8. Don't eat!
Watching Hyena Spotted and Ada flee farther and farther away with their tails between their legs, Luo Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"I was scared to death, I thought I was going to confess here today. ”
Luo Cheng, who was patting his chest to relieve the pressure, suddenly paused, he looked at his bloody paws with some disgust, wanted to cry without tears, and shouted, "I want to take a bath!"
At this time, Xiao Mi, who had been listening to Luo Cheng's words and obediently stayed aside, crawled over with bright eyes, and lay next to the hyena brown fur who had no power to fight back, and was about to start gnawing on hyena meat from the place where the hyena brown fur was cut open by Luo Cheng.
Seeing the honey badger using his human head to get to the hyena that he had just scratched indescribably and was about to bite with his mouth, Luo Cheng's face turned green with fright, "Oh my God." ”
"Don't~!"
Luo Cheng hurriedly pounced in horror and kicked at his human face, "Don't eat!"
Xiao Mi, who only had food in her eyes, was defenseless, and was kicked to the ground by Luo Cheng with a confused face, and the next second it said angrily, "What are you doing?
"Oh, I see, you want to eat the food to yourself, don't you?"
Xiao Mi was afraid that Luo Cheng would snatch the hyena's brown fur body, so she stepped forward domineeringly and stretched out her arms to hold the hyena corpse in her arms, staring at Luo Cheng with a child's expression of being afraid of being robbed of the toy,
"This is the food you grabbed with my flesh, why can't I eat it? You can never catch a hyena with your fragile two-legged beast body, you can catch a hyena, it's all the credit of my flesh, you know!"
Who is rare for hyena meat, Luo Cheng was speechless and wanted to cover his face, but he disliked that his hands were a little dirty, moved two steps, walked to the grass next to him, stretched out his paws and rubbed the weeds repeatedly.
"I didn't want to rob you of your food, so I didn't eat hyena meat. ”
"If you don't eat it, then I'll eat it. Xiao Mi looked at the hyena in her arms very rarely, and wanted to lower her mouth again.
"Don't move. ”
"What the hell are you going to do? You don't eat, and you don't allow me to eat, I'm starving to death, what's in it good for you? Do you really want to take over my powerful body forever?"
The honey badger didn't realize that it was no longer a honey badger, and the human body, especially an ordinary human like him, who had no training, drank blood and ate the flesh and blood of this wild animal who didn't know how many parasites there were on his body, and his stomach couldn't stand it at all, what if he contracted any infectious disease?
This honey badger is also a stubborn animal, forcibly forbidding it not to eat raw meat, and it will not obey at all.
Besides, it is indeed unscientific, after all, eating raw prey is also the nature of these wild creatures, and it is not something that can be changed immediately.
Luo Cheng could only patiently explain to the honey badger, "Xiao Mi, I'm doing this for your own good, you also know that your honey badger's body is very strong, and the body of our two-legged beast is very fragile, not only in terms of fighting, but also in eating, you eat the meat of these animals raw, it's fine, but if we two-legged beasts eat raw meat, they will get sick and die." ”
"Will you die if you eat raw meat?" hahaha, you must be lying to me!" The honey badger still clung to the breathing hyena.
The appearance of the honey badger not letting go of the dead made Luo Cheng realize that it was impossible for a foodie to make him give up the food he was used to.
But......
The honey badger likes to eat raw meat, but his human sense of smell and taste buds are completely different from that of the honey badger.
Originally, Luo Cheng didn't want to prevent the honey badger from eating, but he just thought it was too disgusting for the honey badger to use his human body mouth to eat directly from the hyena's fart.
"Well, let go of the hyena, and I'll cut a piece of raw meat for you to try, and then you'll know if I'm lying to you." Luo Cheng slowly coaxed the honey badger, and planned to go forward to find a piece of meat on the chest and cut it for the honey badger to try, anyway, he couldn't let it gnaw on the place he tore before.
Luo Cheng's small arms and legs were defenseless against Xiao Mi, and he was easily pushed away by Xiao Mi with a wave of his hand.
"Why bother, whether you can eat it or not, I don't know?"
The honey badger glanced at Luo Cheng, who was pushed away, with disdain, and still bit down on the hyena without persuasion.
But it's okay, because he held the hyena in his arms, bent down and couldn't reach the buttocks, and the place where he bit was the chest, which made Luo Cheng breathe a sigh of relief again.
In the next second, Xiao Mi spit out a mouthful of hair with disgust and disgust, and threw away the hyena that she was holding tightly in her arms before, "Phew, I know you two-legged beasts are very weak, but I didn't expect to be so weak that your teeth can't even tear your prey." ”
When Luo Cheng thought that the honey badger was finally going to give up eating hyenas, the honey badger walked to the other side of the hyena and stubbornly bit down on the torn place.
"Vomit~, why is this hyena so smelly?Bah Bah ~ Vomit~"
The honey badger stretched out his hand and kept wiping the hair and blood from his mouth, and his expression looked disgusting from the bite.
Although Luo Cheng wasn't eating the minced meat of the hyena himself, he didn't know what the honey badger ate in his mouth, of course, Luo Cheng didn't want to find out what the honey badger ate in his mouth, what if he did?
It was best not to eat nature, but his body was used by the honey badger to make such a dirty action, Luo Cheng felt that his body and spirit had been greatly damaged, he sat on the grass without love, and looked at the sky at 45 degrees speechlessly, "God, don't let me return to my body now." ”
Luo Cheng felt that he was not a cleanliness fetish, but the honey badger's behavior had made him almost collapse, and he had to do something to refresh his body.
Luo Cheng jumped up, ran to the honey badger who was still struggling with why the hyena was so stinky, pulled the clothes worn by his human body, and pulled the honey badger towards the overturned car, "We two-legged beasts really don't eat hyenas, follow me to the car, I'll give you something to eat." ”
"Something delicious?" The honey badger is definitely a foodie, and it fights every day, also to hunt food to replenish the energy it consumes.
Now that I heard Luo Cheng say that there was something delicious, the honey badger didn't reject it, after all, after just a mouthful, the hyena meat that I liked in the past made it so disgusted that it wanted to vomit.
Although it didn't understand why it became like this, the honey badger didn't get too entangled, and it probably understood a little bit, the taste of the two-legged beast is very strange, and in this case, it will not force itself to eat something that is not delicious, so it will see if the two-legged beast eats good or not.
The honey badger honestly followed Luo Cheng to the overturned car.
Luo Cheng glanced at the deformed car, and said to the honey badger uneasily, "You wait outside, I'll go in and find it." ”
"En. The honey badger nodded to Luo Cheng urgingly.
The honey badger's body easily climbed into the overturned pickup, crossed the bag containing the beef jerky, and first found the backpack containing the mouthwash.