299.Chapter 299: Brother Biao's Troubles
"Okay, here's the problem." Lynch snapped his fingers in confirmation.
"What do you mean?" The little black fat man leaned over and asked.
"Don't you understand that?" Lynch glanced at him and explained, "Quite simply, if there are flies, why are they only in your dish?" β
"I ...... How could I know ......?"
"That's right, if it's really that the shrimp is not clean, it is also fried in a pot, why don't others eat flies, but you eat them?" The fat chef also asked very curiously, just now he was still puzzled by this matter, and now it seems that this thing has indeed happened a little strangely.
"You...... You guys are clearly strong words! The little black fat man never expected that Lynch would be able to start with such a neglected detail.
"Hehe, are we arguing with reason? I think it's you thieves who shout to catch thieves, right? Han Shiyao bared her teeth at him with disdain.
"Anyway, the dish was made by your cook, and the flies were found in the dish, which is ironclad evidence!"
"Are you sure the flies were found in the dish? And not that you put it in on purpose? Lynch smiled indifferently and said, "You dare to use this kind of trick on the bad street?" β
"You...... You, you, you nonsense! Who goes out with flies? The little black fat man was exposed to the truth by Lynch, and his feelings immediately became impatient, and he even began to stutter when he spoke.
"Good people naturally don't bring them, but bad people, maybe it's okay." Lynch said.
"What evidence do you have that I put the flies in on purpose?"
"The evidence is readily available." After Lynch finished speaking, he picked up a pair of chopsticks from the table, squatted on the ground and pulled the crayfish away, found a dead fly from it, stuck it to the chopsticks, looked around and said: "Everyone, look at it, although this fly is dead, the body is very complete, and there is no trace of being cooked in oil, what does this mean, I don't think I need to explain too much, right?" β
As soon as this remark came out, the audience immediately talked about it, after all, Lynch's analysis was still very reasonable to them.
"You...... Who the hell are you? The little black fat man was a little stupid, he really wondered if Lynch was possessed by Sherlock Holmes.
How can such subtle details be perceived by him and used as strong evidence to overturn his previous remarks.
"Just like you, ordinary people." Lynch gave the answer with a smile.
"That'...... Maybe it was a misunderstanding, maybe the fly flew into the air and suddenly got tired and happened to fall into our plate. The little black fat man clearly knew that if he insisted on what he just said, no one would want to believe him, so it was better to think of a compromise and protect himself first.
"Tired of flying?" Lynch asked rhetorically with a smile, and said: "In my opinion, it's not that the flies are tired, but that you are tired of acting, right?" β
"I ...... What am I playing? β
"You know what kind of play you play, do you still need to ask me?" When Lynch said this, his expression suddenly turned cold: "I sue you, what annoys me the most is that you are a social scum, you say that you are not good at blackmailing anyone, but you want to blackmail other people's hard-earned money, don't you feel a cool breeze behind you when you spend it?" β
"You...... You're in charge! I can slander whoever I like, and I don't need you to educate me! The little black fat man was excited, and directly released the truth.
By the time he realized his mistake and was about to cover his mouth, everyone present was already boosing.
"Wow, it turns out that you really put the flies!" Yang Huiqi, who learned the truth, turned pale, if it weren't for Lynch and them today, he would probably have suffered this dumb loss.
"It's not ......" The little black fat man was also confused by Lynch, he just didn't expect that Lynch's control of details was so rebellious.
"It's not nothing, I almost believed your nonsense!" Yang Hui said angrily.
"Damn, this kind of person just owes a beating!"
"Send Ya to the Public Security Bureau!"
"Oops, ran two ......"
The crowd was in chaos, and the two accomplices saw that the shape was wrong, and they brutally opened the crowd, and ran towards the mouth of the alley like rats crossing the street.
"Want to run?" Lynch frowned slightly, picked up an empty wine bottle from the ground, and threw it with a whoosh
It happened to hit the back of one of them on the back, and the guy who hurt whimpered, and the wolf fell to the ground.
At the same time, the bottle in Lin Miaomiao's hand also attacked fiercely, slamming on the back of another person, directly knocking him to the ground, and knocking his elbows and knees to pieces.
"If you want to run, I won't stop you." Looking at the little black fat man who looked like he had fallen into evil, Lynch threatened.
The little black fat man said in his heart that I was still running a fart, I don't want to be beaten as a target.
When Zhang Liang pulled the two little brothers over, Lynch said as if he were looking at a prisoner: "Say, what should I do about this?" Public or private? β
"How do you say it? What about private? β
"Public, I'll hand you over directly to the police, and compensate the victim for the loss."
"Victim?" The little black fat man was obviously stunned, how could he even get the victim out, I ...... Who did I hurt me?
"Yes, my mom and I are victims!" Han Xiaoniu said seriously.
"I ...... What have I done to you? β
"You forced my mother to eat flies, who did you say you harmed?" Han Shiyao's beautiful eyes widened and shouted angrily.
