MC-kun: (Playing Slando's Legend of Slandau while talking) What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: Good evening, viewers in front of the TV, thank you for locking in the program on Sunday night!

Zhu Shiji: Tomorrow everyone will start to be busy again. (Said to Zhang Yifan)

Zhang Yifan nodded.

Zhang Yifan: Okay, let's invite the two teams for today.

On both sides, the red and white teams entered.

Red Team: Qiao Xicheng, Gu Haosheng, Chen Lilai and Ye Ziwei

White team: Shen Jianyuan, Jiang Yiwei, Zhou Weichao and Zhang Yiming

Zhang Yifan walked towards Ye Ziwei of the red team.

Zhang Yifan: Ye Zi, it seems that after your trip to the office building last week, it suddenly became a topic of conversation there.

Ye Ziwei showed a look of loss.

Zhu Shiji: But despite his limited ability, he still really brought laughter to everyone.

Ye Ziwei: (gearing up) White team, see if I don't beat you today.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~~ Bursting with confidence. But there is one thing that needs to be told to everyone, and that is that our next punishment will be more and more severe and cruel (said with a wicked laugh), so you should be mentally prepared.

The two teams are ready to go, and the staff please come out of the selection machine.

Zhu Shi walked to the selection machine.

Zhu Shiji: What are the events of today's match between the two teams......

After speaking, he shook the selection machine, and under the expectant eyes of everyone, the selection machine rotated, gradually slowed down, stopped with a "tick", and then a table tennis ball rolled out. Zhu Shi picked up the ball and pointed the side of the table tennis ball writing at the camera.

Zhu Shiji: Today's project is "basketball".

Everyone: Oh~~/Alas~~~

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ This time it seems to be powerful against the red team.

Qiao Xicheng: Today I can finally be ashamed.

MC Jun: As you can see, the red team is a good basketball player, and the white team is an amateur except for Zhang Yiming.

Shen Jianyuan: Although we don't have all the best basketball players like their pair, basketball is a team competition, and we have to convey to them that basketball is not just good skills.

Hearing Shen Jianyuan's words, Qiao Xicheng stepped forward unconvinced.

Qiao Xicheng: Technique is not the most important thing, don't you give me a "toilet down" shooting when the time comes.

After speaking, Shen Jianyuan was speechless with shame.

Zhang Yifan: It's full of gunpowder before it opens, not bad!

The screen switches to the temporary stadium, and the small screen in the upper right corner of the screen shows Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shiji in the studio.

Zhang Yifan: As you can see, the two of us are responsible for covering the live situation of this game.

Zhu Shiji: This game is not so much full of technical content, but also full of artistic confrontation full of laughter.

Zhang Yifan: Let me explain the rules, the game is divided into two halves, each game is 10 minutes, with a 3-minute halftime, and 3 players are allowed to play the game, but they are allowed to replace players freely.

Zhu Shiji: It seems that the captains of both teams do not intend to play at the beginning.

The referee threw a coin, the right to serve fell into the hands of the white team, and with a "beep~", the referee blew the whistle of the game.

Zhu Shiji: Audience in front of the TV, the game has begun!

The ball passed to Zhang Yiming, Zhang Yiming broke through with the ball, but was stopped by Chen Lilai and passed to Jiang Yiwei.

"Beep~."

Zhang Yifan: Ah, it's the first time I've seen you walk so elegantly.

Chen Lilai served, passed the ball to Ye Ziwei, Ye Ziwei broke through with the ball, was blocked by Zhang Yiming, took advantage of Zhang Yiming's unpreparedness, and then passed to Gu Haosheng, Gu Haosheng's long pass had already run to Chen Lilai, who had already run to the basket, and Chen Lilai made a violent dunk.

Zhu Shiji: Ah, scored.

Zhang Yiming served, passed the ball to Zhou Weichao, Zhou Weichao broke through with the ball, was blocked by Ye Ziwei, passed back to Zhang Yiming, Zhang Yiming quickly found Jiang Yiwei who had broken into the basket, and a pass was successfully passed to Jiang Yiwei.

"Beep"

Seeing Jiang Yiwei's posture of making a layup, Zhang Yiming's eyes widened.

Zhang Yifan: Haha~ Don't you even know the number of layup steps.

