2125/02/02 (New Year's Wars Part II)

In the Slandau lounge before the official start of the show, Zhang Yifan routinely pushed open the door of the lounge that had been posted with the word Dafu, and pushed the cart with tableware into the lounge.

Full:?????

Zhang Yifan: Because I just finished a show before, the choreographer felt that everyone was more or less hungry, so I added some energy to everyone before officially starting the recording of today's program.

Zhang Yifan (pretending to be mysterious): There are two plates here, which one do you choose?

Qiao Xicheng (laughs): Usually the most important thing to do at this time is to pray.

After some deliberation, it was finally decided that the chief would lift the lid.

Shen Jianyuan (closed eyes and lifted the lid): So, what is it?

All the people behind (surprised): Dumplings?

Zhang Yifan: Then don't be polite, let's fill your stomach before the show starts.

I saw everyone pick up chopsticks one by one, pick up dumplings and put them in their mouths.

Narrator: At this time..................

It's just that after three seconds, everyone covered their mouths with one hand and found the trash can.

Zhang Yifan (pretending to be calm): Everyone is okay, what's wrong?

Zhu Shiji (a painful expression): Durian-flavored.

Subtitle:............

Shen Jianyuan just spit out the dumplings in his mouth into the trash can and walked in front of Zhang Yifan.

Shen Jianyuan: There are bamboo shoots in it.

Subtitle:............

Zhang Yifan (smiled and opened the lid of another plate): So, what would it be if you chose this one?

Everyone rushed forward, but the moment they saw the contents of the plate, everyone rushed into the street.

Zhang Yifan: Please ask the red team to make dumplings, but it seems that they have lost their appearance, the more they look like buns, here, chief, please take the trouble to set an example for everyone.

Shen Jianyuan (widening his eyes): It's me again.

Subtitle: It's hard to find the chief......

But despite complaining, he still reluctantly picked up one.

Shen Jianyuan: I didn't put bamboo shoots.

Zhang Yifan: There really isn't one.

As a result, I put it directly into my mouth without hesitation.

Subtitler: The result will be ............

After just being immersed for 2 seconds, Shen Jianyuan smiled bitterly.

Full:?????

Zhang Yifan: Please make a comment!

Shen Jianyuan (wry smile): Strawberry-flavored.

All (surprised): Alas~~~!

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Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" begins!

All the staff behind you: yes~!

In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create the slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their path! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most authentic selves, (accentuated tone) "Silandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off! And then (the sound of the festive cannon in the background) finally ushered in the New Year's bells!

Zhang Yifan/Zhu Shiji: Ladies and gentlemen, TV viewers......

Everyone: Happy New Year, everyone!

Zhang Yifan: Sure enough, the most festive atmosphere is the Chinese New Year, on such a happy day, did the children in front of the TV receive a lot of New Year's money,............

Zhu Shi exhausted (smiled bitterly and quickly interrupted): Wait, wait, you spoke too fast, and the subtitles couldn't keep up......

I saw that the subtitles were embarrassed to follow Zhang Yifan's gushing speed.

Zhang Yifan: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, sure enough, this kind of thing can only happen in live broadcasts.

The whole studio laughed, and all the members of Slandau took their seats.

Zhang Yifan: So, little pig, let's publish today's content.

Zhu Shi: Annual pocket money battle!

Staff: Amount???

Zhang Yifan (while adding instructions, the staff at the bottom pushed a disc): As Little Pig said before, because we unknowingly spent another year in Slandau, the program team decided to give everyone a gift after discussion.

Subtitler: It's strange to believe......

But the unwitting whites smiled happily one by one.

Zhang Yifan (remove the cover on the disc): So, what are the gifts!

Zhang Yifan: Luxury package meal coupons, a special episode of the program after the New Year may 、............ And, of course, there are quite a few appetizer rewards for our show.

Qiao Xicheng (surprised): There is also a 1,000 yuan one.

Subtitler: Really?!

Zhou Weichao: Wait, wait, don't you think the ratio of thank you for your patronage is a bit bigger?

Subtitle: Not only is it big, but you can win the lottery properly if you can draw good things.

Zhang Yifan: That's all for the rewards.

Unexpectedly, the previous pleasant atmosphere suddenly turned into a dull atmosphere.

Zhang Yifan: Next, I will explain the way of the game to get the opportunity to spin the disc, before everyone went home for the New Year, they gave the task, and everyone did not forget it.

Everyone nodded.

Narrator: That's right, last time, on the eve of everyone's homecoming, the program team gave everyone a task to take pictures of their time at home in the form of DV.

Zhang Yifan: So today is the time for everyone to judge, and only the winner will get the opportunity to spin the disc.

Zhang Yifan: Then the first DV evaluation project is......

The subtitle on the big screen is: My lovely family.

Zhang Yifan: So for those who participate in the evaluation of this project, please first look at the first ......

The big screen shows DV:

Jiang Yiwei (facing the camera): Hello everyone, I'm Jiang Yiwei, and this is my house (then the camera turns)......

