Subtitle Jun: On January 23, 2125, at 6:00 in the morning, in a certain passage at XX Airport, two people with sunglasses were rushing forward, it was Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan, who returned after finishing last week's foreign mission, so they ............

Note: The following spoof has been approved and cooperated by the airport, so thank you!

Just as the two of them were walking in the dust, on the other side, a mysterious man who covered his face with a thin cloth ran towards the two, and when he reached the two of them, he threw a package in his hand into the hands of the two and continued to run forward. And just when the two of them couldn't figure out what was in their hands, they suddenly ......

XXX: That's them, that's them!

Suddenly, at the end of the passage in the distance, a large number of people appeared at some point, and the passage was suddenly filled, and they were running towards the two of them at this moment.

Subtitler: At this time............

I saw that the little pig was startled by this sudden move, and even worse, he couldn't move.

Zhang Yifan (immediately pulled up the pig's hand): Run~~

The screen turns into slow motion, and the background music plays "Holding You Hand for a Life".

only listened to the sound of "click~", and the hidden camera after obtaining prior consent successfully took a rare photo of the two!

Subtitler: Hindsight......

The film crew ran towards the two men, who were already exhausted.

Xiaoshui: Do you have any comments?

The two gasped and looked at the film crew, and then laughed helplessly, their faces full of helplessness.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): I thought that the exterior of the big scene was over, but I didn't expect it to happen.

Subtitler: But suddenly ......

"Happy Birthday to You" sounded in the background, and the staff in the crowd pushed a birthday cake up!

Staff: Last week, because of special circumstances, Piggy went abroad, so today our program team will make up for your birthday!

Subtitle: Warm reminder "Zhu Shi's birthday: 01/11"

Just when the little pig was moved by the surprise that everyone brought to him.

Staff: Please make a wish! and blow out the candles!

Zhu Shi acquiesced to his wish with tears in his eyes and walked towards the cake, at this time Zhang Yifan beside him seemed to think of something, and was about to step forward to hold the little pig, but it was over......

Hearing a "poof~", the table where the cake was placed suddenly popped up and slapped the cake on the piglet's face.

All Slandau fans: Happy Birthday!

Zhang Yifan (scratched his forehead with one hand and smiled bitterly): I also suddenly thought of it, maybe there will be continuous hair!

Zhu Shiji: It's three consecutive shots!

After speaking, he smeared the cream on his face on Zhang Yifan's face, and the scene was jubilant.

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Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiqian (with a cream face facing the camera): "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" has begun!

All Slandau fans behind him: yes~~!

MC Jun: (While speaking, playing Silandau's "Ten Years of Meeting, Singing to the Future You") What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandao and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off! Then then (the sound of a festive salute in the background) the New Year's bells will do the final countdown!

Zhang Yifan (gestured to the camera, but today is two bullets): Puff ~ Puff! I'm Zhang Yifan!

Zhu Shiji: I am Zhu Shiji!

Zhang Yifan (glanced at the seat of the Slandau member next to him): Finally, little pig, the show ushered in this deserted scene again!

Camera No. 1 focuses on the members' seats, and the background music plays the desolate sound of the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves.

Zhang Yifan (turned around): Let's go home early for the New Year!

Subtitle:..................

Choreographer below: There's a special mission today!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: Oh!

Narrator: That's right, because the members of Slandau are children from all over the world, and they have been exhausted from their studies and work in the past year, so after obtaining the permission of the company, they took a vacation on this special day and let them go home for the New Year!

Zhang Yifan: It's so good, I want to go back to my hometown for the New Year!

Subtitle: My hometown is 800 meters away from the studio......

Narrator: So, this issue of "Slandau vs. 100 Battles" will be the first external video connection and cross-line interaction!

Zhang Yifan (chuckle): I feel that there is a possibility of playing with dragging.

After laughing, the large screen behind him was divided into large equal grids, and after a burst of snowflakes, the pictures came one by one.

Zhang Yifan (glanced at the big screen): This time it's really a big deal!

Zhu Shiqian (with headset): Can you hear me?

On the other side of the screen, the voices of the members were heard one by one.

Zhang Yifan: Wait, wait, I didn't notice just now, how Evie's picture is reversed. (to the staff at the bottom), is it not that the image is not processed well!

After a while......

Zhang Yifan leaned over and listened to the staff's report, but he didn't expect to laugh after listening.

Zhang Yifan (with headset): Evie, try to turn your phone upside down.

In a moment, the picture returned to its state, and the studio burst into laughter.

Subtitle: It turned out that the phone was taken down.

Zhang Yifan: Everyone is now on the way back, although the face is tired, but the face is slowly happy!

Shen Jianyuan: Well, after all, everyone has been away from home for a long time because of work, and now I believe everyone is in the same mood.

Zhang Yifan: Oh ~ good!

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Zhang Yifan: I'm sorry, I don't know what to say all of a sudden.

Zhu Shiji: If you speak, you will cause a broadcast accident.

Subtitler: A rare live broadcast, don't have an accident......

Zhang Yifan: Because this is "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", there must be jokes, so although you are not in the studio now, I still thought of a few very classic spoofs, in short, everyone's return trip is also boring, let's pass the time.

