Narrator: In the cold winter, the moon is full of laughter. All the major spoofs that appeared and did not appear in the early days of Slandau will be presented to all audiences in this issue, and the hilarious special edition that lost 1 hour for the first time in the history of the show has finally kicked off!

In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Silandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

At the beginning of the show, Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shiji played with each other and stopped each other's hands, but in the end, they ......

Zhang Yifan (get rid of Zhu Shi's block): "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" annual large-scale spoof version 2125, yes~~~!!! I am Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shiqian (pretending to be angry and looking at Zhang Yifan): I am Zhu Shidi!

Zhang Yifan (excited): It's finally here, it's finally this day, little pig! In the past, a certain member was spoofed, but all the members of today's special edition can't escape their fate.

Zhu Shiji: I said you were too excited. But it's true that if you think about it, after all, the previous shows were all half-hour systems, and it was the first time that I encountered 1 hour like this, so the script was much thicker than before.

Zhang Yifan (his emotions instantly cooled and apologized to the camera): A rare 1-hour special, but there is only tricks for you.

After a burst of laughter.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): So, today's special appetizer, little pig!

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): An attack from a variety show!

Subtitle:????

The scene cuts to VTR, where a door is pushed open and a man in Superman costume appears. The camera zoomed in, and it turned out to be Zhang Yifan.

Zhang Yifan (emotionally running to the camera): I'M, superman............

However, before the words fell, Zhang Yifan immediately continued

Zhang Yifan: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's a rare opening, and the atmosphere doesn't seem to be coaxed.

In the studio:

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): Are you an idiot?

Zhang Yifan smiled.

Zhang Yifan interviewed: If the spoof is only limited to the same level as before, the audience will get tired of it sooner or later, (serious but very funny) must change, and the spoof will evolve again!

Staff: How do you plan to evolve once?

Zhang Yifan (serious): Let's fly!

Narrator: So what is the evolution proposal that Zhang Yifan came up with after deep thought? On this day, the Slandau Minor Group, who will rush to the studio one after another to record the program-related Q&A, will have a talk, and Zhang Yifan will start a 20-minute flicker, boasting about how powerful he is, and then there will be a radio broadcast to broadcast the fake news of the appearance of the monster, and at this time, Zhang Yifan will disappear, put on a superman suit and run to the sky lock that has been prepared in advance, and fly past the glass of the room. So what will be the reaction of the members, let's wait and see!

Narrator-kun (with the camera focusing on an oncoming boy as he speaks): The first member to accept our spoof is Jiang Yiwei!

Narrator: Because we are still in the middle of the year, Jiang Yiwei, who is happy, never imagined that he would fall into our trap.

Staff (led Jiang Yiwei into the room where Zhang Yifan was already waiting): Please come in!

Jiang Yiwei (thanked the staff): I'm sorry Senior Zhang Yifan, I'm late.

Zhang Yifan: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I just arrived.

Narrator: Because I thought it was a real program discussion, I beat Jiang Yiwei, who was very serious from the beginning, and our Zhang Yifan was about to start dispatching.

Zhang Yifan (scratched his eyebrows and stopped talking): Alas~~Actually~~ I thought about it when I was writing the official information column before~~, but in the end, I ...... （mu）…… How so......

In the face of Zhang Yifan's flickering, the naïve 15-year-old didn't realize that he was going to slowly fall into the spoof, and his little eyes flashed and listened carefully.

Zhang Yifan: Actually, I can fight monsters!

Studio:

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): How can anyone come up and say that he can fight monsters, he should really be making a science fiction movie.

Zhang Yifan smiled.

Back to VTR:

But unexpectedly, Jiang Yiwei grinned and let out a slightly suspicious "sigh~~?" and began to look Zhang Yifan up and down.

Seeing that it had an effect, Zhang Yifan continued......

Zhang Yifan: Actually, this should be a secret, and you can't talk about it casually, but recently... I don't know if you have noticed, wasn't the green belt in XXX Park seriously damaged a few days ago?

Jiang Yiwei (gradually entering the pit, nodding his head): Hmm.

Subtitle: Naive 15 years old, I can only blame you for not paying attention to the news, in fact, the green belt will usher in a new renovation, and the greenery has been temporarily removed.

Zhang Yifan: Actually, it wasn't an ordinary destruction, it was because of the monster!

Zhu Shiji (already laughing crazy): You can blow too much!

Jiang Yiwei stopped talking at this time, and looked at Zhang Yifan in front of him with his mouth open.

Narrator: Then, 20 minutes have passed, and it's about to be the pre-arranged scene.

