Sometime on the 17th, in the conference room of Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media, what is the sound of communication and laughter from time to time?

MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Inside the conference room.

Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan: Good morning, all the viewers in front of the TV! Today, the two of us will be the hosts of the program.

Zhu Shiji: Today's situation is quite special.

Zhang Yifan: Haha, finally let me wait until this day.

Zhu Shiquan: First of all, let's temporarily adjust the program to the morning, and apologize to the audience. However, a few days ago, I received a notice from the program team, telling us that we have been tricked by the two teachers, and today we launched a counterattack against the two of them.

Zhang Yifan: (Malicious smile) So we discussed together for a day on the 17th, and before today's show started, we finally thought of all the tricky projects and launched a counterattack on the two teachers.

Zhu Shiji: I said you laughed too much.

Zhang Yifan: Without further ado, let's immediately hand over the time to the outfield, and let us bring you a counterattack battle.

The screen switches to the outfield.

Qiao Xicheng: Good morning, all the viewers in front of the TV! Today, I will replace Xiaoshui's work and bring you the live broadcast.

Zhu Shiji: We see now that the place where you are is in front of a people's house.

Qiao Xicheng: Yes, the community behind me is the community where Mr. Guo lives.

Zhang Yifan: Then let's not say much, let's start firing the first shot of our counterattack at Mr. Guo immediately.

Qiao Xicheng took the note handed by a staff member next to him and looked at it.

Qiao Xicheng: Alas~~ I think it is necessary to explain some things to you before officially starting the counterattack.

Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan: What's the matter?

Qiao Xicheng: Due to the low ratings recently, one of the most expensive projects in the tricky project we discussed yesterday has been deleted by the producer.

MC: Due to financial constraints, please forgive the audience in front of the TV and everyone in Slandau.

Zhang Yifan: Alas~~~

Zhu Shiji: Okay, but there shouldn't be any problems.

Qiao Xicheng: So everyone in front of the TV, let's start today's "Slandau and the Hundred People Counterattack Battle"!

In the early morning, the residential buildings are unusually quiet, except for a few elderly people who have begun to play Tai Chi in the community, the community seems extraordinarily quiet. At this moment, our target, the first gun-held basket of the day, appeared in front of a covert camera.

MC Jun: Mr. Guo, are you ready to withstand the counterattack spear from Slandau?

Passerby A: Teacher Guo is early, go out to buy groceries.

Guo Luxiang: You're early, yes.

Passerby B: What a coincidence, Mr. Guo, our family is a loyal audience of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred", but I think there is still room for improvement in some places.

Guo Luxiang: Oh, this is very necessary, you can talk about it, not long after the show started, the goal and the nature of the variety show are not very clear, and I can receive everyone's pertinent opinions, I think it will be of great help to the future development of the show.

And just when Mr. Guo was dragged by the extras invited by Slandau, our program today officially began.

Passerby C: It's dangerous, get down.

Almost instantly, all the extras began to look for cover to hide, as if they had been rehearsed in advance.

And Mr. Guo was also taken aback by everyone's reaction, and his facial expression changed suddenly, although he didn't understand what was going on, but he also started to run left and right to dodge with everyone, but in the end, Mr. Guo seemed to understand and showed us the soul of a comedian. I saw him half-squatting on the spot, holding the vegetable basket to his head, and muttering "I'm safe, I'm safe." ”

Qiao Xicheng and the film crew rushed to Guo Luxiang.

Qiao Xicheng: Mr. Guo, it seems that our tricks are not up to the mark.

Guo Luxiang: (takes off the vegetable basket and says with a smile) It was quite successful, but when so many people shouted that there was danger together, I really thought there was any danger, but after running a few laps, I suddenly thought about how this scene was so similar.

Qiao Xicheng: Ah~ It seems that it has failed.

Guo Luxiang: What's going on today? (Looking at the film crew around him in confusion)

Qiao Xicheng told Guo Luxiang the reason, but Guo Luxiang coughed a few times after hearing it, and his expression was a little unhappy.

Guo Luxiang: Tell me earlier, I can still cooperate with you a little, you see that there is no variety show effect at all now.

Qiao Xicheng: Actually, there is another project after this.

Guo Luxiang: Oh!~~

Qiao Xicheng: Please look forward to it.

Guo Luxiang nodded.

Half an hour later, Mr. Guo went home after buying vegetables, and our second trick began.

Mr. Guo pressed the elevator, the elevator went down and opened, Mr. Guo walked into the elevator, and it was about to close at the moment.

Crowd A: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait a minute.

