Everyone: Where is the piglet?

Narrator: It's been more than a month since Piggy (Zhu Shi) left the show, and more and more letters have been received on the official website:

XXX: I want to see the little pig in "Slandau and the Hundred Battles"

YYY: When will Piggy come back.

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Narrator: When does this week's show begin......

Sound effect: Knock~, Zhang Yifan appeared in front of the camera.

Zhang Yifan (standing outside a university): Hello audience friends! Because in the month when the little pig was away, heavy rainfall began in the north, and the stock market ushered in a bear market that was rare in a century......

Subtitler: I'll just sit and watch you blow it

Zhang Yifan (serious): Because Piggy's fans want to see Piggy's recent situation, we specially came to Piggy's school this time, (turned around and pointed to the school behind him) to record the opening of the show.

After speaking, he led the film crew into the school.

Subtitle: Piggy's class.

Narrator: Because the program team did not negotiate with the school in advance, the students expressed strong surprise at Zhang Yifan's sudden arrival.

Zhang Yifan: Professor, take the liberty of interrupting, how is Little Pig usually at school?

Professor (squeaky woo): Alas~~~ If it is broadcast, it will be known to the little pigs.

Zhang Yifan (who thought he could get unbelievable gossip and snickered): Trouble the teacher to give a mosaic!

Professor (after playing the mosaic, the voice is processed again): He's a very good guy......

Zhang Yifan: ........................

Narrator: Seeing that the jokes were enough, Zhang Yifan began to discuss with his classmates and professors about the tricks on Zhu Shi.

Narrator: It's almost time, and our camera outside finally caught Zhu Shiji walking inside.

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As soon as the little pig walked to the door, he looked into the classroom and was stunned, only to see that all the students in the classroom were wearing gorilla doll costumes.

Zhu Shiji (stunned at the door looking left and right): ..................

However, because he had already started class, Zhu Shi did not stay too long, walked into the classroom and sat in his seat.

Professor (also wearing a gorilla doll costume from outside): Ladies and gentlemen, today we are talking about the origin of living things......

Zhu Shiji (covering his mouth and holding back a smile): ..................

Narrator: Maybe I felt the difference between myself and my classmates in the audience, and immediately found a set of gorilla doll costumes next to me, so what will Piggy do?

Narrator: After hesitating for a long time, Piggy didn't put it on in the end, but of course it was ......

This big class is coming to an end, and everyone is listening to the lecture in a good atmosphere......

Prof. (Media open): Next, please listen to the sounds of living things as they evolve......

I thought there would be animal sounds, but I didn't expect it to be Slandau's "Legend of S".

Zhu Shiji (bewildered): ..................???

At this time, a gorilla ran in from outside the classroom door, rushed to the piggy's seat and pulled him out, came to the podium and began to dance "Legend of S", and the students below also began to jump.

Perhaps at this time, Piggy finally realized something, and probably guessed the person in the gorilla doll costume, laughed and patted him on the head.

Narrator: But after the prelude, Piggy, Gorilla and their classmates danced "Legend of S".

Dance to the ......

Students (cheers): Piggy~~ President (Piggy is the president of the student council)!

The gorilla was just about to speak, but was hit by a critical blow from the piglet.

Zhu Shiji: Don't come to school to make trouble.

Zhang Yifan (taking off the gorilla hood): When did you find out that it was mine?

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): Does biological evolution arrange for the collective to wear gorilla costumes?

Zhang Yifan: I've thought about wearing marine mammal clothing, but it seems that I can't live without water......

The class laughed.

Narrator: So, the two of you who haven't seen each other for a long time will start!

Zhang Yifan: "Poof~"......

"Puff" Piggy's hand knife.

Zhu Shiji: I made a mistake in the opening.

Zhang Yifan smiled and apologized.

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" begins!

Whole class: yes~~!

In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Silandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Puff~" "Silan Island and the Battle of 100 People" has begun, I am Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shi's exhaustion of the humanoid poster (with subtitles): I am Zhu Shidi!

The crew pushes the selector onto the stage.

Zhang Yifan: So, what is the event of today's game between the red and white teams......

Zhang Yifan turned the selection machine, the ball fell, and Zhang Yifan picked up the ball......

Zhang Yifan: The project of today's game between the two teams is that you are not allowed to laugh at eight levels in a row!

Narrator: As the Slandians who want to pass happiness on the screen to their friends on the other side of the TV, you must have the spirit of immunity to laughter, so pass the test of eight levels today to see who will be the most tolerant of laughter!

Six people from the red and white teams, including Zhang Yifan, sat on the lift seats and rose 8 blocks in height.

