The car slowly opened, passing by the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, where two luxury cars were blocked in front of the previous house. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, there was a person who sneaked up to the second luxury car and muttered: "This Nima, the owner of this car is also bullish, the car hasn't driven away for a year, Nima, you don't go Lao Tzu is always okay!"

However, in this way, it seems that he has confessed it, a little cautious, sneaky, and unwilling to let others see it.

Li Yu paused, stopped the car, and looked at each other on the side of the road.

As soon as the man turned around, he was suddenly startled, thinking that Li Yu had recognized his identity, and suddenly his heart was empty, followed by anger, and said, "What are you looking at!"

Li Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "Eh, I'm so short-tempered, look at you!"

"Try one more!"

"Try it!"

The man was completely angry, walked to Li Yu's side, kicked the car door, and said, "You kid, come down for me!"

"Yo he!" Li Yu got out of the car and fought with the man.

As soon as the two fought like this, they immediately attracted a group of onlookers.

"What are you doing here?"

"What about fighting?"

"Why?"

"I don't know. ”

In minutes, Li Yu subdued the man.

"Sample, give it back to me!"

The man was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he said, "You have a kind of little ambition, you give me a lamp table......"

"You Xiaozhi, you have a kind, you have a kind of blocking my car, I don't believe you won't drive away!"

"Yo he! Block it! Whoever is afraid of whom!"

Li Yu also drove the car onto the sidewalk and blocked the back of the second car.

In this way, a peculiar scene is formed.

The first car was stuck in front of the bank, the second car was stuck behind the first, and the third car was stuck behind the second car.

As a result, except for the third car, which can go, the other cars cannot move.

"You have a kind! If you have the ability, you will stop here for a year! Lao Tzu is waiting for you!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

……

At this time, the crowd suddenly realized, and at the same time, they were extremely emotional.

"This rich man is really Nyima is idle and plays in traffic jams. ”

"This Nima, you are stuck in traffic, and we pedestrians can't walk. ”

"Grass! I'll slide your car tonight!"

"If you have the ability, you can slide, there are camera cars around here, you can't run, any car is enough for you to lose your money!"

The Industrial and Commercial Bank next door is about to cry, this Nima, it was not easy to escape the doom, look at this posture, at most three or five cars, and the door of his house will be blocked again.

As a result, the head of the branch is already applying for the superior to change the position again......

……

Immediately afterwards, Li Yu and the man who was beaten left, and the crowd dispersed.

Li Yu was quite speechless and said, "What is this called, I just bought it, and I didn't open it for a day, so I took it." ”

But fortunately, I still have money in my card, and I can buy another one.

I walked into the 4S store again and bought an identical off-road vehicle.

After that, Li Yu went back to school, and on the way, he passed by a fortune-telling street, but he saw an acquaintance.

A young scholar-like figure is persuading a guest.

"This brother, Xiaosheng is a disciple of the Lingshenmen of the Righteous Path Sect, recently descended from the mountain gate, there is some urgency at hand, as long as Brother Tai lends 666 yuan to Xiaosheng, after Xiaosheng returns to the mountain gate, he can propose to let the sect accept you as a disciple of the outer sect, from now on, you can become a cultivator, what do you think?"

The customer was also a young man, with a strange face, and said, "Take me Xiuzhen, take me flying, take me on the Supreme Avenue?"

The scholar was stunned and said, "This statement is quite novel, but it's about the same. ”

“…… Can you liars change their methods of deceiving people? Do you say that others can believe the same thing?" the man shook his head and left.

The scholar sat down with a disappointed face.

Li Yu's face was full of strangeness, he drove the car over, and said, "Zhong Shenxiu?"

Zhong Shenxiu was surprised: "Brother Li!"

Li Yu said strangely: "So you are a cultivator?"

Zhong Shenxiu opened his mouth wide and said, "How does Brother Li know...... Huh!?"

Zhong Shenxiu's eyes widened and said, "Brother Li, you, how come you are also a cultivator?"

The two stared wide-eyed.

Li Yu got out of the car, simply sat in front of Zhong Shenxiu's booth, and said, "Dude, what's going on." ”

Zhong Shenxiu sighed and said, "It's because Xiaosheng can't cultivate at home, and he didn't even see the identity of Brother Li's cultivator before. ”

"Me too, what's the matter with you, why can't I see the fluctuation of spiritual power in your body at all?"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Brother Li, that's the case, the reason why you can't see it is because Xiaosheng has cultivated a kind of exercise that can hide his own cultivation. ”

Li Yu suddenly realized and said, "I see." ”

Zhong Shenxiu said, "Brother Li, which cultivation sect are you?"

Li Yu paused and said, "Cultivating the true sect? I have no sect or sect, and I have taught myself to cultivate." ”

"What!?" Zhong Shenxiu stood up in shock, "Brother Li, you mean that you don't belong to a division?"

"Nope. ”

Zhong Shenxiu's eyes were blank, and he muttered: "How is this possible, in the era of the end of the law, how can someone cultivate to the foundation building stage without a master...... Unless, he's a real talent!"

Zhong Shenxiu's eyes lit up and said, "Brother Li, are you interested in coming to our Spirit God Gate?"

