Before the start of the program at PM18:30, outside the studio, all the staff of Slandau were filmed arriving in disguise through a hidden camera, and after a simple greeting, they walked into the door together.

Subtitler: At this time......

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XXX (screams): Ah~~~~~~~hh

The sudden scream caught the attention of all the staff, who looked up towards the source of the sound and saw that the staff was running from the left end of the T-shaped aisle to the right end.

Full:?????

Subtitler: What's wrong?

Just when everyone is wondering...... I saw rabbits, cats, and dogs...... The small animals followed the steps of the staff in an orderly manner from the left end to the right end.

Subtitle: Became a zoo?

Just as everyone looked at each other for the scene that was happening in front of them......

Sound effect (roar of a tiger and lion): ao~wu~

Narrator: One of our cameras has captured the rare expression of Zhang Yifan, who is in charge of variety shows~

After the cries of tigers and lions:

Zhang Yifan (widening his eyes and revealing extreme horror, while retreating): Not good~ Not good!

Gu Haosheng (ran to the door and tried to open the door but couldn't open it): Chief, the door seems to be closed and can't be opened.

Narrator: Through the faint light, the figures of the tiger and the lion have gradually been imprinted on the wall, and the atmosphere of the scene has been extremely tense.

Zhang Yifan (in a hurry): Climb the window ~ climb the window!

didn't care about a lot, driven by Zhang Yifan, everyone came to the nearest window......

Zhang Yifan (open the window): It's a little crowded, as if you can only walk one at a time.

Shen Jianyuan (with his back to everyone, staring at the danger that will happen at any time in front of him): Don't mess up, Yifan, you are the closest, you go out first, don't waste any more time.

Zhang Yifan (looking at the team members around him nodding to himself, Zhang Yifan, who is in charge of the variety show, tears welled up in the corners of his eyes): Then I'll jump out first~

After a burst of eye contact that contained a lot of attention......

Zhang Yifan (looking at the nearest green lawn): I jump~~!

"Poof~", I didn't expect that the green lawn that should have been strong suddenly turned into a big pit, and Zhang Yifan plunged into the cream pit by inertia......

All the staff ran out of the building and came to the big pit:

Zhang Yifan (looking at the people above): ????

Qiao Xicheng: Because I thought that I hadn't seen any tricks on you all year last year, everyone discussed and decided to implement tricks on you, and the whole person was successful!

At this moment, Zhang Yifan realized that he had fallen into everyone's trap, and slapped the cream in the cream pit with a smile.

Subtitler: At this time......

Zhang Yifan (wiped the cream on his face and suddenly stretched out his hand): Pull me up......

Subtitler: This rhythm ......

The crowd lined up.

Qiao Xicheng: If you agree to pull Yifan up, please take a step back......

After speaking, unlike the rest of the staff taking a step back, one of them took a step forward......

Narrator: It's sad that the chief of the gun in 10,000 years is lying down again.

Shen Jianyuan (while complaining as he walked to the pit and stretched out his hand to pull Zhang Yifan): I knew that a step back must have been premeditated, so I took a step forward, but I didn't expect them to collude.

Zhang Yifan: Then I'll shout 1, 2, 3, and you pull me up.

Shen Jianyuan nodded.

The two of them held their breath.

Subtitler: Suddenly......

Zhang Yifan (sudden force in his hand): Come down, you ......

Narrator: Because of the sudden development, the total length that I didn't expect at all was caught off guard and fell into the cream pit......

Subtitler: I'm used to the rhythm......

At last:

Shen Jianyuan: "Silan Island and the Battle of the Hundred" begins!

All staff: yes~~!

MC Jun: (While speaking, playing Silandau's "10 Years of Meeting, Singing to the Future You") What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!

At the scene, the style of the past was changed, the long-lost second phase of Slandau students appeared, and all the first, second and third students sat down at the big conference table.

Zhang Yifan (facing the camera): Hello everyone, thank you for watching this week's show, I'm Zhang Yifan!

After a round of applause.

Shen Jianyuan: What's going on with that piggy-shaped poster next to you?

Zhang Yifan (a serious book): Because all the staff gathered, isn't it, the little pig can't spare time, so he can only make a person-shaped poster to replace him.

The picture of the pig's tearful eyes with subtitles: Is this okay?

