Squatting on the top of the mountain, looking at the colorful clouds below, Zhang Zichen sighed everywhere. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this moment, he finally felt a trace of long-lost ease and freedom, as well as an illusory comfort of riding on the heads of the immortals to, just like Lu Xun's Ah Q, which is a spiritual victory.

Suddenly, there was a squirming movement on the path below, as if something was moving quickly on the grass, which made Zhang Zichen's vigilance.

"Could it be that I just complained about those immortals and heard them?"

Zhang Zichen shivered inexplicably, and just wanted to lift his pants and run away, but found a shadow coming out of the cold in front of him.

Seeing the shadow in front of him, Zhang Zichen finally breathed a sigh of relief, it was not some fairy who was looking for him to settle accounts, but a rabbit.

To be exact, Zhang Zichen saw a big white rabbit.

"Strange, how can there be a rabbit here, except for the Guanghan Fairy, I haven't heard of anyone else raising rabbits in Heavenly Court?

Besides, the Jade Rabbit of the Guanghan Fairy should be in the Guanghan Palace, how could he come here?"

Zhang Zichen thought suspiciously in his heart, and began to tease the rabbit, whether this little guy was a jade rabbit or not, in short, it looked cute.

"The little rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up, loves to eat turnips and greens, and is so cute to jump around. ”

Zhang Zichen casually picked up a dog's tail grass from the ground and stretched it out to the rabbit, but he didn't expect the rabbit to appreciate it at all, and there was a touch of extremely humane brilliance in his eyes, which turned out to be - contempt!

"Oh, I'll go! The immortals of the heavenly court look down on me, and you dead rabbit dare to look at me with such eyes, you want to become a roasted rabbit, right?"

Zhang Zichen angrily picked up a small pebble and threw it at the rabbit, but the rabbit was extremely agile, and one jumped up to avoid the pebble thrown by Zhang Zichen, but instead of running away, he rushed towards Zhang Zichen's side.

"Oh, I'll go, you dead rabbit!"

Zhang Zichen shouted, the rabbit in front of him was actually quite fat, it looked like it had to be about one or two catties, plus it was speeding up, and it fell in Zhang Zichen's eyes like a white cannonball.

Zhang Zichen didn't dare to let this rabbit hit him, otherwise he would have to be hit to the ground by this rabbit, as for what was on the ground, it was self-evident.

Comrade Jade Emperor took a big step to the right with a crab-like pace, and the rabbit rushed past him, but fortunately did not hit him.

Zhang Zichen just breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly felt that his hand was suddenly empty, and then he found that the stack of rice paper used to clean up the aftermath in his hand was gone, and when he raised his eyes again, he saw the rabbit holding the stack of rice paper in his mouth and looking at him proudly.

"Rabbit, I know you understand what I say, quickly return the paper to me, I am the Jade Emperor of Heaven, and you look good if you offend me!"

Zhang Zichen squatted and pulled away while trying to threaten with words.

Unexpectedly, the rabbit threw a "I'm afraid of you!" look, and ran down the hill with four hooves in a grand manner.

There is no paper in the toilet is a deep despair, Zhang Zichen felt such despair at the moment, looking at the nearby grass and leaves are very thin, and they can't be used at all, so Comrade Jade Emperor made a very "wise move"!

He stood up!

He stood up without even lifting his pants!

Fortunately, there was a wide front hem of the dragon robe on the outside of his pants, so that he would not walk away, and then Zhang Zichen took a step like a duck and chased down the mountain.

"Don't run away from the rabbit! Don't catch you for Lao Tzu! Or I'll turn you into a braised rabbit!"

Zhang Zichen was angry in the back, and the rabbit ran more happily in front.

One person and one rabbit ran along the trail and I chased, Zhang Zichen was like a wild man jumping between the grass and uncivilized, but he was pulled farther and farther away by the rabbit.

Just when Zhang Zichen was about to be completely desperate, a turning point appeared, the rabbit in front of him was running too happily, and he tripped over the root of an old tree at the foot of the mountain because he was running too happily, and he rolled over and hit the tree, and was directly forced.

Zhang Zichen saw the stitches, rushed over with an arrow step, and pressed him under him before the rabbit came to his senses, revealing only half of the rabbit's upper body.

"Whew! I've finally caught you dead rabbit!"

Zhang Zichen breathed a sigh of relief and said to himself.

Suddenly, he felt a beam of strange gaze cast around him, and the eyes that looked at him were like looking at a pervert!

Zhao Dezhu and Zhao Zhuzhu, a pair of living treasures, are also here, looking at their dresses and slogans in their hands, they are obviously calling on the little immortals to raise spiritual liquid.

Zhang Zichen was a little confused, after all, although he had the front and back hem of the dragon robe to cover his body at the moment, the pants that retreated to his ankles clearly showed that he was disheveled.

As for the large group of small immortals surrounding under the big tree, they were even more confused, and they couldn't believe what they saw in front of them:

His Majesty the Jade Emperor's bright yellow pants faded to the ankles, although there was still the back hem of the dragon robe covering the back, and the half-pulled calves leaked out sideways.

These are not the point, the point is that they saw His Majesty the Jade Emperor lying on the ground in a posture like an old man's cart, and there was a poor rabbit pressed directly below his body, and the rabbit's mouth was still blocked by a stack of rice paper, and his thin body was still twitching!

"Beasts!

Bunny is so cute, how can you bully Bunny!"

A little fairy overflowing with love glared at Zhang Zichen with red eyes, loudly condemning Comrade Jade Emperor's "unscrupulous behavior".

"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient, I didn't expect that the lord of the dignified heavenly court would be such a beastly pervert!"

An old immortal stroked his beard and sighed, and said with a face that he couldn't bear to look over.

These are all light, and there is a bearded wrestler with a bigger voice who directly snorted his throat, and the voice immediately spread throughout the thirty-six heavens, shaking everyone's eardrums to pain:

"It's a long life!

His Majesty the Jade Emperor beeped the Jade Rabbit!"

At this moment, almost everyone is condemning Zhang Zichen's unscrupulous behavior of playing "forbidden love" with Yutu, except for Zhao Dezhu and Zhao Zhuzhu.

"Your Majesty, if you want to play with the rabbit and explain to the minister, why do you just provoke the Jade Rabbit, you don't know yet, the Guanghan Fairy is an existence that can't be easily provoked, that guy is fierce!"

Zhao Dezhu said with an obscene face.

"Oh, my majesty, even if you are interested in rabbits, you can just play in the Haotian Palace, why do you still run out to play in the field, how can it be good now, the shrew of the Guanghan Fairy is not easy to get along with!"

Zhao Buzhu also spoke.

"Fuck off! You're interested in rabbits!"

Zhang Zichen wants to cry without tears, isn't he just pulling a wild on the top of the mountain, who is provoking whom, this mud is stuck in the crotch of his pants, it's not but!

"Zhao doesn't live here! Who do you say is a shrew!"

At this moment, a beautiful woman's voice came from afar, but the tone of the voice seemed to be filled with monstrous anger, which made Zhao Zhu shiver on the spot...