Five minutes later, the red team scored one after another, and the white team barely caught up with the score when Zhang Yiming took the lead alone.

Zhang Yifan: Will this game make the audience who loves basketball lose their love for it?

Zhu Shiji: But in terms of variety show effect, maybe it's good!

"Beep", the referee blew the whistle at the end of the first half.

MC Jun: At the end of the first half, the score was 31-19 led by the red team.

Zhu Shiji: Audience in front of the TV, let's temporarily enter a commercial, and come back to continue to witness the birth of the final victory team.

Zhang Yifan: I hope that no one will change the channel by then.

The advertisement ended, the halftime was also over, and the red and white teams finally made substitutions, with Shen Jianyuan of the white team replacing Jiang Yiwei, and Qiao Xicheng of the red team replacing Gu Haosheng.

With a "beep" and the referee's whistle, the second half began.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Ye Zi broke through with the ball and shook Zhang Yiming who came to intercept.

Shen Jianyuan and Zhou Weichao stepped forward to double pack, and Ye Ziwei took the ball to the free throw line to jump.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ beautiful horseback archery.

Ye Ziwei served, the ball passed to Qiao Xicheng's hands, Qiao Xicheng aimed at Chen Lilai, who had already run to the penalty area, and no one expected to be stolen by Shen Jianyuan, who ran quickly from the side.

Zhu Shiji: Oh~ The total length of hair is powerful.

Zhang Yifan: I heard that the chief is on the school track and field team at school, and he focuses on sprinting, and his instant explosiveness and judgment are different from ordinary people.

Between the two of them, Shen Jianyuan passed the ball to Zhang Yiming on the outside, Zhang Yiming continued to pass the ball to Shen Jianyuan in the penalty area, Shen Jianyuan jumped, jumped...

Subtitle Jun: One by one + is really a pit daddy's inverted toilet type.

Zhang Yifan: The ball is in! The ball is in!

The three whites hugged together to celebrate the opening goal of the second half, but the three on the red team chuckled at Shen Jianyuan's unique shooting posture.

In the last 2 minutes of the second half, there was no suspense in the game, (==Although there was no suspense before the game started) but the white team still fought tenaciously and did not miss a chance to throw.

"Beep~Beep~Beep" The referee blew the whistle for the whole game, and the final score of the game was 68-48, and the red team defeated the white team.

Zhu Shiji: In the end, the red team won.

Zhang Yifan: 呲~ There is no top ten goals, otherwise the toilet bowl iron of the total length will definitely be able to enter the top three.

After the number of two people in the studio fell, the two teams returned to the studio.

Zhu Shiji: Everyone has worked hard.

Zhang Yifan ran in front of the red team.

Zhang Yifan: Is there anything you want to say?

Qiao Xicheng: This game is really entertaining.

"Hahaha~~." The studio was filled with laughter.

Zhu Shi ran to Zhang Yiming, who was panting.

Zhu Shiji: It's hard work, do you have anything to say?

Zhang Yiming: Daddy.

After speaking, Shen Jianyuan and Jiang Yiwei apologized to Zhang Yiming.

Subtitle: Yiming, I'm sorry for you.

Zhang Yifan: So in today's confrontation, the winner is, the red team!

RED Team Four: yes~

Zhu Shiji: Then please ask the white team to choose the least powerful player today to accept the punishment.

Zhang Yiming: It's definitely Evie.

Zhou Weichao: People just don't know how to play, they're already working hard.

Qiao Xicheng: Yes, yes, everyone has seen his serious attitude.

Subtitler: Is this posture ......

Shen Jianyuan: Okay, I'll accept the punishment.

Everyone: Please, please~!

Subtitles:=、= That's it.

Zhu Shiji: Is there anything you want to say?

Shen Jianyuan: (facing Ye Ziwei) Ye Zi, I can understand what you said last issue about a group of teammates who sold their teammates.

Shen Jianyuan accepted the punishment and left the studio, and everyone came to the camera, which was the employee canteen of a certain company.

Zhang Yifan: This is where the chief executive was punished today.

Qiao Xicheng: Oh~Oh, there are still a lot of people, it doesn't matter.

Zhu Shiji: (to Mike) Jianyuan, have you arrived?

A figure appears in camera feed.

Shen Jianyuan: It's here.

The sharp-eyed teammates immediately saw something.

