19. Wandering male lion

At present, many countries do not impose the death penalty because of QJ or even murder, and they will not be deprived of food when they go to prison, and fights in prisons in some underdeveloped countries are also the norm.

However, Luo Cheng would definitely not answer Xiaomi so sincerely.

For the honey badger, some eat, fight, it will be very satisfied, in case it knows that there will be a lot of "strong" in the prison, maybe in order to challenge the strong, it deliberately committed a crime just to go to prison?

So Luo Cheng planned to continue to scare the honey badger, but just now, Xiao Mi didn't understand that what he said about the big wave was describing the hair, and actually pointed to the chest of his body and asked the big wave.

Luo Cheng doesn't remember that he used big waves to describe his chest after he became a honey badger, he only said that he had big wavy curly hair, why did the honey badger associate his chest with the word big wave?

Could it be that the honey badger that penetrated his human body was really slowly receiving some of his human memories?

Hey, now, Luo Cheng can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

What if the honey badger receives its own memories and knowledge, knows the beauty of the human world, and wants to go to the human world?

It is impossible for himself, who has become a honey badger, to stop Xiao Mi, as the original owner of Xiao Mi's human body, Luo Cheng also feels that it is impossible for him to do anything to hurt Xiao Mi's body.

At that time, if Xiao Mi really wants to go to human society, he can only let Xiao Mi go, and as a human being, Luo Cheng's identity must also be active in human society, so that Luo Cheng's life can be meaningful.

If the two of them can't exchange their physical bodies back, it is actually a good thing for Xiaomi to receive Luo Cheng's memory.

It's just that before Xiao Mi really had the idea of wanting to go to human society, Luo Cheng felt that he had to teach Xiao Mi to know the rules of human society first, Xiao Mi is a honey badger, and she is lawless on the grassland, and if she lets it go to human society like this, the best result for Xiao Mi is to go to prison, and she was almost shot to death.

In order to educate Xiaomi well, Luo Cheng said with a loss, "In our two-legged beast world, mating/mating must be willing, if any two-legged beast dares to force other two-legged beasts to have children, they will be caught by a group of strong, pistol-owning, and two-legged beasts called police who maintain the stable development of our race, and put them in a narrow cage in a black hole, and they will be locked up for many years." ”

"If you dare to fight in prison, you can prolong the time in prison and sit in a prison, and the glory days of our males will be only four or five years, in case they will be released when they are a lot older, where will the old males still be competitive, right?"

"You're a two-legged beast now, if you really force a female two-legged beast to have a baby with you, you'll experience the life I just said about in the future, freedom? ”

The honey badger was not afraid, and was stimulated by Luo Cheng's words, and some pictures of imprisonment, torture, and locking up a small black house in ancient and modern Chinese and foreign film and television dramas that Luo Cheng had watched before really popped up, and it turned pale with fright, "It's really scary to be in prison." ”

Luo Cheng didn't know what Xiao Mi saw, thinking that what he said had an effect, so he patted Xiao Mi's arm with his paws comfortingly, and said righteously, "Don't worry, Brother Pingtou, what kind of friendship do we have? I will definitely not let you go to prison, listen to me well in the future, and you will definitely be fine." ”

"Yes. Xiaomi nodded movingly.

"We are already a difficult brother now, good buddy, how can I let Brother Pingtou force yourself to go to a female biped you don't like to have a baby in order to continue my own bloodline? That will not only cause you to lose your freedom, but also make my conscience uneasy, so let's not discuss the matter of inheritance now. ”

"Don't you like pistols? There are a lot of fun things in the world, more interesting than robbing and finding females to give birth to, for now, let's continue to observe the lions and see what exciting videos we can make, and after making money, we can go around and have fun." ”

After the threat, Luo Cheng naturally had to lure Xiaomi.

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, I never lie to people, let alone Brother Pingtou...... You've got it. Luo Cheng smiled sincerely.

Just when a man and a badger were chatting with each other, the lions that were originally playing next to each other made a commotion.

Luo Cheng saw a lioness running towards the lions in a panic, and reminded the lions with puzzled faces as he ran, "Everyone protect the children." ”

Although the lioness didn't know what was going on, when they heard the sisters' warning, they didn't say a word, and each of them picked up the kindergarten teacher who was playing beside them with their mouths, and came together vigilantly.

The lion stood up and asked, "Leah, what's the matter?"

Lioness Leah looked worriedly at the male lion walking towards her and said, "Ed, you ......"

Without waiting for the lioness to answer, the male lion already knew the answer, and he had already seen another male lion sneaking behind Lioness Leah.

"You go to the back, I can handle it. Ed the lion gave Leah a reassuring look to her, and looked at the wild lion who dared to trespass on his territory and follow his lioness, and opened his big mouth and roared with a Hedong lion, "Where did the loser come from, get out of me!"

Luo Cheng, who has seen the animal world, knows that this is the meaning of the wandering male lion coming to the door to kick the gym and want to fight with the male lions in the lion pack to rob the harem.

This kind of picture can only be captured by a field photographer by luck.

I'm lucky, now that I've met it, I can't miss the picture of recording this land grab.

Luo Cheng hurriedly stretched out his paw to open the Gopro, but found that his field of vision was too short.

So, Luo Cheng carefully grabbed the clothes Xiao Mi was wearing, climbed onto the back of his human body, and leaned on his head to find a good shooting angle.

No one has ever dared to climb on the head of a honey badger.

Climb on the head of a honey badger? That's what only a little dead man does.

On the grassland, there really isn't that animal that dares to offend Brother Pingtou so much, unless it doesn't want to live.

Xiao Mi really didn't think that these two-legged beasts would do such a thing, and after being stunned for a second, she shook her shoulders a little angrily, "You still called me brother just now, and now you climb on my head?"

Luo Cheng grabbed his clothes with his two hind paws, stabilized his body so that he didn't slip off his shoulders, and then he gently patted the restless Xiao Mi's head, and continued to tempt, "Brother Pingtou, it seems that I climbed on your head, I offended my brother, but in fact, it was actually your honey badger's body that stepped on the head of me, a two-legged beast, wasn't it? ”