Zhang Yifan: By the way, there will be eight levels of tests next, and each level will drop down one square until it reaches the bottom one, and here I want to say hello to everyone and respond to the virtue of saving, so the durian-flavored cream pool below you was put down last month.

Qiao Xicheng/Wang Hao (laughs): No, right?

Zhang Yifan (gloating): Qiao Xicheng and Wang Hao dropped one notch.

However, Qiao Xicheng and Wang Hao can't make any excuses, the game hasn't started yet, and they are not at the same starting point as everyone.

Zhang Yifan: Then, the game has officially begun!

Subtitler: The first level

Magician: Hello everyone, my name is XXX (while bowing) "poof~", and a flaming tail drags out from the back of the buttocks!

Wang Hao/Hua Ziyi/Zhou Weichao: "Puff" ~ laugh out loud

The three of them laughed out loud, and they all dropped a notch.

Zhang Yifan: It's very sudden, and you will definitely be scared when it comes menacingly.

Subtitler: The second level

Magician: Next I borrowed a pen from the staff, here's a balloon, this pen goes through one end of this balloon to the other, please take a look!

Because it was a magic show that everyone had never seen before, everyone watched it very carefully and seriously.

Narrator: I saw the magician prick the balloon with his pen, but the balloon did not burst, and the pen stabbed in, and then made a qigong gesture to the other end, and the pen completely entered the balloon and came out from the other end.

Zhang Yifan (surprised): Wow~~ It's not broken

Maybe everyone looked carefully and didn't care about Zhang Yifan's surprise, which made this sentence even funnier on the occasion at that time, and Zhang Yifan laughed out loud.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): I don't think the joke is here, but even I don't understand why I'm laughing.

Narrator: Even so, because of the smile, Zhang Yifan dropped a notch.

Subtitler: The third level

Magician: That's all for the show, thank you for watching!

Everyone was still amazed, and when it was over, the magician had already left the stage with all his props.

And when everyone thought that there would be some big moves and big scenes, they suddenly ......

"Knock~"

Because of the wires of the live instruments, the magician stumbled.

"Poof~" Everyone laughed.

Narrator: Because everyone laughed, everyone dropped one notch.

Subtitle: Level 4

Foreign friends: Hello everyone, my name is ...... (While bowing) "poof~", a flame tail dragged out from behind the buttocks!

Everyone laughed.

All the staff descended to the height, and they were already close to the durian milk pool below.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): I thought that fire-breathing was a special effect that only magicians have.

Subtitler: The fifth level

Zhang Yifan: Although it is rude to say this, you don't look like a foreigner.

Foreign friend (Chinese better than foreign language): I am a foreigner.

Zhang Yifan: Then you should be able to speak English.

Foreign friends: Yes!

Zhang Yifan: Please name 5 types of balls in English.

Foreign friends (stammering): Football (football), tennis (tennis), volleyball (volleyball) ...... testis (not marked in Chinese, detailed explanation of Du Niang)

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Zhang Yifan (to the choreographer below): Is it okay like this, will it be XXXX when it is officially broadcast? !

Wang Hao (thumbs up): You play better than us.

All of them are down one block.

Zhang Yifan (a pair of schadenfreude): Wang Hao feels almost.

Subtitler: Level 6

Wang Hao: Can you say your name again?

Foreign Friend: Donald ...... Morality... Rodham... Jay.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Why are you laughing so happily?

At the same time that all the staff descended one square, the danger warning light was turned on, and Wang Hao was only the last square left and was about to fall into the durian milk pool.

Subtitler: Level 7

However, just as it was about to continue, an unexpected unfolding occurred.

Wang Hao may have sat on the seat for a long time, forgetting that he sat on the vacant seat and stretched his waist, and as a result, he fell into the durian milk pool with a "poof".

Subtitle: I'll give you a full score of 10, I'm not afraid of your pride

Narrator: Even so, failure is still failure, then, what awaits the punishment of Wang Hao, who is a loser today......

Suddenly, the BGM of "Wine Brewed Yuanziman" (Note: "Wine Brewed Yuanziman" is a 2125 domestic science fiction movie), and at the same time, when everyone was at a loss, Wine Brewed Yuanzi appeared handsomely with the help of Weiya!

Wine-brewed Yuanziman: I am ...... "poof~" sound...... Bump into the set props.

Everyone laughed.

Wang Hao (seems to see the clue): Do you want me to ......

Zhang Yifan: That's right, put on the costume of the wine-brewed Yuanziman and send a smile.

Zhang Yifan: Actually, we also saw it in Tieba, one of our fans, XXX (Harmony) has become depressed because of his recent high school studies, so we decided to send him a smile.

