Scene.

The atmosphere is finally hot!

Those buddies who were drowsy when they first came here are now like chicken blood, and they are all staring at the beads of their eyes and full of energy!

Wang Xiong's mouth smiled sourly, "This Xiao Zhang!"

Feng Guiqin looked at Zhang Ye who was talking eloquently on the stage and nodded slightly.

"Let's see what he has to say. Another company leader was also excited.

Other colleagues also had similar reactions, just this opening and hot scene, everyone's attention was all attracted!

This is especially true of the audience, just look at the shouts and applause!

Zhang Ye pressed his hand and said, "Okay, thank you." As soon as the applause stopped, he said sternly: "You all know that I have come to this day step by step, with my own fans and my own column, I am already a successful person." He straightened his tie again, "A celebrity like me, a big star like me......"

Everyone at the bottom is coaxing!

"Bah!"

"Oh!"

"Haha!"

Zhang Ye blinked in confusion and looked at the audience with big eyes, "...... Isn't this the point of laughter?"

"Poof!" As a result, when they heard this, the audience laughed even more!

"Okay, right. Zhang Ye touched his forehead and said, "If you succeed today, you will often remember all kinds of humiliation when you were a child, when you were in school, you were bullied by boys during the day, and you ...... at night Rejected by the girl. Speaking of this, Zhang Ye coughed and sighed: "In that era when I was rejected by others because I was too good, they must not have thought that I would be where I am today." Zhang Ye looked at the camera and pointed at the camera and said solemnly: "So today I want to say a word to the camera, all the people who have seen this show and bullied me before listen to it, your name will appear in the joke without interruption!" After speaking, he pointed to the camera twice!

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed and applauded.

Of course, there are a few exceptions to this.

It's trading time on the stock exchange, and there are obviously a few men looking down at their phones, as if they are looking at stocks, and they are frowning one by one.

Zhang Ye smiled: "Some people may not know or be familiar with me, introduce yourself, my name is Zhang Ye, Miao Honggenzheng's Beijing people, this time I have been to Shanghai for many days, I often miss my hometown, like me and several of my colleagues are not Shanghai locals, whenever we are homesick, such as when I want to go to Beijing, I will go to eat a roast duck by myself, for example, when my two colleagues in the Northeast are homesick, I go to eat dumplings to relieve homesickness, I also have a colleague, who is also my college classmate, her name is Dong Shanshan. ”

Dong Shanshan: "......"

It's coming, it's coming!

The audience wanted to laugh when they heard Dong Shanshan's name.

Wang Bei and Zhang Han also looked at Dong Shanshan with a smile and touched her with their legs.

Zhang Ye said: "Dong Shanshan is from Inner Mongolia, and it is a little difficult for her to be homesick...... he paused, and suddenly turned around, "So every time she thinks about Inner Mongolia in Shanghai, she goes to the stock exchange." Zhang Ye waved his hand affectionately and said, "Look at the endless green!"

A few people who were bowing their heads and cursing in their hearts for how stocks are falling every day raised their heads in an instant when they heard this, and then they covered their stomachs and laughed!

"Aha!"

"Oh, that's funny!"

"You think it's a prairie!"

Others, even if they don't speculate in stocks, are amused!

Now that the stock market is floating green, it is falling every day, Zhang Ye's joke happens to hook the current affairs everywhere, and the effect of the joke is of course very good!

Dong Shanshan didn't know what her expression was, she looked angry and funny, and the camera frequently called her and captured her expressions.

Wang Bei teased: "Shanshan, you must beat him down!"

Zhang Hanzui was also tired of laughing, "Teacher Zhang Ye is so funny! Oh, I can't laugh anymore!

Zhang Ye's jokes are one after another, and the connection is also very harmonious, without any stiff feeling, "Stocks have been falling, prices have been rising, but wages are not long, some people have said, life in a first-tier city like Beijing and Shanghai is too fast, is there such a statement?"

This is an interaction with the audience, and it is also a major feature of talk shows.

"yes. ”

"Yes. ”

"That's right. ”

The audience spoke.

Zhang Ye looked at them, "You all agree with this statement?" Everyone didn't understand what Zhang Ye was going to say, they all blinked and listened silently, and then they saw Zhang Ye and said: "I don't agree, and I think this statement is very ridiculous and naïve! Life in first-tier cities such as Beijing and Shanghai is too fast? People who say such things must not have lived in first-tier cities!" As soon as his tone stopped, Zhang Ye suddenly said loudly with a sullen face: "Hurry up? I want to ask! Have you ever taken a car in Beijing and Shanghai? Hurry, hurry!"

Everyone was stunned, and then burst into laughter!

