298.Chapter 298: You Are Wu Dalang
"There are flies in the food? How can there be flies in the food in our house? I think you put it in on purpose, right?" Han Shiyao had watched a TV series before, in which there were several ruffians and hooligans, and they used this way to extort money, although this method was very clumsy, but in the eyes of the diners, they really couldn't help but believe it.
"Hey, I warn you, little girl, if you don't have evidence, please don't spew blood, okay?" said in the heart of the little black fat man, even if Lao Tzu put it on purpose, do you have any evidence? Did you catch my hand?
"What, I'm spewing blood? It's obviously you thieves who shout to catch thieves, I sue you, if any of you dare to bully my mother, I want him to look good!" Han Xiaoniu knew in her heart that she was not fighting alone today, and even if she was fighting alone, she would never allow her mother to be wronged in the slightest.
Seeing that the newcomer was talking so strongly, Stammer's face suddenly drooped, and he pointed, "You...... You, you, you...... How dare you ...... Yeah...... Our Boss...... Da Da speaks like this!"
"You, you, you, you, you can't even say a word clearly, and you still have the face to mess around, if I were you, I would have crashed to death on a pig. Han Shiyao sarcastically said to him angrily.
"I ...... I'm ......"
"What's the matter, I don't know, I thought you were a big, hurry up and shut up your stinky mouth for me, where to stay where it's cool!"
"Mommy...... Mommy's ......"
"It's useless for you to call grandma!" Han Xiaoniu glanced at him like an idiot, and said to the little black fat man: "I said Wu Dalang, where did you find the little brother here, it's really disabled." ”
"Wu Dalang?" said in the heart of the little black fat man, is this chick talking to me, the key is that I am not surnamed Wu......
"Don't you think the name Wu Dalang is very suitable for you?" asked Han Shiyao seriously.
"Oh Yaoyao, what are you talking nonsense here, what Wu Dalang Wu Erlang's!" Hearing her daughter's sharp mockery, Yang Hui's heart instantly cooled half, this dead girl can really get into trouble.
The little black fat man reacted from his confusion at this time, this ...... This chick calls me Wu Dalang, and she is clearly laughing at me for being short, ugly, black and fat.
He was suddenly angry, and his face turned pale: "Boss, what does your daughter mean by this? Believe it or not, I'm smashing your mess now!"
"Oh, big brother, you dissipate your anger, don't be like her little girl, it's me who didn't discipline her well, I apologized to you on her behalf. Yang Hui heard the other party say that she was going to smash the stall, and she was immediately frightened, you must know that the livelihood of their family is all pinned on this barbecue stall, if the barbecue stall is smashed, then their whole family will have to drink the northwest wind.
"Hehe, as soon as your upper lip touches your lower lip, it's a light word! Ask your daughter to apologize to me personally, and sit down to have a few drinks with Uncle Ben, I can consider not smashing the stall. The little black fat man looked at Han Xiaoniu's graceful figure, and said with a dirty smile in his eyes, in the face of such a superb beautiful girl, people like him really want to play with it in their dreams.
"Bah, you don't look at your toad appearance, do you deserve to drink with me!" Han Xiaoniu's face turned red when she heard this, and she scolded.
"Damn, how dare you say I'm a toad?" the little black fat man's eyes widened in disbelief, he had been insulted more today than he had drunk.
"I said that you are a toad, and I have beautified you, and other toads may not be happy. Han Shiyao continued to attack with words and swords, if she was more quarrelsome, she really hadn't met an opponent when she was so big.
"Yaoyao, don't talk about it!" Yang Hui, who had palpitations, hurriedly stretched out her hand to block her mouth, doing business is about harmony, her daughter is good, and her poisonous tongue is like a machine gun.
"Don't be angry, big brothers, my daughter is in a bad mood today, she usually doesn't do this, so let's do it, I'll sit down and drink with you, and my daughter will forget it." Yang Hui only has one thing in her heart now, that is, she can't provoke these ruffians, once she provokes them, the consequences will really be unimaginable.
