Nine forty-five.

The outer door of the recording hall finally opened.

Here, they call the door that directly enters the recording studio from the internal corridor of the unit as the inner door, which is the entrance of the staff. The door of a long secure passage from the hall to the recording hall is called the outer door, and the audience, led by the staff, enters the No. 7 recording hall from this entrance.

"Wow!"

"It's nicely furnished!"

"This stage is very dazzling!"

"Is that Zhang Ye?"

"It's him!

As soon as the crowd came in, several little girls were amazed.

The stage design is of course Zhang Ye's credit, he borrowed from the stage of his world's "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show" and "One Week Libo Show".

The audience took their seats one after another, and soon a hundred seats were filled.

At this time, on the side of the staff passage, Dong Shanshan pushed the door and entered, it was too late, and after coming in, she glanced at Zhang Ye and gave him an encouraging sexy smile.

"Shanshan, here. Zhang Han, who has a good relationship with her, beckoned.

Dong Shanshan sat in the second row, and Zhang Han had already reserved a place for her.

Zhang Ye exhaled and said to Mai: "Are all departments ready?"

"The lights are good. ”

"Camera OK!"

"The audience has arrived, the door is closed!"

Everyone responded, and they were all ready.

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "Okay, count down to one minute, ready to start!"

The fourth sister has recorded a lot of programs, and she is still very professional, reminding Zhang Ye: "Teacher Zhang, let's record everyone's smiles and applause first, and you can command it." ”

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "No need for the fourth sister, that's too fake." ”

The fourth sister said, "Is it fake? ”

Zhang Ye attaches great importance to professional ethics, "Everyone will naturally laugh if they want to laugh, and if they don't want to laugh, they can't do it, they can't force it." ”

The fourth sister said helplessly: "Okay, you are the person in charge, according to what you say." ”

The countdown has begun here, but many people in the audience below are still chatting, as if they are listless and not so interested in the show.

"What do you see?"

"Alas, the stock has fallen again!"

"You also speculate in stocks? Me too, it's really falling miserably these days, the market is green every day! I feel cold when I see it! Why has it fallen so much?"

"Hey, isn't this Lao Zhang? You also won the audience seat? Coincidentally, you came by car, right? Go back and take me all the way." ”

"I didn't drive, don't you pay attention to green travel now, the news says that foreigners don't drive to work, they all take cars, and I will follow suit. ”

"Are you really fake?"

"Khan, it's actually too much traffic jam!"

"Hahaha! Also, if you drive, you won't be able to get there at eleven o'clock!"

"Let's be quiet, the show is about to start. ”

"Let's start at the beginning, I regret it when I come back, haven't you heard? This show has been scolded miserably on the Internet, and everyone says it's not good!"

"yes, I can't look at it. ”

"I've heard a lot of jokes, what new ideas can I tell!"

"Yes, can you still tell the flowers? I really don't believe it!"

"Well said on the Internet, what kind of talk show is this, I think it's just a joke show, how to call a talk show, I really don't understand it!"

The audience muttered, and some people didn't know what the purpose was, as soon as they came over, they leaned back on the chair, closed their eyes and fell asleep, it was not expected at all!

Looking at the audience's reaction, Zhang Ye smiled and said nothing.

The company leaders and Dong Shanshan A Qian Xiaoyu are a little worried, if a few people are not optimistic, it is fine, but now so many viewers almost have no expectations? This is not normal, indicating that the starting point of this column itself may really have a very strict problem? They all sighed deeply in their hearts, and other network hosts who belong to the competitive relationship may not care much about how bad Zhang Ye's program will be, but Dong Shanshan, as Zhang Ye's old classmate, is estimated to be more worried and worried than everyone else.

Three......

Two......

One......

The countdown is over!

The show has officially begun!

Brush, the screen behind Zhang Ye began to broadcast the opening MV!

"You only smell my perfume, but you don't see my sweat, you have your rules, I have my choices, you deny my present, I decide my future......"

The audience has seen this thing countless times, as long as they watch the video these days, the first advertisement is this "I Speak for Myself", the first time I watched the blood, the tenth time I watched it, I was numb, so seeing this, those viewers who were in a daze and ready to go to bed were even more sleepy!

But in the end, there was a twist!

"I'm Zhang Ye, I speak for myself!"

Zhang Ye poured a bag of salt into his mouth, and the letters were broken all of a sudden, and they were replaced with - "I feed myself a bag of salt"!

There was a girl who laughed with a snort, and many viewers also had bright eyes, which gave them a big surprise, some people thought it was funny, and some people thought it was not particularly funny, but it was also very humorous, and it could make people involuntarily hang up the corners of their mouths!

What a title!

This piece is stunning!

