Chapter 69: Self-Abuse

The competition continued after the Xiaoyuan Zhu Zhize group stepped down, although their stage effect was good, but it was impossible to drive others to get better, five minutes is too short for most people at this stage, the artists' performances are still a little embarrassing, fortunately, the audience has a natural affinity for cross talk sketches, otherwise they may not be able to win those quyi performers on such a stage.

The middle twenty groups of performers quickly passed, and Fan Cheng and Sun Maofeng were taken by the staff to the backstage to prepare for the stage.

Behind them, almost all professional and non-professional members gathered.

In the first round of the competition, only a small number of specially selected artists were broadcast on the TV station, and among the works of these artists, only Fan Cheng's "North Korean Cold Noodles on the Market" became popular, and it can even be said that people didn't expect that someone would be able to become popular in the first round of the competition.

Coupled with the fact that Fan Cheng is so concerned now, it is understandable that people will gather here.

Even Xiaoyuan and Zhu Zhize came to the waiting area where the show had been completed, and everyone was looking forward to the second round of Fan Cheng's performance.

Looking at Zhu Zhize, whose face was a little gloomy and seemed to be very worried about Fan Cheng's performance, he smiled and said: "Fan Cheng, it's really self-conscious, don't look at cross talk, which is known as the simplest art, as long as you have an open mouth, you can say it, but he has no professional training, I don't believe how well he can perform, besides, five minutes is so short, there is not much time to even lay the groundwork, the audience still has such a big prejudice against him, if he can enter the next round, unless he has a very, very good performance!"

"You don't know, Fan Cheng is really a very amazing person, the things he made are all things we never thought of, God knows what else he will do today. Zhu Zhize said.

"What, you regret it?" Xiao Yuan sneered.

"It's too late to regret it now. Zhu Zhize smiled bitterly.

"It's good to wait for this competition, after the competition, we can start to take on commercial performances, we quarreled with Fan Cheng so fiercely, now almost everyone in the country knows it, and when we take over commercial performances, it will be very popular." Laughing at the original road.

"I hope so......" Zhu Zhize turned his attention to the TV screen.

On the TV screen, Fan Cheng and Sun Maofeng walked on the stage.

"Hello everyone, I'm Sun Maofeng!"

"I'm Fan Cheng, let's perform a cross talk next. ”

"Fan Cheng, speaking of which, you are not small!" Sun Maofeng asked.

"Why do you say that?"

"Now I am hated like this, I dare to come to the show! Listen to me, this guy went to eat breakfast in the morning, and when he greeted the people at the stall and said good morning, he was actually replied that you still have the face to get up!?"

"Hahahaha!" The audience and the contestants in the waiting area all laughed, Fan Cheng's favorability is indeed very bad now, so this kind of masochistic joke is easy to resonate with the audience.

Only Xiaoyuan and Zhu Zhize were taken aback, they glanced at each other, and they both felt surprise from each other's sight, these two people appeared on the stage for only ten seconds, and they actually caused a laugh? Many cross talk actors are still greeting each other at this time! This is too fast, right?

"Don't say this kind of thing, right!?" Fan Cheng patted Sun Maofeng's arm.

"Hahaha, tell everyone, when you take a taxi home in the evening, how does the other party reply to you when you say goodnight to the taxi driver?" asked Sun Maofeng.

"I wish you ...... Always good night......" Fan Cheng said helplessly.

"Hahaha!" Burst into laughter again, good morning was said like this, good night was still said like this, and there was only a five-second gap between the first hilarious and the second hilarious!

"But everyone, please pay attention!" Sun Maofeng said as he helped Fan Cheng.

"Pay attention to what?" Fan Cheng asked.

"He's laughing!"

"No, no, no, it's not that powerful. ”

"Super thick-skinned ......"

"Hahahaha!" This time the laughter was a little quieter, but it was still a good fool.

"Is this it!? Okay, don't talk about me anymore. Fan Cheng said.

"Speaking of which, the time is about to enter the middle of summer, and I have had a very incredible experience recently!" Sun Maofeng got to the point.

"Oh, what's going on?"

"A few days ago, at midnight, I felt a little hungry, so I went out to buy something to eat at the 24-hour supermarket, and when I went downstairs, I had to cross a road to get to the supermarket. ”

"Oooh. ”

Then, while waiting for the red light, there was also a woman waiting for the red light just like me, just across the zebra crossing where I was standing. ”

"Uh-huh. Fan Cheng nodded.

