Chapter 70: The story of meeting the ghost of a military general
There is nothing surprising to say that cross talk is interesting, because cross talk should be interesting, Fan Cheng's cross talk really surprised these people speechlessly, what is the rhythm and popular and fashionable atmosphere reflected in his performance!
Let's talk about the rhythm first, fast is just one aspect of Fan Cheng's cross talk, although his lines and speed are indeed very fast, but the more important thing is the control and distribution of jokes during the performance, in just one minute, there are two jokes that instantly attract the audience's attention, followed by dozens of seconds of narration and foreshadowing, and finally detonate the jokes, other cross talk actors need to take ten minutes to complete the work, Fan Cheng They only took one minute to do it, this rhythm is refreshing.
In terms of fashion, it's not that their program is talking about any trendy cutting-edge content, but that the fast-paced cross talk itself represents the trend and modernity, why is the cross talk declining?
If you change people and perform on different occasions, it may be difficult for ordinary cross talk artists to like this kind of cross talk in the face of the old people and the old-fashioned, after all, this kind of cross talk is too trendy and fast-paced, but Fan Cheng and Fan Cheng's performance occasions are a little special, because of those attacks, because of the things he did, he was paid attention to by people who were far more popular than he actually was.
Moreover, the old man will not pay attention to what is going on so quickly, those who shout about Fan Cheng and spurn him are basically young or middle-aged people, these people will not like cross talk so much in the past, but because of Fan Cheng's existence, they will pay attention to this competition, so his fast-paced and interesting cross talk will be spread to these people sooner than soon.
Fan Cheng and Sun Maofeng's performances are just the beginning.
After a minute of hilarious jokes, Fan Cheng and the others began another round of foreshadowing.
"Don't you have any other terrible jokes?" After the laughter at the scene ended, Fan Cheng asked Sun Maofeng.
"Yes, I saw the ghost of an ancient military general covered in blood once before!" Sun Maofeng said.
"Oh!?That sounds interesting, but is it really okay to just say the results directly?" asked Fan Cheng.
"That's what I saw when I went to a certain premium apartment. ”
"In the apartment?"
"Ding Dong!" Sun Maofeng made a gesture of ringing the doorbell.
"It seems that this is to recreate the situation for us. Fan Cheng said with his hands behind his back on the side.
"Click!" The sound of opening the door, Sun Maofeng took a step to the side, clasped his hands in front of him, and said in a relatively thin voice: "Hello!"
Obviously, this is playing some female who comes out of the room.
"Zhiruo, ah no, Miss Minmin is good. Sun Maofeng greeted.
"It's so rude to come up! It's too much to get the girl's name wrong!" Fan Cheng complained.
As he spoke, a chuckle came from the audience.
"Please come in!" said Sun Maofeng, who played the role of a woman.
"Looks like he's coming to a girl's house. Fan Cheng said.
"It's the first time I've come to a girl's room......" Sun Maofeng seemed to be a little shy and walked into the room.
After speaking, he took another step forward and said in a female voice, full of shyness: "Me too...... The first time I let a guy in, but ...... The first time was to let Mr. Sun in, and I was very happy. ”
"It feels good! It's not very familiar, but it looks like it's playing!" Fan Cheng said on the side.
"Mr. Sun is doing entertainment work, right? What exactly is the content of the work?" said Min Min, played by Sun Maofeng.
"That is, just say 'Uh-huh!' 'Hey!' 'Okay!' 'you!' and you'll get paid for your job. Sun Maofeng said.
"Are you underestimating cross talk!? You underestimated the people from the Northeast before, and then you came to look down on cross talk!?" Fan Cheng shouted loudly from the side.
"This is a joke you wrote!" Sun Maofeng suddenly turned around and departed from the performance.
"I didn't write like that! Originally, my image was bad enough, there were so many cross talk sketch actors backstage, and you didn't run away when they came up to beat me later!" Fan Cheng said.
"Hahaha!" The artists in the background laughed with the audience in front of them, of course they would not run on the stage to beat Fan Cheng, and it can even be said that their thoughts about Fan Cheng are not as negative as before, few people will really be angry with a funny and joking person, Fan Cheng's behavior of taking out and spoofing everything he has experienced and writing in the cross talk has a very high favorability.
After Fan Cheng finished speaking, Sun Maofeng turned around again and re-entered the situation of the previous performance.
"And like, 'If that's the case, you're going to get poop on your back molars.'" Sun Maofeng continued.
"Kahahaha!" The laughter was louder again with Fan Cheng's "When can you use this kind of words!?
"Yes...... That's right. Sun Maofeng turned around and said.
"You see, the girls are scared of you. Fan Cheng said.