Studio: It's beautiful!

Jiang Yiwei waved his hand repeatedly.

Jiang Yiwei: Because I haven't had a chance to go home since I entered Slandau, but when I got home yesterday, I found a few very scary things at home, and I turned around and walked forward......

Subtitler: What could it be?

Big screen Jiang Yiwei (knocked on the door of a room and opened it to enter): Excuse me!

Narrator: It turned out to be Jiang Yiwei's brother's room.

Note: (In order to protect privacy, all family members of the following Slandau will be treated with mosaics)

Jiang Yiwei: So what is the scary thing?

With that, he turned the camera to the wall of the room.

The studio exploded.

Narrator: It turns out that the room is covered with posters of Jiang Yiwei!

Big screen Jiang Yiwei (proud): So, the most supportive member of Slandau is ......?

Brother Jiang Yiwei: Jiang Yiwei!

The studio applauded.

Narrator: So, let's continue to announce the second Zhang Yifan's family.

Big screen Zhang Yifan: Hello everyone, let's show you next, Zhang Yifan's version of "Legend of S"

All (surprised): Huh?

The melody of "Legend of S" began to sound on the big screen, and I saw Zhang Yifan's sister appear in front of the camera and dance the dance of "Legend of S".

Everyone in the studio laughed and applauded.

Narrator: Next is behind my sister jumping happily, and Dad Zhang also joins in, visually cooking and holding a spoon in his hand.

The studio was already laughing.

Narrator: Finally, Zhang's mother joined in, holding a frying pan in her hand.

The studio was already ringing.

Narrator: This is the dance of the family version of "Legend of S", which is worthy of the family of Zhang Yifan, who is in charge of the Slandau variety show, is so powerful!

Narrator: Let's continue to announce, and the third place is Jing Yu.

Daping Jingyu: Hello everyone, in fact, there has always been a tradition in my family, so what is this tradition?

Large-screen subtitles: early the next morning

I saw that Jing Yu's whole family was in the open space outside the house, and Jing's mother took the lead in humming an unknown tune, and the whole family danced aerobics together.

Everyone in the studio was already laughing to tears at this moment.

Narrator: Perhaps it was influenced by this vigorous energy, but after 10 minutes, other families in the community came out to join the ranks of aerobics.

Back in the studio, there was a round of applause.

Zhu Shiji: It's really three works that are too powerful.

Zhu Shiji: First of all, Yiwei's, because his younger brother is a member of Slandao, so the most supportive member is Jiang Yiwei.

Jiang Yiwei: Actually, before I joined Slandau, my brother's favorite star was always XXX. I didn't expect to join the Slandau fan group in just half a year.

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): Next is Zhang Yifan, why is your family so good!

Zhang Yifan: Actually, I haven't paid much attention to it myself, but I didn't expect them to secretly write down the dance steps of "Legend of S".

Subtitle Jun: Yifanjia is so good!

Everyone exclaimed.

Zhang Yifan: By the way, there are members here who are supported by my sister!

Zhu Shiji: Isn't it you?

Zhang Yifan (aimed at camera No. 1): It shouldn't matter if you say it, right?

Zhu Shiji: You think it's a video call.

Zhang Yifan (laughing): The member of my sister's support is Wang Hao.

Wang Hao (stands up and bows): Thank you!

Zhang Yifan: You will euphoreize her to death, thank you!

Subtitler: Thank you from my brother

Zhu Shiji: Finally, Jing Yu, where did Auntie's song come from?

Jing Yu: Because our whole family loves opera very much, so my mother's minor tune is actually based on "XXXX"?

Everyone: Huh?

Zhu Shiji: Because Jing Yu also wrote in the member information column of the official website that any song can be adapted into an opera to sing, so today is a rare opportunity, so you might as well show us one.

Applause from all the staff.

Zhu Shiji: Since it is a difficult problem, then, chief, I will leave it to you.

Shen Jianyuan: Why me.

Zhang Yifan: After all, there is no difficulty in ordinary songs, if you can change Hua Dan into an opera, it will really be a powerful skill.

In the applause of all the staff, the chief and Jing Yu walked out of their seats, and the two looked at each other.

Jing Yu: Let the seniors give me a tune first!

Shen Jianyuan hummed Hua Dan's famous song "Three Niang's Godson".

Jing Yu: Ah~Ah~Ah~Ah~Ah!

Shen Jianyuan couldn't help laughing.

Jing Yu: OK! OK!

Subtitle: Why are you so good!

Zhang Yifan: So, let's get started!

Under Zhang Yifan's order, Shen Jianyuan began to sing "Three Niang's Godson", and Jing Yu sang the opera version of "Three Niang's Godson" with his own opera voice, because it was really funny, only half of the singing, Shen Jianyuan raised the white flag and surrendered and stopped singing, but Jing Yu was completely immersed in his own world and still sang hard.

Subtitler: Last ......

Everyone applauded.