"Cut, who is rare for you old gangster, I just want your daughter to accompany me. The little black fat man saw Yang Hui's soft appearance, so he spoke more unscrupulously.
"You...... You dare to scold my mother!Okay, I'll drink with you!" Han Shiyao rolled up her sleeves angrily, picked up the wine bottle and began to pour wine into the wine glass.
The little black fat man thought that Han Shiyao was afraid of him, so he proudly cocked Erlang's legs and pretended to be an uncle.
But as soon as he sat down, he saw a glass of beer spilled straight over his face, down his neck and into his clothes.
"Mom!" this guy was provoked by the cold beer, and he was completely enraged, so he couldn't help but say, stood up, and directly turned the table upside down.
The loud sound instantly attracted the attention of all diners.
Yang Huixin finished speaking, her daughter's disaster today is a big one, God knows what these ruffians will do.
"Little bitch, you dare to splash me with wine! Do you know who I am?"
"I don't care who you are! I dare to splash you even if you are the king of heaven!" Han Shiyao was not afraid of him at all, but greeted him with an angry expression.
"I cost you!" After the little black fat man finished speaking, he reached out and took out a switchblade from his trouser pocket, and slashed it viciously at Han Shiyao's face.
When he came today, the people above had already explained, don't be afraid of causing trouble, no matter how big the trouble is, someone will come forward to help them settle it.
That's why Wu Dalang dared to be so arrogant, he was ready to cut a knife on the face of this little beauty, so that she would become an ugly monster and never marry for the rest of her life.
The so-called ugly people are more strange, it is this kind of psychology, like hating the rich, some ugly people often have a distorted jealousy of beauty.
"Stop!" Before his knife fell, he saw Zhang Lianghuo running over in a hurry, dragging Han Shiyao behind him, and asked, "Where are you, dare to run here to make trouble." ”
"Boy, don't be nosy! Otherwise, I'll stab you to death!" Facing this Cheng Biting Jin, who was killed halfway, the little black fat man was not scared at all, and when he used to mix in society, he didn't stab people.
"Stab me, come on, come on, you stab me, stab me, you have to go out of here today!" Zhang Liang responded to the little black fat man fearlessly, you must know that this is an urban village, it is his Zhang Liang's territory, if you really want to fight, call the ten or twenty brothers, he still has this strength.
"Yaoyao, are you okay?" Lu Yuxin, who heard the noise, also hurriedly ran over, and saw Yaoyao rolling up her arms and sleeves in a posture of wanting to fight, she couldn't help but cry and laugh a little.
"Sister Yuxin, don't worry about it, see how I clean them up today!"
"Who's going to clean up?"
"Wu Dalang!"
"What are you doing with Wu Dalang? Wu Dalang is in ancient times. Lu Yuxin's face was full of black lines, and she said in her heart, Silly Yaoyao shouldn't drink too much, right?
"He's Wu Dalang! He bullied my mother!" Han Shiyao pointed at the little black fat man and shouted.
Lu Yuxin looked at it and snickered: "Don't say it, it's really quite similar." ”
Seeing the two singing and harmonizing, the little black fat man was about to explode his lungs, pointed at Zhang Liang and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, hurry up and get out of the way for Lao Tzu!"
"What if I don't flash?" said someone.
"Then don't blame me for being rude!" After that, this guy didn't hesitate, and really stabbed him, and the other two accomplices also came up left and right.
If 1v3 is an ordinary person, he will soon be knocked down, but Zhang Liang is different, he grew up fighting on the street since he was a child, and it can be said that he has experienced a hundred battles.
After skillfully dodging the oncoming knife, Zhang Liang casually picked up a wine bottle from the ground and used it as a weapon to smash it on the head of the stutter who rushed to the left.
Bang! The bottle was not skewed, and it happened to hit the temple of the stammer, and the bottle burst in response, like a rain of wine in mid-air.
The stammering only felt the pain in his eardrums, and his head was buzzing, so he could only collapse to the ground holding the bleeding ear.
"Xiao Liangzi, you are so handsome!" Han Shiyao seemed to have a lot of fun, and made a gesture of victory at him.
