MC Jun: (While speaking, playing Silandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Singing to the Future You") What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan: "Puff~"~"Puff~", good evening to all the viewers in front of the TV! I'm Zhang Yifan. Today is the first red-white confrontation of the new year, everyone show their energy!

Everyone (puzzled): Alas, where is the little pig?

Zhang Yifan (pretending to be serious): I was fired!

Crowd (half-convinced): Really?

Note: Due to school reasons, Piggy will be absent from the recording of several episodes of the show again, and starting next month, some Slandau members will temporarily leave the show in order to catch up with Zhang's studies.

Narrator: Because of the addition of the third phase of students, the red and white teams have a new arrangement, and the following is the new team after the two teams have been replaced:

Subtitler:

Red team: Shen Jianyuan (captain), Jing Yu, Shi Wei, Tang Yujie

White team: Qiao Xicheng (captain), Wang Hao, Hua Ziyi, Zhou Huali

Zhang Yifan (complaining): The rare Spring Festival hasn't passed yet, and I'm the only one left. So, let's get down to business, what are we going to play on today's show!

After saying that, the staff pushed the selector up.

Zhang Yifan: So, what is the content of the first red-white confrontation of the year?

After saying that, turn the selection machine, slowly, slowly, until the selection machine stops and the ball rolls out.

Zhang Yifan (pick up the ball): The first songwriting introduction competition in Slandau, (self-hilarity) yes~!

Subtitle: Long enough name, powerful enough words (can be written on the ball)

The crowd looked confused.

At the same time, the staff sent the props to the studio, and the red and white teams each had 4 bottles of milk and 4 small plastic buckets.

Zhang Yifan: So, how is the game played today......

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Qiao Xicheng.

Qiao Xicheng (pointing to Wang Hao beside him): I actually drank milk without permission.

Looking at Wang Hao, who had no sense of discipline, Zhang Yifan showed a fierce face, and Wang Hao, who was frightened, swallowed saliva again and again, and ............ for a long time

Zhang Yifan (expression changed suddenly): Until it was wrong?

Wang Hao: I know it's wrong......

Subtitler: That's it......??!!!

The captains of the two teams surrounded Zhang Yifan with fierce faces.

Zhang Yifan: ⊙_⊙

Long............

Zhang Yifan: I know it's wrong...... (Right away), hey, hey~ You don't need to play this stalk twice in a row.

The laughter of the captains of the two teams and the staff below.

After the staff handed over a bottle of milk again.

Zhang Yifan: The rules of the game are that each team sends a team member, and after we randomly give the tune of a certain song, we sing a certain food we give into the original song created with this tune. And when one of the teams is singing, the other team members all drink a large mouthful of milk in their mouths, provided that they are not allowed to laugh, and the criterion for scoring is how many people laugh and spew milk.

After listening to Zhang Yifan's explanation, it was obvious that everyone was nervous to varying degrees.

Zhang Yifan: So, let's start the competition right away! The following people are here to participate in the first songwriting introduction competition of the Slandau Cup!

Subtitler: So the name is very long and doesn't need to be repeated all the time.

The camera closes up on everyone in the room.

Zhang Yifan: So, after discussion, the final order of appearance is as follows:

Red team: Tang Yujie, Shi Wei, Jing Yu, Shen Jianyuan

White team: Wang Hao, Hua Ziyi, Zhou Huali, Qiao Xicheng

Zhang Yifan: Both teams put the captain in the last place, and they seem to be serious. So, please attack first, Tang Yujie, the first stick of the red team, came out, and at the same time, all four members of the white team drank a big sip of milk!

Zhang Yifan (to Tang Yujie): It seems to be the first solo shot, do you have any feelings?

Tang Yujie: I don't know if I can sing well for a while.

Zhang Yifan: ............

Subtitler: Answering the question, are you nervous?

Zhang Yifan: So, what will be the song for the first question?

"XXXX" with background music XXX

Zhang Yifan: What about a very nice song, so what is the food that needs Tang Yujie to sing?

With that, open a board.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Stinky tofu!

Narrator: Before I started singing and saw the content on the board, there were a few members of the white team who couldn't stand it, so it really didn't matter what happened next?

Zhang Yifan: Then, the stage will be handed over to Tang Yujie!

The melody of XXX's "XXXX" sounded.

Tang Yujie (at a loss): I don't know if it's okay.

Note: Because we can't give you an intuitive sense of hearing, all the following songs can only fill in the lyrics, please forgive me!

Tang Yujie: A piece of tofu ~ commonly known as stinky tofu ~ ......

"Poof" ~ Two members of the white team squirt milk.

Tang Yujie: Although it smells stinky~ but it tastes sweet......

The last two members of the white team puffed out their mouths with difficulty.

Zhang Yifan: It's time! Although it was very funny, it didn't make all the members of the white team laugh, so the red team didn't score. Do you have anything to say about this (facing Qiao Xicheng)?

Qiao Xicheng (wiping the milk droplets from the corners of his mouth with a tissue): It's really not easy to make it up in such a short time, and it can rhyme like this (thumbs up).