Zhang Yifan: By the way, I have already confirmed with the staff before, from this issue onwards, this poster will continue to host with me, although we are not together, but our spirit will always be together, and the introduction after the opening will be solved by the subtitles.

Everyone was puzzled

Zhang Yifan (looking at the No. 1 camera below): Trouble the cameraman, let's rehearse!

Narrator: So, everyone in front of the TV, let's have another opening......

Zhang Yifan: Hello everyone, thank you for watching this week's show, I'm Zhang Yifan!

The camera quickly switches to a close-up of Zhu Shi's humanoid poster with subtitles: I am Zhu Shidi!

Picture piggy tears with subtitles x2: So it's enough to have spirit, put the humanoid poster away.

Yifan Zhang: After finishing this week's recording, many members will be returning to the classroom to study.

Note: Following Zhu Shi's exhaustion back to school last week, next week Shen Jianyuan, Jiang Yiwei, Gu Haosheng, Zhang Yiming, Chen Lilai, Ye Ziwei, Jing Yu, Shi Wei, Hua Ziyi 9 members will be with you for 2~3 months.

Zhang Yifan: So there is a very serious problem now, that is, because of the lack of people, our program cannot be carried out according to the original script, do you know what this means?

The crowd shook their heads.

Zhang Yifan (sighs): This means our ratings.

Zhang Yifan: So this week, we will come up with ideas for the next 2~3 weeks of programs.

Qiao Xicheng (raising his claws): How about a member of the internal revelation or something?

Zhang Yifan (laughs): You mean that we break out every issue of the material related to your XXXXXXX.

Note: XXXXXXX was first revealed by Zhang Yifan on November 24, 2124.

Everyone laughed.

Qiao Xicheng (self-wry smile): But seriously, since you broke the news last time, there have been a lot of voices on the official website asking me what the hell is going on.

Zhang Yifan: That's for sure, but our program team is really intimate, and now it is estimated that we are using "Dudu Dudu" to harmonize your material.

Everyone laughed.

Qiao Xicheng smiled and got up and bowed to the staff below to thank him.

Zhang Yifan (written in the notebook): Then the first proposal is to use 3 episodes of the program to dig out more materials related to XXXXXXX.

Qiao Xicheng: This page can already be turned over, and the audience will not be able to stand it if they always listen to "Dudu Dudu".

Zhang Yifan was amused by his own stalks.

Zhang Yifan: So, what else is there to propose?

Shen Jianyuan (raising his claws): And how about the outfield, after all, the outfield was filmed when the show started.

Zhang Yifan: This is good, this is good.

Play VTR.

Subtitler: For details, look back at the final chief's punishment session on September 08, 2124.

Shen Jianyuan: Actually, in "Silan Island and the Battle of 100 People", this is what makes me feel the most sad.

Jiang Yiwei (claw raised): Before I joined Slandau, when I saw the show on TV, I had a feeling that I wanted to try it.

A bitter reminder from the Commander-in-Chief:

Shen Jianyuan: If you want to go further in the future, don't try this link lightly.

Echo: Session ......

Echo: Stanza......

Everyone laughed.

Shen Jianyuan (recall): Seriously, the noodles I ate that time were really delicious.

Subtitle: It's not your own, it's all delicious......

Zhang Yifan (laughs): I wrote down a link very well, so does anyone else have any suggestions?

Jiang Yiwei raised his claws......

Narrator: What kind of conversation between Zhang Yifan and Jiang Yiwei made the audience laugh? We'll be coming soon......

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Good morning and Dao An greeting bells for members of Slandau have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the 14th issue comes from Hua Ziyi!

Hua Ziyi: Get up, get up~~!!

Hua Ziyi: If you want to get up early, you have to go to bed early!

Back to the scene:

Jiang Yiwei (claw raised): How about the large outdoor class?

Zhang Yifan (cooperated): Well, everyone prepares a bag!

Jiang Yiwei nodded.

Zhang Yifan (continue to cooperate): Bring a tent and bring something to eat, such as barbecue and dessert making、......

Jiang Yiwei smiled and nodded violently.

Zhang Yifan: You just want to pay for the rhythm of the spring outing.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Zhang Yifan: But seriously, I rarely go outdoors since the revamp of the show, although Evie's advice is not very good, but there are merits, so I have written it down for the time being.

