Chapter 5: Tricking Mobao

Decades later, at the moment when Su Dongpo died of illness in Changzhou, he recalled Brother Sen Han, who had a one-sided acquaintance, and sighed: "If it weren't for Brother Sen Han's words, Brother Wei would not insist on exercising every day, without a good body, I am afraid that I will not be able to endure countless derogations, and I don't have the energy to take care of the world for my Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, thank you Brother Sen Han for letting me live to be sixty-five years old." ”

Before his death, Su Shi left a sentence to his descendants: "Su Guo, (Su Dongpo's son) remember the premise of learning to govern the world, you must have a strong physique, and my father advises you to do more bed exercises if you have nothing to do." ”

That's of course an afterthought.

The two came to a restaurant, and the shopkeeper greeted him warmly, Xiao Senhan said: "Brother Dongpo is a guest from afar, I will treat you to this meal, and you will pay for it." ”

"Brother Senhan is really a bold person, worthy of being a genius of the provincial government!" Su Dongpo was still thinking about the meaning of the sentence just now, and when he heard Xiao Senhan so politely asking for a treat, he completely ignored the latter sentence and responded positively. Besides, he doesn't know what it means for you to pay.

Xiao Senhan was overjoyed, he didn't have a penny in his pocket, and he had already vomited in his stomach when he crossed, and he was hungry at the moment. Even if he doesn't meet Su Dongpo, Xiao Senhan will find a way to get something to eat, and then eat and drink to his heart's content, see the scenery of the Great Song Dynasty, experience the folk customs of the Great Song Dynasty, and travel back.

Xiao Senhan shouted very unceremoniously: "Xiao Er will bring me a pot of good wine and bring me all your signature dishes." ”

The shopkeeper responded, "Official, please wait a moment." ”

The Great Song Dynasty attaches great importance to scholars, regardless of whether they have merit or not, ordinary people must respectfully call the official when they see the scholars, and they are generally called Mr. when they see the elderly, which shows that the status of the Great Song Dynasty reading is so high.

"A pot of good Shu County famous wine, officials, please use it slowly. ”

Xiao Senhan looked at the table of wine and food, couldn't help but smell it, and sighed: "It's all organic and original food, and this time it's worth it." ”

Su Dongpo quickly filled Xiao Senhan's cup with wine and asked, "Brother Senhan, I have a hazy feeling when I hear you speak, junior brother, I am not knowledgeable, what does this crossing mean?"

Xiao Senhan removed half of the chicken leg and said with a smile: "My native dialect, for example, when you came to the provincial capital from Meizhou, it can be described as crossing over. ”

Su Dongpo learned Xiao Senhan's style and said: "I traveled from Meizhou to the provincial capital!"

Xiao Senhan slapped the table hard, raised his wine glass and shouted, "Yes, that's how to say it." Let's go one!"

Su Dongpo Siwen picked up the wine glass, Xiao Senhan tasted it gently, he didn't feel spicy, and the entrance was slightly sweet, just like a drink. No wonder Wu Song can drink three bowls, if the Song Dynasty is all this wine, I Xiao Senhan can also drink ten bowls.

Xiao Senhan yelled: "Celebrate that I hit it off with Brother Dongpo at first sight, I dried this wine!"

"This ......" Su Dongpo was embarrassed to refuse, and said loudly: "Brother Cheng Senhan looks up to me Su, and I have dried this glass of wine." ”

"Haha! Xiao Er will change a big bowl for me, and by the way, I will have two more pots. ”

Su Dongpo was shocked by Xiao Senhan's behavior, and the integrity of the literati told him that this is a real friend, a true gentleman's friend, and a gentleman's love should not be as light as water, but as thick as wine.

After two pots, Su Dongpo obviously had sequelae. Although Xiao Senhan said that he was drinking, he remembered his plan, and suddenly felt the same, picked up the bowl and said, "Brother Dongpo, why don't we compare wine with text?"

Su Dongpo knew that he was going to get drunk if he drank, and he obviously felt that he was not as drunk as Xiao Senhan. It is said that he will sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, Xiao Senhan said this, obviously to let himself, Su Dongpo once again felt for Xiao Senhan: "Brother Senhan is a true gentleman, and he will become a great weapon in the future, Brother Su is ashamed!"

"It's all brothers, let's not talk about this today. ”

Su Dongpo said with a smile: "Since Brother Sen Han has such a good luck, Dongpo thinks that he still has a little achievement in learning, and he will be ugly today!"

"Okay, then I'll do it first. Can you have pen, ink, paper, and inkstone?"

The people around the restaurant heard Xiao Senhan shouting pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and everyone's first feeling was that this person must have made a statement, and suddenly someone said: "Brother Tai, I have it." ”

Xiao Senhan put the pen, ink, paper and inkstone in front of Su Dongpo, and Su Dongpo asked at a loss: "What does Brother Senhan mean?"

Everyone also looked at Xiao Senhan, thinking that he was going to write it himself, and everyone wanted to witness his masterpiece.

Xiao Senhan smiled: "Today, I wrote an essay for you, how about it?"

Since ancient times, literati have exchanged pen and ink, and Xiao Senhan's behavior In Su Dongpo's view, this person sincerely wants to make friends with him.

Xiao Senhan felt embarrassed in his heart, could I write it myself? It is estimated that if I write that handwriting, I am afraid that it will be worthless if I take it back! Only you, Su Dongpo, personally write it for me, this is my purpose.

Xiao Senhan took a sip of wine, and in the eyes of everyone, he was thinking. But Xiao Senhan's heart was already up and down, and he was trying to recall Su Dongpo's famous work in high school Chinese textbooks.