There was a grumbling from the other end.

Zhang Yifan (deliberately pretending to be angry): What can I do, who let you all go home one by one, if you don't want to order the material, this issue will end like this.

So they compromised.

The staff pushes on the selection machine and the punishment machine.

Zhang Yifan: I feel like I've been missing for a long time......

Unexpectedly, this sentence was unanimously responded to by everyone on the outside: No, no, no~ We don't feel like we've been missing for a long time at all!

Subtitler: That's how afraid of the rhythm of our game.

Zhang Yifan: Then the little pig will choose the first duel project at the end of the year!

I saw the little pig turn the fiery red selection machine, and with a moment of "da~", the ping-pong ball fell.

Zhu Shiqian (picked up table tennis): The first battle, the song is a big guess!

Zhang Yifan: As Little Pig said, the content of the first battle is to guess the song.

There was a voice from the other end that everyone thought was relaxed and laid-back.

Zhang Yifan: Of course, that kind of simple guessing song has long been outdated, and the guessing song we play today, look here (one hand pointing to the curtain behind us).

After a few cold sounds, a mysterious figure behind the curtain appears.

That end: It feels like it's from country XX.

Zhang Yifan: That's right, that's right, this is a friend from XXXX, Mr. Sharaf!

At this point, all background music is paused.

Zhang Yifan (to Mr. Sharaf): @#¥%&¥%#

Mr. Sharaf: (Knock) ~? (Knock) ~?

Zhang Yifan (dejected): Translation!

Subtitle: Don't do it, don't die!

Zhang Yifan: As you can see, Mr. Sharaf doesn't know Chinese at all, so let's look forward to a wonderful performance for a while!

There was no ease on the other side.

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Richard Chen: It's time to wake up, good morning!

Good night!

Back to the scene:

Zhang Yifan: Then please ask Mr. Sharaf to prepare!

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Narrator: What kind of feeling will Mr. Sharaf give us about the first representative song!?

Mr. Sharaf wears headphones on his head, and judging by the movements, the music should have begun to play.

Zhang Yifan: The action judgment may be rock music.

Zhang Yifan almost just finished speaking, Mr. Sharaf shouted out with a voice of "Whoop~", because he didn't know Chinese at all, but he was anxious to express this song, and the result can be imagined.

And now on the other side, everyone has already leaned back and forth with laughter, and they don't care to guess what song it is.

Sing a song.

Zhang Yifan: Let's not talk about it, you guys are really good, this is the first time I've seen a song that I don't know what I'm singing after singing. Does no one know?

The crowd was still laughing and shaking their heads.

Zhang Yifan: It's hard for us to carry out the next show like this......

At this time, Jiang Yiwei suddenly shouted, as if he had guessed the feeling.

Zhang Yifan (pretending to be serious): Then it's decided, the target of this punishment is Evie!

Jiang Yiwei: Alas~ Why me!

Zhang Yifan: This is originally a game of shooting the first bird, haven't you seen it yet!

Subtitle:Don't be immortal X2

The rest of the people on the other end smiled in agreement.

Zhu Shiji: Before punishing, at least listen to what he guesses.

Zhang Yifan: Okay.

Jiang Yiwei: XXX's "XXXXXXX".

Studio sound effect "Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong!"

Zhang Yifan (surprised): Cow, you are really good, you can guess this, (the expression cools instantly) Then as a reward, the little pig chooses one to reward Evie.

I saw Zhu Shi walking towards the punishment machine and turning the punishment machine until the ball rolled out.

Zhu Shiji: Super Loud P Battle!

The crowd on the other side: Alas?~ Collective spoof!?

Narrator: That's right, that's right, speaking of "Slandau vs. 100 Battles", it is synonymous with collective spoof, the first spoof program created to witness the birth of the show!

Zhang Yifan (picks up the P balloon): Then Evie catches it! (then throws it at the camera)

Subtitle:????????

Jiang Yiwei on the other side of the camera got up and picked up with Zhang Yifan's movements, and actually got the P balloon.

Subtitler:(⊙_⊙)?

Shen Jianyuan: Speaking of which, this seems to be Evie's first collective spoof.

Narrator: So, what kind of scene will Jiang Yiwei interpret to us?

I saw Jiang Yiwei hesitate for a moment with the P balloon in his hand, but immediately made a move.

Zhang Yifan: Oh~ This is on the train, surrounded by people I don't know, and I can really afford to make up my mind.

I saw Jiang Yiwei finally exhale, put the P balloon on his seat, and slowly... Slowly start to sit down.

After listening to the sound of "poof~porpoof~", Jiang Yiwei completed the task with a red face and a smile, but at this time, all the strange eyes of the passengers were cast around.

Subtitle: It's a pity that Jiang Yiwei is on the street......

Jiang Yiwei's picture grid turned into snowflakes.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): The second generation of students worked very hard, and they were able to make such a sacrifice for the show.

Ye Ziwei (full of confidence): We came with consciousness to participate in the opportunity to appear, and we want to defeat the third student to regain the right to appear on the show!