Narrator: In the second round of the battle, Wang Hao and Zhou Huali let the scene get out of control, and all the staff stood up and applauded the two, the advertisement is very short, we will be back soon!

Ad:

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Accept the invitation of the sponsor, after the New Year, will gradually create Slandau crafts, as today's production is the Slandau rock group Wang Hao's frog wastebasket design, has begun limited production, please like fans call XXXX-XXX-XXXX to make a reservation!

Good morning and Dao'an greeting bells for Slandau members have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the eleventh issue comes from Wang Hao!

Wang Hao: Morning~!Alas~? Don't you plan to get up yet, it's all sunburned.

Wang Hao: Good night!

Back to the scene:

Zhang Yifan: What is the song that the white team wants to challenge at the first time?

"XXXXXXX" with background music XX sounded

Zhang Yifan: Maybe it will be beneficial to Wang Hao, the first stick, after all, it is also rock music.

Zhang Yifan: So, what is the food to challenge?

After that, open the board.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): BJ roast duck.

Zhang Yifan (seeing Wang Hao and Zhou Huali on stage): The lineup is very luxurious!

Wang Hao: I want to work with Hua Li, I don't know if it's okay?

Zhang Yifan: There is no limit to the number of people, so let's do it according to your own ideas. RED team, please take a big sip of milk, and then the stage will be handed over to you, please~~!

The stage lights dimmed, the two glanced at each other, and following the melody, Wang Hao first used the guitar to do a solo, this excellent performance won the applause of everyone, and suddenly ......

Wang Hao: BJ~BJ......!

Narrator: It came so suddenly that the four members of the RED team almost squirted milk, but they survived.

Narrator: Next is the creation unit of Wang Hao's children's shoes, although the creation is very good, but the red team is puzzled, because there is no laughing point at all, but just when everyone is laxly listening to Wang Hao's creation............

Zhou Huali (suddenly with a high note for Wang Hao's progression): WO~~~

"Poof~" x4

The four members of the red team completely forgot the existence of Zhou Huali beside them, so that they were shocked by this sudden voice......

Subtitler: It's so sudden!

Zhang Yifan (laughs): The white team scores one point!

Shen Jianyuan (laughing, wiping the teardrops from the corners of his eyes): Just listening to Wang Hao's songs really won't be like this, Hua Li's voice is too sudden!

Obviously, the two were also amused by their own performance that they had not discussed beforehand, and although they wanted to hold back, they still laughed in the face of everyone's laughter.

Narrator: Wang Hao and Zhou Huali's excellent performances won the crucial first point for the white team, what kind of excitement will be played in the next game?

Narrator: The game continued to be in full swing, with the two teams tied in the second round and Jing Yu defeating the white team in the third round with an unprecedented score of 4 seconds. The two teams now have one win and one draw each, and the match point of the game has come to the challenge of the captains of both teams.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): I really didn't expect everyone to do a great job in order to make their teams win, it's really a great confrontation, so we will adopt a special comparison for the match point of today's game, and first invite the captains of the two teams to come out.

Shen Jianyuan and Qiao Xicheng stood beside Zhang Yifan with puzzled faces.

Zhang Yifan: In the last round, we will let the two of them sing together, and the remaining three members of the two teams will drink milk at the same time.

Shen Jianyuan (confused): Sing together?

Narrator: That's right~ The last round of the competition will allow the two to have a big confrontation in one person and one sentence, but this special comparison made the choreographer who came up with this gameplay not expect the next incredible development......

Zhang Yifan: So first of all, what ......are the two songs to challenge?

Ringing in the background of Les Landau's "Legend of S"

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Appeared~ appeared!

However, what did not match the jubilant atmosphere was the bitter melon on both faces......

Qiao Xicheng (low pressure): Do you want to hack your own songs?

Zhang Yifan (laughs): As long as you do the lyrics well, you can't be considered self-black, (in front of the No. 1 camera close-up), right?

Subtitler: Who are you asking?

Zhang Yifan: So, what will happen to the key foods?

Open the board......

Zhang Yifan (forced smile): Scallion pancakes.

Zhang Yifan: So, because it is the crucial final round of the tiebreaker, the requirements are relaxed here, as long as you don't make lyrics that demean food, anything that can be used can be used......

Zhang Yifan: You can use ......

Narrator: After that, the scene got out of control for a while...... The ad is short and we'll be back right away!

After the ad:

Zhu Shiji: Hello everyone~! I'm sorry, because of school studies, I have to leave the show for a while, and the burden falls on Yifan alone. However, I believe that the show will continue to bring laughter to everyone as always, and I will continue to work as hard as everyone during the school, and please continue to support us Slandau, thank you!

Back to the scene:

Because it was a song they were familiar with, the two immediately immersed themselves in their own space after seeing the keyword, and after a while, they discussed......

Shen Jianyuan/Qiao Xicheng: We're ready!

Subtitler: I feel like there will be a great masterpiece born!

