"Good Death" (23)
"General, can you listen to me?" "Ah, sir, sir, sir." "I mean, I know she's in contact with an enemy general in the barracks on the other side?" "Really, she doesn't cherish such a good fetus." "Hey, you're right this time, general. "But even then I can't be reincarnated?" "You're not done, are you?" "What do you mean by telling me, sir?" "I've already found out that they are going to have another contact recently, and when the time comes, the general, you will take someone to arrest them, bring them to her father for questioning, and take the opportunity to seize the military power." When the time comes, you will be a marshal, general, and you will not have a chance to make meritorious contributions?"
The head military general thought for a while, "Who does she have a relationship with on the other side?"
"The one who led the battle today?" "The vanguard?" "That's right. "Aren't you playing with me?" "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Where can I beat him like that?" plus there's that woman, isn't it even more useless?" "If the light doesn't work, we can come to the dark, with a calculating mind or not." "What kind of 'calculating and unintentional'?" "General, you pick more good hands from your soldiers, and when the time comes, the general will lead people to rush up and take them down, and they will be captured by surprise." ”
The head general thought for a while, "What if they capture us in one fell swoop?"
"No, I can't. "What if it happens?" "Won't the general be reincarnated?"
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed again.
"Oh...... Yeah. Thank you, sir, listening to what he said made my toilet open. "The general's face is laxative, isn't it? "Ah, yes, sir, I was stunned. Please rest assured, sir, the 'dog' is rich and noble, don't forget it. "Yo! I didn't think that the general was still a civil and military all-rounder. "Of course, my dog is rich, and I will not forget my husband." "I said, general, when you become a marshal, can you buy a children's book and read and read words?" "Okay, listen to Mr." That...... I'll just listen to my husband's letter. "The general Shao'an is not impatient, and there will be news in a few days." "Thank you. ”
After saying that, the head general ended happily.
"Hmph, just turn your face, do I only turn the book?" Ru Dongyang muttered to himself at this time, and after speaking, he shook the black feather fan and stepped off the stage, and was replaced by a veteran and a female general in the light and dark.
The female general hugged her fist at the veteran at this moment, as if she was going to go on the expedition, "Dad, my daughter is gone." ”
The veteran's expression was very uncalm at this time, as if he didn't know what to say, "Daughter...... Alas!"
Saying that, the veteran actually bowed down to his daughter.
"Dad!" the female general immediately helped the veteran.
"Daughter, Daddy...... Alas, I'm sorry for you. Your life...... It's the wrong baby. "If Daddy says that again, my daughter will be ashamed. "Daughter, just this once, Dad will never let you do this kind of thing again in the future." "Dad, the battlefield is the battlefield, as long as you can win, the means are not called means, and the father is waiting for the good news from his daughter." "Okay, dad won't say anything, daughter, go ahead." ”
The female general saluted the veteran again, and then stepped down.
The veteran looked at his daughter's back, then sighed fiercely, stomped his foot again, and then stepped down.
There was no darkness on the stage, and then Ru Dongyang came to the stage again, looking at the back of the veteran stepping down, and then shouted backstage: "General, it depends on tonight." Hahaha......"
This time, the stage was dark, and when it was bright again, I saw that the big and brainless military general was naked, and there was a group of young men behind him with bare backbones and arms, each of them holding a bowl of wine in their hands, which meant to play with their lives.
At this time, the military general spoke, "My brothers, we are going to do a big thing tonight! If it is done, we will eat and drink spicy food in the future, and our daughter-in-law will marry casually! Come on! Do it!"
After saying that, the generals and the group of people who were going to play with their lives dried up the wine in the bowl, and then they were about to drop the bowl to make a strong appearance, and then rushed up.
"No, I have to help the couple who are lovely. Dou Niyun said and stood up and shouted at the stage, "Who made you fall!
The group of men on the stage who were about to work hard were drunk like this, and they were all blinded, "That...... What should I do?"
"What else can I do? Someone!" As soon as she finished speaking, the little bell came up with a large basin of water, put the basin on the stage, and then went down.
"Clean the bowls and put them in the cupboard over there, or I'll replace them with noodle soup next time, and the wine will be expensive now." ”
The people on the stage, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't know what to do, and then I heard the brainless general speak again.
"That'...... She let the brush be brushed, who let our hard-earned money be pulled by others, hurry up and brush, there is still work to be done. ”
In this way, the military general took the lead in squatting on the edge of the basin and brushing the wine bowl, and the rest had to follow over to brush the bowl in batches, and then put it in the cupboard as he said.
"Huh...... That's what it sounds like. Gotta keep acting. ”
The stage was a little dumbfounded, "Where are we acting?"
"Didn't you say let you go?" said the general.
"Then go up. ”
As a result, this group of people hooked their shoulders and walked up to the ground, as if they had finished work and wandered around, and the contrast in that appearance won a lot of laughter from the audience.
"Everyone, give it to me!" said the general.
"Who's in the house?" "Is there anyone in the house?" "yes, it's been a long time, come out and talk." ”
"Go, go!" the general came over and pushed them, "Why did I tell you to come? Okay, you guys are hanging out, right?"
"Didn't you bring us here?"
"What do you want? Give it to me! Don't be a turtle with a shrunken head! Kick the door with your foot, and give me a hard word. ”
As soon as the military general finished speaking, before they could kick the door, the male general from before came out with the female general in his hand, and put a sword on the female general's neck, "All of them will stand back for me!"
Seeing such a situation, the young men behind the generals were a little at a loss.
"Are you all stupid? This is pretending to be garlic, the two of them are obviously colluding, and it will be a first-class credit for us to go up and take them down. Give it all to me!" the general shouted.
"How dare you!" said the general, "if I lose a hair, my father will want your head!
As soon as they heard that they were going to have their hair on their heads, the young men didn't dare to move.