October 06, 2124

MC-kun: (Playing Slando's Legend of Slandau while talking) What is Slandau? In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols" and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" officially kicked off!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: "Poof", this week's battle between Slandau and the 100 people has begun, and we are the hosts Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shiji.

Zhu Shiji: The National Day holiday is about to come to an end, I don't know if everyone has relieved the pressure they have been accumulating during this period.

Zhang Yifan: Then let's gradually return the focus to the upcoming busyness at the end of the long holiday.

Zhu Shiji: Next, I would like to invite the two groups of teams to appear today.

Zhang Yifan: Because it is the end of the long holiday, in order to send the strongest laughter to every audience in front of the TV who is about to start a new busy TV, today's competition items are all exciting items that have been selected by us, and we invite today's selection machine to appear.

The staff pushed up the selector with a black death portrait on the fuselage.

Zhang Yifan walked to the front of the selection machine.

Zhang Yifan: The events of today's competition are......

Then he began to rotate the selection machine, and the selection machine began to rotate, gradually slowing down, until there was a "bang", the table tennis ball rolled out of the machine, and Zhang Yifan lifted the table tennis ball.

Zhang Yifan: It's out, it's out, the project of today's game between the two teams is "penalty shootout." ”

Everyone: Alas~ That's it.

MC Jun: Don't think of our program team as simplistic.

Soon, the staff moved the penalty box with 1~12 OEM to the scene.

Zhang Yifan: You may have also noticed that this penalty shootout is a bit different from the past, and then I will explain the rules of the game, the members are divided into two groups to kick the penalty box in front of them, for the kick in the direct out, but the kick is not too happy, because behind each number plate is a penalty game, and the successful completion of the penalty game can add a point to their team.

After listening to Zhang Yifan's narration, everyone was sunk by the punishment game he said.

Zhu Shiji: It seems that everyone is not in a good mood after listening to your words.

Zhang Yifan: Hey~~ This is a recording show. (pretending to be angry)

Subtitle Jun: It is worthy of being the first variety show in Slandau.

The two teams rekindled their momentum and began to shout at each other.

According to the order of the draw, the first penalty of the day was taken by the white team, in the following order:

Red Team: Chen Lilai, Gu Haosheng, Qiao Xicheng and Ye Ziwei

White team: Zhou Weichao, Zhang Yiming, Shen Jianyuan and Jiang Yiwei

Zhang Yifan and Zhu Shiqian had already put on their eyes and sat at the live broadcast table on the side.

Zhang Yifan: Audience at the scene and in front of the TV, welcome to the 2124 red and white penalty shootout in Slandau, I am Zhang Yifan, the live broadcaster.

Zhu Shiji: I am Zhu Shiji.

Zhang Yifan: Little pig, do you have anything to say about the confrontation between the two teams today?

Zhu Shiji: Obviously, the two teams are good at sports in the majority, what kind of confrontation will evolve into may be worth looking forward to, of course, please look forward to the punishment link.

"Beep" Under the referee's whistle, the game officially began.

Chen Lilai, who served as the first bat, walked to the penalty spot.

Zhang Yifan: The atmosphere at the scene is very tense, looking at this kind of game that may lose the game if you don't kick, but there are punishment items waiting for you in the kick, everyone will really be very worried.

Chen Lilai finally exhaled, aimed at a certain place in front of him, and began to launch, with a strong volley, "bang", and the accurate strap of the No. 9 plate fell.

Zhang Yifan: Lailai has made a good start for us. (Says and walks towards the No. 9 plate that fell to the ground)

In the face of the upcoming punishment link, Chen Lilai had already squatted on the ground with his legs crossed.

Zhang Yifan: (holding up the No. 9 card and turning to the back) Something egg fried rice.

Everyone: Alas ~ egg fried rice.

Ye Ziwei: Isn't this very common?

Subtitler: Don't underestimate our punishment, Chen Lilai, it's time for dinner!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chen Lilai had already sat down at the dinner table, ready to accept today's food punishment.

Zhang Yifan: Then there is something to ask for egg fried rice!