Zhang Yifan: Then in today's key battle, please drink a big sip of milk at the same time!

Zhang Yifan: Please listen to the last song of the day, "Legend of S".

The melody of "Legend of S" began to sound~

Narrator: According to rock-paper-scissors, Shen Jianyuan will attack first

Shen Jianyuan (serious): On the way out of school, there was a burst of fragrance on the stone bridge. It's a special rich, slightly choppy **, and reason tells me I should go home.

The audience burst into applause.

Qiao Xicheng (swaying to the music): It's a panic that I'm really hungry, chasing the fragrance and looking for that place. It turned out to be around the corner, and the queue overtook the waiting, and I couldn't help but step forward.

"Poof~" x3 (2 RED, 1 WHITE)

Zhang Yifan (laughs): Both of them are serious.

Shen Jianyuan: As long as you say one dollar, isn't the cost of eggs calculated?

Qiao Xicheng: Until you told me who was confused, the chickens were home-raised free-range chickens running all over the mountain

"Poof~" x3 (1 white team, 2 red teams)

Narrator: Although the competition has long ended, because it is so classic, let's listen to the creations of the two first!

Zhang Yifan (laughs): It's about to be the chorus.

(chorus): Shen Jianyuan: The hot scallion pancake, the fragrance still lingers between the lips and teeth, is it really okay to bite into it like this? That kind of scorching heat, irresistible charm, it's not a problem to have a few more.

(chorus): Qiao Xicheng: Simple scallion pancake, how much philosophy is contained in it, it is difficult to see the simple process, or ask. Just the right amount of chopped green onions, a properly controlled amount of fire, and the essence of wisdom over the years.

With the last note of Qiao Xicheng singing, the song ended, and the audience, including the staff, applauded.

Zhang Yifan (laughing and applauding): I'm speechless, you two are so powerful, I really didn't expect the on-site creation to create such a powerful level!

There was another round of applause among the members of Slandau.

The two were also amused by each other's creations, and laughed heartily.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): So, I would like to announce at the end that because of the excellent performance of the two in the last round, the last round was a draw!

Crowd (puzzled): Draw?

Shen Jianyuan: That is, in the end, we won one game each and tied two games?

Zhang Yifan: Yes!

Qiao Xicheng (tentative): That means ......?

Zhang Yifan (high): Both teams accept punishment at the same time!

All:............

The staff pushed the props up.

Everyone (looking at the things on the table that was pushed up): Scallion pancakes?

Zhang Yifan (laughs): That's right, the content of today's punishment is scallion pancakes!

Shen Jianyuan (half-tentatively picked up a scallion pancake and looked at it): But it doesn't seem like there's a problem.

Subtitler: At this time, it suddenly ......

Wang Hao (flinching): It's so greasy on the big night, it seems that I can't do it......

Jing Yu (following closely): I don't think so......

Subtitler: This routine ......!

Shen Jianyuan, the chief who was holding the scallion pancake, immediately thought of something and couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Huali: Yes, it's good to have breakfast, but in the evening......

Shen Jianyuan (with a bitter face): How can I do it if no one eats, the show can't be carried out, so I'll eat......

Staff: Please~~Please~~Please~~!

Shen Jianyuan smiled bitterly and looked sunk.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): But you who are born in the third period really dare to do this, Jianyuan is your seniors no matter what you say.

But after laughing, the chief still picked up the scallion pancake.

Shen Jianyuan (took a bite): Then you're welcome!

The dubbing of the show was suspended, and all the staff silently looked at the chief Shen Jianyuan.

Moment......

Shen Jianyuan (looked at Zhang Yifan): Very ordinary scallion pancakes?!

All (surprised): Alas~~~~?

Shen Jianyuan thought it was his own problem, so he took another bite.

Zhang Yifan (looked at Jianyuan with an expression that wanted to speak and stopped): Then, we have prepared a VTR here, please take a look!

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Narrator: It all started with a sentence from this person......

Zhang Yifan: Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Yifan! Because everyone has worked too hard during the year, so I want to do something to treat everyone!

Narrator: Zhang Yifan, who wants to do something for everyone, what is he presenting for everyone?

Zhang Yifan: Scallion pancakes! But ordinary scallion pancakes don't seem to be able to relieve everyone's fatigue......

Scene:

All (surprised): What's more?

VTR：

Zhang Yifan: This is what I am going to add for you...... Qiang Qiang ~ The latest popular dish of the store that has been providing ingredients for our program, cold ants.

Back to the scene:

Shen Jianyuan (mouth wide open): So the black sesame seeds on it are ......

Zhang Yifan (serious): Ants!

Shen Jianyuan smiled bitterly and patted Zhang Yifan on the back.

The scene burst into laughter.

At the end of the program:

Narrator: This live creation by Shen Jianyuan and Qiao Xicheng will be included on the official website, and fans who like Slandau can download it on their own.

Narrator: At the end of the show, we will give you the first and third student versions of "Still Looking Up at the Same Blue Sky After Separation".

Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!