2125-05-11 (B.I.T)

Before the show starts, backstage Slandau Lounge:

Everyone was preparing the script for the start of the show for a while, and at this time......

"Knock knock~"

All:???

The door was opened.

B.I.T: Good evening, seniors!

Zhang Yifan (put down the script and returned the gift seriously): It's the first time to come to the show, everyone will work together for a while!

Narrator: At this time, Tian Yuanshu, the captain of B.I.T., walked to the table where everyone was sitting with a dinner plate.

Tian Yuanshu: I thought that the seniors might not have had dinner yet, so I bothered the staff to prepare some ingredients just now and simply made some food......

All the members of the Slandau suddenly changed their faces......

Qiao Xicheng (wry smile): It may be rude to say this, but my usual experience tells me not to eat the "food" produced on this show......

Zhang Yifan (laughing and complaining): As a member of the "red team", what right do you have?

The audience burst into laughter.

Narrator: However, looking at the expectant eyes of all the members of B.I.T., they finally compromised.

Tian Yuanshu (slowly uncovering the lid on the plate): The food prepared for the seniors is ...... (Comes with sound effects) "Qiang~"...... Mapo tofu rice bowl!

Qiao Xicheng (laughs): It's the first time I've seen mapo tofu that is as clear as white soup.

Zhang Yifan (a small screen in the corner of the screen plays the tofu dish made by the Red Team of Slandau last year): There is a sense of déjà vu.

However, despite what they said, everyone ate with their spoons in their hands, and under the expectant eyes of all the B.I.T. members......

Zhang Yifan (put down the spoon very calmly): Please prepare for the broadcast~.

B.I.T Staff: Hey~ Wait a minute, senior, I haven't made a comment yet.

Zhang Yifan: Have you all eaten it?

Everyone at B.I.T. shook their heads.

Zhang Yifan (pushing the plate to B.I.T): Then the task of evaluation is left to you.

All the staff took a bite with a puzzled attitude......

"Gott~"

The picture is too dirty, and Mosaic-kun appears.

Zhang Yifan (calmly took a sip of water): What do you think?

Tang Huijia (covering her mouth and tears are falling): Why is it so unpalatable.

Qiao Xicheng: This should be what we want to ask.

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Yifan: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" begins!

Tian Yuanshu (the side effects of the unpalatable mapo tofu just now hit again): "Vomit~"

Zhang Yifan (laughing and waving): The opening shouldn't be like this.

Everyone burst into laughter.

In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Silandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Puff~" This week's "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" has begun, I am Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shi's exhaustion of the humanoid poster (with subtitles): I am Zhu Shidi!

Zhang Yifan: The guest who logged in to our program today is B.I.T, (applause) Please!

All B.I.T members appear with the accompaniment of BGM!

Narrator: B.I.T, a group formed last year by six girls with different personalities, belongs to Jun Teng Xingshang, and is the younger sister group of Slandao, and today logged in to "Slandau and the Hundred Battles"!

Applause.

Zhang Yifan: Drag everyone's blessing, I drank the most water in history before the broadcast, maybe I will keep running the toilet when the show enters the commercial.

All of them burst into laughter.

The crew pushes the selector onto the stage.

Zhang Yifan: So, what are we going to play today......

Zhang Yifan turned the selection machine, the ball fell, and Zhang Yifan picked up the ball......

Zhang Yifan: Luxury buffet coupons are given away, and the members' troubles will be exposed to the food to their heart's content!

Everyone was obviously attracted by the luxurious reward and applauded.

Zhang Yifan (pouring cold water): According to the practice of the show, it is very likely that the sponsor's store has launched new products that need to be promoted.

The expressions of all B.I.T. members cooled instantly.

Tian Yuanshu (tentative): Because I myself often watch "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred", could it be an insect?

Zhang Yifan (continue to pour cold water): Very likely!

Just as the girls were screaming, Zhang Yifan slowly approached with insect props and put them down from everyone's heads.

B.I.T Staff: @##*&*

Subtitle: The girls are already messy

Zhang Yifan: So back to the topic, as teammates who get along day and night, many interesting things may only be known by teammates, but compared to our Slandau, B.I.T may not be very familiar with everyone in the group because it was formed last year......

Tian Yuanshu: No, no, in fact, we are all very familiar with each other!

Zhang Yifan: I am very confident, so everyone, for the final luxury reward, love each other!

The members of Slandau and B.I.T. sat on either side.

Zhang Yifan: Because it is to dig out the most unspeakable things of the members, today's session will be carried out in the form of anonymous revelations. So, if you're a guest, let's start with B.I.T!

B.I.T member Wu Tingting: What I want to break the news is that the captain Tian Yuanshu, who is obviously a 22-year-old adult, is still wearing a cartoon character printed with cartoon characters (in response to the call of the net does not appear all sensitive words, but most readers should understand, do not know how to live on their own) fat times.

