9. Rinse your mouth

As soon as Luo Cheng slipped out of the pickup with his backpack in his mouth, Xiao Mi crawled over with a roar, stared at the bag and asked, "Where's the food?"

Luo Cheng turned his head in disgust, not wanting to get too close to his own body covered in blood.

"After eating, you have to rinse your mouth. Unzipping the backpack, Luo Cheng rummaged through it, and finally found mouthwash.

A mouthwash bottle that can be held in the hand of a human is slightly larger for a honey badger.

Luo Cheng had to hold the mouthwash bottle between his two paws and pull it out of his bag.

"What is a mouthwash?" asked the honey badger, confused.

Although rabbits, cats and other hygienic animals can wash their faces and wipe their mouths, only hypocritical humans will rinse their mouths, and it is no wonder that honey badgers do not understand the meaning of gargling.

"That's what gargling means, look at me. ”

Luo Cheng folded his legs and clamped the bottle, unscrewed the lid with his claws, and after throwing the lid to the ground, he held the bottle with both paws and poured mouthwash into his mouth as if he was holding a rice bucket.

"Gollum...... Poof~"

This honey badger's mouth must have not been brushed for eight hundred years, and after spitting out the mouthwash, Luo Cheng felt a little more comfortable.

Luo Cheng held the bottle and handed it to Xiao Mi, and said seriously, "Just like me, drink this in your mouth, close your mouth, use air and your tongue to stir the water to flow in your mouth, and finally spit out the water, this water, you can't swallow it and eat it, remember." ”

The honey badger is still not very skilled in using the human body, especially the ten fingers with more human knuckles, which are like sticks in its hands.

The fingers were disobedient, and the honey badger also followed Luo Cheng's example, holding the mouthwash in the palm of his hand and pouring it into his mouth.

"Ahem!"

Unsurprisingly, this guy choked.

"Be careful. Seeing Xiaomi's cough severely, Luo Cheng felt that his throat and eyes hurt.

Luo Cheng was still feeling distressed for the honey badger, who knew that this guy actually smashed his mouth twice, and asked excitedly, "What is this? Why is it so delicious, with the sweetness of honey." ”

"You told me you couldn't eat this. The honey badger looked at Luo Cheng fiercely, as if he was blaming Luo Cheng for always being unwilling to share good things with him.

"This is an orange-flavored mouthwash, which is sweeter, but this one is really not edible. Just as Luo Cheng was explaining, the disobedient honey badger had already started pouring mouthwash into his mouth again.

Look at its posture, it's going to swallow it.

There are chlorides, alcohol and other chemicals in the mouthwash, and if you drink too much, you have to wash your stomach.

For this honey badger who takes care of itself, it really can't be taken lightly for a moment.

Luo Cheng jumped up and kicked on the chest of his body, and the honey badger who was drinking mouthwash was impacted, and naturally poofed, squirting out the mouthwash.

"You two-legged beast, I've put up with you for a long time, you know!"

"The hyena won't let me eat it, and you won't let me drink this sweet thing, who do you think you are, and you always order me! You want to fight, well? Do you really think I'm afraid of you? Do you really think I don't dare to hit my own body? I tell you, I'm angry, even if it's my own body, I can't beat it!"

Luo Cheng's behavior this time really angered the foodie honey badger.

It was about to smash Luo Cheng with an angry face, but when it saw the mouthwash bottle in its hand, as a foodie's literacy, it still put the bottle on the ground very carefully, and then clenched its fists and glared at Luo Cheng fiercely as if it was about to fight.

Luo Cheng didn't expect that it would be just a mouthwash, this guy would actually mess with him, but the honey badger is originally a bad-tempered animal, it seems that he will have to be more patient and thoughtful in the future, he has to teach the honey badger as a child who doesn't understand anything.

Well, that's not right, it's supposed to be a child who has learned a bad thing about it.

Luo Cheng took two steps back, and said as he retreated to the car door, "I don't mean to fight with you, this really can't be eaten, you like fruit-flavored sweet things, I still have orange-flavored Fanta in the car, I'll get it for you, but you have to rinse your mouth as I said now, and you must not eat this." ”

In order to increase the credibility and terrifying level, Luo Cheng added in a serious tone, "If you eat this, your stomach will rot." ”

But the honey badger has not been frightened since he was a child, and he looks like Lao Tzu is not even afraid of snake venom, is he still afraid of this sweet water, and he sees Luo Cheng angry.

I didn't expect my face to show such an underbeaten expression, the social society is really social, if you go out on the street with such an expression in your hometown, you would have been beaten so much that your mother didn't know you, thanks to this is on the deserted prairie.

Luo Cheng figured it out, he can't fight hard with the honey badger, this guy is not afraid of hard at all, the physically hard turtle shell can be smashed persistently, this guy's stubbornness can be imagined.

Therefore, Luo Cheng had no choice but to say, "If you have to drink this, drink it, I won't give you the bottle of better tasting in me, I'll eat it myself." ”

The honey badger looked at the mouthwash bottle, then at the pickup, and after some consideration, said, "You go get it first." ”

I didn't expect this guy to be suspicious.

Who let himself not be able to bear his flesh hair, drinking blood, and eating with a mouth full of stains, Luo Cheng had no choice but to admit it, honestly climbed into the car, and came out with a bottle of Fanta in his mouth.

Before Luo Cheng landed, the honey badger saw the same yellow-orange-orange liquid and the same transparent bottle, so he rushed over, snatched the bottle, and learned from Luo Cheng to open the bottle just now, holding the bottle cross-legged, and unscrewing the lid with both hands.

"Zizizi"

After shaking violently, the soda sprayed the honey badger in the face, although the honey badger was startled, but it was still very calm, licked the liquid on the side of its mouth, and said happily, "Two-legged beast, you didn't lie to me, this one is really sweeter." ”

"You use my body, I cherish my body, how can I lie to you, so, you better put down the juice, rinse your mouth quickly, rinse your mouth, and drink Fanta." ”

This time, the honey badger didn't have trouble with Luo Cheng, put down the soda, and rinsed his mouth honestly.

"Can you drink it?"

"Open your mouth and I'll see. ”

Luo Cheng was like a mother who supervised the child's meal, and let the honey badger rinse his mouth three times before letting it go, "It's okay." ”

"It's a nuisance. Although the honey badger was a little impatient on his face, he still did not forget to hold the soda and drink it.

Luo Cheng also did not forget to take this opportunity to deepen the education of the honey badger, "Now that I know the trouble, in the future, I will see if you dare to bite the corpse, as long as you dare to use my mouth to bite the raw meat in the future, I will let you continue to rinse your mouth, yes, I still have to teach you to brush your teeth." ”