Zhang Yifan: So............

Room Announcement: An emergency announcement plays next, followed by an emergency announcement.

If an unidentified giant creature appears in the center of the city, please evacuate all staff who are still stranded in the building.

The radio was played again and again.

Zhang Yifan (serious): Damn, has it already begun!

Zhu Shiji: You've completely entered the plot.

Zhang Yifan: Evie, hurry up and evacuate.

After speaking, he was about to turn around and leave, but was stopped by Jiang Yiwei stepping forward.

Jiang Yiwei (already at a loss): Let's go together, it's too dangerous.

Zhang Yifan (continue to pretend to be cool): I'm sorry.

(The sound effect is sad!~~~~)

After speaking, he broke free of Jiang Yiwei's hand and ran out of the room, because he didn't know what to do at all, the helpless Jiang Yiwei squatted in the corner and cried.

Zhu Shiji: Hey~ It's a bit too much, and I'll apologize to Evie afterwards.

Narrator: It's time for Superman to appear, and I saw that Zhang Yifan was fully armed and ready to standby......

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A pre-prepared machine knocked on the glass to attract Evie's attention, and then ......

The sound effect played the sound of Superman's appearance, and I saw Superman played by Zhang Yifan slashing through the glass from the outside of the 10-storey building, and Evie, who was still at a loss in the room, also noticed this scene, and after a long time, Evie said......

Jiang Yiwei: Come on, seniors!?

The studio was already bursting into laughter.

Another 10 minutes passed.

Broadcast: The scene has been controlled because of the appearance of a mysterious person!

Zhang Yifan (pushing the door in): It's still there, but don't worry, it's safe!

I don't know if it's a shock or something else, Jiang Yiwei broke out the following sentence of Bunker Heaven.

Jiang Yiwei: Thank you for saving us!

Finally, it's time for us to decrypt Jiang Yiwei, who is deep in the pit, although I still don't believe that this is a trick, but under the guidance of Zhang Yifan, after seeing the camera in the room, I suddenly realized, laughed and slapped Superman's shoulder playfully.

Back at the scene, applause and laughter continued.

Zhu Shiji (smiling and wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes): When he hid in the corner, he had an expression of being finished.

Zhang Yifan: While laughing, I must say one thing, everyone sees me from the inside camera, and I don't feel the fear of being dozens of meters above the ground at all.

After Zhang Yifan finished speaking, the large screen played the external camera overlooking the picture.

Zhu Shiqian (surprised): It's a shame that you can still write the lines in one go.

Subtitle: Acting school!

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): Then followed by the second round of the trick just now, which one will be the little white into the pit this time!?~~

Back to VTR:

Staff: The opportunity is rare, do you have any friends who want to fix up on weekdays?

Zhang Yifan (without hesitation): Zhou Weichao!

The staff laughed.

Zhang Yifan: Because whether it is him on weekdays or in the show, he is a stuffy gourd, so I really want to see what kind of reaction he will have when he is tricked.

Zhang Yifan (echo): What kind of reaction......

Zhang Yifan (echo): Reaction ......

Narrator: The trick that followed was beyond everyone's expectations, what made Zhu Shi in the studio laugh to tears, all after the short advertisement......

Ad:

Tonight, the opening song "Always Look Forward", prepared by Slandau as the opening guest singer of the April XX and YA Games, will be released for the first time in the program and will be presented to everyone at the end of the program.

Accept the invitation of the sponsor, the New Year after the year, will gradually create Slandau crafts, as today's production is the snail hat design of Ye Ziwei of the Slandau RAP group, which has begun limited production, please call XXXX-XXX-XXXX to make a reservation!

Good morning and Dao'an greeting bells for members of Slandau have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the tenth issue comes from Ye Ziwei!

Ye Ziwei: Dudu~ What, you said it wasn't an alarm sound, I would tell you that it was the sound of my stomach!

Ye Ziwei: Good night!

During the year, Silandau will visit the city's major nursing homes to add a touch of festive atmosphere to the elderly.

Back to show:

After Zhang Yifan's arrangement, we contacted Zhou Weichao, and under the call of fake work, he was rushing to our studio.

Narrator: First of all, let's give a brief explanation of the trick, when Zhou Weichao arrives at the studio, he will enter a pseudo-room made of plastic foam board under the guidance of his agent to take a pre-work break, at which point a series of tricks will begin......

1. When Zhou Weichao is unaware, we will cause the illusion of tripping to turn off the lighting, in the dark, Zhang Yifan will wear infrared glasses into the room, first approach Zhou Weichao, who is unaware, and puncture the balloon.