Zhang Yifan: Not bad, not bad~ Then don't rush to answer the second question, I'll give it to you!

Ye Ziwei (instant petrification) :(⊙o⊙) Ah!?

Ye Ziwei (full of confidence): We came with consciousness to participate in the opportunity to appear, and we want to defeat the third student to regain the right to appear on the show!

Ye Ziwei (full of confidence): The right to appear!

Ye Ziwei (full of confidence): Right!

Narrator: So what will be the second song, and how will Mr. Sharaf feel?

Mr. Sharaf put on his headphones again, and after a few seconds he suddenly shouted something to the interpreter next to him.

Translation: He said he was sure he would make everyone guess the song!

Subtitler: Full of confidence...... However......

Just when everyone was holding on to a good listen, Mr. Sharaf made another "whoa~" voice, so that Jing Yu, who had just taken out the water and was about to take a sip, sprayed it out.

However, Mr. Sharaf is still immersed in his own world, and there is a tendency to get even higher.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): I'm already expecting the right answer!

After singing a song, the right to answer fell into the hands of Ye Ziwei.

Zhang Yifan: Yezi, I give you two options, one is for me to shake the punishment machine, and the other is for the little pig to shake the punishment machine.

Subtitler: What's the difference......

Long.

Zhu Shiji: Get one, you will definitely be punished anyway.

Ye Ziwei: XXX Teacher's "XXXXXXX"

Studio sound effect "beep ~ beet".

Zhang Yifan: It's a pity, it doesn't seem to be the right answer, it's a pity!

Ye Ziwei (angry): No one can guess this!

Zhu Shiji: But seriously, when Mr. Sharaf sang one of the passages just now, I felt so familiar, and after thinking about it, I don't know if it is possible, it is our "Glass-colored Teardrops"

Zhang Yifan: Then let's do it, if this question is not "Glass-colored Teardrops", it will be up to the little pig to accept the punishment!

Ye Ziwei: Yes!

Zhu Shiji: Hey~ Why me.

Subtitle:Don't be immortal X3

Zhang Yifan: So, is it "Glass-colored Teardrops"!

Studio sound effect "Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong"

Zhu Shiji: yes!

Zhang Yifan: Let's not talk about punishment first, little pig, you are really amazing, where did you hear it?

Zhu Shiji: The second part of the chorus, I wasn't very sure at first, but the rhythm is really similar, so I said it with the mood of guessing, but I didn't expect it to be.

Narrator: So, let the little pig hear the name of this song and let everyone in front of the TV come back to taste it (replay the part just now), eh~ Maybe only Zhu Shi can hear this paragraph!

Zhang Yifan: Then, Ye Ziwei will accept the punishment! Do Ye Zi have anything to say about this?

Ye Ziwei: I finally know the reason why they don't talk until now, it turns out that this game doesn't have to lie down if you don't talk.

Subtitler: That's it!

Zhang Yifan: Then the little pig, I'll leave it to you!

I saw Zhu Shi shaking the punishment machine with all his might, and after a while, a ping-pong ball rolled out.

Zhu Shiji: The third wave of XXX wonderful cuisine!

Zhang Yifan: It seems that the enthusiasm for the creation of strange dishes in this restaurant has become more enthusiastic because our programs have become more enthusiastic, and they have ushered in the third wave of experiments!

Zhang Yifan (holding the food that hit the vacuum bag and throwing it at the camera): Then, catch the leaves!

Subtitle:............ No, there really is such a thing......

However, this time it didn't go as smoothly as the last time, because what Zhang Yifan threw out hit the lens of camera No. 1 impartially, and the funny thing is that Ye Ziwei received the vacuum bag.

Subtitle: The truth is revealed.

Zhang Yifan: So, Yezi, please start!

Shen Jianyuan: But eating should not be challenging for the leaves.

I saw Ye Ziwei unhurriedly open the vacuum packaging bag, and his eyes widened in surprise......

Subtitler: What is it?

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Back to the studio:

Ye Ziwei: I always thought that they used strange insects to make their dishes, but I didn't expect them to finally start to develop their characteristics into body shape. (After speaking, squeeze out the object in the bag and put it in front of the camera)

Their eyes widened in surprise.

Subtitle: XX Cricket!

Zhang Yifan: You're welcome, you're welcome, eat it in one bite!

Ye Ziwei showed a difficult expression for the first time in the face of "food", and suddenly looked at the crickets in the bag as if he thought of something.

Ye Ziwei (putting the cricket in front of the camera): You can see his movements as if he is saying "yes!".

Zhang Yifan: It's okay, it's really cold, you can start eating!

Subtitle: Can't escape......

In the end, Ye Ziwei shook his head dejectedly and put the cricket in his mouth...... But I didn't expect that all the 7 video grids that were still lit at this moment turned into snowflakes.

Zhang Yifan: What's wrong, what's the situation?

Choreographer: It's time for the show!

Zhang Yifan: Alas~ I haven't seen the leaves finished yet!

Zhu Shiji: But he can't finish eating, and he doesn't have the interest to expect an explosive reaction......

The studio burst into laughter.

MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!