"No...... Didn't you eat it? β
"That's not going to work!" Han Xiaoniu didn't reason with him at all, so she said badly: "Anyway, you brought the flies, and you put them in the dish, which shows that you like to eat flies very much." β
"No, no, no, you can't kill it!" When the little black fat man heard Han Shiyao's request, he immediately made a posture that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
"Really?" As soon as Lynch's fingers moved, a dark gold dagger appeared in his palm, and he slashed the corner of the iron table, and the entire corner of the table was cut off flatly, which was more effective than a cutting machine.
"What are you going to do?!" The little black fat man lives so big, he has never seen such a knife as sharp as clay, if this thing fights, it is absolutely unmatched.
"Say, do you want a nose or ears?" Lynch asked.
"What...... What do you mean? What nose and ears? β
"If you want a nose, I'll cut off both of your ears, and if you want ears, I'll cut off your nose." Lynch explained it quite clearly.
"You...... You are breaking the law, you know? I'm going to call the police! "The little black fat man said in his heart what kind of people are these, he said that he cut his ears and cut his ears, and he said that he cut his nose and cut his nose, you think this is a video game, wow?
"Call the police?" Lynch smiled coldly, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and handed it to him: "Come on, come on, you report one for me to see." β
In Lynch's view, people like them are generally repeat offenders and repeat offenders, and they definitely have a criminal record in the public security bureau, and when the time comes, they will be intervened by the police, and they will not have their good fruit to eat.
"I ...... I'm just talking...... "Where does the little black fat man dare to call the police, just like Lynch thought, he is a frequent visitor in the detention center, and it hasn't been long since he was released last time."
"Don't dare to report? That's easy, eat the flies on the ground, and I'll let you go. As Lynch spoke, the dark gold dagger spun and jumped on his fingertips, looking like performing magic, as dazzling as he could.
The little black fat man was devastated in his heart, he originally thought that he could extort a sum of money from the boss lady, but he didn't expect to meet a ruthless person like Lynch.
If I didn't eat it, he would cut off my nose or ear......
"To eat or not to eat?" Lynch doesn't have much patience to spend here with him, and since you can use such despicable means to slander people, then why can't I repay the favor in the other way?
Facing the sharp dagger in Lynch's hand, the little black fat man had to hold back his nausea and pull out all the dead flies.
Flies look small, but the effect is the same as maggots in the toilet, who dares to pinch them and put them in their mouths?
Isn't there such a saying, saying that it is more disgusting than eating flies, and it is said that the nausea of flies is dΓΉ, and this nausea is psychological, much stronger than the physiological reaction.
However, Lynch didn't feel like he was bullying people, he just wanted to use this method to plant a shadow in the hearts of this group of people from now on.
When they want to use this trick to deceive people, they will naturally have a conditioned reflex.
"You can't swallow it, can you? Xiao Liang, help him. Lynch said impatiently.
"Okay." Zhang Liang himself is not a good boy, there are many ways to rectify people, I saw him pick up an iron drill for barbecue, and stabbed the little black fat man's buttocks without saying anything.
"Mom!" Sadly, this iron chisel hit crookedly, and it happened to pierce into his chrysanthemum, and he opened his mouth wide in an instant, and even his facial features were a little out of position.
Lynch saw an opportunity to shove the flies collected in the spoon into his mouth and poked them down again.
The little black fat man only felt an itch in his throat and eyes, and his throat stirred, so he omitted the process of chewing and swallowed six flies directly.
"Wow, that's disgusting!" This guy's mood at this moment can be described as "more disgusting than eating flies". γ
"Wu Dalang, flies are delicious, right?" Han Xiaoniu saw him swallow it, and the anger in her heart decreased a lot.
"Bah, ......" The little black fat man lay on the ground in pain, wanting to vomit and couldn't vomit, how uncomfortable it was.
After being disgusted for a while, he stood up with the support of his accomplices, gasped, and said, "I...... Can we go? β
Lynch smiled lightly and said: "It's okay to go, first settle the meal money just now, and the things you smashed, plus my sister's mental loss fee, I won't cheat you, give a thousand yuan to pull down." β
The little black fat man said that he would pay a thousand yuan for whatever he said, what kind of loss did your sister have mentally?
However, he only dared to make this complaint in his heart, and did not dare to bring it to his mouth, so he had to touch his whole body, and the result was only more than 700 yuan.
"Sister Yang, is this money enough for you to count?" Lynch didn't really want to pit this guy, he just wanted to recover the loss of the barbecue stall, after all, Yaoyao's parents earned hard-earned money.
"Enough is enough." Yang Hui was not polite, and accepted it directly, which shows that she did not treat Lynch as an outsider.
Lynch waved at them and said, "Get out, don't let me run into you next time." β
Hearing Lynch say this, the little black fat man seemed to be in amnesty, and disappeared from everyone's eyes as quickly as possible.
A storm subsided, and the barbecue stalls resumed their lively atmosphere.
Lu Yuchen took everything to heart about what Lynch did, although she didn't say a word from beginning to end, but she felt more and more that she had found a good husband who loved and hated clearly.
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Qinling City, Nancheng Road, Romantic Rat Bar.
In a luxuriously decorated VIP box, Feng Biao sits on a leather sofa, flanked by two scantily clad sexy girls.
