2124-09-15
MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!
Zhang Yifan: Dear viewers in front of the TV, it is the last day of the week again, let us face the next week with the fullest spirit.
The staff at the bottom shook the question board again and again: little pig, little pig
Zhang Yifan: I haven't forgotten. Alas~ Because Piggy will have an event in the student society today, I will be the host of today's program alone.
Subtitler: It doesn't matter, right?
Zhang Yifan: OK! Let's invite today's team.
Red Team: Qiao Xicheng, Gu Haosheng, Chen Lilai and Ye Ziwei.
White team: Shen Jianyuan, Jiang Yiwei, Zhou Weichao and Zhang Yiming.
Zhang Yifan sat in front of the hosting podium and looked at the white team.
Zhang Yifan: Chief Executive, it seems that after last week's basketball game, the fan base had a great evaluation of your "heroic appearance".
After listening to Zhang Yifan's sarcasm, Shen Jianyuan apologized to the camera.
Zhang Yifan: But it's not without praise, in last week's physical education basketball game, the inverted toilet shot suddenly became the highlight of the game.
Shen Jianyuan: (laughing) In a way, this should be a kind of irony.
The crowd laughed.
Zhang Yifan: But last week's punishment was really a highlight, and even we didn't expect you to be able to make such a sacrifice in addition to the prescribed punishment.
Shen Jianyuan: (The expression on his face sinks suddenly) It's the first time I've been stared at by someone else with the eyes of a psychopath. (Then the expression changed suddenly) But because it's a variety show, in terms of the degree of variety show effect, it's not very good.
Zhang Yifan: Oh~~ Not bad!
The two teams were ready to go, and the staff pushed the selector up.
Zhang Yifan walked to the front of the selection machine.
Zhang Yifan: So what are the items of the two teams playing today......
After saying that, he shook the selection machine, and under the expectant eyes of everyone, the selection machine rotated and gradually slowed down, alas, what no one expected was that the table tennis ball was blocked at the entrance of the hole because of the snatching of several others. This sudden situation made everyone laugh.
Subtitler: The variety show works well
Zhang Yifan reached out and took out the table tennis ball stuck in the hole, and turned the writing side towards the camera.
Zhang Yifan: Today's project is "high-altitude bungee jumping"
Everyone: Ah~~~~ (screaming)
Zhang Yifan: I got a good project.
Qiao Xicheng: I said, there are no normal projects in the machine?
Zhang Yifan: Isn't it good, (making a contemplative expression) High-altitude bungee jumping, I wanted to play it a long time ago.
Qiao Xicheng: (with a disdainful expression) Feelings don't tell you to jump.
Jiang Yiwei: That, I'm sorry, senior......
Jiang Yiwei's words made everyone's eyes turn to the side of the white team, but they found that Shen Jianyuan didn't know when he hid outside the camera.
Qiao Xicheng: I know you're afraid of ghosts, even high-altitude bungee jumping?
Shen Jianyuan blinked thoughtfully and shook his head violently.
Zhang Yifan: But the game is the game, of course, if you really can't do it, you can just give up the game.
The three members of the white team looked at Shen Jianyuan.
Perhaps because he lost the game directly without even playing, Shen Jianyuan, who was stronger, suddenly lost his courage.
Zhang Yifan: Ladies and gentlemen, the members have been taken to the way to the high-altitude bungee jumping point (the small screen in the lower left corner of the screen plays the picture of the members on the road), and then I will explain the game for you, the venue of this competition is to celebrate the 68 years of XXX theme park built to celebrate the 68 years of Zhou Qing built 68 meters of high-altitude bungee jumping, the members use the method of reincarnation, which team can not bungee jump, the other team is declared to win, and in the case of both teams have completed the bungee jumping (100 judges with both hands pointing to the side) by our judges according to the performance of the team members to determine the winning sideγ
Zhang Yifan: Have you arrived?
At this time, the sun was setting, and the members were standing at the door of the XXX theme park, and the sunset in the west not only did not affect everyone's enthusiasm, but ushered in a new wave of people's climax.
Zhang Yifan: Chief, it doesn't matter, I don't think your expression is quite right.
Shen Jianyuan waved his hand, wanting to tell everyone that it didn't matter, but the corners of his mouth still twitched unconsciously.
When everyone came to the bungee jumping point, before they could walk up, they happened to usher in a person who jumped from a high place, which frightened Shen Jianyuan and took several steps back.
The flow of people has finally flowed to the members, are you ready?
Zhang Yifan: Alas, how do you decide the order?
Qiao Xicheng: First of all, our red team will jump.
Zhang Yifan: Oh~ full of courage, is it not for you to take the lead in the first baton.
Qiao Xicheng: No.
Zhang Yifan: Give me back what I expect from you.
Qiao Xicheng: I said that this is really not a joke (as I speak, the camera shoots down from the vantage point), this height can only be experienced by yourself.