After Zhang Yifan finished speaking, the staff brought up the plate with a lid and put it in front of Chen Lilai, who was sitting at the dinner table.

Zhang Yifan: (puts his hand on the lid handle) So what kind of state will the so-called egg fried rice be today?

Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Zhang Yifan opened the lid.

Looking at some sort of item on the fried rice on the plate

All:..................

Zhang Yifan: Cricket egg fried rice!

Chen Lilai looked at the heavy-tasting punishment in front of him, and his face was expressionless.

Rio Chen: (uneasy) Can you eat this thing?

Zhang Yifan: Although you are very uneasy, this is indeed available in restaurants!

Everyone: Alas~

RED TEAM: Lai Lai, you can, come on!

Chen Lilai: (Although repulsing, but still pick up a cricket) Feelings are not for you to eat!

But Chen Lilai still let us see his momentum and put it in his mouth. Just took a bite, and it was a sinking expression on his face.

MC Jun: However, I still completed the punishment session by my own will, and the red team won a difficult point.

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) It seems that Lailai's expression is very painful now.

MC Jun: Maybe seeing Chen Lilai's punishment, everyone's momentum was more or less hit, and in the next few penalty shootouts, everyone chose to kick the corner, but this could not win the final victory, until Qiao Xicheng's powerful volley hit the No. 5 number plate.

Zhang Yifan: Qiao Xicheng out! (At the same time, walk towards the numbered plate)

Zhang Yifan: (Lifting the number plate to the back) Something is mushy!

Everyone: Alas! ~~

Qiao Xicheng: I thought I was still eating this strange thing!

Subtitle: Then I'm so sorry for the planner of this link, is Qiao Xicheng ready!

The staff moved five large-caliber bombardment planes to the scene, and Qiao Xicheng was already sitting like a little lamb in a small room with transparent blocking glass on three sides.

Zhang Yifan: As you can see, these five large-caliber bombardment planes are loaded with five different unknown liquids, Qiao Xicheng selected one of them, and after the 3-second countdown is completed, there will be a big transformation of the pit father!

Qiao Xicheng: I said there wouldn't be anything bad in it.

Subtitle: You'll know after you've got a face

After a period of tangled thinking, Qiao Xicheng decided to bombard the No. 3 aircraft, and the remaining 4 exited.

Zhang Yifan: Are you ready?

Qiao Xicheng: Wait, wait, wait~. (Looking at the No. 3 bombardment plane, which didn't know what kind of liquid it would shoot, Qiao Xicheng made a difficult choice in his heart)

Qiao Xicheng: Alright.

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Qiao Xicheng: Alright.

The big screen played a countdown of 3~2~1, and Qiao Xicheng closed his eyes and tilted his head sideways, waiting for the unknown liquid to paste his face.

With a "snap", the large-caliber bombardment plane unceremoniously shot out a shot of yellow liquid, mercilessly smuggling Qiao Xicheng's face.

Just when everyone wanted to laugh at Qiao Xicheng's appearance.

Zhou Weichao: Wow~~ It stinks.

Shen Jianyuan: What is it?

Perhaps it was because of everyone's influence that Qiao Xicheng finally smelled it.

Qiao Xicheng: (lying on the ground) Wow~ It stinks!

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Alas~ Actually, we added durian juice to the cream.

Qiao Xicheng dissection (hit the street).

MC Jun: But it was a great momentum, and he won another point for the red team, and the score was instantly separated.

Shen Jianyuan, who served as the third captain of the white team, may have been under heavy pressure and stood on the free throw spot to catch his breath.

Zhang Yifan: Chief Executive, if this ball is not hit, the white team will lose the game directly.

Shen Jianyuan: (vows) I will definitely be able to get into the fate.

MC Jun: The chief who is full of self-confidence, can he hit the decisive ball that determines the outcome of the game?

With a "snap", Shen Jianyuan's ball hit the crossbar between No. 1 and No. 2 impartially, and the ball was bounced back.

All:............

Zhang Yifan: (laughs) Please cut out the part just now, we never did.

Subtitle: Hey, hey~ This is a live broadcast!

