18. Male obligations
Luo Cheng is now short of legs, and it was not easy to catch up with Xiao Mi, who was crawling.
However, Xiao Mi braked suddenly, and Luo Cheng hit Xiao Mi's buttocks.
"Damn. Luo Cheng, who was dizzy, didn't know whether to feel sorry for the sore honey badger's nose, or whether he was worried about whether the buttocks of his human body were scratched by claws.
"Xiaomi, what are you doing when you suddenly stop? Luo Cheng used his claws to pull away the accidentally torn pants and checked them, but fortunately the fabric was torn, and there were only white scratches on the flesh, and there was no blood.
"The lion you want to photograph is in front of you. Xiao Mi, who was kneeling on the ground, stretched out her right hand and slipped Luo Chengti behind her to her side.
Lion in front?
Luo Cheng immediately held his breath, carefully pushed aside the grass in front of him, and saw a group of lions two hundred meters ahead.
“1、2、3、4、5、……”
There are quite a few lions, and it seems that it is not a small family.
However, because Luo Cheng was too short in height after turning into a honey badger, his vision was limited, and the lions in front of him blocked each other, Luo Cheng could not count all the lions clearly.
However, a rough calculation shows that there are about fifteen or sixteen lions in front of them.
Except for a male lion with a vigorous mane and a domineering appearance surrounded by a lioness in the middle, there are eight or nine lionesses on the periphery, and there are five or six cubs who cannot see their gender.
As a single dog, Luo Cheng sighed, "In human society, this is a crime of bigamy, and in our country, we have also committed the crime of superbirth, and fines can make men bankrupt, sometimes I have to say that it is better to be an animal." ”
Unexpectedly, Xiao Mi on the side suddenly replied to Luo Cheng, "Two-legged beast, you don't have to envy the lion, you are not a human now, we honey badgers can also have a lot of females as wives, when the time comes, you can let those females give you a big litter of cubs, I am so powerful, you have inherited my ability, it is not a problem to have as many females and cubs as you want." ”
Although Luo Cheng likes animals, he just likes them, he doesn't have a perverted zoophilia, Luo Cheng quickly shook his head and denied, "No matter how hungry/thirsty I am, I can't find a female honey badger or other female animals as a wife." ”
Xiaomi's face changed drastically, and she asked in surprise, "Do you like males? males can't give birth to cubs!"
"Fuck off, where did I say that I like males, whether female or male, as long as it's an animal, I'm not interested, I still prefer sexy women with white skin, beautiful appearance, long legs, and big wavy curly hair, well, that is, female two-legged beasts. "Luo Cheng doesn't want to be misunderstood by people or animals.
Thinking of a possibility, Luo Cheng's heart tightened, and he asked with some apprehension, "Xiao ...... Xiaomi, I forgot to ask, do you have a wife and cubs?"
Xiao Mi smiled coldly and arrogantly, "I like the strong, I haven't met a female worthy of me yet, I don't want to find a very weak female to give birth to cubs, that kind of weak cubs can't grow up under the protection of weak females, and I can't inherit my strong bloodline, why should I waste that strength to mate?"
That's right, Luo Cheng then remembered that the honey badger is also the same as many male animals in the animal world, and they just take care of the "scumbag" raised by the postpartum female and the newborn offspring.
In fact, regardless of whether Xiaomi has a wife and children, Luo Cheng actually doesn't have to be responsible, and he can't find anyone who needs to be responsible, because the male honey badger will slip away after fighting/shooting, and he won't remember his *** surname and where he lives at all.
Thinking about it like this, Luo Cheng can be regarded as relieved.
However, before Luo Cheng finished exhaling this breath, Xiao Mi entrusted Luo Cheng with some seriousness, "However, it is still my responsibility to pass on the ancestry, and when I am old and decrepit, the female honey badger will also look down on me and be unwilling to give birth to cubs for me, so if I meet a suitable female in the future, and the two of us have not exchanged back, then I will trouble the two-legged beast to complete the task of inheriting the family for me." ”
"Don't worry, big brother, I won't treat you badly, we are all males, every male in the world is responsible for the task of strengthening the race, you help my clan continue the bloodline, I will also help you bipeds continue the bloodline, although I don't like female bipeds either, but, I will also try to overcome psychological barriers for you to find a suitable female biped to complete the mating/mating for you and let them give you cubs, you can rest assured." Xiao Mi looked embarrassed, but still patted Luo Cheng on the shoulder as if she were dead.
Hearing the honey badger say this, Luo Cheng was not at ease at all, as a human being, it is important to pass on the ancestry, but human beings are no longer pure animals that mate and give birth to cubs in order to continue the bloodline, and it is irresponsible for children to give birth to children without emotional bonds, Luo Cheng does not want his children to grow up in a family without their father's care.
Therefore, Luo Cheng refused, "No, no need. ”
"Why refuse? Don't you envy the lion's wife and children? Don't worry, I won't mess with the female biped to perfunctory you, I will strictly follow the standards you say, with white skin, beautiful appearance, long legs and big waves...... What is the standard for the big wave?"
Speaking of this, Xiao Mi scratched the back of her head, and touched the chest of Luo Cheng's human body with some confusion and asked, "Why can these two parts be described as big waves?"
"Hey, no matter, anyway, I'll find a female biped according to your preference, if you don't worry, you can also specify, which female biped you are satisfied with, I'll help you get her, although I have no experience in mating/mating, but I've seen a lot of animal jp, and I know what to do. Xiao Mi gave Luo Cheng an expression that you know with great interest.
"It's okay if those females are willing, if those females are unwilling, according to the style of our grassland, it's good to be strong, your body is not too bad, I've seen female two-legged beasts, and most of the female two-legged beasts are not as large as the males, so it shouldn't be a problem to pass on the lineage for you." ”
The corners of Luo Cheng's mouth twitched and interrupted Xiao Mi's more and more outrageous plan, and said helplessly, "What do you mean that there is no problem? ”
"Imprisonment? two-legged beast, you always use prison to scare me, what does it mean to be in prison? Will you die if you go to prison? Will you have no food? Will you not be able to fight?"
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