Wu Tingting at the scene (her face changed): The staff told me that there would be mosaics and sound processing, and I was injured......

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Compared with what you said, Tian Yuanshu, who was exposed by you, should have the deepest internal injuries, and it was broadcast on TV.

The camera gives the captain a shot of the sunken face.

Subtitle: What a grudge

Everyone laughed.

Zhang Yifan: The agent has already signaled a ban from the audience. Damn, I broke such a terrible material at the beginning, (face Slandau) Do you have confidence?

Qiao Xicheng: Maybe we will lose to them today.

Zhang Yifan: So, the next thing to break the news is Hua Ziyi, please look at the big screen!

Hua Ziyi: What I want to break the news is the chief! Obviously he is a very handsome person, and he is usually dressed super dirty.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Is this a typical lying gun?

Hua Ziyi (about to cry): I was also deceived and dealt with before breaking the news.

Qiao Xicheng (laughs): But Jianyuan's clothes are really super earthy.

Zhang Yifan: I usually go to XXX to buy clothes (a store where adult men over the age of 40 often shop).

Qiao Xicheng: Last time, I said that I would go out to buy clothes together, and I helped him pick out a dress suitable for this age, and finally said that he wanted to think about it again, but the next day he went to buy a super earthy clothes.

Everyone including the B.I.T. members was surprised.

The big screen released a private photo of Shen Jianyuan.

Gu Zexi: My dad also has the same clothes.

Subtitle Jun: God mends the knife

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Zhang Yifan: So, the next thing to break the news is Tian Yuanshu, please look at the big screen!

Tian Yuanshu: What I want to break the news is Tingting, which is very natural, taking the bus with a bank card as a bus card, and saying vigorously, why can't it be swiped.

This time, Wu Tingting changed her face and sank her face

Subtitle Jun: Come out and kill each other sooner or later, you have to pay it back

Zhang Yifan (hilarious): I can imagine the expression of the driver at that time.

Shi Hongyun: Another time I took the subway, but it was just a while, and the bus card I held in my hand turned into a bank card when I left the station.

Zhang Yifan (curious): Can the card go in?

Wu Tingting: After entering, the machine began to "clump and coo".

Zhang Yifan: It is estimated that the balance in your card is ready to give you change.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Zhang Yifan: But I still want to remind you here, good children should never do this, it will bring trouble and trouble to everyone.

Qiao Xicheng (laughs): Yifan, the expressions of everyone on the other side are very subtle.

Zhang Yifan: I estimate that when the show ends today, B.I.T will be disbanded.

Qiao Xicheng: Speaking of nature, we have a lot of natural members here.

Zhang Yifan: Then it's up to you to break the news directly.

Qiao Xicheng: What I want to break the news is Jiang Yiwei, who must pay attention to the recording of programs in other places, and often sit on the station.

All the people in Slandau laughed as if they understood.

Qiao Xicheng: Last time we went to XX to record a show in the south together, everyone may be tired halfway, and they all fell asleep after a while, and everyone got off after arriving at the station, until the agent began to roll call, he realized that Evie was gone, called his mobile phone, he didn't react to where he was, and told us that he could see the sea now.

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Narrator: That's all for this episode, and in the next episode of the Whistleblower War, more and more embarrassing secrets will be unreservedly revealed. Next is the title song "I Don't Want to Be Silent Again" from B.I.T's debut album "If You Have Courage, You Will Not Be Silent"!

All members of "Divided Detective" starred in their real names.

Chapter 5 "The End"

After the successive deaths were confirmed to be homicides after Zhang Yifan's decryption, everyone began to be afraid, fearing that they would become the next victim at any time.

Shi Wei: What should we do next, let's run, it's safer than staying here.

Ye Ziwei (walked to Zhang Yifan): Is there a clue to the murderer?

Zhang Yifan: If there is no more information, and it seems that the only housekeeper who knows the truth is also dead, it would be really troublesome.

Zhou Huali: The rain has stopped, let's get out of here first.

Zhang Yifan: It seems that this is the only way to go.

Just as everyone was about to leave, Zhang Yifan suddenly came and stopped in place.

Shi Wei (puzzled): Why don't you leave?

Zhang Yifan let out an excited laugh

Ye Ziwei (excited): This is that he knows all the truth, it seems that he already knows everything and knows who the real murderer is!

Everyone: Who is the murderer?

Zhang Yifan: Murderer...... The murderer is ......

"You ......"

"pong~".

Zhang Yifan (holding his head and shouting): It hurts, it hurts.

Homeroom Teacher: It's too vain to take my class, and you dare to point at me and say something about the murderer, and come to my office after class.

The end of the play.

Narrator: Even if you tell your name in this program, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!