Xiao Senhan had a flash of inspiration and shouted, "There is!"

Xiao Senhan slowly stood up, took small steps and whispered: "The flowers are faded and the red and green apricots are small. When the swallows fly, the green water surrounds. The willows on the branches blow very little. There is no grass at the end of the world. Swing inside the wall, outside the wall. Pedestrians outside the wall, beautiful people laugh inside the wall. The laughter faded into silence. Amorous but ruthlessly annoyed. ”

After Su Shi listened, he couldn't help but read: "There is no grass at the end of the world, and Brother Sen Han is also an amorous person." ”

There were also people reading books among the diners around, and someone suddenly shouted: "What a classic poem." ”

An older gentleman immediately explained: "I write about the sadness brought about by the fleeting spring, and I do not stick to the scenery and write about the scenes, but melt the deep sigh of the person himself. Xia Yan wrote about the sadness of meeting a beautiful woman but not having a chance to meet, and being affectionate but being treated ruthlessly. The meaning of the whole word is tactful, the words are moving, the freshness contains grievances, and the sadness is revealed in the graceful beauty, the artistic conception is hazy, and the charm is endless. ”

The old gentleman suddenly walked up to Xiao Senhan and said, "Such a good work can be immortalized for centuries, dare to ask the little brother and his name?"

This poem is called Butterfly Love Flowers, Spring Scene, the original author is Su Dongpo, and it is Su Dongpo's sustenance when he dismissed Dingzhou and knew that Yingzhou set off to the south. Xiao Senhan took it out at this moment, not for fame, just to let Su Dongpo write it himself.

Xiao Senhan saw Su Dongpo walking like flowing water on the rice paper, like a golden picture, and immediately shouted: "Brother Dongpo, leave your name." ”

Su Dongpo had already settled in the poetry, and asked softly: "Brother Senhan, how can this be?"

Xiao Senhan smiled: "I said yes!"

In the face of such a masterpiece, Su Dongpo, as a literati, did not have the courage to refuse, and left it directly on the rice paper: "Dongpo layman inscription!"

Xiao Senhan immediately took the ink treasure and hurriedly dried the ink. The old gentleman saw that Xiao Senhan ignored him, followed him over to observe Mobao, and when he saw Mobao's signature, he couldn't help asking, "Dare to ask if the little brother is the son of Su Xun in Meizhou?"

Xiao Senhan held his ink treasure tightly, looked at Su Dongpo and said, "I'm not. He's the one he is!"

The old gentleman said respectfully: "I can't imagine that the two little brothers have created such a masterpiece at a young age, and the old man admires it." ”

Su Dongpo blushed and thanked him: "Let Mr. laugh! I'm just fighting with my brother Tai Biwen, and I'm really sorry for disturbing everyone's purity." ”

As soon as the surrounding diners heard Su Dongpo's words, some people immediately coaxed: "Since it's Biwen Dou Wine, can the little brother just now come to a song?"

The old gentleman also smiled and said, "Yes, can this little brother appreciate his face?"

"No, right! This little brother has already published an article, it should be another little brother who has published an article?"

Su Dongpo hesitated for a long time, he didn't want to sweep everyone's interest, literati are good faces, and Su Dongpo also wanted to compete with Xiao Senhan, but he was still a little unconvinced, and he was preparing to make a big splash in poetry. Xiao Senhan picked up the big bowl and said, "Our brothers compete in martial arts and drink to care about their birds? Let's drink!"

"This ......" Su Dongpo Yaxing was completely swept away by Xiao Senhan, and the poems conceived in his mind were all diluted by this half bowl of wine.

Su Dongpo was stunned and said: "I am fortunate to see such a masterpiece of Brother Sen Han today, and when the provincial test is over, Brother Sen Han will definitely come to my Meizhou as a guest." ”

Xiao Senhan poured Su Dongpo again, put down another half bowl of himself, and said with a smile: "Thanks to Brother Dongpo, when I am free, I will definitely cross over to your house as a guest, haha!"

"Haha, Brother Sen Han laughed. I am from Su Shi High School one day, and I will definitely come to your house as a guest!"

Su Dongpo came to drink, and directly made a bowl, and the whole person lay directly on the table. Xiao Senhan smiled inwardly: "Brother Dongpo, I was born in New China, waiting for you to come to me, haha!"

The surrounding diners saw that one of them was already drunk, but their interest was strong, and they shouted at Xiao Senhan: "Little brother, let's do it again!"

"Brother again?"

Xiao Senhan picked up the wine bowl and looked at everyone, and when everyone saw him holding an empty bowl, everyone understood and shouted: "Xiao Er, bring me the best wine in your store, count it on my head." ”

"Serve this little brother a few good dishes, count me in. ”

"Little brother, if you have another good work, I will invite you to this meal. ”

Xiao Senhan laughed wildly: "Haha! With the words of Brother Tai, this poem is given to you!"

This person hurriedly ordered to go down, and everyone took out pen, ink, paper, and inkstone in unison.

"The dead Yuan knows that everything is empty, but the sorrow is not the same as Kyushu. Wang Shi set the Central Plains Day in the north, and the family sacrifice did not forget to tell Naiweng. ”

This is the Southern Song Dynasty poet Lu You's "Shi'er", Shi'er means to write to his son, Xiao Senhan just wants to warn the students present at this moment, don't live in the south of the Yangtze River, the reunification of the north and the south is your goal.

Everyone nodded: "Good poetry!"

"Another masterpiece for the ages. ”

"Is this a verse that a teenager can make?"

The old gentleman sighed: "This young man has such great courage, and in the future, he will be a figure above ten thousand people under one person." ”

The young students precipitated in the poem and sighed: "Hey! this is the gap ......."