While talking, dozens of extras ran into the elevator, and the unprepared Mr. Guo was completely close to the outside of the elevator at this time, and his whole face was deformed on the elevator surface, because the elevator was transparent, and our camera captured this precious scene.

The elevator door closed and began to go up, and at the same time, Mr. Guo's cry for help came from the elevator: "Help... Help me. ”

MC Jun: Thank you for your hard work, the trick effect is very good!

Just before noon, our field crew began to move towards the second target.

The second target is Mr. Ma. We were invited to the premiere of a new movie, so our film crew also came to a movie theater.

However, not long after the movie began, because of too much work arrangement, the tired teacher Ma showed a tired face and began to fall asleep.

MC Jun: So extras, let's go!

Crowd A: Ahem~~ Ahem

Teacher Ma noticed that something was wrong and looked behind him.

And as if it was contagious, the coughing sound in the theater began to spread.

Crowd B: Toxic gas.

Hearing someone shouting poisonous gas, Mr. Ma's eyes widened in fright. At this point, in order to make the effect even more realistic, the gas pipes that had been installed under the seats in the theater began to spray billowing gas.

And the pit daddy was behind, and everyone took out gas masks from nowhere and put them on their heads to evacuate.

Mr. Ma looked around blankly, bent down and lowered his body, took out a handkerchief he was carrying and covered his mouth and nose, so as not to panic, calmly responded, 56 years old with the ability to adapt to various emergencies.

And at the moment of running out of the theater door, our film crew came to Mr. Ma.

Qiao Xicheng: Hello Mr. Ma, we are "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred".

Ma Yuntao: Alas?~~~

Qiao Xicheng: Why did you run out?

Ma Yuntao: (Covering his mouth and nose with a handkerchief and saying) Because everyone said that there was poisonous gas. (There was silence for a moment) because everyone said so.

The second trick is reopened.

The program team invited Ma Yuntao with fake program shooting, and Ma Yuntao, who had no idea, walked towards the show scene.

Staff: Mr. Ma, please wait in this room for a while before the program starts.

Ma Yuntao: Okay.

The staff left, and Ma Yuntao, who had no idea, did not expect that the staff locked the door.

Mr. Ma sat leisurely in his chair and hummed a little song, and his sharp-eyed eyes immediately spotted the huge button we had placed on the table.

Mr. Ma scratched the back of his head, obviously a little entangled in what this button was, and what would happen if he pressed it.

And too much entanglement is unnecessary, and Mr. Ma, who has a strong curiosity, still pressed the button we prepared for him.

Ma Yuntao: Ahhh......h

As Mr. Ma screamed, the pinische boy we had prepared in advance began to spray water at Mr. Ma.

Ma Yuntao: What's going on?

In order to avoid the attack of the boy, Mr. Ma hid by the wall next to the door in order to avoid the water jet, but Mr. Ma, who thought he had escaped the attack, sprayed water at Mr. Ma with another bronze statue with a larger caliber against the wall.

And Mr. Ma, who thought that he could press it again and end all the abnormal situations, clicked the buttons one after another.

With a "poof", four wheat flours that had been prepared were launched towards Mr. Ma.

Ma Yuntao: Ahem~~

MC-kun: It's a tragedy of desire.

Mr. Ma opened the door we had opened, and appeared in front of our camera with a white puff.

Qiao Xicheng: Mr. Ma, do you have any thoughts about the second trick?

Ma Yuntao looked at the film crew in front of him, coughed a few more times, and said, "To be honest, it's a little cold." ”

The picture switched back to the studio, and the scene was already full of applause from Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan.

Zhu Shiji: Overall, the whole person is quite smooth.

Zhang Yifan: (wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes) Although I can't stand the two teachers a little, in terms of variety show effect, today's whole person is very successful.

Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan: Time flies so fast, it's time for our show to say goodbye again, according to the convention, the end of the show is still our Slandau to end today's show with a song for everyone.

Zhang Yifan: In order to celebrate the success of today's counterattack on the two teachers, let's celebrate.

After saying that, get up and walk under a colored ball, ready to pull open the prepared colored ball belt.

Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan: Then today's counterattack of Slandau was a great success! (After speaking, the two pulled down the color ball belt, who expected that what fell from the color ball was not the color belt, but wheat flour)

At this time, Guo Luxiang and Ma Yuntao walked into the studio.

Guo Luxiang: Hey~~ It's very dangerous for you to have fun with adults.

Zhang Yifan: Ahem (coughed a few times)

The screen switches to the second studio hall, and the first student of Slandau began to sing "Magnolia in Dreams" to end today's program.