Zhong Luoren said: "Xie Jun, why can't you find it?" Xie Jun said: "The big octopus is so powerful that you can't find it, let alone my two octopuses." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Zhong said: "There are also three octopuses. Xie Jun said: "Maybe we are all too smart, so that when the water is clear, there are no fish." Zhong Luoren said: "You don't like it?" Xie Jun said: "Yes, when she didn't love me so much, I wanted to challenge her, but now she is a little in love with me, and I can't look down on her anymore." Zhong Luoren said: "I still didn't like it from the beginning." Xie Jun said: "There are still physiological needs, but they are tasteless when they are done, and the joy does not last as long as I sold a box of fish." ”

Zhong Luoren said: "Me too, are we really not suitable for the world?" Xie Jun said: "I often think about this question, if we are still making octopus under the water, it will be very fulfilling, thinking about finding food and preventing being eaten by other things every day, and living a perfect and beautiful life unconsciously in careful thinking." Mu Yanming, who didn't say a word, suddenly said, "Obviously, it will be eaten." Xie Jun said: "It was also sacrificed in battle, and there was no mental torture at all." Mu Yanming said: "Not necessarily. Zhong Luoren said: "You can find a mating partner, have children, and go your own way, and there is no emotional entanglement." Love or not, never think about it, do it is love, after two eases. Xie Jun said: "It's still the idea of an octopus." ”

Zhong Luoren said: "So today I am preparing all the hostesses of various modeling companies, all part-time female college students, international students, and white-collar workers, beautiful." Xie Jun said, "Where?" Zhong said, "On the boat." Xie Jun said, "Are you ready?" Zhong Luoren said: "Food, drink, and women are enough for us to live for three months." ”

The three of them stood in Bohai Bay, looking at a passenger and cargo ship on the wharf, it was already more than 11 o'clock in the evening, the lights on the boat were bright, and the two girls were standing against the side of the boat to watch. Zhong Luoren said: "How about my ship? The Octopus Zero has a total length of 180 meters, a width of 30 meters, a depth of 14 points and 7 meters, a design draft of 10 points and 1 meter, a speed of 22 knots, and a cruising range of 10,000 nautical miles. Zhong said, "Are we going to transport mineral sand?" Zhong said, "Go to Octopus Island to build a house." Xie Jun said, "What kind of house to build?" Zhong said: "There is a stone house on a rock in Rhode Island, USA, called the Love Stone House, built in 1905, it is an architectural miracle with 23 rooms, it is far away from the hustle and bustle of the world, facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming. It has a history of 110 years. Xie Jun said, "Let's build one too?" Zhong Luoren said: "How about it? Brother, let's build our own home on the island, put dry food in it, and live on it for a while when we are annoyed." ”

Xie Jun said, "Who will build it?" Zhong Luoren said, "Let's do it." Xie Jun said, "I won't." Zhong said, "I won't either." Xie Jun said: "Then what should I do?" Zhong Luoren said: "I have the drawings and the information given to me by the experts, how to build the house, from beginning to end, as well as the building materials, machinery and tools of the whole ship." Xie Jun said: "Even if you have a model, you can't do it." Zhong Luoren nodded at Mu Yanming and said, "What do you think of the third brother?" Mu Yanming said, "You can do it." Xie Jun said: "How many workers have you brought?" Zhong Luoren said: "It makes sense to build it yourself." Xie Jun nodded and said, "There is a crew." Zhong Luoren said: "Don't need them, they will unload it for us and come back." Xie Jun said, "Are you kidding!" Xie Jun looked up at the girl on the side of the boat, pointed with his hand, and said, "Those women?" Zhong Luoren said: "Cook for us, boil water, and accompany us to eat and drink." ”

Xie Jun turned his head and left, saying, "You two go, I won't go." Zhong Luoren grabbed him on the shoulder and said, "Our three octopus brothers want to build their own homes and spiritual homes with their own hands." Xie Jun said: "I don't need to, I won't go." While struggling to leave, Zhong Luoren grabbed him and said, "Originally, I wanted to build it alone, but it is better to be happy alone, and it is better to be happy with everyone, and it is better to be happy with brothers." Have you ever heard the story of three little pigs building a house? You can't go if you don't go. If you go, I will help you sell your fish, shrimp, and fruit vinegar, otherwise, the original business will not be done, and the affection will be gone. Xie Jun gritted his teeth and said, "Cover, cover, cover." Zhong Luoren said: "I all called home to arrange arrangements, but there was no signal in that place." ”

The three of them got on the boat and saw that there were twelve girls and nine crew members. It was already eleven o'clock, and the cabin was still brightly lit, and the girls were all curious and excited, and the crew was also very happy that there were girls on board. Zhong Luoren led Xie Jun and Mu Yanming to see the equipment, goods and dry food on the ship, the building materials were enough to build a hundred rooms, sand, cement, stones, steel bars, processed one-meter square stones, wood, paint, nails, ropes, wires, switches, everything, even decorative paintings, teacups, rice bowls, dry food enough for 100 people to eat for a year, and it was not a problem to pull up a construction team. However, there are only three people in this construction team: Zhong Luoren, Xie Jun and Mu Yanming. Xie Jun and Mu Yanming looked at each other, the three of them came out of the cabin, looked at the sea with silver light dancing under the moonlight, and Zhong Luoren said, "Let's go to sea." Xie Jun said: "The black light is blinding." Zhong said: "There is a moon, there is a lamp, no problem." "Order: Sail. The ship left port.