Zhu Shiji: Because of the unexpected situation just now, everyone in front of the TV will be treated as if the part just now did not happen, and we will continue.

Shen Jianyuan readjusted his state, took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and kicked ......

Zhang Yifan: (pretending to be angry) Hey, hey~ This kind of variety show effect only needs to appear once.

Shen Jianyuan made an apologetic gesture towards everyone.

After everyone's deliberation, the last chance, and this time Shen Jianyuan kicked the ball over the No. 1 number plate.

Zhang Yifan: (Holds up the No. 1 number plate and turns to the back) Something omelet rice.

When everyone felt bad, the staff brought up the second dish of the day.

Zhang Yifan: This dish is (as he speaks, he picks up the lid)

Gu Haosheng: Alas~ Isn't it a very ordinary omelet rice.

Jiang Yiwei: It looks delicious.

Zhang Yifan: So, chief, please!

Shen Jianyuan bumped into the guts and used chopsticks to cut a hole in the omelet rice, and the inside suddenly ......

Everyone: Wow~ (noise)

Zhang Yifan: In addition to the normal ingredients, ant eggs are also added to it, but they are very expensive ingredients.

Shen Jianyuan: Did I say that there is really a place to sell this kind of thing?

Zhang Yifan nodded.

MC Jun: Chief, can you withstand this kind of impact, is there still suspense, or will the red team directly win the game?

Maybe it was a contradictory duel in his heart, but thinking that if he didn't eat, the white team would lose the game directly, Shen Jianyuan gritted his teeth at the end, and the expression on his face became serious.

Shen Jianyuan had just picked up a mouthful of omelet rice with ant eggs with chopsticks and was about to put it in his mouth.

Zhang Yifan: Don't be afraid, just treat this as a sesame seed!

Shen Jianyuan: Hey~ Can you stop talking?

Readjusting the state, in everyone's expectation, the chief sent the ant omelet rice into his mouth, but he swallowed it without chewing it like this, but the chief's courage won a good start for the white team.

Zhang Yifan: Alas~ What to say next (looking at Ye Ziwei, the last player on the red team) may be beneficial to the red team.

Unaffected by everyone's cynicism, Ye Ziwei adjusted his state and fired a powerful volley, and the ball shot past the No. 11 number plate.

Zhang Yifan: (Holds up the No. 11 number plate and turns to the back) Something is crispy.

Zhang Yifan: It's coming, it's time for pit dad food again!

The staff brought out the third dish of the day and put it on the table.

Zhu Shiji: Ye Zi, are you confident, as long as you succeed in the challenge, the red team will win the final victory.

Ye Ziwei: I'm a little interested in all the penalties behind the number plate now.

While everyone was smiling, Zhang Yifan lifted the lid of today's third "delicacy".

Ye Ziwei: I'll go.

Everyone: Absolutely not. (Runs away from the table)

Zhang Yifan: This is the top delicacy in the insect feast that our program team specially invited a special chef from a certain country to cook for us, fried larvae!

MC Jun: Looking at the "food" on the plate, the onlookers ran away for the first time, but at this time, Ye Ziwei showed us his courage.

Ye Ziwei: I ate it. (After speaking, he picked up one and threw it into his mouth, but he swallowed it directly without refusing)

Zhu Shiji: Leaves, how does it taste?

Ye Ziwei first showed a painful expression, and then just a second passed, and the expression on his face immediately calmed down.

Ye Ziwei: It tastes good!

Subtitler: I'm going to go

Zhang Yifan: What does it taste like?

Ye Ziwei: It's kind of like fries.

Subtitler: I'll make a big deal

Zhang Yifan: You won't eat this all the time.

Zhu Shiji: (patted Zhang Yifan's head) You will have nothing to do with this as your own snack.

MC Jun: Because Ye Ziwei finally had the courage to eat the "food" of the pit father, today's winning team is the red team!

At the end of the program:

MC Jun: Slandau's second album will be released at the end of November, and today I will send you the live version of the album's eponymous song "10 Years of Promise, Sing to the Future You"!

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!