"Hiss!" the little black fat man missed a blow, but lost a teammate, and immediately gasped.
And before they came today, they didn't think of fighting at all, they just came to make trouble.
Seeing that he stuttered and fell to the ground, the little black fat man threw away the knife instead, and his acting skills burst out and cried: "Oh, it's not good, it's going to kill people, it's killing people......"
As soon as they heard that they had killed people, the curiosity of the diners was immediately aroused, and several people were surrounded in an instant.
"What's going on?" asked Youzumi quickly.
"Big brother and sister-in-law, uncle and aunt, you give this reason, a few of us came here to eat, and flies were eaten in the meal, and the proprietress not only didn't care, but also asked someone to beat us. As he spoke, the little black fat man even pretended to lie on his stammering body and cried.
"What, there are flies in the food?" the diners almost subconsciously vomited when they heard this.
"You're talking nonsense! It was you who made the first move, and Xiao Liangzi beat you! There are no flies in our family's food at all, you just put them on purpose!" Facing the little black fat man's backlash, Han Shiyao's little face turned red, she really had never seen such a shameless person.
"What, we put it on purpose? We are full enough to support us, obviously your kitchen hygiene is not up to standard, I advise everyone not to come to this restaurant to eat in the future, it is likely to eat dead people." "The little black fat man said in his heart that I can't beat you, isn't it disgusting to you, make your family's business yellow, I want to see who suffers.
"Yes, yes, there is a saying, illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth. The little black fat man's little brother added fuel and vinegar to the coaxing.
Hearing them say this, the diners who came to Han's barbecue to eat started a drum in their hearts.
Nowadays, food safety problems similar to "gutter oil" are emerging one after another, and flies are eaten in meals, which is indeed a worrying thing.
Regardless of whether this is true or not, most people will definitely have an attitude of "it is better to believe it than not to believe it".
"You ...... You guys are just talking nonsense!" Han Shiyao retorted angrily.
"Hehe, are we talking nonsense? Then please show evidence of our nonsense, you are the daughter of the owner of this barbecue restaurant, and you will naturally talk to your own home. "Don't look at the little black fat man's appearance is not amazing, but he is very logical when he speaks, anyway, the flies are in the meal, whether they are there before they are served, or after they are served, I'm afraid no one can tell.
"You!" Han Shiyao, who has always been able to speak well, is running out of words this time, as the saying goes, catch traitors in pairs, catch thieves and take stolen goods, there is no evidence, who would believe it when you say it.
"Haha, there's nothing to say, are you a thief?" Seeing Han Xiaoniu's aggrieved appearance, the little black fat man was as happy as if he had eaten sugar.
Han Shiyao has grown so big, and she has never been so aggrieved, which is called the crime of wanting to add no excuse.
Looking at the little black fat man's triumphant appearance, she really wanted to kick him into the trash can.
"Boss, do you have to give something to say?"
"That's it, otherwise any of us will dare to come here for dinner next time. ”
"I'm not going to come back anyway, in case there are really flies......"
Facing the pressure of public opinion, Yang Hui's tears rolled in her eyes, this barbecue stall was condensed by her hard work, and what she sold was a fair price. Now that business is just booming, seeing that life is about to improve slightly, I have encountered such a bad thing.
She didn't know why life treated her like this, and she didn't know why there were so many bad people in this world.
She just wants to be a hard-working and wealthy woman, relying on her hard-working hands to make the family happy, is there anything wrong with this?
"Everyone, be quiet, everyone listen to me. Lynch watched outside for a long time, and then he pushed through the crowd and slowly walked in.
"Brother Lynch, they bully people. When Han Xiaoniu saw Lynch's arrival, she couldn't suppress the grievances in her heart, and threw herself into his arms and cried.
"What do you call us bullying people, obviously you are bullying people, and you also start beating people, you see that my brother was beaten, and he was really ruthless!" shouted the little black fat man foaming at the sky.
Lynch glanced at him coldly and asked, "You are Wu Dalang?"