"I bought something at the supermarket just now, I'll make you something to eat, right?" said Min Min, played by Sun Maofeng.
"The dishes made by the girls themselves, I am so envious. Fan Cheng said.
"Knock knock knock ......" Sun Maofeng made a move to chop vegetables.
"Huh, wait, didn't you just tell the story of the ghost of an ancient military general covered in blood? Where is that ghost?" Fan Cheng said as if he suddenly remembered.
"I'm still waiting for you to talk about the ghost of the general......"
"That, Zhiruo, no, Minmin!"
"Here you go again, you're too rude!" Fan Cheng said.
"You live alone, so where do your parents live?"
"Relatives?" Fan Cheng held the topic on the side.
"My parents died when I was a child......"
"Ah......h
"Sick?"
"No, traffic accidents ......" Sun Maofeng played two roles.
"Both of them?"
"Hmm...... Both of them are ......" Min Min, played by Sun Maofeng, already had a crying voice in his voice.
Even Fan Cheng scratched his hair with some distress on the side, and the photography scene quieted down.
Then, Sun Maofeng changed his identity to a man again and asked, "That'...... Did you die on the spot?"
"Shut up, hey, hey, hey!" Fan Cheng finally broke out, and the scene also drew a laugh.
"Did you die on the spot, what the hell is this problem!? There should be a degree of faux pas, right!?You haven't been killed too much!" Fan Cheng roared.
Min Min, played by Sun Maofeng, made a gesture of chopping vegetables and said: "So I decided to live a good life alone with my parents!"
"That's amazing! Good girl!" Fan Cheng said from the side.
"Well, can you hurry up and do it, I'm a little hungry!" Sun Maofeng said.
"You girl, die, you!" Fan Cheng seemed to be about to go crazy.
"Can't you be considerate of other people's feelings, I'm so angry!" Fan Cheng said with a hugging chest.
"Ah, it's done!" Min Min served the dish: "Potato stew." ”
"Great, but you haven't answered my previous question yet. Sun Maofeng said.
"Eh?" Fan Cheng was a little surprised, the previous question, could it be that he had asked his sister to have a relationship before, this answer, is there going to be a showdown?
"What?" the girl seemed to be a little out of tune.
"Did you die on the spot?" asked Sun Maofeng.
"Smack!" Fan Cheng couldn't help but pat Sun Maofeng's head, and laughed at the scene: "Can you stop asking this question!?"
"Speaking of which, Mr. Sun looks a bit like Liu Dehua!" Min Min said.
"Is this girl blind?" Fan Cheng complained on the side, Sun Maofeng's appearance, not to mention Liu Dehua, Huang Qiusheng may be better looking than him.
"Having said that, you also look like Zhao Benshan!" Sun Maofeng said.
"Shut up for me, ahhhhhh
"Even if a man looks like Uncle Benshan, he has nothing to brag about!! even if he really looks like you, he can't say it!!"
"Ahh
"It's called Lick Lick, and it got sick and died a month ago...... "Min Min was going to cry again.
Sun Maofeng made a look as if he was comforting her: "Why have you been dying since the beginning!"
Fan Cheng opened his mouth, as if his brain had been overclocked and he didn't know what to say.
Sun Maofeng took a bite and said, "I was just teasing, you can laugh too!"
"How can you laugh out loud, second !!!!," Fan Cheng finally roared.
"You're sick in the head, do you know what you're talking about!?" Fan Cheng said on the side.
"Uncle Benshan, ah, no, it's Miss Minmin. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Fan Cheng almost pulled Sun Maofeng on his heels: "Don't mention Uncle Benshan!"
"Speaking of which, what have you been talking about since then!
At this time, Sun Maofeng suddenly took a big step to the side: "Ding Dong!
The lines of the third voice were shouted by Sun Maofeng, obviously, this is the third character to enter the scene?
After speaking, he took a small step forward again, came to the original girl's position and said, "It's my boyfriend here!"
"Boyfriend!?Is this a guy with a boyfriend!?" Fan Cheng asked in surprise.
"Hide!" Min Min shouted to Sun Maofeng.
"This girl has a set! Obviously she has a boyfriend!" Fan Cheng said.
"Huh!?" Sun Maofeng stood up and made a gesture to open a cabinet.
"Click, ah, it's all luggage. Sun Maofeng said.
"No, change it quickly!" Fan Cheng said.
"Click!" Sun Maofeng opened another cabinet.
At this moment, he made a move.
I saw him clutching his stomach, as if he was in great pain, and said in a fourth, very deep voice: "This place is also full!"
"Ah, I'm sorry!" Sun Maofeng apologized as he closed the cabinet door.
"The one who spoke just now is a military general, ahh!!h