2124-09-01
MC Jun: (Playing Slandao's "Legend of S" while speaking) What is Slandao?In July 2121, Gu Hongbin, known as the ghost king of the entertainment industry, teamed up with his old club Junteng Xingshang Entertainment Media to create a slogan "Subvert people's new understanding of idols", and started their road! Then, then, the first variety show to show their most true selves, (accentuated tone) "Slandau and the Battle of 100 People" officially kicked off!
Zhu Shidu/Zhang Yifan: Good evening, all the viewers in front of the TV, the new issue of "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred People" has started again! From today onwards, the two of us will be the hosts!
Zhu Shiji: (looking at Zhang Yifan in surprise) Anyway, the show has finally begun to be revised.
Zhang Yifan: Yes, but I don't know if everyone can like and accept the new variety shows.
Zhu Shiji: Let me give you a brief explanation. Starting from today, plus the rest day of the second phase of Slandau students to join the program, we will group eight people and use various competitions to determine the final winning team, of course, the punishment for the team that loses the game, but there is a very cruel punishment waiting for everyone!
Zhang Yifan: Then the two teams are invited to appear today!
As soon as the voice fell, two groups of teams wearing red T-shirts and white T-shirts entered.
Red Team: Qiao Xicheng, Gu Haosheng, Chen Lilai and Ye Ziwei
White team: Shen Jianyuan, Jiang Yiwei, Zhou Weichao and Zhang Yiming
Zhang Yifan: Oh~~ Everyone is aggressive. (After speaking, everyone looks at the camera)
Zhu Shiji: Before the start of the show, the two teams will carry out the provocation.
Saying that, Qiao Xicheng of the red team snatched Zhang Yifan's microphone and walked in front of Shen Jianyuan.
Qiao Xicheng: Wow~ You're a lot older, watching a horror movie scares you like that, isn't it a shame.
Zhu Shiji: Oh~ Nice provocation.
Shen Jianyuan shrugged his shoulders awkwardly and snatched Zhu Shi's microphone.
Shen Jianyuan: (smiles) I'm sorry.
Subtitle: Ah~Hey, the momentum is 0?
While speaking, the staff sent the selection machine to everyone.
Zhu Shiji: This machine is a project selection machine that selects each program to confront each program.
Zhang Yifan: (walks in front of the selection machine) Okay, I'll fire the first shot today.
After speaking, there was a collision sound in the machine, "ticking", the machine stopped shaking, and a table tennis ball rolled out, Zhang Yifan reached out and picked up the table tennis ball, and pointed the side of the table tennis ball writing at the camera.
Zhang Yifan: The competition project is out, "cooking showdown".
Everyone: Alas~~~~
Zhu Shiji: Are there any people present who can dance knives and shovels?
Shen Jianyuan: Although it is not something to show off, but our father is a chef in a French restaurant, and we have confidence that there is a father and a son.
Shen Jianyuan's praise made Jiang Yiwei, who was standing next to him, a little embarrassed, and hurriedly waved his hand to deny it.
Qiao Xicheng: NO~NO~NO, that's not what I said, our team is invincible, and we can easily win any game.
After saying that, the four members of the red team showed a determined look on their faces.
Zhang Yifan: Oh~ Everyone is good, it seems that they are all good at cooking.
Qiao Xicheng: NO~ Our cooking technique, (after speaking, facing the camera, making an O gesture with his right hand) ZERO!
Subtitle: One by one+, then where did you get the courage.
While speaking, the two teams were already standing in front of the left and right cooking tables, and the two hosts, Zhu Shiqian and Zhang Yifan, stood in the middle.
Zhu Shiji: Both teams are ready. And then there's the crowd that introduces our judges today!
As he spoke, the camera turned to the judges' bench on the side.
Zhang Yifan: The role of the judges is a strong jury composed of fans of the Slandau fan base and a total of 100 people of all ages in society.
Everyone was shocked by the aura shot by the powerful judges' seats in front of them.
Zhu Shiji/Zhang Yifan: Okay, are you ready on both sides?
Everyone: That's it!
Zhu Shiji/Zhang Yifan: Then today's food showdown begins!
With a "dang", the game officially began.
Zhu Shi walked to the white team cooking table.
Zhu Shiji: After discussion, have you decided to make any food?