Zhou Weichao: The captain seems to be holding something in his hand.

Chen Lilai: It seems to be chopsticks.

Zhu Shiji: OK! I'll take my instructions later.

After a while.

Zhu Shiji: Sit down at the table closest to you first.

Shen Jianyuan swallowed his saliva, approached the seat stupidly, and after a suspicious look from the company's employees who bowed their heads to eat and chat, it seemed that nothing had happened safely.

Zhu Shiji: Jianyuan.

Shen Jianyuan: (whispering) Yes.

Zhu Shiji: Now pick up your chopsticks and quickly pick up the side dish of the employee next to your seat.

Shen Jianyuan: Alas~~!

Shen Jianyuan's surprise immediately made everyone's eyes look at him. Shen Jianyuan made an apologetic gesture, and everyone returned to their thoughts.

Zhu Shiji: Jianyuan, be fast, or it will be over.

Shen Jianyuan: (whispering) Little pig, you wait for me.

Just as the two employees sitting next to Shen Jianyuan finished chatting and were about to continue eating, Shen Jianyuan was quick and quickly picked up a piece of fried chicken from one of the employees' side dishes and put it in his mouth.

Everyone in the remote broadcast hall laughed like crazy at the moment.

Zhu Shiji: (Smiles) Jianyuan, say to the person next to you, wow~ It's really unpalatable.

Shen Jianyuan: (poof, I almost didn't squirt out the fried chicken nuggets, but I still settled my emotions) Wow~ This fried chicken nuggets are really unpalatable!

The two employees laughed out loud, and I don't know where such a strange teenager appeared and made such a strange move.

Zhu Shiji: Okay Jianyuan, the punishment is over.

Zhang Yifan: No, no, it seems that he doesn't plan to end it yet.

Puzzled, everyone put their eyes on the picture again.

Subtitler: Do you think variety shows are not effective?

Shen Jianyuan got up and walked towards another table, and in front of this table sat two people who were dressed differently from the staff in the entire restaurant.

Zhu Shiji: It's not good, it seems that these two have a lot of identity.

Shen Jianyuan stopped near the table, so that the two who were chatting about something were suddenly attracted to this young man and looked at him.

Zhang Yifan: Chief Executive, don't, if you do this, our program team doesn't know how to apologize.

After the two young men before meeting had nothing else to do, they continued to bury their heads in talking about their own affairs, who expected, at the moment of this meeting, Shen Jianyuan stretched out his chopsticks, quickly picked up a large chopstick in the spaghetti of one of them and ate it into his mouth, then turned around and left slowly, and did not forget to leave a sentence when leaving, wow~.......

Subtitler: Chief, it's not because I ran into my favorite noodle type, I'm sorry.

At this time, everyone in the studio was happy and worried, and they opened their mouths to shout that it was not good.

Employee A: Alas, isn't that Shen Jianyuan from Slandau?

Employee B: Yes, it's really him, is he filming "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred"?

After the shouting of employees came from nowhere, more and more employees recognized Shen Jianyuan and immediately gathered around him.

Employee C: My child is a fan of yours, please help me leave an autograph.

Employee Ding: Can I take a photo with you?

"Ahem."

There was a coughing sound from behind the crowd, and everyone's voices were startled all of a sudden, and a gap appeared in the crowded crowd, which turned out to be the two people in the seat where Shen Jianyuan stole just now.

All employees: Managers.

Everyone thought that Shen Jianyuan's arrival would be criticized by the manager, but they didn't expect it.

Manager: (stepping forward and holding Shen Jianyuan's hand) Thank you for coming, our company has been ignoring the meaning of happy work because of busy work, your arrival today has made the smile on the faces of the employees who have lost their laughter again, thank you.

After speaking, he leaned close to Shen Jianyuan's ear.

Manager: (whispering) Actually, my family is all fans of Slandau, so I'm sorry I didn't recognize it just now.

Shen Jianyuan: (smiles at the manager) It's good that it doesn't affect everyone!

Then he said to everyone present.

Shen Jianyuan: Hello everyone, I'm Shen Jianyuan from Slandau, I hope I didn't cause trouble to everyone just now!

The cheers in the restaurant reached its peak at once.

At the end of the show, Shen Jianyuan led all the employees to the hidden camera.

Shen Jianyuan/Everyone: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" is successful!

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!