Chapter 31 Ascending and pulling wild, the world is a pit!
"No!"
The roaring dog shook his head very dryly, moved his butt vigilantly, and looked like he couldn't avoid Zhang Zichen. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"I haven't said what it is!"
Zhang Zichen was a little helpless, and the eyes of the Howling Sky Dog looking at him were actually vigilant!
"Nothing can be done! Our family Zhenjun said that the Jade Emperor is not a good thing!"
Only then did Zhang Zichen know that the Roaring Sky Dog was so wary that he was actually cultivated by the Erlang God, so he cried and laughed and said: "Roaring Heaven, you see, your Erlang Zhenjun has a feud with his uncle's predecessor Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen because of his mother Yaoji's relationship, right?"
The simple thoughts of the roaring dog were pulled into the ditch by Zhang Zichen's stinky and long words, he thought for a long time to figure out the relationship between the characters that Zhang Zichen said, and found that what Zhang Zichen said was right, so he nodded and said, "Yes, that's right!"
"Since your true monarch has a grudge against the former Jade Emperor, it is naturally the former Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen who scolds, right?"
Zhang Zichen continued to flicker.
"Yes, that's right!"
The Roaring Sky Dog scratched his head and reaffirmed Zhang Zichen's words.
"Since it is the former Jade Emperor who is scolded, it means that the former Jade Emperor is not a good thing, and this naturally should not include the current Jade Emperor - that is, me, right?"
"Yes, that's right!"
"Since I'm not the former Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen's pit goods, then it means that you can trust me, right?"
Zhang Zichen felt that his tongue was a little tired, and talking to a simple-minded roaring dog was really a waste of brain cells.
"That's not necessarily, you said you want to discuss something with me first?"
The Roaring Sky Dog suddenly became smarter, and did not follow the rhythm of Zhang Zichen.
"Can you teach me your ability to find things with your nose? You also know that none of these immortals in the sky are good. I was also pitted by them, and they forced me to work without saying anything, and I was not given food, and I wanted to learn from you, and know where to eat, at least I would not starve to death. ā
Zhang Zichen went straight to the point, looking at the Roaring Sky Dog with a longing face, if he had the skill of the Roaring Sky Dog, he would not have to worry about finding something to eat.
"This... I'm going to talk to my wife about it. ā
The whistling dog hesitated.
"Aren't you a single dog without a wife?"
Zhang Zichen found that the Roaring Sky Dog was obviously lying to him.
"yes, so it's not negotiable!"
The Howling Sky Dog said with a harmless face.
Zhang Zichen can be regarded as having discovered the flowery intestines of these immortals. Not only the immortals, but even their pets are also with a crooked belly, I thought that the Howling Sky Dog would be a good master, but I didn't expect that he had been pretending to be stupid before.
"I'll exchange the good things with you!"
Zhang Zichen planned to spend his blood, communicated with the Jade Emperor's treasure house, took out a bunch of things from it, looked at the roaring dog and said: "How about it, it's all good things, the exercises of the Great Sage of the Demon Clan, the Demon Pill of the Ancient Great Demon, and this, the bullwhip of the Bull Demon King!"
The Roaring Sky Dog secretly glanced at the things that Zhang Zichen took out, if you want to say that you are not tempted, it must be fake, the things in the Jade Emperor's treasure house are not ordinary!
"Since you sincerely begged me, then I will reluctantly change it with you. ā
The roaring dog looked reluctant, but in fact, his heart had already blossomed.
Zhang Zichen responded to the diaphragm in his heart, the dog thing of the Roaring Sky Dog was cheap and sold well, but thinking about the Roaring Sky Dog's ability to find things, he gritted his teeth and endured it.
The Roaring Sky Dog solemnly put away the treasures that Zhang Zichen was holding, and then put the dog's paw on Zhang Zichen's hand, and a ball of light emerged from the Roaring Sky Dog's paw, and then merged into Zhang Zichen's palm.
"This is my own spell created according to the talent of our dog clan, called "Heaven and Earth are endless, thousands of miles to track!", I have already given you a trace of the spell introduction, as long as you are diligent in understanding, you will become extremely sensitive to all kinds of breaths like me. ā
The Howling Sky Dog looked proud, he was very comfortable with the spell he had created.
"Isn't it just relying on my own dog nose spirit! A hint of magic has taken away so many of my treasures, and this dog thing is really dark enough. ā
Zhang Zichen said in his heart.
Fortunately, although the roaring dog is a little black-hearted, it is still relatively honest in "doing business", Zhang Zichen obviously feels that his sense of smell is much more sensitive, and some of the faint smells in the past seem to have been amplified, which is extremely clear.
Zhang Zichen sensed it with his heart, followed a trace of earthy aroma and chased it, and sure enough, he found a box with Zhang Bairen's seal under a stone, which also contained a few small jars of immortal wine and a few paper bags.
When he opened the paper bag, the rich aroma of meat came to his nose, Zhang Zichen couldn't help but eat it happily, and he didn't forget to give a piece of the roaring dog.
The Roaring Sky Dog rejected Zhang Zichen's kindness with a black line, because the box was full of dog meat, and the Roaring Sky Dog grinded his teeth angrily, and his hostility towards the former Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen increased by another point.
Even the eyes that took him to look at Zhang Zichen didn't have any good feelings, and he turned his head angrily and left.
Zhang Zichen realized that what he was eating was dog meat, no wonder the roaring dog was not angry.
But he didn't care about this, now that the transaction between the two has been completed, this period of cause and effect between them will naturally come to an end.
Zhang Zichen didn't stop until his stomach couldn't hold it anymore, and carefully packed the uneaten wine and meat into the box and buried it.
Cao Mengde shouted on the horse, Second Brother Guan listened to me and ran away slowly. In Xudu, I treat you badly, make dumplings and fried fritters for a meal.
Your sister-in-law Cao personally cooks and cooks the stove, and she is so busy in the cold that she sweats. You are tired of eating bacon with white flour buns, and I will steam a pot of purslane buns for you. Pound the garlic mortar, pound the garlic juice, mix the shredded radish with sesame oil..."
Zhang Zichen helped his stomach all the way down the mountain, and when he was full of wine and food, he proudly sang a piece of "Guan Gong Ci Cao", but it was not very good.
returned to Haotian Hall like this, and before he could lie comfortably on the dragon bed, Zhang Zichen felt that his stomach hurt.
I don't know if he ate too much, or if Zhang Bairen's wine and meat spoiled, which made him want to go to the toilet. After looking left and right, not to mention the toilet in the Haotian Palace, there was not even a wooden barrel, so anxious that Zhang Zichen grabbed a pile of rice paper from the Panlong book case, and rushed up to the small fairy mountain behind the Haotian Palace.
There is a small forest on the top of the mountain, deep and dense, the environment is quiet, it seems to be a good place to go out of courtesy, Comrade Jade Emperor picked up the dragon robe and squatted down quickly, and the whole body suddenly felt happy.
Through the gap in the dense forest, Zhang Zichen could vaguely look down on the palace below and some immortal caves, although the immortal mountain was not high, it also gave him a feeling of swinging his chest and growing stratus clouds.
"Climb high and pull wild, the world is a pit!