Chapter 168: Yellow Card

Zhong Luoren said: "You are so sure of her? And if you and Kong Sisi do not have a de facto marriage, she is not willing? Not to mention that she is a rich daughter with knowledge, requirements and capital, even a poor and helpless little common man will not be successful." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Cheng Donghao said: "Then leave." Zhong Luoren said: "Is your kid psychologically problematic?" Cheng Donghao said: "There must be a problem, so I'm impotent." Zhong Luoren rolled his eyes and said, "Impotence?" Cheng Donghao said, "Yes." Zhong Luoren said with great concern: "What's the problem?" Cheng Donghao said: "There was a car accident, and the small nerve on the penis that I don't know where was broken. Zhong Luoren said: "Have you seen it? What did the doctor say?" Cheng Donghao said: "Psychogenic impotence." Cheng Donghao said: "The conclusion of all major hospitals is the same: psychogenic impotence. Zhong Luoren said: "The words of the hospital can't be fully trusted, and if they can't find the reason, they are all classified as psychogenic, and these quacks are best at perfunctory, eating and drinking." ”

Cheng Donghao said: "What Xiaoyan said is quite evil: on a rainy day, we drove to Xinxiang, and there was a pig truck in front of the highway, the tire burst, overturned, and our car crashed. I flipped over, broke the net and fence and fell into the pit next to it, and at the time I thought it was like a needle prick, but I didn't pay attention to it, and then I didn't feel anything. We were all fine, so we went on the highway to help drive the pigs, and the highways were full of pigs, at that time. He also fell and killed four heads, with blood coming out of his mouth, and some were injured, and there was blood on the road where the rain was. The dead pig was lying there, and we all saw it. White-skinned pig, I did pay special attention to the pork belly and the ** and the head of the milk on it, and it was not good, I didn't feel it at the time. Guess what Smiling Smile says?"

Zhong Luoren said: "It must be a small nerve broken, you are right." Cheng Donghao said: "Xiaoyan said that because I looked at the white belly and milk on the dead pig at that time, I thought of her nakedness, so when I did it with her later, I thought of the dead pig I paid attention to, so I was impotent." Zhong Luoren couldn't help laughing and said, "Have you thought about it?" Cheng Donghao said: "There is nothing at all." Zhong Luoren said: "The smile may be talking about your subconscious, and you yourself are not aware of it. Cheng Donghao said: "There is no other way now, what she says is what it is." Cheng Donghao said: "She ordered me a recipe and asked me to go to the pig farm once a week to feed the pigs, have close contact with the pigs, carefully look at the pig's belly and milk, and then think about her, it is said that this is called systematic desensitization therapy." Zhong Mingren said: "She is saying that you treat her as a dead pig?" Cheng Donghao said: "Yes, isn't this a shadowless thing?" Zhong Mingren said: "Do you have any desire for her?" Cheng Donghao said: "Of course I have, I especially want to her, sometimes I think about her at night and love and hate, my liver and intestines are broken, and I think of tears." ”

Zhong Luoren said: "Why is there hatred?" Cheng Donghao said: "She doesn't love her as much as I do, she seems to have someone else in her heart before, and her personality is very casual, and she is not so persistent, she has to be alone, she is the kind of person who can be happy with anyone, so the more I love her, the more I hate her." Zhong Luoren said, "Have you ever thought about leaving her?" Cheng Donghao said, "No." Zhong Luoren said: "With such a person with you, your greatest happiness is not lonely." Cheng Donghao said: "It's like the ocean, there is no wind and three feet of waves." Zhong Luoren said: "She must have something special, let me see it?" Cheng Donghao said: "Don't let me." Zhong said: "I can see if I want." Cheng Donghao said: "Then you still ask me." ”

Ice hockey game, if you fight, it is really fire, and the third master of Luo Ren is full of enthusiasm when he sees it, it was originally the first row, and he rushed to the guardrail several times, raising his arms and shouting. The most active in the stadium is Mu Yanming, and the most active in the audience is the third master of Luo Ren. Xie Jun repeatedly pulled Zhong Luoren back and sat down, and after a few seconds he rushed up again, Xie Jun went up and pulled again, Zhong Luoren shouted "fight", only to see Mu Yanming and an opponent throw the cue gloves, like two big kangaroos with a fist and thunderbolt to do it, but not on the foot, Zhong Luoren pressed the railing and turned over and jumped over, about to play, Xie Jun hurriedly jumped over and hugged him desperately, and said: "Brother, it's heads-up." Mu Yanming had already put the opponent over, and he pulled it down as soon as he flipped it, and the referee came up and issued a yellow card, and the game continued. The fight was not lively, Zhong Luoren was shoveled off his tail, a little deflated, and said, "It's over yet?" Xie Jun said: "They are not allowed to fight in the game, and they will be fined." Zhong said: "Ice hockey games are all played. Xie Jun said: "They are taking an international style. The two of them came back and sat down, Zhong Luoren's interest immediately went down, and he even said: "What is an ice hockey game if you don't fight!" In less than a minute, Mu Yanming scored a goal, and Zhong Mingren was ignited again, screaming with the people around him.