"When I see that person, I always feel a little strange, as if I suddenly have a sixth sense, and I feel as if that person is not from this world!"

"Not from this world!?" Fan Cheng repeated in surprise.

At the performance site, the audience also let out a somewhat surprised "eh?", and even the contestants backstage were a little surprised, what's the matter, is it suddenly going to tell a ghost story?

"It's a sudden intuition!"

"Is this telepathy?"

"I'm not sure either, because that woman has a shadow and feet, but why, she just doesn't feel like a person from this world!

"Oh oh oh! it's terrible, it's terrible!!" Fan Cheng seemed to be nervous as well.

"The woman came and I walked towards her, right in the middle of the road, and as I passed the woman, she suddenly turned to me and said......"

At this moment, the photographer aimed the camera at Sun Maofeng's face, and the expression on his face was quite penetrating: "How are you straight?"

After speaking, Sun Maofeng turned his gaze to Fan Cheng on the side, and Fan Cheng also seemed to be a little scared to look at him.

After a pause for about a second, Sun Maofeng suddenly turned his head to the audience and shouted loudly with all his might: "Northeast people, !!!!"

"Wait, wait!!" Fan Cheng wanted to stop Sun Maofeng.

"Woo wow wow wow!" Sun Maofeng ran on the spot, completely ignoring Fan Cheng who was about to stop him on the side.

"I ran home frantically, slammed the door shut, locked the lock, and breathed a sigh of relief......

"Smack!" Fan Cheng finally couldn't help but slap Sun Maofeng and said, "What the hell are you talking about!"

"It's scared to death!" Sun Maofeng was still unsatisfied.

Fan Cheng shouted: "No, no, no......, no, no!

The two of them together: "How are you straight?"

"Northeast people, ahhhh

"I know this! I'm asking you about ghosts!" Fan Cheng asked.

"Ghosts, who knows!" Sun Maofeng asked.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm still looking forward to hearing a ghost story!" Fan Cheng said.

"Ghost story, what I just said is a story about meeting people from the Northeast!" Sun Maofeng said.

"What's the point of that, tell a ghost story, a ghost story!" Fan Cheng said.

"Okay, then I'll tell you a story about the recent encounter with an ancient general. Sun Maofeng said.

"Oh, let's talk about it!" Fan Cheng said.

At this point in cross talk, no one believes that Fan Cheng can't speak cross talk.

This cross talk is amazing.

The first fifteen seconds triggered two hilaries, and then a very hilarious turn was made with a small story, the key is this hilarious turn, how long has it been since the cross talk began? It's only about a minute, right? In one minute, there are two masochistic jokes that make the audience laugh, and then it only takes a few dozen seconds to trigger the biggest hilar, what kind of rhythm is this!?

Everyone has seen so many cross talk actors on the stage before, and when they are not very comfortable with the five-minute rhythm, few cross talk actors can perform the show very excitingly, but what about Fan Cheng and Sun Maofeng?

One minute, two laughs and one detonating the laughter of the audience, this is the rhythm of the second round? This is what a young man who has never received cross talk training can do?

Of course, it is undeniable that Fan Cheng is indeed just a comics, and the burden of what he said is far less than that of Sun Maofeng, but don't forget, this is a joke written by Fan Cheng! No one will think that this is Sun Maofeng's work, if he can make a work of this level, then he will not be an ordinary cross talk actor at this level now!

Fan Cheng and Sun Maofeng's performance on the stage is also surprising, the cross talk actors of this era are used to wearing coats and telling stories slowly on the stage, and only in places like the performance of Daguankou, will they quickly and cleanly spit out a large number of lines that everyone is already familiar with, but these two are different, although they didn't speak through, but they spoke very fast, one sentence after another, other cross talk actors said one sentence after another, and they could say two sentences when other cross talk actors said one sentence, and they had already said four sentences when others said two sentencesOn the basis of ensuring that the speech is clear so that the audience can hear and follow the rhythm, they raised the rhythm of the performance to the fastest!

What is this?

Many people want to ask, what is this?

This is cross talk? It is indeed two people standing on the stage saying similar content, but from the rhythm to the content, this kind of cross talk is very different from the traditional cross talk!

But there is no doubt that this is a kind of fast-paced, and in just one minute, you can listen to its very fashionable cross talk!

"Is this Fan Cheng's strength? Is this Fan Cheng's work......? Maybe you're witnessing the birth of something amazing!" Xiaoyuan, Zhu Zhize, the other players backstage, and even the staff at the scene, and the audience in front of the TV couldn't help but think.