MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Guo Luxiang and Ma Yuntao: Good evening, all viewers and friends, thank you for locking in "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" on time on Sunday night!

Ma Yuntao: (Holding the topic version and saying to Guo Luxiang) Let's complain before the show starts, it seems that the ratings of the recent episodes of the show are not very high.

Guo Luxiang: (scratching his head) I don't know if this can be regarded as a good complaint, but it seems that the sales and singing rate of Slandau's debut album are very high, but there are also things where inappropriate songs are played in places that are not suitable for playing. A few days ago, I went to the hotel for a friend, and went to the toilet halfway, who expected that the song "Dream Distance" suddenly sounded quietly around, note: The beginning is Zhang Yifan's high voice.

The studio burst into laughter.

Ma Yuntao: (wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes) Then you're okay.

Guo Luxiang: (deliberately pretending to be ashamed) Fortunately, I'm already washing my hands.

Ma Yuntao: (laughs at the end) Okay, let's get down to business, let's start today's "Slandau vs. 100 Battles".

The footage switches to the second camera in the field.

I saw a back figure busy in front of the camera.

Subtitler: What's the situation?

Guo Luxiang: Alas, what about Xiaoshui?

While speaking, a person in charge stepped forward, patted the person with his back to the camera, and said, "Hey~~ The show has started."

When he turned his back, he realized that he was Xiaoshui.

Guo Luxiang: Xiaoshui, have you changed your career to make cakes?

Xiao Shui straightened out his clothes.

Xiaoshui: I'm sorry two teachers, I didn't know the show had started. (After speaking, he threw the whisk in his hand backwards, and there was a sound of the whisk colliding with other metals behind him)

Ma Yuntao: (coughs a few times) Judging from the way you look behind you, are you in the cake shop now?

As he spoke, Xiao Shui had already changed into his work clothes.

Xiaoshui: (smirks awkwardly) Before that, there is something else to say, the two teachers, it seems that the whisk just now was not thrown to the place where it should be according to the rehearsal, and broke a few cups, you see......

Guo Luxiang: You can pay for it yourself. (After speaking, he straightened out his clothes)

Xiaoshui: Alas~~~??!!

Ma Yuntao: Don't talk about this yet, let's start today's show quickly.

Guo Luxiang: How can this be done, since you have broken something, you should first make a promise to others.

Xiaoshui: Then Mr. Guo, I will entrust this fee to you.

Guo Luxiang: Hey~ You broke it, why did you come to me.

The atmosphere was frozen for a moment.

Ma Yuntao: Okay, okay, there are still programs waiting to be done, don't affect the filming for these things, in this case, give me this fee.

Xiaoshui: Alas~~ How can I do this, forget it, I should be responsible for what I did wrong, or I will do it myself.

The two went back and forth a lot, which made Guo Luxiang a little annoyed.

Guo Luxiang: Okay (getting up impatiently), I'll pay.

Ma Yuntao, Xiaoshui: Please, please, please~!!

Guo Luxiang's expression is "embarrassed" and the subtitles are typed with ⊙_⊙‖∣

Ma Yuntao: Okay Xiaoshui, the matter has been resolved, let's continue the show.

Guo Luxiang: Hey~Hey.

Xiaoshui: Okay, Mr. Ma. As you can see in front of the TV, where I am now is the well-known cake shop XXX, and the place where the tricks started today, and now every corner is full of our hidden cameras. (After speaking, the camera zoomed out, and there were already many extras of all ages standing next to Xiaoshui)

Ma Yuntao: Although I don't know the content of the trick yet, but looking at this scene, I hope it will not affect the normal business of the cake shop.

Xiaoshui: Don't worry, Mr. Ma. (After walking out of the camera and coming back immediately, a middle-aged man in a black suit was brought in), this is the store manager.

Ma Yuntao: Oh~~ Store manager, although I don't know the next trick yet, but this won't cause you trouble.

Store manager: (shakes his head with an excited expression) Actually, my children and I have been paying attention to "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", and my children are still fans of Slandau, but I didn't expect this scene to be arranged here, a little surprised.

Ma Yuntao: Thank you so much for your cooperation.

Xiao Shui: Then let's start today's show, guinea pig, LOCK! (Xiao Shui and the store manager make a target gesture to the camera together)

The hidden camera outside the cake shop locks on to a teenager walking towards the cake shop.

Qiao Xicheng, 19 years old, a member of the first phase of Slandau, also became the leader of the RAP group after the concert at Station S this year. Mice, LOCK!

MC Jun: Two days ago, our spy agent informed Qiao Xicheng that today is his birthday, of course, this news is fake, and the 19-year-old who has no idea is in a good mood at this time and fell into the trap we prepared for you.

Qiao Xicheng pushed open the sliding door of the cake shop and entered the cake shop.

Store Manager and Clerk: Hello, what do you need?

Qiao Xicheng: (pulls out the order in his pocket) Hello, I'm here to pick up the cake I ordered two days ago.

The store manager took the order and looked at it.

Manager: Okay, please wait, I'll go in and take it out for you now.

After saying that, he turned around and walked up to the production center on the second floor.

The clerk stepped forward.

Clerk: Hello, it may take a while, our store is now just in time for the centennial celebration, all the cakes have a display, can you visit?

Qiao Xicheng: Alas~ (interest is strong), yes.

Clerk: Please follow me this way.