Wang Hao (smiles): Send me, am I from XXX......

Zhang Yifan: By the way, the member of XXX support is Xiaozhu......

Wang Hao: ╭( ̄m ̄*)╮

After receiving the task, Wang Hao changed into the clothes of the wine-brewed Yuanziman and set off with the staff.

Note: This episode was recorded at 18:35 PM

On XXX's way home from school, we specially prepared a surprise for him.

Narrator: Soon, XXX appeared on our covert camera, so our surprise was about to begin......

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I saw two big men in black walking towards XXX.

XXX：…………

One of the big men (picking up a box in his hand): You have been chosen by us to be the Terminator of the Brewed Roundman, and this is something that can destroy the Brewed Roundman.

XXX：………………？？？

Another big man (looked at the cheat sheet in his palm): Our glutinous rice ball club is the king, if I guessed correctly, you should like tangyuan.

XXX: I like to eat ravioli.

The previous big man (smiles awkwardly): You're really humorous, but since you're not our ally, we can only eliminate you here, in case you join the wine-brewed Yuanzi.

"Stop me~~"

Suddenly, there was a sound in the distance.

"This voice, the wine-brewed Yuanziman. ”

Wang Hao's wine-stuffed balls appeared with a bowl of wine-stuffed balls.

"Poof~", not to mention XXX, even the passers-by on XXX Road laughed and took out their mobile phones to capture this wonderful short drama.

The two big men laughed.

"We've taken away all the sake brew in the world, and you can't use your trick anymore. ”

"What, damn it, without wine, I'm just a little ball, useless at all. ”

Just when the two big men were proud.

"In that case, you can only use a backup trick. ”

"You... Are you going to ......?"

As soon as the words fell, Mr. YYY's song "The Fermentation Process of Wine Brewing" suddenly sounded, and Wang Hao and the two big men danced.

The audience, including XXX, all laughed like crazy.

"It seems to be the program group of Slandau and the 100-person battle. ”

"Really, is that Wang Hao?"

For a while, there were more and more passers-by who recognized the program group.

Wang Hao (remove the mask): Hello everyone, I'm Wang Hao from Slandau!

Everyone including XXX was stunned.

Wang Hao: Please join in the dance!

In the active dance, a smile gradually appeared on XXX's face.

After the dance, Wang Hao interviewed XXX.

Hao: Do you have any comments on today's surprise?

XXX: I like "Wine Brewed Yuanzi" very much, I thought something had happened when it unfolded like in the movie just now?

Wang Hao (laughs): Through the dance just now, I would like to say thank you to all of us for your support, no matter how heavy your studies are, you must let yourself spend every day happily.

XXX: Thank you!

Narrator: At the end of the show, we will give you the first hilarious short drama of Slandau.

All members of "Divided Detective" starred in their real names.

Chapter 4 "The Secret of the Mansion"

Because of the successive homicides, there is an uneasy atmosphere in the whole staff.

Zhang Yifan (looked at the housekeeper on the side): Butler, it seems that we need to talk about some things.

Ye Ziwei: Here, the schizophrenic detective is finally about to show his skills.

Zhang Yifan: It is superfluous to say that the word spirit.

Butler: Yes, whatever I need to ask, as long as I know, I will say.

Zhang Yifan: In the evening, you sent the young master's dinner.

Butler: Yes.

Zhang Yifan: Shredded green pepper pork, right?

Butler: Yes!

Zhou Huali: But there is no problem with the shredded pork with green peppers, and some of us have eaten the same shredded pork with green peppers.

Zhang Yifan: There is nothing wrong with the shredded green pepper meat itself, but the eldest young master has heart disease, so he can't eat too much fatty meat and green peppers, in other words, as the eldest young master's housekeeper all along, it is impossible not to know this......

Ye Ziwei: If that's the case......

Zhang Yifan: Ang~ And the second young master's room is directly below the eldest young master, I went to the eldest young master's room and found that there was a round hole in his floor that was chiseled, the size was just enough to drop a dagger vertically, and directly below this hole was the place where the second young master fell.

Butler (suddenly the whole person changed): It seems that I miscalculated to let you come here as a detective.

Zhang Yifan: If I'm not mistaken, you are the real owner of this mansion.

Butler: That's right, detective, but time is running out, and if you don't unravel the secrets of this mansion before dawn, everyone here will die.

With a sound of "pop~", the housekeeper fell to the ground and died.

Zhang Yifan: Have you already taken poison beforehand, it's really confusing, at least tell me more useful information.

To be continued!

Narrator: Even if you tell your name in this program, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!