At this moment, the few people who were about to fall asleep were also stunned for a moment and sat up, this new column seemed to make them a little more interested!

After the opening of the film, the picture suddenly cut into the recording and broadcast room.

The stage was empty, and Zhang Ye had gone behind the scenes.

I only heard a voice sound, obviously Zhang Ye's voice, "Okay, please welcome our famous host below...... Zhang Ye is here!"

"Hahaha!"

"Poof!"

"How do you welcome yourself!"

Many people were amused, and even Wang Bei and Aqian showed their faces for a while!

The curtain opened, Zhang Ye walked up from the backstage, waved his hand and said to everyone: "Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Ye, thank you, thank you, this is the scene of "Zhang Ye's Talk Show", welcome everyone!" and then added a sentence, "Brackets, there should be thunderous applause here!"

"Bah!"

"Babble!!"

Everyone was happy again, and they made a coax, this "babbling" is the world's lingua franca, and it is often heard in the audience during cross talk.

Wang Xiong laughed, "This Xiao Zhang!"

The audience was very face-saving, and they really applauded!

Looking at the audience, looking at the glorious stage, Zhang Ye was very excited, this is his new position, this is his new show, he wants to say good, and he must say good, seeing that the atmosphere was mobilized, Zhang Ye didn't talk nonsense, and started his personal performance while the iron was hot, holding a few cardboards in his hand, something the size of a business card, this is a setting and joke in "The Big Event", Zhang Ye felt it was good, and used it in the opening," After I left the TV station, many friends were very concerned about my whereabouts, and also launched an activity to help Zhang Ye find a job, thank you, you have seen it now, this is my new job and new column, just before I took the stage, the staff gave me a few fan letters, let me read it, and see what sincere care and concern my enthusiastic fans have sent!"

Fan letters?

Who wrote to you? Still enthusiastic and sincere fans' concerns? Wang Xiong and Zhang Ye's colleagues were puzzled!

I only heard Zhang Ye take out the first card, bow his head and read: "Look at the first fan, the most is the gentleness of the bow, he said like this, 'Zhang Ye, I'll fuck your sister! Why the hell don't you have a new column!Believe it or not, I smashed your glass, bastard!" Zhang Ye paused, threw away the card, and said with a dry smile: "I am so touched by the concern and enthusiasm of the fans! Thank you, thank you!"

Everybody's all squirting!

Concerned about your sister!

People are obviously scolding you!

Zhang Ye read the next one, "The second letter, this is a person who claims to be a die-hard fan, he said like this, 'Zhang Ye, if you don't post a new column this week!, I will die!'" Zhang Ye wiped his sweat, raised his head to the camera and said: "This letter was sent more than a month ago! I only received it yesterday, what, I'm sorry, die-hard fan brother, I thought about it for a long time, and I really didn't have the courage to reply to you." ”

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed again!

Dong Shanshan slapped his thigh, and he couldn't support it!

Zhang Ye continued: "The third letter, wow, this is a ...... sent to me by a female fan" I saw Zhang Ye bow his head excitedly and read: "I, good, want, and! you, give birth, give birth, child, son, Zhang Ye!"

The audience at the bottom exclaimed.

"Wow!"

After saying that, Zhang Ye's face was stunned, and he continued to read in a weak tone: "...... Please put this sentence ...... Tell Teacher Dong Shanshan!"

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

The camera was given to Dong Shanshan below!

Dong Shanshan was stunned, sneered and sneered, why did you take me?

Wang Bei next to her also slapped the armrest and laughed, "Oops!

Zhang Ye looked at the letter speechlessly, made a move, gritted his teeth in front of the camera, and slowly tore out the words "Please tell this sentence to Teacher Dong Shanshan" on the back of the card little by little, which is not in "The Big Incident", but the wisdom added by Zhang Ye himself, I saw him smile obscenely, clear his throat, and then look up and read again: "...... I really want to have a baby with you!Zhang Ye!" immediately spread his hands and sighed: "Alas, the current fans, they are too enthusiastic!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

The audience burst into laughter!

It's so shameless!haha!

Where is your bottom line!

Zhang Ye ignored everyone's coaxing, and the old god continued to flip through a new card on the ground, "Well, there is another fan who said so, Mr. Zhang Ye, I like your hosting style so much, well, can you please tell Dong Shanshan Lao ......" Speaking of this, Zhang Ye directly tore off the card, and threw the card away as if he hadn't read it, "Hehehehe, okay, don't talk about these useless things, let's get to the point together!"

Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Ye with a crying and laughing face.

"Oops, hey!"

"I can't do it anymore!"

"It's a laughing death!"

"Tainyima's funny!"

The audience reacted strongly!