"Uh......" Before Li Yu could speak, Zhong Shenxiu hurriedly said eagerly, "Brother Li, our Spirit God Sect is treated very well, we can take care of food and housing, the outer disciples have one spirit stone every year, and the inner disciples have dozens to hundreds of pieces per year, and a great talent like Brother Li, once they come to our sect, they can obtain at least thousands of spirit stones every year." and the unconditional apologetic preaching of the sect elders.

With such resources, in just a few years, Brother Li will be able to cultivate to the Jindan stage, and even the Yuan Infant stage, until he has embarked on the Supreme Dao!"

Zhong Shenxiu put the words he learned before to life.

Li Yu couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Why do you look so like a pyramid scheme." ”

"MLM?" Zhong Shenxiu wondered.

Li Yu paused: "Ahem, let's not talk about this first, how about the 1000g action movie I gave you last time?"

As soon as he said this, Zhong Shenxiu blushed inexplicably and said, "Ahem, such a vulgar work simply defiles the body and mind of our monks...... Brother Li, is there anything else?"

"666, teenager, in this era, don't always think about relying on others, you have to learn to do it yourself, for example, what 9*, 10**, you have to learn to learn independently. ”

"Besides, what is an action movie, I have a better baby here. ”

Zhong Shenxiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Better baby, what's that?"

"It's a fetish called an inflatable doll. ”

"Inflatable dolls?"

"There's no hurry about this, let's talk about it next time, let's talk about this first, you are a cultivator, how did you get mixed up like this?"

"Oh, that's good, but that's a long story. ”

Zhong Shenxiu was ashamed all of a sudden, and said, "Brother Li, I'm ashamed, a few days ago, the sect sent me a task to secretly go down to earth to find something called Yin Yang Bead. ”

"Yin and Yang Beads, what is this?"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "I don't know what this is, I haven't even seen it, the sect only told me that as long as I encounter this thing, I will naturally recognize it at a glance." ”

Li Yu groaned, the creation of Zhong Shenxiu, Yin and Yang cut the dawn, Yin and Yang beads, whether there is any connection between the two, it will not be said that it is just an accident.

"Oh, you go on. ”

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Well, of course, after all, it is the first time to go down the mountain, or to enter the mortal, the sect was worried that I would encounter an accident, so when I left, he gave me a few treasures." ”

"Well, what's there?"

"Well, the sect gave me two magic weapons, one is a flying sword, and the other is a small gourd, the flying sword can be attacked and defended, and the small gourd is a magic weapon that can surprise people. ”

"Oh, two magic weapons, that's a lot. Now that you have the magic weapon, what are you going to eat and drink?"

"This sect let me figure out my own way, maybe I want to hone it because of this. ”

"Then how did you hone your skills to get to this point?"

"Alas, Brother Li, don't you know, there is a reason why Xiao Sheng became like this, but Xiao Sheng does not regret his previous choice. ”

"You tell me about it. ”

"That's right, just a few days ago, when Xiao Sheng just entered the mortal world, because he had no money on his body, it was difficult to move an inch, but fortunately, Xiao Sheng met an antique shop, and with the help of a kind boss, he temporarily sold the flying sword for more than a thousand yuan, and only survived the first few days. ”

Li Yu's expression was extremely strange, and he said, "You mean, you sold a magic weapon for more than a thousand yuan?"

"Yes, Xiaosheng didn't expect that the prices in the world would be so expensive. ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, how could he say that Zhong Shenxiu was good, that he was stupid?

In this case, it can only be said that Zhong Shenxiu is too naïve.

Or rather, the owner of the antique shop is illiterate.

Or rather, the antique shop owner is too black-hearted.

After all, even if you can't see the spiritual power fluctuations on the magic weapon, the exquisite appearance of the magic weapon can't be worth more than a thousand yuan.

"Then, a thousand dollars is not much, but you won't be like this. ”

"Yes, it was originally like this, but then, Xiaosheng was on a street and saw someone begging. Xiaosheng asked the reason clearly, and it turned out that the old father was seriously ill. ”

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Filial piety comes first, Brother Li, you said that if Xiaosheng could see this scene and ignore it, he gave all the money to the other party." ”

“…… If I'm not mistaken, is it a couple who are begging?"

"yes, yes. ”

"Do they still say that not only is my old father seriously ill, but even he is terminally ill?"

"Yes, yes, hey, how does Brother Li know?"

The corners of Brother Li's mouth twitched, why did he know, nonsense, of course he knew, he was a professional beggar, and he had been begging at that intersection for at least three years!

People are specifically deceiving people who are like this kind of first-time travelers, or stupid and stunned.

Unfortunately, Zhong Shenxiu accounted for all of these two points.

Zhong Shenxiu didn't seem to see Li Yu's tangled expression, and continued: "After that, Xiao Sheng was hungry and thirsty, and there was no choice but to find that antique shop and sell Xiao Sheng's other magic weapon. However, this time the amount of money is even less, only a few hundred. These days, Xiaosheng has done several good things in a row, but he never thought that this money would be so unspent.

Seeing that Xiaosheng was about to go hungry, he really had no choice, so he had to come here to try his luck. ”

Li Yu was speechless, and he didn't know what to complain about.

It's not that I don't know what to complain about, but there are too many slots, and I can't spit it out all at once!!