After a bustle, the distribution is as follows:
Red team order: Gu Haosheng, Ye Ziwei, Chen Lilai, Qiao Xicheng
White team order: Zhang Yiming, Zhou Weichao, Jiang Yiwei, Shen Jianyuan
As he spoke, Gu Haosheng, who was the first stick, had already completed his armament and walked towards the bungee jumping point.
Zhang Yifan: Oh, yes, courage.
Count down to 3, 2, 1 on the screen......
With a "bang", Gu Haosheng jumped out. The red team made the first baton without a hitch. Next is Zhang Yiming, the general of the white team, who has been serving as the captain of the white team's special attack team, but he showed a trace of hesitation at this time, hesitated for a moment at the bungee jumping point, and finally mustered up the courage to jump.
Zhang Yifan: Alas, although everyone is full of courage, this is a variety show after all, and if you can't make any laughs, it will have a great impact on the ratings.
An on-site judge: What kind of words or actions can become a laughing point?
Zhang Yifan: (thoughtfully) For example, say goodbye to the rope and say that you have to be stronger.
Atmosphere: ..................
Zhang Yifan: To be honest, I also feel very cold, but everyone cooperates with me.
"Poof", the laughter of the program producer was heard quietly around.
The screen continues to cut back to the outfield.
After several consecutive win-loss games, it soon reached the match point of the last member of each team.
Qiao Xicheng: Alas, I thought I would have been able to end the game before.
Subtitle: I'm sorry for you, accept the baptism of bungee jumping.
Qiao Xicheng complained as he walked towards the starting point of bungee jumping, and the staff began to equip Qiao Xicheng.
Qiao Xicheng: Is this safe?
The staff looked at Qiao Xicheng in surprise and smiled.
Staff: Rest assured, all the equipment is made of materials that have gone through thousands of trials, so you can rest assured in terms of safety.
Qiao Xicheng: Oh~~
Moment.
Qiao Xicheng: May I ask if I will keep falling and hit the ground with such a "poof" on my face (saying that the palm of my hand "poof" slapped on my face).
The staff finally couldn't help but laugh.
Staff: Please rest assured, there will be no problems, because bungee jumping is an exciting entertainment project, so we have not slackened in terms of safety, in line with the attitude of being responsible for the safety of every player's life, so you can rest assured.
Qiao Xicheng: Oh~~
After a while, the equipment was put on, and the staff accompanied Qiao Xicheng to the bungee jumping point.
Qiao Xicheng: I said,......
Zhang Yifan in the studio: Enough, one or two laughs are enough, don't talk about it anymore.
Qiao Xicheng was ready, and his face put away his original uninhibitedness and became serious.
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As the last number on the screen appeared, Qiao Xicheng shouted "MyGod" and jumped out of the bungee jumping platform.
With the four members of the red team completing the bungee jump, the invisible pressure obviously fell on Shen Jianyuan, the chief who is now holding the pillar and not letting go.
Zhang Yiming: Chief Executive, today's match point will be handed over to you.
In the face of the team's please, Shen Jianyuan still hugged the pillar tightly and shook his head desperately.
Qiao Xicheng: If it doesn't work, forget it, don't force yourself, we just need to win today.
Perhaps stimulated by Qiao Xicheng's words, although Shen Jianyuan was still holding the pillar, his face changed.
Zhou Weichao: I'll invite you to dinner.
Shen Jianyuan shook his head.
Jiang Yiwei: I'll treat you to pasta.
Shen Jianyuan suddenly came to the spirit.
Shen Jianyuan: Really.
Qiao Xicheng: Hey~ You're not so easy to pass away.
Shen Jianyuan walked to the bungee jumping point, and the staff dressed him in equipment, but his face still showed a trace of timidity and hesitation.
Accompanied by the staff, Shen Jianyuan walked to the bungee jumping platform.
But after walking to the bungee jumping platform and looking down, Shen Jianyuan let out an "ah" and retracted his body.
Zhang Yiming: Chief, you can do it.
Zhou Weichao: We've all jumped off, you can definitely do it.
The cheers of the team members came from 68 meters down.
Shen Jianyuan wanted to respond to everyone's encouragement, but his body still retracted unconsciously.
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"Come on, you can. β
At some point, more voices came from 68 meters down.
Shen Jianyuan looked down with courage, and found that at some point, the Slandau fans who came to XXX theme park learned about the filming of the show and rushed to cheer for Shen Jianyuan.
In the face of the encouragement of the fans below, Shen Jianyuan is still doing a difficult struggle in his heart, but in order to respond to all the fans who support him and support Slandao, Shen Jianyuan took a difficult step... One-step... Finally stood in front of the bungee jumping platform.
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After the countdown, Shen Jianyuan hesitated for the last time, closed his eyes, and jumped out.