Zhang Yifan (teasing): Auntie's minor tune and your new version of the opera will be included in our next album.

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhu Shiji: So, let's choose the winner of this item, and please press the select button in your hand.

Everyone looked at each other with a hard time making a choice.

Zhu Shiji: After all, the three works are very powerful, and it is really difficult for everyone! So, who finally won the right to choose the New Year's Award......

Big screen: Zhang Yifan.

Zhu Shiji: It appeared, it appeared.

Zhang Yifan: Although I'm very happy, in terms of variety show effect, everyone should still choose Jing Yu who has the most appearances.

Subtitler: A speech from the person in charge of the variety show.

Zhu Shiji: Then you're welcome, turn the disc.

Zhang Yifan walked to the disc and turned the disc without hesitation............

Narrator: The ad is very short, and we'll be back right away!

Ad:

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Good morning and Dao'an greeting bells for Silan Dao members have begun to be gradually published on the official website, and the wake-up sound of the ninth issue comes from Zhang Yiming!

Zhang Yiming: Morning! A new day has begun, are you ready?

Zhang Yifan: It's late, don't you plan to rest?

Back to the scene:

I saw that the disc was getting slower and slower, slower and slower, and slowly stopped on a grid.

Zhu Shiqian (laughs): Thank you for your patronage!

Zhang Yifan (pretending to be annoyed): If you want to pass the time, I strongly recommend writing this grid again, then you can play today.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Zhang Yifan: So, today's second DV evaluation project......

Large-screen subtitles: My family's strange activities for the New Year.

Zhang Yifan (laughs): So first of all, the first place is......

Zhang Yiming: Hello everyone, although it is now night, because it is the time to welcome the New Year's bell, there is a tradition in my family, that is, ...... (hands pointing to the side) "Qiang ~ Qiang", the habit of telling stories by my mother until the bell rings in the early morning.

Narrator: But the reality is ......

Subtitler: Two hours later......

I saw that Zhang's mother was still talking, but Yiming and his father were lying on the sofa and snoring.

Narrator: Finally, the bell rings in the early hours of the morning......

But maybe it was because Zhang's mother was also tired, so the family all lay on the sofa and fell asleep.

Zhang Yifan in the studio (smiling and spraying poison): Your family is really ruthless.

Narrator: The second one is from Shen Jianyuan.

Shen Jianyuan: Hello everyone! My family's activities in the New Year are......

The camera rotates the lens and shoots behind you.

Big screen Shen Jianyuan: It is to go to incense and ask for blessings in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, because today is not thirty, so there is no one behind him, and the forehead ~ feels quite deserted.

Narrator: The third one is from Chen Lilai.

Big Screen Chen Lilai: Hello everyone, so what is my family's New Year's event?

Big screen Chen Lilai: Because there are no large-scale activities, my family's New Year's event is to chat together as a family!

Studio Zhang Yifan (laughs): To a certain extent, it can be regarded as large-scale.

Back in the studio, everyone applauded.

Zhang Yifan: First of all, the activities of Yi Ming's family, how to say it, Auntie is not very good at falling asleep when she tells you, but she is so good that she actually falls asleep when she talks about herself, which is a matter of ability.

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Yifan: In addition, Chen Lilai, don't you have any large-scale activities during the Chinese New Year?

Chen Lilai: Yes, I have time to travel together, but this year because of the special situation, the family will celebrate the New Year together.

Subtitler: I see.

Zhang Yifan: So, who will be the winner of this competition?

Shen Jianyuan's overhead subtitles: I haven't talked about it yet?

Zhang Yifan: Please rate it!

Big screen display: Shen Jianyuan!

Zhang Yifan: Congratulations!

Shen Jianyuan (stepping out of his seat and walking towards the disc): Why did I suddenly feel a chill.

Zhang Yifan: So, turn the disc!

Shen Jianyuan hesitated for a moment, but still turned the disc, because he was worried about choosing "delicious food", so he didn't turn it very hard, but the situation seemed to be beyond everyone's expectations, because the arrow gradually stopped on the 1,000 yuan grid.

Subtitler: (⊙o⊙) Ah!

Finally, the disc stopped, and the arrow stopped exactly on the 1,000 yuan grid.

The studio was already cheering at the moment.

Subtitler: It seems to have nothing to do with you......

However, unlike the cheers of all the staff, Chief Shen Jianyuan shouted to wait.

Shen Jianyuan: I felt a little wrong from just now, there seems to be a large gap between 1000 and yuan.

After speaking, his head looked closer and found that there was a small sticker pasted, so he reached out and removed the small sticker.

Shen Jianyuan: 1000X yuan?

Subtitle: Yes, it's 1000X yuan!

Zhang Yifan (looking at the staff below with a smile): It is converted to 1000X yuan, which means ......

Staff: 6.1 yuan

The audience burst into laughter.

At the end of the program, the program team sent a New Year's dinner at the same time, and the program came to an end.

Narrator: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!