2. Then the sprinkler on the roof will start to rain artificially.

3. In the end, Zhang Yifan exited the room, continued to put on his superman suit, hung the coercion, broke through the plastic foam board from one side of the room, and flew head-on to Zhou Weichao, giving him a series of surprises............ At least that's what we think............

Zhou Weichao, who was unaware of the agent's guidance, walked towards our room, and our trick was officially announced.

Wait for Zhou Weichao to sit down.

Agent Miss Guo: I may have to wait a while, and I'll call you again when I have to appear.

Zhou Weichao: Okay, trouble!

According to the prior arrangement, Miss Guo left the room.

Narrator: Maybe it was because he was worried that the waiting time would be boring, so Zhou Weichao directly took out his headphones and listened to the music, although he couldn't tell what the music was, but judging from Zhou Weichao's swinging body, it should be a fast song.

Narrator Jun (excited): Then~ Then, under the expectation of Zhang Yifan, who has been waiting outside for a long time, the trick on Zhou Weichao officially kicked off.

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With the sound of "click~", all the lights in the room dimmed, and it was suddenly pitch black, only our hidden camera was still shooting with infrared light.

Narrator: At this time, Zhou Weichao ......

Zhou Weichao (took off the headphones with a blank face): Power outage?

After being silent for a while, after making sure that it was not lit up, Zhou Weichao began to move, and at this time, Zhang Yifan, who was waiting outside, quietly opened the door with infrared glasses and crept in.

Zhou Weichao (hearing the sound of the door being opened, slightly suspicious): Is it Miss Guo?

Narrator: Are we exposed like this?

I saw Zhang Yifan slow down, cautiously walked towards Zhou Weichao, not far from Zhou Weichao, took out a prop from behind him, greeted the hidden camera position, and put it on Zhou Weichao's travel route.

Narrator-kun (camera zooms in): It turns out to be a fart machine that keeps appearing in the show!

However, Zhou Weichao, who didn't know it, still slowly moved towards the door, seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the fart machine...... At this time, Zhang Yifan smiled evilly and took out a bottle of perfume............

Listening to the sound of "poof~", Zhou Weichao stepped on the fart machine.

Narrator: At this time, Zhou Weichao reacted......

I saw that Zhou Weichao was so frightened by this sudden situation that he jumped up, and retreated several meters backwards, but forgot about the couch behind him, and with a scream of "oh oh oh~~", he tripped over the sofa and fell on the sofa.

At the same time, Zhang Yifan took advantage of the victory to chase and sprayed several perfumes on Zhou Weichao's position......

Zhou Weichao (obviously the attack of smell was greater than the pain in the sore spot, so he quickly covered his mouth and nose, got up and hid under the sofa despite the sore spot): It stinks.

Narrator: And Zhang Yifan at this time...... (Surprised) at some point, he put on a gas mask, made a triumphant gesture to the hidden camera, and slowly exited the room.

After the smell subsided a little, Zhou Weichao wanted to leave the room more urgently, and he couldn't care so much......

Zhou Weichao: Is there anyone outside? Is there anyone outside?

Moment......

Staff: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe it's because the maintenance worker broke the cable when repairing the water pipe, so don't turn on the lights now, and take precautions against all possible situations, please find something that can shelter from the rain......

Zhou Weichao (dazed): Alas~~?!

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The roof sprinkler system began to work.

Zhou Weichao (groping in the dark for a place to shelter from the rain): Did you break the water pipe?

(For a moment it feels like something is wrong) Excuse me, what kind of pipe is on top of the room?

Note: The following is nonsense, and the water is special treatment.

Staff: Ah~ I forgot to say, the upper part of the room is the sewer pipe.

Zhou Weichao: ⊙_⊙‖∣

Narrator: At this point, it's time for the final plan.

Long......

Staff: The repairmen said just now, it's all taken care of, now please go back to the sofa and sit down, we're going to start restoring the lighting in the building.

At this time, Zhou Weichao couldn't think about anything anymore, and did it on the sofa according to the staff's instructions.

Narrator: At this time, Zhang Yifan, who was hanging high outside, was also ready to give Zhou Weichao the last big surprise! Zhang Yifan VS Zhou Weichao, what is the final outcome?

Subtitler:

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I saw that when the room was restored to lighting, Zhang Yifan's lock was opened, and Zhang Yifan flew towards the styrofoam room by inertia, smashed through the foam board room, and flew straight in front of Zhou Weichao......