Shen Jianyuan: Because we have a chef here, we are responsible for the sorting of the ingredients, and Evie is in charge of the final production, because it is French cuisine, so we decided to make "mushroom cream soup".
Zhu Shiji: Listening to the name is a good delicacy.
While speaking, Zhang Yifan had already come to the red team cooking table, looking at the people in front of him, with a look of wanting to cry without tears.
Zhang Yifan: I said little pig, what do you say about the food here, you can also look forward to it a little.
Qiao Xicheng: I'll just say, we won't lose.
Subtitler: What kind of weird dishes do you always make?
Zhang Yifan: What are you going to do?
Qiao Xicheng: Fried rice, but how can it be on the table just ordinary fried rice, so we finally discussed and created a new type of fried rice.
Zhang Yifan: Alas~~ These are all materials? (Saying with a look of disbelief, he picked up a few plates of ingredients they had prepared and faced the camera)
Subtitle: Raw ham, red beans, mangoes, oranges, which one do you always play?
Zhang Yifan: What is the next division of labor?
Qiao Xicheng: Gu Haosheng, the god of food on our side, is in charge of the final cooking.
When the red team was full of wonders, the processing of ingredients on the white team's side had begun in an orderly manner, although the three boys were cooking for the first time, but under the command of Jiang Yiwei, everyone was still proceeding in an orderly manner. After Jiang Yiwei took the ingredients handed by everyone, the final cooking began, and the enthusiasm and seriousness that immediately appeared on his face, everyone may really look forward to the completion of the final food. However......
Zhang Yifan: Please take a picture of our side with the camera.
Next, please make up this picture in your brain, good boys, please don't imitate this kind of Xiang cuisine at home: after the oil pot is hot, the rice is fried with rice, and then the eggs that have not been beaten are put in, and after a few bursts of stir-frying, the raw ham is put in, to everyone's surprise, the mango and oranges in the ingredients have been beaten into a thick lump in the beater in advance, ignoring the surprise from the judges' seat, Gu Haosheng just scooped up a spoonful with a spoon and put it into the wok, and then stir-fried the red beans that played the final embellishment role, and this Xiang-like dish was almost completed, however… However...
Zhang Yifan: Is it already done here?
Gu Haosheng: No, he took out a spoon and scooped a spoonful, and walked in front of Ye Ziwei) I still need to try it again.
Ye Ziwei took a bite and tasted it left and right.
Ye Ziwei: It's a bit dry, and the taste can be emphasized.
Subtitler:⊙_⊙‖∣,Everyone,Next, please change the channel temporarily for the children who can't bear it......
After hearing Ye Ziwei's words, the fire was turned on again, and after the four of them discussed, Xiang's general fan sauce was born (five spoons of curry powder, two dried chilies, and two small spoons of black pepper), and after the wok was hot, it was poured into the pot one by one, and the fried rice in the wok, instantly turned into a sea of fire boiling in purgatory.
Zhu Shiji: Oh~ The mushroom cream soup on our side has been completed.
With a rich broth and a mushroom aroma wafting from time to time, this mushroom cream soup is not inferior to the chef's finish.
Zhu Shiji: The next thing is the evaluation time...
Zhang Yifan: (One hand on Zhu Shi's shoulder, making a sunken crying face) That, I don't know when it started just now, and there was a smell of Xiang in the studio.
First of all, the white team's mushroom cream soup was judged, and the judges took a sip with a happy look on their faces.
Zhu Shiji: It seems that there is hope, and the expressions on the faces of the judges are very happy!
Zhang Yifan: Next, please make today's bombshell......
As soon as the words fell, the staff wore three masks and invited out the fried rice of the red team today.
The judges just used to watch it, and they already had a feeling of turning the river and the sea upside down. However, out of politeness, I still firmly scooped up a spoonful and put it in my mouth.
Judge's seat: Ah~~ (at this time, the siren is played) What is this?
Four members of the red team: Alas~ Just kidding, it must be delicious.
An elderly man on the judges' bench: (Hurriedly drank a large sip of the water prepared at hand) I can't stand this kind of impact when I'm old.
Hearing is believing, and the RED team itself feels the call from hell......
The four of them didn't believe it, took out the spoon, scooped it, and put it in their mouths......