As the chief bodyguard of the Bai family's forces, this bar in a prime location is considered a private property of his, and when he is free on weekdays, he will bring a group of younger brothers here to have fun.
The two girls are wearing sexy three-point styles, and the lower half of their bodies are black and white suspender fishnet stockings and high heels, which makes people feel like they are carrying a gun at a glance.
Feng Biao's biggest hobby is to play Shuangfei, as a master of the Qi Refining Realm, he has a strong physical ability that is different from ordinary people, and a single woman can't bear his crazy output in bed at all.
"Brother Biao, you are necrotic, you always touch other people's **." The white silk girl has a pair of 36e super murder weapons, which naturally became the main part that Feng Biao played with.
", who made you grow so big, grow so big, isn't it just for men to touch?" Feng Biao smiled lewdly, and groping his hand touched directly through the bra.
What the black silk girl is proud of is a pair of long legs with beautiful lines, rubbing around Feng Biao as if seducing, and the jade hand is slowly reaching into the man's crotch, up and down.
"Damn, two little sluts, take off your panties for me, aim your ass at me, I want to conquer you well." Desire. Feng Biao, who was burned, was obviously ready to carry a gun in the box.
And just as he was about to take off his pants and enjoy the passion, there was a rapid knock on the door in his ears.
"him. Damn it! At this critical moment, he was disturbed, which made Feng Biao furious, and he yelled outside the door: "The blind one? Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was busy? β
"Brother Biao, it's me, I'm a little sunspot."
"Black?" When Feng Biao heard this name, he immediately cheered up and walked over to open the locked door.
Poof! Before Feng Biao could see it clearly, he saw a black guy pounce on him head-on and directly fell into the mud.
"What are you panicking about, being picked up by a dog?" Feng Biao grabbed the back of the little black fat man's neck, grabbed it from the ground, and said angrily: "Have you done your business?" β
Xiao Heizi first glanced at the two disheveled sexy girls, and then swallowed his saliva and said, "Brother Biao, brother, I was yin." β
"Got yin?" When Feng Biao heard this, he was a little impatient and said: "I don't want to hear you talk nonsense, I just want to know, have you done a good job?" β
"I didn't ...... No. Xiao Heizi replied tremblingly.
"No?" When Feng Biao heard this, he was even more angry, and he slapped this kid with a shake of his hand, and scolded: "What the hell are you doing when you come back?" β
"I ...... Am I being yin? β
"Who gave it to you?"
"I ...... I did as you asked, and I put flies in their meals, and they were discovered. β
"Rubbish!" Feng Biao learned that this guy had returned from failure, and kicked him in anger, shouting: "You can't even do such a trivial thing, and you still want to mess with me Feng Biao?" β
"Brother Biao, Brother Biao, you are giving me a chance, I will promise to complete the task next time."
"Next time? Can you have a next time? Feng Biao looked at its black face and said angrily: "Do you know what Ms. Bai is urging me to do now?" You can't even handle a nail household? What face do you have to run up to me and beg me to give you a chance? β
"No...... It's not like this, Brother Biao, I was going to succeed, how do I know that I will kill a Cheng biting gold halfway......"
"Fuck you! Cheng Yanjin is a person from Wagangzhai in ancient times, can he run to modern times to kill you? You him. Damn, are you bullying me for not reading much? β
"No...... No...... Listen to me, Brother Biao......"
"Explain your uncle! ! I don't want to see you from now on! Feng Biao was so angry in his heart, he said in his heart that Lao Tzu didn't read much, but I still know some basic common sense, if you want to say that you killed a Donnie Yen halfway, I might still be deceived by you, but Cheng Biting Jin is too, right? Why don't you say it's Li Kui?
After kicking the little black fat man out, Feng Biao began to sit in the box and sulk.
Since the Bai family won the bid at this year's real estate bidding meeting, the core of the entire group's business has fallen to the reconstruction of urban villages.
As for the reconstruction of urban villages, the most difficult part is not demolition and construction, but how to deal with those nail households who do not have oil and salt.
The family, whose surname is Han, occupies a three-story building with a foundation area of 120 square meters in the urban village, and in addition to two stores on the street, which are used to open a barbecue restaurant.
Representatives of Tianpeng Real Estate went to talk several times, but they did not reach an agreement because the amount of compensation could not be agreed, and the family not only refused to demolish it themselves, but also joined many neighbors to resist it.
Out of helplessness, Bai Shuying had no choice but to hand over this matter to Feng Biao, and Feng Biao casually found a newly recruited younger brother and wanted to solve the problem with violence.
But he didn't expect that this little black man would crawl back in disgrace, which was really embarrassing for him.
It seems that it is necessary for me to go on a personal trip to meet those nail households who only recognize money and do not want to die......
"Brother Biao, don't be angry, let our sisters serve you well."
"That's it, Brother Biao, you are angry, vent all your anger on us."
"Damn, that's a!" Faced with the temptation of two sexy girls, Feng Biao's ** as a man was ignited again.
The two women then burrowed into his crotch like wild cats, unbuckled their belts, took off their panties, and scrambled to swallow in the face of the behemoth......