The black and blue sea is endless, and the moonlight beats vividly on the sea. Xie Jun said: "It's already two o'clock, and I'm a little hungry. Zhong Luoren said: "Me too, why don't you have some supper, we have food on the boat." Xie Jun said, "Okay." Zhong Luoren called the captain on duty, and the three of them went to the kitchen, brewed a pot of coffee, three bags of frozen and dehydrated vegetables, soaked them, fried them a little, and took a Qiulin big bread, six Lidaos red sausages, and the three of them chatted while eating.

Xie Jun said: "Did the third master and Jian Chuyuan separate?" Zhong Luoren said: "It's already been torn apart." Xie Jun said: "Is there a new talent?" Zhong Luoren said: "No, I just think it's boring." Xie Jun said: "If there is no one in my heart, it is like being hung on a cliff, it is really uncomfortable, when I have no one in my heart, I always feel that the blood in my body is not flowing, a pulse, sometimes stop jumping one, two, three, four." When I went to the hospital, the doctors said that I was not sick, and it was an insult to go directly to the psychiatric department. I didn't go, thinking that if I died alone at home, the first thing I found out about might be my mother thousands of miles away, and after a year or two, I couldn't get through by phone, and I was in a hurry, and came to Beijing to look for me, only to find that I had rotted into bones in the house, and even the maggots that ate my flesh had died. She will definitely regret not moving in with me, guarding the few acres of salt fields at home, making her salted dried fish, and her son died outside and never saw the last time. Xie Jun said as he spoke, and tears flowed down. Zhong Luoren said: "It's like the real thing, I'm really crying, you are not sick, you have to live longer than me, the doctor is right, you have to see a psychiatric department." ”

Xie Jun wiped a few tears, squeezed his eyes, and said, "There are other people who really need to see a psychiatric department." Zhong Luoren said: "I also know that there is a person, who you say, see if we are referring to the same person." Xie Jun said: "Speaking of which, it has long been an open secret. The two of them glanced at each other and said together: "Cheng Donghao." Zhong Luoren and Xie Jun laughed, and Zhong Luoren said, "I didn't expect him to be impotent, you say." Xie Jun said: "When you meet Li Xiaoyan's little girl, everything is possible." Our Xiao Mu also likes her. Zhong Luoren exaggeratedly leaned his face to Mu Yanming, almost touching his nose, and said: "Do you like Li Xiaoyan? Which Li Xiaoyan has the same name?" Mu Yanming said lightly: "She doesn't like me, I think she has lost her body, she doesn't even care about making an ordinary friend, my original enthusiasm has faded, I can't love anymore, it's over." Strictly speaking, it wasn't love at the beginning, but I had an urge to make friends, so I went to find her. ”

Xie Jun said: "That's not the case, Xiao Mu really loves that Li Xiaoyan." And when they first met, they drove on my stomach at home. That Li Xiaoyan's face was wrapped in a layer of white wall skin like a geisha makeup, and Xiao Mu didn't look at it at all, but he liked it, and he still liked it out of control, it was very incredible, it was like being hit by the arrow of the high-level witch Angelica Houston. Zhong Luoren said: "What is geisha makeup?" Xie Jun said: "The face is white like a wall skin, bean eyebrows, that is, the whole eyebrow is plucked out of the whole eyebrow, and the tip of the eyebrow is painted with a crimson pimple, red eyeliner, blood-red cherry mouth, a little red, bloody." Because Japanese geisha love to wear this makeup, it is called geisha makeup. ”

Zhong Luoren said: "That kind of woman? Xiao Mu, you are so strange, even Cheng Donghao is counted, what kind of woman are you two in love, Cheng Donghao didn't say a word about her." Xie Jun said: "It's nothing to put on a geisha makeup. Chung said, "Japanese geisha makeup, what kind of idea is this? It's too weird. Xie Jun said: "It was given to her by someone else." Zhong Luoren said: "This is quite grand?" Xie Jun said: "I didn't mean that. I mean, someone else tricked her up, and she didn't know it at the time. Zhong Luoren said: "I don't know about my makeup?" Xie Jun said: "I don't know at all, I don't know, I came to my party in a grand manner, and I talked to those who designed this makeup for her." Zhong Luoren said: "Then you can't talk about it, IQ problem?" Xie Jun said: "Do you know who did this?" Zhong Luoren said: "Who?" Xie Jun said: "Tang Mei." Zhong Luoren nodded and said, "There is really no way to be smart, the whole person is so creative." After thinking about it, he nodded again, and said, "I really can't figure it out, this Li Xiaoyan's face makes people turn like this, she really doesn't know at all?