After a while, the thin actor sighed: "The first time is "The Finger Spectrum of the Phaseless Tribulation", and this time it is "The Palm of the Horse". Alas, Xiao Lao Jushi is really getting deeper and deeper, put a "Lotus Sutra" and a "Miscellaneous Ahama Sutra" in the place where lay people are accustomed to taking books, I just hope that Xiao Lao Jushi can study and understand. ”

Back offering: Sweeping monk!

There was applause and applause from the audience.

"The legendary sweeping monk, the earliest experience turned out to be a sweeping monk. Tian Peiyu said.

"It seems that the Buddhism and martial arts of Shaolin Temple can turn decay into magic!"

"If you want me to say that things are different from person to person. Yu Ehime said.

"The former is sweeping the floor, and the latter is also sweeping the floor, but the state of mind is like a cloud. Leng Wuqing said.

"I said Little Bell, are we not discriminating between the main and the secondary?" Dou Yi said.

"yes, our guests don't discuss the funny parts of the jokes anymore. The little bell said.

"Then let's talk about the rest, let's take a look at the next paragraph. ”

The sign at the entrance of the table: robbery.

On the stage, a drama pushed a small car and came to the stage, "If you ask me to bet on this dart, you will find the right person." Hmph, if you want to rob my 'calculating hero' dart, go dream. ”

Back confession: It's quite calculating, and even the coachman is saved.

"I dare to say that the one who dares to rob my dart has not yet been born. ”

"Phew!" At this moment, a drama popped up from the backstage.

"What are you going to do?"

"Robbery. This drama answered simply, and even the mountain lyrics such as "I drove this road" were exempted.

The dart actor's expression was more embarrassed at this time, "Yo! I want to see why you dare to rob my dart!"

"Then you don't care, anyway, your dart is mine, you just go. "Hmph, should I go?" "Oh, you go." "I'm not leaving. "Uh-huh, you go. "Mm-hmm, I'm not leaving. ”

In this way, the two actors shook their shoulders vigorously on the stage like children, and of course, the "uh-huh" in their mouths did not stop.

In the end, the dart playman lay on the ground and rolled around, but when the dart playman was also playing with him, he pointed to the acupoint on the buttocks of the dart playman.

"Do you think I'm a stupid boy?" "I am calling the enemy a weak and arrogant soldier." ”

After speaking, the dart robber turned around and was about to run to the dart car, but he was immediately clicked on the back by the dart play.

"Hahaha...... Do you think I really think you're a stupid boy? I'm the real arrogant soldier, showing the enemy weakness. I am the descendant of Gongsun Zhi, and I will 'close the acupoints'. Hmph!" As he spoke, the dart playman walked to the front of his dart car, but he was immediately hit by the dart playman on the back of the acupoint.

"Hehe, do you think I really think you think I'm a stupid boy?"

Back confession: It's so complicated.

"What else are you going ...... Then let me tell you, I am the descendant of the 'Golden Wheel Dharma King', and I will also 'push the meridians and change the pulse and change the acupoints'. Hmph!" After speaking, the robber got on the dart car, opened the box on the car, and took out a pot of flowers from the dart car. ”

"Do you really think I think you think I think I'm a stupid boy? This pot of flowers has the effect of rapidly improving the internal strength of my cultivation, as long as the smell of the flower makes me smell it, it will be like playing with my own acupoints. After saying that, the dart player put the flower pot back again, but the dart player was able to move again, but this time the dart player avoided the opponent's point.

"Hmph, do you really think I thought I thought I thought I thought I was a stupid boy?"

Back confession: It is complicated to make people understand.

Offstage: "Hahaha......"

"What you just ordered was the birth acupoint opposite to the death acupoint in my kung fu, I deliberately let you hit my acupoint here, and my skill has also grown greatly. Hahaha......"

"Okay, then let's make it clear that we're going to have the last one!" "Come on, who is still afraid of you?"

Next, the two actors started a posture, and they turned in circles on the stage, one circle after another, and the direction did not change.

The stage was bright and dark, and the two of them were still spinning in circles, but one was eating a flatbread and a green onion in his hand.

It was bright and dark again, and the two of them were reading books and turning in circles.

The next thing is that the two of them used a ponytail toothbrush to brush their teeth and spin in circles, and finally the two of them actually sleepwalked in circles, until they seemed to wake up later, and resumed their posture and circle.

The more you look at it, the more interesting it becomes.

"Alright!" the dart play stopped, "You've been spinning with me for hours! Why don't you make a move?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid that if you really fight each other, if you hurt me, I won't be able to eat and walk around. "Yo, who do you think you are?" "Who am I?" to tell you, the dart is just my cover identity, but in fact I am an undercover agent of the county government. ”

As he spoke, the dart actor threw off his clothes and exposed the official uniform inside, and at the same time, a sign was already in his hand and waved at the robbery dart scene.

"Hmph, what's the big deal about the undercover agent of the county government. Let me tell you the truth, I'm a robber on the surface, but I'm actually an undercover agent of the government. ”

As he spoke, he also ripped off his clothes, revealing the official clothes inside, and a small sign was held in front of the dart playman.

"Then I'll tell you again, in fact, I'm not just an undercover agent of the county government, that's also my cover identity, I'm an undercover agent of the Criminal Department. ”

After speaking, the dart actor threw his clothes again, revealing the official uniform inside, and then turned the sign over to show the reverse side of the robbery dart play.

Back confession: Why do you wear two pieces of the same clothes inside and out?

"Then I will also tell you that the undercover agent of the government is not my real identity, my real identity is the undercover agent of Jinyiwei. ”

After speaking, the robber also took off the official clothes outside, and also revealed the same official clothes inside, and also turned over the brand.

Back confession: Is Jinyiwei also such clothes?

"It seems that I can't show my true identity!" "What is your identity?" "I'm an undercover agent of the East Factory!"

took off another layer of official clothes to reveal the same style of official clothes inside, and the brand was reversed.

Back confession: Didn't you turn it over just now?

"It seems that I can't reveal my truest identity!" "Where the hell are you undercover?" "I'm Ouchi's undercover agent!"

As soon as the clothes are gone, the brand is turned over.

Back confession: Didn't you just reverse the situation?

"That'...... I'm still ...... The emperor's undercover agent. "This time, the dart play is bare-chested.

Back confession: Forgot to wear an extra one.

"Then I'm still ...... Where do you think I look like an undercover agent?"

Both of them were shirtless.

Back confession: Could it be that you are an undercover agent in the bathhouse?