"Yes, what a fortune the old lady has left for us!" Yu Ehime said with emotion.

"If there is no old lady, how can we come to our Lei Feng rescue team?" Leng Wuqing also sighed.

"Then go ahead and reward our heroes. Hey, little bell, did you know that sometimes magic is achieved unintentionally, even in coincidences and misunderstandings? "Really, that's a coincidence, isn't it?" "I don't believe you're looking down. ”

The sign of Taikou: Qinzai.

A thin actor took the stage and said: "Alas, people say that 'women are afraid of marrying the wrong man and men are afraid of entering the wrong industry', which is really reasonable." In the past few years of apprenticeship, the real craft has not been learned, but there are a lot of skills in hard work. Alas, come on, be diligent and do chores, and you can eat a mouthful of food, but I still don't know who can reward me for this mouthful of food. ”

Then, the thin actor turned around on the stage, still walking around, as if looking for an errand.

At this time, another actor came to the stage with a sign that read: This government is recruiting guards.

The thin actor saw the sign standing in front of the door, but it seemed that because he couldn't read and write, another actor spoke.

"Young man, do you want to try it in our house?" "What are you ......?" "Are we recruiting guards?" "Guards?"

At this time, the thin actor turned his head and thought about it, and said to himself, "Guard...... Isn't that just an attendant? Isn't that just a chorre job? Then I'll give it a try. ”

So, the thin actor said to another actor: "Yes, I'm here to try." ”

"Then what are you capable of?" "I'm a serious student. ”

Back confession: Learned from the Miscellaneous Academy.

"Oh, you're going to take it?"

Back confession: I heard it wrong.

"Okay, it's been a day since I recruited today, and I haven't seen anyone who can capture it, so you can try it in the back, come with me. As he spoke, another actor took the thin actor to the next door.

Suddenly, a person fell out of the door, fell on the stage with a "poof", turned over and got up, and rushed off the stage.

On the head of the thin play: Is the ground so slippery? Can't you stand still and wipe it on your knees?

He shouldn't have seen the bruises on his face in the next scene, and then he was taken off the stage.

There should be someone in the audience sweating for this thin actor.

The stage was dark and bright, and there was a samurai-looking man sitting on a large chair, wiping his sweat with a hand towel, and then handed it to a few housekeepers dressed up behind him, and then took a bowl of tea and drank a few sips.

At this time, the thin actor was brought into the field, and the actor who brought him to the scene came in and saluted the samurai, "Yo, Master, you have worked hard. ”

"Hey, it's okay to be tired, I just can't pick a decent one. As he spoke, he took the samurai's tea bowl as well.

Looking at the thin actor again, the first thing he did when he came in was to take out a rag from his arms, kneel on the ground and start mopping the floor.

The samurai was not surprised when he saw it, he smiled and nodded, and glanced at the other plays, and praised them.

Head: Okay, pretty diligent. Anyway, it's been a long time, and it's good to be clean and clean.

The thin actor's diligent kung fu doesn't seem to be weak, and he wiped the stage in a while.

"Alright, alright, get up. Yes. ”

The thin actor got up as he said.

"I heard him say you're going to take it, right?" "Ah, yes, I'm a hard worker. "Then you are very good at fighting?" "Can you fight?" ”

The thin actor said and cleaned up.

Samurai Head: Which way is this capture?

Then the samurai pointed to the swords and guns on the stage and asked, "Will you make a guy?"

"Yes. So saying, the thin actor walked behind the rack of knives and guns, and picked up the big broom that stood diagonally by the wall.

"Ahh

"You kid is so arrogant! You dare to look down on me like that! Okay, I want to see what you can do to me with a broken broom?"

Just when the thin actor was about to explain, the samurai actually slipped and fell, and brought the swords and guns back down, and even the shelf with swords and guns pressed on the samurai's body, so he didn't move.

Back confession: The floor is too clean and slippery!

Then the head of the actor who brought up the thin play: Isn't it a grappler? Why did you change the shadowless hand? Don't be a real person and don't show your face!

The thin actor was also dumbfounded, and he wanted to go over to ask for help, trying to help the samurai up, but as soon as he got closer, he scared away the rest of the scenes on the stage, leaving only one person awkwardly on the stage, and then the lights on the stage slowly dimmed.

The stage lit up again, and the music behind it sounded again, full of helplessness.

The thin actor was sweeping the floor with a broom, and a player seemed to recognize him by accident, and immediately found a group of playmakers to come up on stage, and they saluted the skinny playhouse together, and then made a comparison.

Back confession: Apprenticeship!

The thin actor waved his hand and shook his head vigorously, but he saw that those actors were shaking and bowing, which was simply gracious, and finally forced the thin actor to hide on the side of the curtain, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he stuffed the broom in his hand into the hand of one of the actors, and then escaped from the scene.

The actor who got the broom immediately smiled, and jumped and jumped with both hands, as if he had obtained a divine weapon.

The other actors on the stage were greedy, and immediately rushed up and grabbed it crazily, and they were very happy.

After a while, the thin actor came to the stage again and swept the floor with a big broom, and a fierce actor came on stage, still holding a knife in his hand, and as soon as he came up, he pointed at the thin actor with the tip of the knife, which made him startled again.

I saw that the knife actor was on the thin play again.

Back Confession: Martial Arts Competition!

The thin actor was even more frightened, first he couldn't shake his head and wave his hands, and then used the big broom in his hand to defend himself, but he was cut off by a knife, and he threw away the handle of the broom and fled from the stage again.

Next, the thin drama kept running on the stage, as if it was endless.

In the end, he came to the side of a monk and pleaded bitterly.

The monk nodded, and went down with him again.

At this time, the music in the background also stopped.

Back confession: I don't know how many years have passed.

The light on the stage was dim at this time, the thin actor was a monk, his face was already old, the sparse few long beards were already white, his movements were slow, he was weak, he was still sweeping the floor, but it seemed to be in a place where books were hidden, because there were bookshelves and shelves full of books on the stage.

At this time, a black-clothed monk with a black scarf and masked crept in, sneaking in, as if he didn't notice the existence of the thin play, rummaging through the bookshelf, he should have found a copy he wanted, and then quietly left.