Zhang Ye didn't pause, and didn't give everyone a moment to rest or be bored, "When it comes to the problem of cars, I think of a CCTV morning news I watched this morning, and now I advocate green travel, everyone has seen it, right?"

"Looked. ”

"That's right. ”

"This news has been repeating itself for several days. ”

The audience chimed in.

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "It is constantly said on the news that foreigners buy cars, but they don't drive, other people's cars are kept at home, and people go out to work by bus and subway!" ”

"Poof!"

"Bah!"

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Ye's sentence "Do I still believe it" hit the laughter of many people!

It's so ironic, are you sure you're okay with that?

Zhang Ye said innocently: "I was frugal and frugal, and I finally bought a car, and the TV immediately asked me to respond to the call for green travel, okay, I won't open it, but the next day...... I thought it was too expensive to park there, I couldn't afford to park it, so I started driving again, and on the third day, I ...... At the end of the day, with my modest math skills, I can't figure out whether the car is cheaper to park there or cheaper to drive!"

The audience laughed constantly, and this resonated with everyone, and they immediately gave applause!

Zhang Ye sighed and said, "You know that there is a worker body in the capital, right?"

"Yes!"

"I've heard of it!"

The audience responded.

Zhang Ye said with a painful expression: "It's a stadium, where football games are often held, I'm a fan, but since the price of oil has risen to this point, I haven't been to the Gongti to watch the game, well, it's not because the parking fee is too expensive or there is no place to park, the main thing is that as soon as I drove over, the stadium of tens of thousands of people was shouting 'come on, come on, come on', hey, you don't know, my heart!" he covered his chest and held his breath. This paragraph has hung up on current affairs again, and it is the news of the past two days!

Wang Xiong applauded!

Feng Guiqin, the number one, couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile.

Zhang Ye straightened his suit, took a slight breath and said: "It's not easy to live, there are sad things every day, when it comes to watching football, speaking of football, I thought of a gambling news I saw yesterday, I heard that the football world has intervened in the investigation, and everyone knows about it, right?"

"Uh-huh!"

"I heard!"

The audience all nodded.

Zhang Ye said: "Over the years, gambling has been banned repeatedly, and it has become more and more popular, not only rich people gamble, but players have also begun to gamble. As he spoke, he whispered mysteriously: "I have an inside message here, I can't tell others, well, of course, I can't do anything when the TV is out." ”

Everyone laughed!

I only heard Zhang Ye say: "How ridiculous is it to say that there is a team in the domestic league? Eleven people on the field are playing football, and all four of them are gambling, which is a team, almost half of the people are involved in gambling, and they are buying their own team to lose, hey, think about it, what suspense is there in this? must lose, four members of the team buy their own team and lose, and the result is ...... Haven't lost yet!"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

Everyone looked at Zhang Ye on the stage puzzled.

Zhang Ye smashed his mouth and said, "Because the opposing team ...... There are eight people who also bought and they themselves lost!"

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, "Hahahaha!"

A few female viewers wiped their eyes with napkins, and they all burst into tears of laughter!

This is the paragraph of Zhou Libo's "One Zhou Libo Show", but Zhang Ye has changed a little. Zhang Ye concluded: "So the current situation of Chinese football can basically be described as follows: the Football Association fools the club - this is called management, the club fools the players - this is called operation, the players fool football - this is called personality, the Football Association club and the players fool the fans together - this is called Chinese football!"

This passage is very substantial.

Some people only understand after a while, and they are immediately afraid to applaud, "Well said!"

The applause rang for a long time!

Feng Guiqin's eyes lit up!

Wang Xiong and another leader beside him too!

They thought that Zhang Ye was just some jokes with a twist, but they didn't expect that after a closer look, they could have such a tasteful thing!

Zhang Ye estimated the number of words in this chapter...... It is estimated that the time is almost over, and he said: "After talking about the recent news, let's talk about the weather, the weather is getting colder and colder, seeing that it is almost the end of the year, and the annual Spring Festival should come again, I believe that the comrades who have undergone the test of the Spring Festival should have a deep understanding, last year, probably around the Chinese New Year, there was a major homicide case in a certain province, the suspect is at large, and the local public security director said firmly when he was interviewed by reporters. Sure enough, a few days later, the suspect was arrested, and a reporter asked him why he hadn't escaped for so many days, and the suspect couldn't help but scold, 'Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to run!' I didn't buy a ticket after waiting in line at the train station for three days...... Of course, I don't need to grab tickets, I'm a person with such status, it's all by plane!"

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

"Blow it!"

Everyone laughed and laughed!

Zhang Ye bowed slightly, "Okay, today's "Zhang Ye Talk Show" is over here, I am your host Zhang Ye, I wish you all a happy weekend!"