The general turned his body to look at them, and the anger on his face was, "Hey...... I raised a bunch of monkeys who eat for nothing, didn't I? Why did I have such great ability when I ate meat and drank wine? I can tell you! Whoever doesn't want to go today, I will never spare him!

"Up!" shouted from the young men's mouths, but they were retreating under their feet.

"Huh...... "The general is in a hurry again.

"Up!" they took a few steps back.

"I'll tell you one last time! If anyone retreats, I'll ...... today."

Without waiting for the military general to finish speaking, the young men he brought shouted "up" again, but the result was that they scattered as soon as they "went up".

"Hey! I really raised you monkeys for nothing! I said you ......" The military general looked at the male general at this time, and his face became timid, "I said you should wait for me!"

As a result, he also escaped from power.

Another scene on the stage changed, the female general was half-lying and half-sitting on a bed, her arm was wrapped in a drug cloth, and the veteran came to the stage to care about her daughter's injury.

"Daddy. "Daughter, don't get up, it's not badly hurt." "Alas, the injury is nothing, but our big things have been disturbed by that idiot, and fortunately, my daughter was clever enough to be captured by the other party and returned to the barracks. "Hmph, what is not enough to succeed and more than to fail, must be the ghost that the treacherous villain told to make trouble. I'll just fake it to him, and he'll betray us. "Dad, I don't think we're as good as this. Since that fool wants to take credit so much, let him take the lead and send that treacherous villain as well. "Then didn't we make them?" "Dad, at most, we just gave them a chance to achieve, but with those two things, together they will only fail." We need to let them know what it is. "Okay, let's do that. Daughter, you can rest first. ”

As soon as the veteran stepped down, the female general immediately brought out a bird cage from under the bed and released the white doves inside.

The scene changed again, and the male general on the stage was looking at a short note, and the voice of the female general came from the backstage.

"I have asked my father to send the generals who were going to deal with us that day to the battlefield, his father is an important minister, and he often sends troops to fight. When he went out on the expedition, he couldn't go on it, but when he returned victorious, he was the first to take the lead, and if he was defeated, he would put the blame on the general. I hope that you can capture this person alive, so as to hold his father hostage, so that our two countries can stop fighting. ”

The voice of the female general in the background stopped, and the male general immediately stood up and ran to the backstage, and then the sound of killing on the battlefield came.

"Let's go!"

At this time, the male general walked on the stage, and the brainless military general and Ru Dongyang were also escorted to the stage by the drama dressed as soldiers.

"It's all your bad idea!" "Whose idea is spoiled? I asked you to send troops in four ways, why is there only one road left now? What about the other three roads?" "What do you still ask me? Aren't the other three ways going in other directions?" "Ah! The four ways of sending troops are east, west, north and south? The four ways of sending troops are to let you divide your team into four teams to attack one place, and then encircle and annihilate and send reinforcements after forming a situation of encirclement. Who told you to send it somewhere else?"What? Hey, hey, why didn't you say it earlier!" "Why didn't you ask earlier!"

"Enough!" the man scolded, "Say, do you want to die or live?"

"Of course I want to live!" "If you want to live, write a letter to your father." "I'll write what I write! I'll write whatever you tell me to write! As long as you can spare my life, don't kill me." ”

It was dark again, and when it was lit up again, the men and women came to the stage in casual clothes.

"Is the wound on your arm healing?" "It's long gone. "Why are you so ruthless when you hurt yourself?" "No one is so easy to fool. "An alliance has finally been concluded between our two countries. "But can we really be together?" "You mean, the past hatred between the two countries is still there, and the grievances between our two families are still there. "Just because of this, it's like a mountain and a river between us, not to mention how many unstoppable mouths. "Why is that?" "You should ask why two people like us can still love each other." ”

"Phew, shameless little brute, how dare you seduce my daughter!" the veteran came to the stage at some point, "Daughter, how can you fake it?"

"Poof", the female general knelt on the stage, "Dad, my daughter is not filial, he didn't seduce me, my daughter is willing." ”

"How can you say such a thing as a girl? Go back with your father!" the veteran stretched out his hand and pulled the female general, and the male general stepped in front of the veteran.

"Old general, I will never be bad for Miss's reputation. As he spoke, the man took out a dagger from his bosom, stabbed it into his chest and fell.

The female general immediately lost her face, and then calmed down again, "Dad, don't separate us, just leave us all in this green mountains and green waters." After speaking, the female general pulled out the dagger on the male general's chest and stabbed it into her chest, and then lay on the male general's body.

"Daughter!" the veteran burst into tears, almost collapsed, and then muttered to himself, "I'll keep you together." I let you stay together. I'll keep you together......" said the veteran as he walked away like a walking corpse.

After a while, the male and female generals on the stage actually "came back from the dead", and at the same time knelt down at the back of the veteran leaving, and kowtowed three times in a row.

"Dad, forgive your daughter's unfilial piety. As she spoke, the female general threw the dagger onto the table, and the tip of the dagger touched the board first, and then retracted into the handle.

"Find a place to change your clothes first, and the rest of the day may be a little harder. "It's enough to be sweet in your heart. ”

After speaking, the two looked at each other affectionately, and from the beginning of this paragraph to now, they finally saw their smiles, and then stepped down hand in hand.

Yue Lao and the matchmaker are on stage again at this moment.

"Grandpa Yue, I knew you wouldn't give them a tragic end. "Did I really give this ending?"

Then, they looked at the backs of the male and female generals, as if they had a lot to say, but there was no need to say more.

There were also a lot of unspeakable things in the applause from the audience.

In the end, all the backstage actors came to the stage, as well as the guests and the two emcees.

"Thank you all for watching our 'Wildcat Discussion'. The last five words were said by almost all the people in Taiwan.

"Actually, we are a home for theater fans, and anyone who wants to come to us is always welcome to come and have a good time. Okay, we also prepared a supper for everyone, please try the authentic camp facets here. ”

"Yes, everyone can eat with confidence, and the best laxatives are guaranteed to be all gone. ”

"Hahaha......"