Shen Jianyuan's jump from Slandau's "Legend of S" is a step to overcome his own lack of good things, and it is also a response to all the fans who support Slandao.
Everyone ran to Shen Jianyuan, who had completed the bungee jumping.
Qiao Xicheng: Jianyuan, it doesn't matter.
Shen Jianyuan shook his head with tears on his face.
Ye Ziwei: Do you have anything to say at this moment?
Subtitler: I'm getting the order wrong.
Shen Jianyuan looked at Jiang Yiwei.
Shen Jianyuan: Evie, does your pasta still count?
The scene cuts back to the studio, and everyone present laughs.
Zhang Yifan: (puts away his smile) In the end, I still mustered up the courage to complete the jump. However, this also gave us a problem, both teams successfully completed the bungee jump, which team won the victory.
Judge A: I think because it's a variety show, Qiao Xicheng's words to the staff obviously add points to his team, and I may vote for the red team.
Judge B: That said, in response to the support and expectations of all fans, Shen Jianyuan of the white team completed the bungee jumping that he was not good at and overcame the bungee jumping, which is a big breakthrough, and I think this is a support and praise.
Zhang Yifan: It seems that the judges already have their own ideas, okay, let's ask the judges to decide today's winning team.
After a moment of thought.
Zhang Yifan: Please show the color card.
This time it's clear that there are more white than red.
Zhang Yifan: I would like to announce that the winner today is the white team.
Zhang Yifan: Can you hear the voice?
Outsider: Yes.
Zhang Yifan: The judges have made their final deliberations, and the winner today is the white team.
RED TEAM: Alas~~~??
Zhang Yifan: Then according to the usual practice, please select the most ineffective player today and accept our punishment.
Qiao Xicheng: (for a moment of contemplation) I think today's Lailai (Chen Lilai) is very weak.
Zhang Yifan: How do you say it?
Qiao Xicheng: Isn't this a variety show, I just found evidence from the camera replay.
The following is the content of the evidence:
Chen Lilai jumped off the bungee jumping platform, but unlike everyone before, there was no change in the expression on his face, and he looked very calm.
Zhang Yifan: This is a variety show, and this kind of cheating daddy's unhelpful expression is absolutely unacceptable.
Qiao Xicheng: Emperor of Expressions, please demonstrate to Lai Lai what is a variety show expression.
Zhang Yifan did not hesitate to make a frightened expression that would be shown in the bungee jumping, but the expression that made the outfield laugh was once again ruthlessly coldened by the scene.
Zhang Yifan: (straightens out the clothes) So that's it. Today's punishment decision of Chen Lilai!
Zhang Yifan: The location of this punishment is the well-known XXX Pedestrian Street, and now is the time when the flow of people is at its peak.
An eagle-eye camera tracks and shoots on the pedestrian street at night.
Zhang Yifan: Chen Lilai, have you arrived?
Somewhere caught by the camera, Chen Lilai walked into the crowd.
Philip Chan: Yes.
Zhang Yifan: Then choose a good place and start.
Chen Lai: Alas.
Although Chen Lilai complained verbally, he still found a place with the most people, and then took out a large balloon on his body.
Chen Lilai: Everyone, excuse me for a moment, and I will bring you a program, hoping to bring some joy to the busy week or a week of study that will start tomorrow.
After speaking, put the big balloon into the head until the nose, then inhale with the mouth, and exhale through the nose to make the balloon gradually puff up.
And the pedestrians around gradually stopped, using mobile phones to take pictures of this young man's stunts, and some followed Chen Lilai to blow for him, and the scene was jubilant.
However, the truth is not as simple as imagined, after the balloon is blown to a certain extent, Chen Lilai, who is obviously a little exhausted, can't make the balloon start to inflate a little more, and it is so coincidental that when Chen Lilai was about to breathe, the ruthless balloon flew away with a "whirl".
Richard Chan: Damn.
Zhang Yifan: The situation is not good.
And just as Chen Lilai gasped a few times and was about to try again, the passers-by around him:
Passerby A: Come on!
Passerby B: Come on!
In the encouragement of everyone, Chen Lilai put the balloon into his head again, and began to try again, the balloon began to inflate, gradually, gradually...... With a "bang", the balloon finally lasted to the maximum and exploded.
Passers-by were amused by the boy's performance and let out a knowing smile.
Passerby C: He seems to be a member of Slandau.
Passerby: Really, it's really a member of Slandau, it seems to be Chen Lilai.
All of a sudden, the pedestrian street was jubilant.
Chen Lilai: Hello everyone, I am Chen Lilai from Slandau, and I hope that the small performance just now can relieve everyone's fatigue in the past week and better welcome the busy schedule of the new week starting tomorrow.
At the end of the show, Chen Lilai led all the passers-by to the Eagle Eye camera.
Chen Lilai/Everyone: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" is successful!
MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!