Wang Hao (claw): I think we can take this opportunity to better explore everyone's hidden talents through games and other means.

Zhang Yifan: In short, it is to use games to discover untapped specialties.

Wang Hao: Yes.

Zhang Yifan (pauses for a moment, suddenly comes back to his senses): Let's count it as one for the time being.

Zhang Yifan (after writing the last word in the notebook): I had an idea, but I didn't expect Ye Zi to be on the list of returning to school.

The camera close-ups of Ye Ziwei with a surprised face.

Ye Ziwei: How can I help?

Zhang Yifan: I heard that there are several new restaurants on XXX Road, we can come to specialty!

Everyone laughed.

Ye Ziwei (unconvinced): But seriously, I've recently become able to evaluate food very well!

Subtitler: It's really fake

The eyes of all the staff widened in disbelief.

Zhang Yifan: As you can see, because Ye Zi's sentence has recently become a good evaluation of food, we are ready to verify it on the spot. As you can see, there are 2 bowls of rice bowls in front of us, and 1 bowl of each bowl is recognized as very unpalatable.

The two of them sat down at two tables separated by a curtain and looked at the two rice bowls in front of them.

Chen Lilai (sniffed): It seems that there is nothing wrong with the two copies.

Zhang Yifan: Then, AorB, let the leaves taste first.

Ye Ziwei first scooped a spoonful of A's rice bowl and took a bite.

Zhang Yifan (expectation): How is it?

Ye Ziwei (trying to reminisce): It seems to be very ordinary.

Zhang Yifan: In other words, Ye Zi thinks that A is a normal rice bowl, so what will happen if Lai Lai tries B next?

Chen Lilai began to try the B rice bowl, and everyone was full of anticipation.

Moment......

Chen Lilai thought that he was wrong, but it turned out to be another spoonful.

Chen Lilai (dumbfounded): There is no problem at all, it's delicious!

All (surprised): Alas?????

Zhang Yifan (complaining about Chen Lilai): Is your tongue bad for the New Year?

Chen Lilai laughed and waved his hand to deny.

Zhang Yifan: Anyway, one of these two people definitely got shot and didn't know yet, so in order to verify which one it was, we need to ask someone to come out and tell us.

Subtitler: This rhythm ......

All the staff lined up in a line.

Zhang Yifan: Eh~ If you are willing to try it, please take a step forward!

After speaking, unlike everyone who retreated, one person took another step forward.

Shen Jianyuan: I came here once before the show started, and I thought that this time I would move forward as the rhythm of the future.

Subtitle: As the saying goes, if you don't get into the pit, who gets into the pit......

Everyone burst into laughter.

Zhang Yifan: So, Jianyuan, I'll leave it to you, whether it's A or B, please give us a good evaluation.

Shen Jianyuan took the spoon and looked at A and then at B, and finally decided to eat Ye Ziwei's B directly, only to see a spoonful and slowly put it into his mouth very reluctantly......

Moment......

Zhang Yifan: How is it?

Shen Jianyuan (chewing plainly): It's so unpalatable that it bursts...... If you put too much soy sauce, it's not just salty, it's also bitter.

Qiao Xicheng beside him looked incredulous, took out a spoon and ate A first, and then changed to B.

Qiao Xicheng: B is really unpalatable......

Zhang Yifan: So, A is still B, Ye Zi failed to succeed in the challenge!

Ye Ziwei (ate another spoonful of B): Ah~ It's so unpalatable!

Zhang Yifan (laughs): You can still play a little more like it.

Everyone laughed.

At the end of the show, all the staff lined up, of course, Zhu Shi's humanoid poster was indispensable.

Shen Jianyuan: Alas~ Everyone has thought of a lot of ideas for the show to continue to send joy to everyone during his absence, of course, it is indispensable for everyone who has been paying attention to our program to continue to support, in order to dedicate more laughter, we will continue to improve ourselves. Finally, Yifan, I'll leave it to you next......

Zhang Yifan (one hand on the shoulder of Zhu Shiji's humanoid poster): Leave it to me and Little Pig!

Picture of piggy tears with subtitles x3: So I said it, don't shake my poster again

Amid laughter, the show drew to a close.

Narrator: Under the song "10 Years of Promise, Sing to the Future You", we will end today's program.

Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!