In the backyard display area of the cake shop, all our extras are ready to visit like a normal visitor.

Qiao Xicheng: There are still a lot of people.

Clerk: Please go this way!

Under the leadership of the clerk, Qiao Xicheng visited all the well-known cakes of XXX Cake Shop from the first exhibit, and just like the signboard of this century-old brand, all the cakes are very standard and distinctive.

The clerk led Qiao Xicheng to the fifth cake.

Qiao Xicheng: Alas~ (glanced at the cake card that said "Smell Sweet" cake), this name is really weird.

Clerk: Oh~ This cake is made by the best pastry chef in our cake shop, and as the name suggests, this cake smells good, but the closer you get to it, the sweeter and more fragrant it will be.

Qiao Xicheng: Alas? (a look of disbelief)

Clerk: You can smell it.

When the clerk said what he smelled and saw, a chill immediately passed on Qiao Xicheng's face.

Ma Yuntao: Haha~~ Sure enough, I apologize for playing too much, and now I have learned shrewdly.

Qiao Xicheng: (shakes his hand) I've already smelled it, and it tastes really good!

MC Jun: Ahem~ 19 years younger, how could we let you escape like this.

Crowd A: Ah~ It's this cake, I heard about it on TV some time ago, and it is the future sign of this cake shop, and I heard that there are legends that smell different from near and far.

Crowd B: Ah~ It turns out to be this cake, I've heard of it too, smell it.

As he spoke, the two of them approached and began to sniff.

Crowd A: The taste is exactly what they say it is.

Crowd B: It's a good cake indeed.

Qiao Xicheng on the side was aroused by the acting skills of the extras to be interested in the taste of the cake, and seeing that everyone had nothing to do after smelling it, Qiao Xicheng began to move slowly towards the cake.

After watching it, the extras all dispersed, and after Qiao Xicheng looked around and was relieved that there was nothing abnormal, he also bent down for the first time and began to smell it up close.

And at this moment, the tray under the cake suddenly rose, and when Qiao Xicheng was still confused, the whole cake slapped on his face.

Xiao Shui and the film crew, who had been filming in the dark, ran towards Qiao Xicheng.

MC-kun: Santa Claus?

Looking at Qiao Xicheng, who was facing white cream, Xiao Shui said with a smile: "Do you feel about the sweet cake closely?"

Qiao Xicheng opened his eyes, two black holes were revealed on his white face, and he looked at the film crew and Xiaoshui stupidly, and suddenly understood.

Qiao Xicheng: I'll just say, there are several layers of plastic wrap on the ground for no reason.

The laughter of the crowd.

Xiaoshui: Give me a thought.

Qiao Xicheng wanted to speak, but found that his nose was blocked by cream, and with a force, two black holes were exposed at both nostrils.

Qiao Xicheng: It has always been them who told me to be careful of "Slandau and the Hundred Battles", and I am the only one left in the first phase of the life who has not been rectified, but I didn't expect this trick to be so generous.

Xiaoshui: (laughs) All of this is the credit of the program production team, saying that after a long time, you have already resisted the usual tricks, and if you don't want a bigger trick, how can I deceive you.

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At this time, the store manager also arrived with a cake.

Qiao Xicheng: Where did this trick start?

Xiaoshui: It started when the agent said that she had her birthday today.

Qiao Xicheng: (squatting on the ground helplessly)

Manager: Alas~ Although there is no cake for this order today, we still made a "Sweet Smell" cake for you Slandau.

Qiao Xicheng: Oh~!! is this a blessing in disguise?

Subtitle: Thank you, Santa Claus!

Manager: But I have a reluctant request here.

Qiao Xicheng: Oh~?

Store manager: (takes out her phone to open the SMS page) Actually, my daughter is a fan of yours, and she sent a text message just now, asking if she can get a photo of you.

Qiao Xicheng: (grinning, revealing a neat row of white teeth with the same white cream on his face) Is it acceptable to take a photo of a creamy face?

Manager: I don't think she minds.

Qiao Xicheng: That's rude, please. (I then made a POSE)

Unexpectedly, as soon as the special Klex camera taken out by the store manager shouted the password of 3, 2, and 1, a fireball burned out at the flash, which startled Qiao Xicheng, who was not expecting it.

Xiaoshui: OK! The ultimate photo of any funny artist (while showing off with a frightened "Santa Claus" photo)

At this time, Qiao Xicheng didn't know what to say, and squatted on the ground and smiled bitterly.

The screen switches back to the studio.

Ma Yuntao: Haha~ Ordinary people shouldn't believe it so easily.

Guo Luxiang: He nodded with a bitter face.

Ma Yuntao: The frightened POSE face at the end is really good.

Guo Luxiang: Still nodding with a bitter face.

Ma Yuntao: So did today's show bring you some happiness, time flies so fast, we will immediately...

Guo Luxiang: I said that before the end, let's talk about the cost of Xiaoshui breaking things.

Ma Yuntao: (snickering and pretending to ignore it) Then at the end of the program, I will send you the second student version of "Midsummer Melody", which is also the last singing of the second generation before the second student is about to enter the conservatory of music to start vocal studies, please enjoy!

Guo Luxiang: I said, let's be half of us, if it doesn't work, you 4 and I 6. Hey~Hey, don't turn off the lights, I said, hey~~~.

In the second studio, the second generation of Slandau students began to sing "Midsummer Melody" and ended today's program at the same time.