Zhang Yifan: Im, super...... (Man unspoken)

Probably because of the fright, Zhou Weichao made a move that surprised everyone...... Without hesitation, he gave Zhang Yifan a slap in the face......

Zhang Yifan:(┬_┬)

Wait a moment to regain consciousness.

Zhou Weichao (puzzled): Alas?

Zhang Yifan (┬_┬): "Silan Island and the Battle of 100 People" is a success!

Zhou Weichao (displeased): Alas, so what's the show......

Zhang Yifan: It's all fake......

Zhou Weichao (patted his thigh and complained): I'll just say that it's a bit too rushed.

At a time when the atmosphere was awkward......

Zhou Weichao: Should I be scared by what you just did?

Zhang Yifan (still hanging in the air): It stands to reason that this is the case, and then in the end, let's say that the trick was successful!

Zhou Weichao (got up and dragged Zhang Yifan's leg back): Then do it again, I don't know, let's shoot a complete show for the sake of it.

In a moment, everything was ready again.

Zhang Yifan (hanging in mid-air facing the camera): How do you feel like you've been fooled?

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The lock was opened again, and Zhang Yifan flew towards the room again in the original route.

Zhang Yifan: Im, superman!

"Smack~" is another slap!

Zhang Yifan:(┬_┬)

Zhou Weichao (in front of the hidden camera): "Silan Island and the Battle of 100 People" is a successful anti-trick!

Back to the studio.

At this time, Zhu Shiji had already laughed and couldn't turn back and turn himself.

Zhu Shiji: It's really yours, didn't you be a little vigilant when you prepared the second time? The slap hurts.

Zhang Yifan: The first time I was really scared, so I was very vigorous, and the second time it was fun that I realized that something must be wrong, and I volunteered to be recruited.

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): It's really yours. Well, the last trick!

Narrator: This time, the mission is to play tricks on Silandao members Ye Ziwei and Zhang Yiming.

Narrator: One day, after receiving the task of hosting temporary locations, the two of them came to the food court, and of course all this was fake.

Ye Ziwei: "XXX" Hello everyone! I'm Ye Ziwei from Slandau!

Note: "XXX" is the name of the program, but Ye Ziwei may have shouted the wrong program name because he was nervous.

Zhang Yiming: I'm Zhang Yiming!

Ye Ziwei (pointing behind him): Today we came to the famous XXX food street (applause)!

Zhang Yiming (usual complaining): I didn't expect to invite you to whoever you invited.

Laughter from the staff could be heard.

Ye Ziwei: So, what is the first store we want to patronize?

Zhang Yiming: XX hand-rolled dough!

Ye Ziwei: It seems that this store has been very popular recently, so let's go inside!

Staff: CUT~ Very good!

Note: Because this show is fake, you don't need to start over even if you call the wrong program name.

After finding a place to sit down, temporarily enter the stop shooting explanation......

Staff: It's so hot here, the noodles are almost sold, and now there are only two bowls of cold noodles left, so when you eat, please pretend to be hot and blow it.

Faced with such an embarrassing request, the two invariably showed bitter colors.

Ye Ziwei (laughs): It's the first time I've heard that you need to blow on bibime noodles.

Staff: Don't worry, we'll add heat to the cold noodles in post-production, so we'll just do it this time.

Two people: ............

Moment......

Crew: So the shooting continues......

Two bowls of noodles were placed in front of the two of them.

Narrator: In the face of such a request, how can the two of them deduce the plot of Bunker Heaven......

Zhang Yiming: This noodle is very delicious at first glance, and we can already smell it when it is served in front of us just now. (Immediately throw the burden to Ye Ziwei) Then Yezi, I will leave it to you to explain to you.

Ye Ziwei (pretending to be happy): Okay, (pick up a chopstick, blow it, and put it in your mouth) It's hot!It's hot!. The noodles are very smooth and very strong~ so hot!

Subtitle: Acting or something, I'm really sorry for you.

The staff forced a smile.

Staff: OK!

Revisit the picture just now.

Narrator: In the face of the performance just now, we interviewed the owner of the store!

Staff: How is this bibimbine the best?

Boss: It's best to chill it in the refrigerator before eating!

Narrator: Ye Ziwei, I'm glad I hurt you.

Back to the studio.

Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shi clapped their hands with a smile.

Zhu Shiji (emotional): Sure enough, it's good to do such a large-scale trick once in a while!

Zhang Yifan: Next time you go out on location. It's really not tidy.

The staff burst into laughter.

Narrator: At the end of the show, we will present the first public version of the song "Always Look Forward"!

Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!