongpo became famous. He was still a virgin at this time, and his wife didn't know where or where he knew what Dongpo's elbow was.

Xiao Senhan explained with a smile: "Brother Dongpo just made a joke with you. I'm like seeing you like ever, why don't I take you into the city, how about we have a drink and talk?"

Su Dongpo tidied up his robe and arched his hand: "Brother Senhan's words are exactly what I meant. Dongpo is disturbed!"

"Don't be so polite, you will be a celebrity through the ages in the future, I don't have time to talk to you, why bother. ”

Su Dongpo said embarrassedly: "Brother Sen Han exalts me everywhere, as a brother, I am just an ordinary student, and I have no fame, you are really a brother when you say this." ”

"We brothers don't have to be like this! I believed from the moment I met you that I would definitely go to high school. ”

Xiao Senhan was not polite at all, stretched out his hand to pull Su Dongpo and walked towards the city. Su Dongpo panted and followed, and said, "Brother Senhan, slow down." ”

Xiao Senhan couldn't help but mutter: "Brother Dongpo, I'm afraid I can't do it with your small body! I'll help you carry the basket." ”

Xiao Senhan held Su Dongpo's back basket and put it on himself, Su Dongpo shouted: "Brother Senhan can't help it, can't do it." You are a student of a dignified social school, and you have been taught by a famous teacher, so how can you lower your status in such a way? Since the founding of the Great Song Dynasty, I have emphasized literature over military force, so is this behavior not self-defeating as a scholar?"

Xiao Senhan's small basket is very happy, just imagine: "Who can cross over and become Su Dongpo's scholar?" Several years of police life made him exercise a strong physique, which is equivalent to carrying Su Dongpo into the city at this moment.

After Su Dongpo was put down by Xiao Senhan, he suddenly bent over and said: "Brother Senhan helped me with such a self-surrendered identity, and I Dongpo is grateful. I beg Brother Sen Han to respect his identity and not be so reckless in the future. Please Brother Sen Han face up to his identity as a scholar, otherwise Dongpo will break off his friendship with Brother Tai. ”

Xiao Senhan couldn't have imagined that Su Dongpo, who had dominated the literary world for hundreds of years, was so old-fashioned? Finally, he understood why the Song Dynasty was weak for hundreds of years? It turns out that the root cause is here, and it seems that it is necessary for me to brainwash Su Dongpo.

Xiao Senhan explained: "Brother Dongpo's words are too arbitrary. Why can't a scholar learn martial arts and use a gun? Why can't a scholar become a scholar?"

Su Dongpo argued with a red face: "Since Taizu released the military power with a cup of wine, my Great Song Dynasty can end the history of the usurpation of power by the martial artists, and my Great Song Dynasty can have today's national peace and security." Since the founding of the Great Song Dynasty, I have always ruled the world with literati and completely blocked the history of martial artists harming the people, isn't this the success of my Great Song Dynasty?"

"Brother Dongpo said a word that he was working for the emperor Laozi, why should he make such a distinction between literati and martial artists?"

Su Dongpo suddenly stared at Xiao Senhan, feeling that these words should not come out of his mouth, let alone appear here and now.

"The current emperor is benevolent and promising, Brother Sen Han has to belittle us and others, let's just leave it at that!"

Xiao Senhan grabbed Su Dongpo and said with a smile: "Let's not dwell on this problem, find a restaurant to drink at a bar!" Xiao Senhan knew that these words would not work on Su Dongpo, and the indoctrination of the Great Song Dynasty for a hundred years could not wake up a person with a few words. The upper echelons of the country decide everything, if Su Dongpo is really awakened by his own words, his career path may be more difficult than his career in history.

Su Dongpo was very displeased, and Xiao Senhan explained again: "Brother Dongpo, I'm afraid I misunderstood what I meant, think about it, we scholars are not in good health, how can we govern the world? Even if you want to share state affairs for His Majesty the Emperor, but if you are not in good health, it will make His Majesty the Emperor unhappy, right? Brother Wei just wants to advise you to exercise more at ordinary times, and do more bed exercise at home. ”

Su Dongpo thought about it with a red face, and sighed: "Brother Senhan's words are very meaningful, Dongpo has been taught!"