"You...... You are Wu Dalang! Your whole family is Wu Dalang!" The little black fat man is so angry, it seems that he can't get rid of the nickname Wu Dalang.
"You let the big guy see which of us is Wu Dalang. Lynch said calmly as he patted the girl on the back.
Everyone subconsciously compared, and immediately laughed forward and backwards, the elevation of the little black fat man in front of Lynch's long legs was simply a joke.
"Don't laugh, laugh at anything! Don't laugh!" Facing the crowd of gigglers, the little black fat man really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Don't talk nonsense with me and change the subject! Who are you, you stand up and speak. The little black fat man said in his heart that this chick knows a lot of people, and it is a shame that he didn't really fight just now, otherwise he would have to suffer a big loss.
"Hmph, he's my smart and handsome Brother Lynch, are you afraid?" Han Shiyao has Lynch as her backing, and she is completely the master who is not afraid of heaven and earth.
"Cut, your brother is your brother, what kind of smart and handsome, he can really brag. "What does the little black fat man say in his heart, isn't it just a little taller than me, a little white, a little handsome, and a little thinner, in addition, what else can he compare with me?
Well, it doesn't seem like there's anything to compare, right......
However, the purpose of the little black fat man's coming today is not to compare with others, he is burdened with a very important task.
"I'm a thousand times stronger than you toad anyway, what's the matter?" Han Xiaoniu didn't show any mercy to this guy.
"Gotta get it, I don't have the time to quarrel with you, I want to ask for an explanation now!" The little black fat man knew that he couldn't quarrel with her, so he simply fanned the flames and said: "If you don't give an explanation, we, the people, will go to the consumer association to sue you and protect our legitimate rights and interests as consumers!"
"Yes, yes, there has to be an explanation. ”
"Hostess, give me an explanation. ”
"If I don't give an explanation, I'll sue you!"
Looking at these people who were brainwashed by the little black fat man without knowing the truth in a few words, Lynch shouted in a higher tone: "Cook, call me the cook." ”
"Fat head chef, tell you, hurry up. Yang Hui hurriedly shouted at the periphery of the crowd, that guy is hiding from a distance to see the excitement.
"Come, boss, what's the matter with me?"
"You're the cook?" Lynch asked knowingly, frowning.
"That's right, it's me. "The fat head chef has never seen Lynch, but looking at this posture, he should be a person who is very close to the proprietress .
"Let me ask you, did you fry this plate of crayfish?" Lynch asked, pointing to the plate that had fallen to the ground.
"I fried it, but I didn't put flies. The fat head chef hurriedly shirked his responsibility, for fear that this basin would be deducted from his head.
Lynch paused and asked again, "Stir-fried crayfish, do you divide the portions?"
"Points, large portions 48. Small portion 28, what's wrong?"
"Waiter, is this table ordering a large or small portion?"
"Small portions. ”
"It's a for you to ask these non-painful words. The little black fat man glanced at Lynch with disdain, and said provocatively: "Are you still going to ask how much is a bottle of beer?"
"Dry. You mother, who are you talking to!" Zhang Liang heard this, and went up and grabbed his neck, for him, Lynch is not only his eldest brother, but also his savior, if it weren't for him, his father would have been killed by Fan Tong's quack, and his sister was very likely to be deceived by him into being a little wife.
"Xiaoliang, let people go. Lynch waved his hand impatiently and asked again: "Fat head chef, let me ask you, how is the daily sales of fried crayfish?"
"Stir-fried crayfish is the signature dish of our Han's barbecue, almost every table must be ordered, and many guests who come late can't eat it in line. ”
"That means you need to spend a lot of time frying crayfish every day?"
"That's right. ”
"How big is your wok, and how many can you make at a time?"
"If it's a large portion, you can make two copies, and if it's a small portion, you can make three or four copies. ”
"Do you put flies in the frying?"
"Where can I be, my fat head chef cooks, the most important thing is to be clean and hygienic, so that people can eat at ease!" The fat head chef said in his heart, which one are you, you can also ask this kind of thing.