With a "poof", except for Ye Ziwei, the three of them almost didn't squirt out the impact in their mouths.
The scene resounded with laughter.
Qiao Xicheng: (Ah~) What is this?
Zhang Yifan: What do you ask yourself?
Zhu Shiji: Okay~ Please judge the winner today.
After a period of deliberation, the judges all held up white signs.
Zhu Shiji: I announced that the winner was the white team!
"yes~" the cheers of the white team.
Zhang Yifan: So, it is the red team that will be punished today!
Zhang Yifan: Please select the players of your team who will be punished today.
Qiao Xicheng: It should be Haosheng's problem.
Gu Haosheng: Hey~ You chose the things.
Chen Lilai: I think it's the leaf problem, if he hadn't said something bad enough, maybe it would have been pretty much the same.
Subtitle: This kind of Xiang cuisine is not added to the last step, and the taste is not expected.
Zhang Yifan: Well, before you decide to punish the leaves, please take a look at the leaves behind you.
Everyone turned around and found that Ye Ziwei was eating "fried rice" with relish.
Subtitle: It is worthy of being the first idiot of Slandau.
Zhang Yifan: So, the team member punished today is confirmed, Ye Ziwei!
Everyone and the judges in the jury table are staring at the second largest screen.
Zhu Shiji: Our punishment is to send a smile to the workers who are already late at night, but they have been fighting for the front line of work.
As he spoke, Ye Ziwei began to move towards his destination.
Ye Ziwei: A group of teammates who sell their teammates!
Two blocks away from the film crew building is a large company that operates 24 hours a day due to its busy business, and we will bring a smile to all of you who are still busy today!
Zhang Yifan: (to Mike) Yezi, have you arrived?
With the manager's permission, we placed a covert camera in the building to follow Ye Ziwei.
Ye Ziwei: Roger!
Zhang Yifan: Because it's a punishment game, we didn't communicate to the staff in the building that this is a show request, so are you ready?
Ye Ziwei: (shook his head, looked helpless, and finally exhaled) Ready!
Zhang Yifan: What I say next, you have to say it in front of the staff of the whole building!
Ye Ziwei nodded.
Zhang Yifan: Let's walk to the floor-to-ceiling glass closest to you.
Ye Ziwei looked at the glass, and although there were busy office workers in front of him, Ye Ziwei's appearance still made a few curious white-collar workers look up at him a few times.
Zhang Yifan: Now facing the outside of the glass, shouting loudly "there are UFOs"
Ye Ziwei shrugged his shoulders in distress, but he still complied.
Ye Ziwei: Oh~ There are UFOs outside the window!
This was really effective, and many white-collar workers still raised their heads to look at Ye Ziwei.
Zhang Yifan laughed and continued to give instructions to Ye Ziwei.
Zhang Yifan: Let me tell you, it turns out that I was wrong.
Ye Ziwei: It turns out that I read it wrong!
"Poof", a few white-collar workers who still didn't understand the situation let out a few wry laughs.
Zhang Yifan: However, after walking around here a few times, when everyone was not paying attention to you, you shouted that there was an earthquake, but you hid under the nearest desk.
Ye Ziwei: (smiled bitterly and said to the hidden mike in front of him) Zhang Yifan, you wait for me.
Ye Ziwei: It's an earthquake, it's an earthquake, everyone be careful. (As he spoke, he shook the desk to create an artificial shake, and then hid under the desk)
By this time, the studio had already laughed.
Zhang Yifan: Ye Zi, stand up, pat your pants, and say, "Oh, it turns out that I made a mistake again." ”
Ye Ziwei: It turns out that I made a mistake.
"Poof", and now the white-collar workers in the office are really amused by this young "wonderful" teenager who doesn't know where he came from.
White-collar A: Alas~ He is Ye Ziwei of Slandau.
White-collar B: Really, it's really him!
Ye Ziwei: Hello everyone, I am Ye Ziwei from Slandau, and I hope that the nonsensical funny just sent to relieve everyone's work fatigue has not affected everyone's work!
The cheers of the crowd.
At the end of the show, Ye Ziwei led all the working people to the hidden camera.
Ye Ziwei/Everyone: "Slandau and the Battle of the Hundred" is a success!
MC Jun: Even if you tell your name, you don't know what kind of company sponsors the broadcast!