After the game, Zhong Luoren, Xie Jun, and Mu Yanming got on the bus and went to Bohai. Mu Yanming said, "I have to eat something." Zhong Luoren said: "There is in the car." Zhong Luoren drove, Xie Jun sat in the co-pilot, Mu Yanming sat in the back, and a large paper bag was placed on the seat. Xie Jun said: "The food is in a paper bag. Mu Yanming took out a box, opened it, it was black, and said, "What is this? So black?" Xie Jun said: "Burger King, the extra-large three-layer beef all-black burger, lives up to its name: the bread crust is made of bamboo charcoal, sandwiched with onion lettuce, mixed with garlic sauce and squid black, three-layer black pepper beef and black cheese mixed with bamboo charcoal, all black, very delicious, very enjoyable, eat quickly, we have all eaten." ”

Xie Jun took a bite and said, "It tastes good." Xie Jun said: "There is also something to drink, my newly developed fruit vinegar." Mu Yanming took out a bottle of clear yellow liquid from the paper bag, opened the bottle, a refreshing fragrance, took a sip, pouted his cheeks, twisted his eyebrows, and pouted his throat, saying, "It's so sour." Xie Jun said: "Then what?" Mu Yanming said: "Very appetizing, soft, fragrant and very pleasant." Xie Jun said: "That's right, Jun'an characteristics, I still want to drink after a sip, and I still want to drink after a while, especially pregnant women, sour and spicy women, as well as young women and eldest daughters before menstruation, there are also good mouthfuls, which are our main consumer groups, we are so positioned, and the advertisements are also played out like this." ”

Mu Yanming said: "What's the use of telling me this?" Xie Jun said: "The men in your team don't talk about women?" Mu Yanming said: "We only talk about careers." Xie Jun said: "The more such a man, the greater the expectations of women, and the more willing he is to spend money on women." For example, if you want to spend money on others, others don't want it. I said that some women like to eat very sour things before menstruation, do you think of a certain woman?" Mu Yanming said: "Really, bring me a box." Xie Jun said, "Do you want to send it out?" Mu Yanming said, "I drink it myself, can't I?" Xie Jun said, "Okay." Zhong Luoren said: "Which girl, even Xiao Mu can't look down on?" Mu Yanming said: "Actually, I didn't like her, I am a virgin, and she is not a virgin." Zhong Luoren said: "I can't ask for it, I can, how do you look?" Xie Jun said: "The biggest characteristic of that woman is that she will look at you like a child when she is eighty years old." Zhong Luoren said: "How is it possible?" Xie Jun said: "It's just that her heart is clear, people who don't know her will think she is stupid and long, Xiao Mu said that she is like a cartoon heroine, called Shirley Lu." Zhong Luoren said, "How old?" Xie Jun said, "Nineteen." Zhong Luoren said: "Is it so small?" Xie Jun said: "Alas, it can be said that it is." ”

Zhong Luoren said: "There is no comparison with the girls at that time, at that time, all virgins who were not married, the universal value is from the beginning to the end, loyalty, and they are quite cautious about each other, only nineteen, know what love is, pure animal sexual impulse, this girl is not very good, don't do it." Xie Jun said: "Third master, then why didn't you find a big girl at that time? An stable wife and children, get a four-cornered and eight-cornered one? At this time, my son is in high school, right?" Zhong Luoren said: "Why do you say me? I am a special case, a child abandoned by that golden age." The mesh of a good woman is too big and it leaks me. Xie Jun said: "It's not too late now, it's not for nothing to find a female doctor in twenty-seven or eight." Zhong Luoren said: "It's too restrictive, and there is nothing I want to tie up for the rest of my life." Xie Jun said: "There are also college students in the twenty-second and third years, who are lively, infatuated, young and talented. Zhong Luoren said: "The little girl now is too hypocritical. Xie Jun said: "I still haven't met the person in my life, and I don't want to make do." Zhong said: "I suspect that she has never come in her life." Xie Jun said: "It's hard to say, it's not that there is an old man who is seventy years old, and he said that he met true love, forty-eight years of marriage, and divorced." Zhong Luoren said: "I will be fossilized by then, what do I love." ”

Xie Jun said: "You don't lack women now, and you are quite chic." Zhong said: "The more prosperous, the more lonely." They're all bitches, and none of them reassure me. Xie Jun said: "Isn't this Jian Chuyuan loyal now?" Zhong Luoren said: "She is a typical cat, she is only loyal to her own feelings, and she can't take care of me at all, even if she has the heart to take care of it, the donkey's head is not the horse's mouth, I'm tired of it." Xie Jun said: "Don't you praise her for being smart, self-esteem, independent, lively, active, and curious, and she is very right with you?" Zhong said: "After a long time, it has changed, and now it is: selfish self, jealousy, willful and good-natured, stubborn and narrow-minded, and self-serving." Xie Jun smiled: "I don't believe it, with your vision, Third Master, would you tolerate this kind of woman at the beginning?" Zhong Luoren said: "I just looked at her little appearance at the beginning, and now I hate it more and more." It's better to change a woman, she has nothing to do with me, it shouldn't have anything to do with it, I regret it. Xie Jun said: "There are no women in the legend of the martyr now, and you are serious about picking the third master." ”